Food anchor teaches you how to raise ghosts

Xia Chun couldn't help laughing when he heard the little ghost's question - this ghost is very protective of food.He took off his personal terminal and put it on the table, let the audience enjoy the delicious food, and went to the living room with the kid's collar.

Seeing that the kid was still staring at him covetously, Xia Chun smiled: "No one will give away those dishes, they are all yours."

Hearing this, the kid's brows relaxed.In the next second, he suddenly threw himself on Xia Chun's lap, embraced him with two short arms, rested his chin on his thigh, raised his head and said softly, "I'm hungry."

"...You let go of your hands first." Enduring the pain of leg cramps, Xia Chun pulled the kid aside, squatted in front of him and said, "I won't force you to answer questions in the future, unless you actively want to talk to me." explain."

The little ghost looked at him, with a clear and bright light in his eyes, suddenly he stretched out his little hand and patted his face.

"Why did you hit it again..." Xia Chun touched his face reflexively, and finally touched the sticky label again, still the one with the kid's name on it, "Why did you stick the label with your name on my face? "

"Forget." The kid said perfunctorily, and ran to the kitchen to eat.

Xia Chun just made a promise not to force him to answer questions, so he couldn't renege on his promise immediately, so he just took it as a prank.He sat down next to the little ghosts, one big and one small started to eat at the terminal.The honey sauce barbecue is charred on the outside and tender on the inside. The sweetness of honey and the salty seasoning blend to create a unique taste, which makes people unable to resist eating.

Xia Chun was greedy for the audience while eating: "Don't just focus on 'eating', how is the voting going?"

"Poisoning late at night is a crime!!!"

"Such a vicious anchor should be canceled..."

"What's the vote? I want spicy chicken!"

"If you want to watch Hundred Ghosts at Night, if the anchor goes, do you have to prepare a bag of soybeans? [Funny]"

"It's still a doll. If the anchor makes a mistake and is chopped off or eaten by the demon queen, it will be GG."

The audience voted while discussing, and the two sides were basically evenly divided.Seeing that the time was about to end, Doll Island was slightly ahead, and suddenly a local tycoon jumped out, and with a wave of his big hand, he voted Interstellar Deep Sea□□X10 for the ancient capital, instantly widening the gap in votes.

"I'm so inhumane, I'm so inhumane!"

"You are still too young, remember, you can do whatever you want with money."

"Hold on, we can win [doge]"

"The poor see you local tyrants throwing mines with tears in their eyes."

When the timer expires, voting ends.Xia Chun didn't expect that one vote would attract the audience to pay for it one after another, and he was full of gratitude to his parents for food and clothing.In order to repay their enthusiasm, he ate even more deeply, describing the taste of the soup and minced meat clearly.

The kid never wasted food, and after he finished eating, all the plates and bowls on the table were empty, and his bright eyes were still staring at the stew pot emitting a strong aroma.This actually gave Chef Xia a sense of accomplishment, and he felt a little proud in his heart.

"Don't worry, the char siew can't be cut directly, otherwise the meat roll will be broken into slag." Xia Chun took out the cooked char siu and soaked it in the soup until it cooled down. It was taken out at noon the next day and cut into slices, put in a thick soup made from pork bones, served with ramen noodles and bamboo shoots.

The destination has been decided, Xia Chun quickly packed up and set off lightly.Doomao's teleportation system sent him to the designated location. It was night now, with a bright moon above his head casting a frost-like brilliance, square stone bricks under his feet, red walls and green tiles around him, and weeds on both sides.A blue-eyed white cat stood on the wall, its glass ball-like eyes were staring straight at the intruder from another world, and there was a small thing in its mouth.

Xia Chun approached lightly, and what the white cat was biting was a broken doll with a split face.

Before he could take a closer look, a woman's angry reprimand suddenly came from behind him: "You beast, put the doll down!"

The cat naturally ignored her, jumped to the other side of the wall and disappeared.The woman turned her anger on Xia Chun, looked him up in surprise and suspicion, and said, "Who are you? You are dressed in strange clothes and look weird. Who sent you here?"

Xia Chun: "I'm just passing by."

When he speaks, his smile is charming and warm, which can touch people's hearts very much.However, the woman did not let go of her guard, and shouted imposingly: "Presumptuous! You are not polite when you see the queen, and you don't call yourself a 'slave'. Who gave you the courage!"

"Empress?" At first, Xia Chun felt that the location this time was more reliable than last time, at least it was down-to-earth instead of drifting.Unexpectedly, the coordinates given by Xiao Xiangxiang were actually in the imperial palace, and she bumped into the "heroine" as soon as she came out.

The audience is right, it's better to find a way to escape before the demon queen transforms or calls someone.However, before Xia Chun could react, the door behind him was suddenly pushed open, palace servants with gauze lanterns came in one after another, lined up on both sides of the corridor, and the courtyard that was originally only lit by moonlight was suddenly brightly lit.

Xia Chun couldn't advance or retreat, thinking how could people come so fast, are you using wireless communication or telepathy!

A groveling eunuch led Shi Shiran in, who looked like a banished immortal.The man was wearing a white robe with golden grass patterns, with a dust whisk behind him, standing in the courtyard facing the wind of Yushu, and bowed slightly to the woman: "Poverty Xu Liansheng has seen the empress."

Xia Chun was standing next to this man, and behind him was a group of expressionless courtiers, but no one paid attention to him.Looking at the barrage again, the audience is also surprised and confused:

"Spiritual, the host is gone!"

"Secret technique, invisible technique!"

"Show operation, 666~"

Xia Chun took out the tobacco rod inserted in the side pocket of the backpack, and the pipe ignited spontaneously without fire, emitting sparks.Probably Yan Fu used some kind of blindfold, he is completely invisible now, no one can see him.

However, the queen was frightened in every possible way, she took a few steps back and looked around: "Where was that man just now?"

Xu Liansheng laughed and said: "Is the queen joking with the poor Taoist, where is the man in this cold palace?"

"Isn't there one right now?" The queen suppressed her shock and sarcastically for a while, "Why did the national teacher come here? Is it because I am worried that my palace has not been killed by the evil spirits in this cold palace?"

Xu Liansheng was very respectful: "Recently, the queen's phoenix body has violated harmony, and the Royal Medicine Academy prescribed several prescriptions but failed to cure it. The poor Taoist calculated the secrets and glimpsed the vision. There may be filth in the palace. So the poor Taoist Exorcise evil spirits in various palaces, so as not to disturb the holy majesty and all the empresses."

As he said that, he asked the maid and eunuch to take the talisman and glutinous rice to drive away the evil spirits.The empress shouted with the majesty of a mother, "Wait a minute! I am the mother of the country, how can I allow you to do anything wrong in the inner courtyard."

The eunuch at the side sneered: "I advise you to put your identity on the right foot, don't think that the emperor is lenient to you and think that you still have Fengwei. It is not good for you if the emperor finds out that you are so disrespectful to the national teacher. "

The queen was furious: "What are you, but a dog beside Su Yanyu is worthy of teaching me a lesson!"

The eunuch was still smiling in the face of the insult, and wanted to say a few more words, but Xu Liansheng raised his hand to stop it.There was something brought in by a guard outside the door, Xu Liansheng reached out to take it, and said to the queen, "Your Majesty, do you know what it is?"

What he was holding in his hand was the broken doll that had just been picked up by the cat. On the back was written "Su Yanyu" and a row of birthday characters in scarlet letters, and his chest was covered with silver needles.The queen glanced at it and said coldly: "I have never seen such a thing before."

Xu Liansheng smiled: "Recently, Pindao has found a lot of witchcraft and grass-human techniques in the palace. I think it is because the Empress Dowager is favored by the Holy One and arouses jealousy. But the Empress Dowager should disdain to use such inferior methods. Yes. Bar?"

Seeing the queen's cold eyes and silence, Xu Liansheng said with a worried face: "I heard that the king of Jin swore in Luzhou that he would never return to the capital until the flood receded. The poor Taoist is very worried about his safety. Tonight, he is preparing to offer sacrifices to the heavens to bless the success of the king's flood control. , came back unscathed to announce the good news to the Holy One.”

The queen raised her neck, seemingly not shaken by threats, but her shoulders trembled in the night wind.Xu Liansheng smiled brightly, and the eunuch who received the signal immediately led people to the courtyard and pasted the yellow talismans densely.The maid threw the soaked glutinous rice into the air, onto the phoenix couch, and even threw it on the queen.

Xu Liansheng said with a smile: "In this way, the empress will be safe from evil in the cold palace, and the Holy Majesty will be very relieved to know about it."

The queen endured all kinds of insults with a firm posture, and said coldly: "I am sorry for the national teacher, and I hope the national teacher will thank your majesty for my grace."

Xu Liansheng saluted and said goodbye, turned around and just walked a few steps, suddenly stopped and looked to the side.The maid who was stared at by him blushed and lowered her head in embarrassment.Xu Liansheng was silent for a moment, then shook his head, and walked towards the gate again.

The eunuchs and maids lined up as they did when they came. Not long after, the huge courtyard was once again immersed in the misty moonlight.

Xia Chun patted his chest with lingering fear.The Taoist just looked in his direction, as if he could feel his presence.

At this moment, there was silence everywhere, Xia Chun was about to run away, but saw the Queen suddenly kneel down on the ground, her head hit the cold and hard stone brick with a muffled sound.She put away her edge, humbly choked with sobs and said: "I have offended you just now, no matter whether you are a fairy or a ghost, please come back and see me again!"