flowers eat their brains

Diligent and thrifty but can't find a wife?

Filial piety to parents but divorced by daughter-in-law?

Pursue true love but meet your wife in the way?

You think you're just unlucky, but in fact you've been brainwashed!

Lu Minghao sat in the lounge, staring at the poster on the table in a daze.

"The strongest brain doctor, who specializes in treating all kinds of brainlessness!"

With a few big characters in shining gold and a picture in the shape of Einstein's brain, this highly visually impactful poster perfectly highlights the highlights of this show.

Lu Minghao tapped on the word brain doctor thoughtfully.

Traditional medicine believes that brain medicine is the abbreviation of brain surgeon, who mainly uses the method of operating on patients to treat brain diseases.However, with the development of social civilization, more and more human beings with normal brain functions have shown anti-social characteristics. Such people disrupt social order and interfere with the normal social behavior of others, seriously affecting the overall happiness index of the people .Since such people have normal brain functions and cannot be treated by traditional methods, a special industry has emerged as the times require, which is brain medicine.

Today's brain medicine field is divided into many schools, and the main treatment methods are different, but they all hold the same view on this kind of cause.The field of brain medicine vividly calls this phenomenon "brain damage", which is also known as "brainless" by the public.

How do flowers eat people's brains?Why can flowers eat people's brains?How will flowers be digested after eating human brains?

Similar questions are still inconclusive, and even Dr. Feng Wenzheng, an academician of the Affiliated Research Institute of Peking University, the most authoritative brain medicine field, can't say why. It seems that this will be a long-lasting battle in the history of human civilization.

Fortunately, although people are not sure about the cause of this kind of disease, they have made remarkable achievements in the field of research on treatment methods, and there have been many good news recently in the clinical field. Among them, the May Red General Hospital in City A is the most famous.May Red General Hospital is a private hospital. The president, Li Bo, has been engaged in this kind of research for many years and is the No. 1 in the field of clinical brain medicine today.Such a hospital charges a lot of money, and most of the patients are well-off and don't have to worry about food and clothing.It is absolutely impossible for Liu Yibao, who has an annual salary of [-] yuan mentioned above, to enter this hospital.So, what should patients like Liu Yibao do?They participated in a reality show called "The Strongest Brain Doctor" on Peony TV.This program invites Li Bo to provide them with treatment opportunities on a regular basis, and also conducts advertisements for May Red General Hospital.It can be said to kill two birds with one stone.

However, with the popularity of "The Most Powerful Brain Doctor" in the world, May Red General Hospital quickly became popular and became a leader in the field of brain medicine. It was overcrowded every day, and the director Li Bo had to do it himself, adding a lot of new jobs .

Finally he couldn't bear it anymore and proposed not to participate in this program.

This was a pain for the director, so he called Lu Minghao for a meeting overnight.If Li Bo no longer appeared on the show, they would have to hire some low-level brain doctors to replace him. This would seriously affect the ratings of the entire show. The final result would be that the show would stop and Lu Minghao's salary would also have to stop.

Of course, Lu Minghao couldn't tolerate the suspension of wages, and the next day he visited the May Red General Hospital with a few boxes of good Irish cigars.

Anyone with a discerning eye can tell at a glance that a few cigars cost more than one hundred thousand yuan, and the most expensive is the lacquered humidor, which is handmade with Irish alpine cedar wood that has been around for thousands of years, and is worth millions of RMB.

Li Bo knocked on the cigar box indifferently, without even raising his eyelids: "Well, I won't go, let my son go."

"This...isn't very good, your son's medical skills..."

"I taught it myself, no problem."

Although Li Bo guaranteed it, Lu Minghao was still not at ease and asked someone to find Li Shu's resume.In the photo is a handsome young man with great potential to be an artist, but he should not be very old, probably in his teens.He was still a high school student and didn't know medical skills... Lu Minghao carefully looked at the age column, and then looked at it several times in succession. 28?Actual age is actually 28?Same year as him.But this face is too young. When the two stand together and compare, Lu Minghao looks obviously much older. When he is on the show, I don't know if the audience will think he is not good-looking...

Thinking of this, Lu Minghao couldn't help smacking his lips.

At this time, the door of the lounge was gently pushed open, and the staff led the baby-faced Li Shu in.Lu Minghao's usual enthusiasm quickly returned to his face.

"Are you here? Are you Li Shu?" Lu Minghao stood up deliberately, walked around the table and shook hands with Li Shu.But Li Shu ignored him, put his hands in the pockets of his trousers, and stared at him directly.

wack!Lu Minghao was a little embarrassed, and commented on Li Shu's first impression in his heart.

The staff quickly smoothed things over and said to the two of them: "Brother Lu, this is Li Shu, the son of Dean Li. Li Shu, this is Brother Lu and Lu Minghao. You should know it after watching TV. Brother Lu is now the pillar of our TV station!" "

Mentioning Lu Minghao's proud tone finally made Lu Minghao feel better. He pointed to a triangular stool in the corner and lazily said to Li Shu, "Sit down. Let's preview the background information of the participants in a while."

Li Shu nodded, walked over and sat down, but still didn't speak.Lu Minghao smacked his lips again.

The staff came over to chat about gossip: "Brother Lu, tell me, he is so quiet, will his performance be okay later? The director and the directors are sweating in their hands. The ratings of the previous episodes dropped by ten points. If the season is going to drop again, we are not the highest ratings in the station. The director will definitely be reprimanded, and we are not much better!"

"Who says it's not." Lu Minghao looked at Li Shu, and tried to lower his voice as much as possible. The other party was lowering his head and concentrating on playing with a Rubik's Cube, and he didn't seem to care what they said.

The staff was active in thinking, changed the subject, and asked him: "Brother Lu, do you know why he is called Li Shu? The name is casual enough." Seeing that Lu Minghao didn't respond, he laughed first, "I heard that it seems to be Li Shu. When the dean's wife gave birth to him, Dean Li was staring at the plum tree downstairs in a daze. It was the season when the plum tree was in bloom. Dean Li smelled the fragrance of the flower and thought, um, it smells so good, What kind of tree is this? At this time, the dean's wife happened to ask him what name he would give our son. Dean Li suddenly slapped his head, ah, I remembered, this is a plum tree! So, he said It's called Li Shu." He whispered to Li Shu.

He spoke so vividly that Lu Minghao couldn't help laughing.After saying something else, Lu Minghao saw that the time was almost up, so he instructed him: "Go and get the participants' materials."

"Okay!" After all, he was only an intern in his early twenties, this staff member named Xiaoqiu ran out quickly, and then came in quickly, carrying a thick and thick profile of the participants.

"Let's take a look." Lu Minghao handed the information to Li Shu, "This is the relevant background of the participants this time. There are a lot, please read it quickly."

Li Shu didn't even raise his eyelids, and his speaking habits are surprisingly similar to his father: "Don't read it. I probably heard about it from Xiaoqiu." Seeing that Lu Minghao didn't believe it, he could only endorse, "Participant Liu Yibao, Male, 29 years old, from H province. His family is relatively poor. His parents are self-employed. He sells pancakes at a small stall in the farmer’s market and earns about 985 yuan a day. There are many relatives in the family, but he is the only one who has gone to college. Said It’s a university, not Tsinghua University or Peking University. It’s just one of the 6 schools. The major is quite popular, but after graduation, it’s not the right major to find a job. I’m doing business in a top [-] state-owned enterprise. People, fixed salary, [-]K monthly salary before tax, double salary at the end of the year plus bonus, can earn [-] a year with full wages. I have a girlfriend who is in a regular relationship, but recently I have a relationship problem. My girlfriend suspects that he is mentally disabled, so she brought him here Watch the show. A typical grass-chicken man." At the end, the Rubik's Cube in his hand happened to be completely restored, so he raised his head and smiled at Lu Minghao.

Lu Minghao couldn't help but smacked his lips again, defining Li Shu in his heart, good-looking, young, with a good memory, hum!

Seeing that Li Shu stopped talking, Lu Minghao could only sulk himself, and was bored for a while, when he suddenly heard a commotion outside the door as if something had happened.He opened the door a crack, just in time to see Xiao Qiu running over in a hurry, and quickly stopped him: "What happened?"

Xiaoqiu said impatiently: "I don't know. I heard that a participant in a show had a fight with his girlfriend. What's it called?"

"Liu Yibao!" Lu Minghao only felt a sudden pain in his head.

"Yes, yes, that's him, this is the Liu Yibao who appeared on our show!"

Lu Minghao hurried out the door and went to the scene with Xiaoqiu.When the door was about to close, he still didn't forget to look back at Li Shu. As if he didn't know anything about the outside world, the guy lowered his head to scramble the Rubik's Cube, and started playing again.

Lu Minghao rolled his eyes at Li Shu.People who are better than him, younger than him, better than him in everything, are the most annoying people!