flowers eat their brains

The Peony Building, a landmark of City A, staged an unprecedented annual show today.

A tall and fat man stood on the top of the 288-meter building, preparing to jump off with a mournful face.

The downstairs was crowded with people, all of whom were watching the excitement.Of course, at such a long distance, the people below would not be able to see the figure even if their necks were broken, but the cameraman of Peony Flower TV Station was carrying the equipment and followed the fat man closely to shoot the whole process.At this moment, Fatty's words and deeds were clearly recorded and broadcast live on the huge display screen on the outer wall of the building.This fat man is about 180 tall, with a square face, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, and his tasteless cropped cut makes his whole face look abnormally fat.Maybe no one would notice such a person walking in the crowd, but at this time he appeared on the huge display screen, which simply earned people's attention.

People can clearly see that standing behind Fatty is the very excited TV personality Lu Minghao, who is holding a microphone and eloquently explaining Fatty's current behavior.

"Now you can see that standing on the top of the building is Mr. Liu Yibao, a citizen who used to be full of confidence. Mr. Liu Yibao came from a poor rural area in H Province. He graduated from a 985 university in this city with his own efforts. It can be said that he is young, promising, and has a bright future! But now he is standing on the roof of our Peony Building and intends to end his life by jumping off the building. Why is this?"

The big screen quickly showed Liu Yibao's proud and confident smile when he first participated in the show.

"I believe that the audience who have watched the previous episodes already know it well. Then, here is our problem today." The screen cuts back to Lu Minghao's bright smile, "Our problem today is that Mr. Liu Yibao who is desperate, he Now standing on the top of a tall building, should I choose to jump, or not to jump?"

"Jump!" The audience downstairs cheered loudly with the mentality that watching the show is not a big deal.

Liu Yibao was obviously very nervous, his forehead was covered with beads of sweat, and the crowd as small as ants downstairs made him regret his actions today.

Lu Minghao was already extremely excited: "Then, let's wait and see! Let's leave the time to Li Shu."

The voice fell, and a young man with delicate features slowly walked out from the corner.

As soon as Liu Yibao saw him, he immediately called out loudly: "You, don't come here! Don't come here!"

Li Shu put his hands in his pockets, and walked at a leisurely pace, not obeying Liu Yibao's intention.

Liu Yibao made a gesture to step on the edge of the building: "If you come here again, I'm going to jump!"

"Then you dance." Li Shu stared at him expressionlessly.

Liu Yibao glanced downstairs, seeing the dense crowd made him dizzy, and his face turned green with fright.

Li Shu said coldly: "If you don't dance, it means you don't dare. You don't even dare to die. What's the point of living? Don't you always think highly of yourself? Graduated in 985, working in a state-owned enterprise, with an annual salary of 29, 180 years old , height [-]... What else? Oh, it seems that there are none."

Liu Yibao had already retreated to the edge of the building, half of his feet were exposed, his glasses were covered with sweat.

The audience downstairs also became excited, clapping their hands and yelling, the voice was so loud that even Liu Yibao, who was 288 meters above, could clearly hear it.

"Jump! Jump! Jump!!!"

The picture was swept away by the audience, and then quickly cut back to Li Shu's disdainful face: "You are a fart! Liu Yibao, you are the scum of society! If I were you, I would pollute socialist civilization in my life! Graduated from 985 , Going to work in a state-owned enterprise is amazing! The point is the annual salary of 180, okay? With an annual salary of 180, you dare to call yourself a social elite! As for me, the salary for a season of such a stupid show is more than [-]. Don’t dare to call yourself an elite. You are awesome, yes, you look awesome too, in this face-seeking world, it’s really hard for your mother to give birth to you! How tall are you? [-]? Remember to report your height? Didn’t remember to report your weight? Don’t you weigh [-]? You are a fat man anyway, and you are just a fat man panting for breath. You might as well die. Being a dead fat man is also counted as accumulating virtue in the next life..."

Liu Yibao yelled as if he had been poked into a sore spot: "Why are you talking about me! Shut up! Shut up!"

Li Shu gave him a calm look: "Why can't I say you? I am richer than you, I am better-looking than you, and the suitors downstairs line up the Great Wall. I am thousands of times stronger than you. Why can't I tell you?"

Liu Yibao hated it so much that he had no choice but to repeat the old trick: "If you talk about it again, I'll really show you the dance!"

"Then you dance." Li Shu laughed: "Do you think we dare not kill people just because we are doing shows? How much is your life worth? There are so many people waiting in line below to see you die."

The audience downstairs erupted and applauded in unison: "Jump! Jump! Jump! Jump!"

Li Shu raised his eyebrows: "Did you hear that? All people return."

Liu Yibao stepped back a bit: "You, you guys, don't force me! I really jumped! I jumped!"

"Coward!" Li Shu spat on the ground.

At the same time, Lu Minghao's voice rang out without losing the opportunity: "Ah! It can be seen that our Liu Yibao Liu Fatty is about to be driven crazy! So is he going to dance or not? We all want him to dance, everyone said is not it?"

"Yes—!" The audience downstairs replied in unison.

Liu Yibao only felt his temples twitching suddenly, his blood was about to rush out of his forehead.

"Jump! You stupid pig!"

Liu Yibao's exposed foot slipped, almost fulfilling Li Shu's wish.He screamed in fear, his fat hands were desperately struggling in mid-air, and finally stabilized his body, but there was a wetness in his crotch.

Lu Minghao immediately jumped up excitedly: "Weeded our pants! Weeded our pants! Dear audience, our citizen Liu Yibao, a citizen of Liu Yibao from H Province, Mr. Liu whose ID number ends in 432, he wet his pants! Li The doctor pissed his pants! What's going to happen next? Will he jump? Will he jump?!"

As soon as the words were finished, Liu Yibao frantically took out a utility knife from his pocket, and stabbed at Li Shu obliquely.Lu Minghao screamed, and saw Li Shu dodge the attack sideways, then grabbed Liu Yibao's wrist, and slammed his elbow into Liu Yibao's protruding abdomen.

"Ah!" Liu Yibao fell to the ground in pain, holding his stomach and screaming.

Li Shu quickly kicked the utility knife to the corner, and looked down at Liu Yibao: "Tsk tsk, with a weight of 180, you don't have the slightest advantage against me. It would be better for you to die."

Liu Yibao beat the ground heavily with resentment, howling loudly, like a wild beast that lost its mind.

Li Shu frowned, and simply stepped on his hand: "Do you still have the face to shout? Have the face to breathe? Have the face to let the world perceive your vitality? Liu Yibao, open your eyes and look downstairs, you Where is your wife? Where is your mother? Where are your so-called pig friends and dog friends? Do you think they are waiting for you to step on colorful auspicious clouds to rescue them? No, they are sitting in front of the TV right now, Nibbling melon seeds and drinking wine, happily waiting for you to jump from here!"

The picture on the big screen suddenly changed, and he came to Liu Yibao's home in the cherry community where he once lived. The TV in the living room was broadcasting the current program, and his beautiful wife was instructing several workers to move the furniture to the big truck downstairs.A worker pointed to his portrait on the coffee table and asked what to do with it. His wife didn't even look at it, and waved her hand and said to throw it in the trash can for me downstairs.When the camera focused on her face, she suddenly grinned mercilessly.

"Ah!" Liu Yibao cried desperately.

"It turns out that dying people also cry." Li Shu looked at Liu Yibao's trembling back indifferently, and snorted coldly from his nose, "Don't waste time, the audience can't wait. You This is the value of a lifetime." After speaking, he kicked Liu Yibao, and walked past him arrogantly.

Liu Yibao completely collapsed, beating the ground repeatedly.

"The final critical moment has come. Should Mr. Liu Yibao, who has a broken nerve, jump or not?" Lu Minghao reappeared in the camera holding a microphone, his voice trembling uncontrollably, "audience friends, at this moment, I am A host with high professionalism really wanted to insert a few commercials, but our Mr. Liu Yibao seemed to be unable to wait any longer. He stopped crying, wiped the tears sticking to the tip of his nose with his hands, and then... he stood Get up! Audience friends, Mr. Liu Yibao, who we are about to commit suicide, stands up now! His eyes hang on the edge of the building, he looks hesitant, he is hesitating, audience friends!"

Downstairs became quiet instead, and the onlookers opened their eyes wide and waited for the final gorgeous performance.

soon.

"Our Mr. Liu Yibao seemed to be mentally prepared. He took two steps back, opened his mouth and screamed, and ran quickly to the edge of the building! He was like a crazy bird The beast, a wild brown bear! He jumped up, he... ah!!"

boom--!

Everything is silent.

A moment later there was deafening yelling from downstairs.

"Jumped! Jumped! Audience friends, just now, just now! At [-]:[-] pm Beijing time, our protagonist of this season, Mr. Liu Yibao, a citizen, jumped off the building!"