Straight man of steel live broadcast

The two fought and fought, died over and over again in the land of the Jedi, and still happily sent the warmth of sketches to the public in the Jedi, and harassed all the nervous friends on the plane from time to time.

In order not to be beaten to death so ugly, Li Xian let go of his usual arrogant figure and began to cry with his throat, in order to win the sympathy of the nerds for being weak and pitiful, so that the nerds would fall in love with him under the little leather skirt.

He turned on the microphone, and shouted to the men and women on the plane in a very "cute" voice: "Brother, brother, I'm a novice, I don't know how to play this game yet, I plan to jump to the airport later, my little brother will take me ?"

Hearing such a voice of "sell ~ soul", Zhou Gongci had already been "lying ~ trough" non-stop.

After waiting for a while, a male voice mixed with the roar of the plane finally came from the public channel and said loudly: "Go to the airport~ I'm going to go to the airport!! I'm going to go to you~ Damn!!"

Li Xian was so shocked and terrified that he turned to Zhou Gongci and told about the coldness of this world: "Xiao Zhou! They are so unmoved by my lovely girl's voice!!! I suspect this plane All the people on the plane are gay! They must be gay men, or else they wouldn’t have any feelings for such a cute girl like me? It’s impossible! Everyone on the plane is definitely gay! Xiao Zhou is just like Miles is gay too. Come on, jump grassroots."

Barrage: You are also included in the plane, right?

Barrage: What are you implying?

Barrage: Come out?

Zhou Gongci laughed to death, and said with a smile: "It's none of my business again, brother, but to be honest, your voice just now is really scary."

While Li Xian manipulated his strong man in the forgiveness suit and jumped off the plane, he still couldn't believe that his lovely and pitiful voice was scolded just now, and fell into a life of doubt: "Why?? Why can they I’m so indifferent to the cute girl’s voice? Why? Xiao Zhouli said why? Isn’t Lili fascinated by the girl’s voice I just said?”

Barrage: Is it because they can't hold a knife, or is it that you are not good enough~Sao?

Zhou Gongci held back his laughter, and was still searching one building after another quickly in his hands, and had to use his few brain cells to think about what kind of words could make Xian'er's broken glass heart feel better. Can be gathered a little bit.

"To be honest, brother, I just wanted to laugh..."

"Why do you want to laugh? Faced with such a seductive voice! Still want to laugh? Isn't Li's first thought wanting to fuck me?"

Barrage: This wave hints at 666

Barrage: Mr. Zhou, if you don’t get on, I can get on

Barrage: Really Straight Man of Steel

Zhou Gongci finally couldn't help laughing loudly, "To be honest, old iron, I will never have any meaning to your voice just now! If I did, I would commit suicide! I would stab myself with a knife! One day Stab a dozen knives!"

Li Xian, who was stimulated, began to be in a trance, and even had some doubts about where I was and what I was doing. He couldn't speak for a while, so he had to stay silent for a while.

1 minute of silence...

Barrage: It's over, Xian'er doubts that life is over

Barrage: Xiao Zhou, why don't you speak so directly!

Barrage: There is always a feeling that the rain is about to come...

After 2 minutes of silence...

"Really...really?"

Steel Zhou, who didn't want to deceive Li Xian, nodded slightly, and said with great certainty: "Yes."

"...Okay then..." A slightly unwilling answer, with a bit of grievance at the end.

In order to comfort Li Xian's broken heart, Iron Week used his own unique skills, "Don't be afraid, kill someone to have fun! Look at me! Don't worry, I'll find someone to kill and have fun."

"..."

Li Xian had nothing to do with the thinking of this idiot, so he could only say: "Okay, okay, have a good time."

Soon after the song meeting, Li Xian withdrew from the parachute, feeling a little nervous.

Zhou Gongci on the side had already seen that Li Xian's unscrupulous words just now were excessive excitement and nervousness, but he was a little bad at words and just said in his own way:

"It's okay, you're afraid of a pineapple with me here! I'll kill someone later to make you happy~ Don't be afraid, I feel like a younger brother."

Sure enough, Li Xian immediately smiled after being comforted by the leader of Coaxing Immortals, "Go away! Who wants to watch Li kill people for fun! There is something wrong with this person."

However, this clumsy and peculiar way of coaxing people unexpectedly won the favor of the Immortal Emperor, at least the corners of the Immortal Emperor's mouth are slightly raised.

"Okay, I'm going."

"Hmm." Zhou Gongci silently watched the hunk's profile picture quit the YY channel, turned off YY's microphone, and started chatting silently with the water friends in the live broadcast room. state.

Barrage: I know that you are full of heart and fly to someone Xian

Barrage: Go and listen to him sing

Barrage: let's go

Even though Zhou Gongci was seen through by the water friends, he firmly refused to admit it: "No, I don't want to go. I'm chatting with you. What are you thinking, old man. How about I play games?"

Barrage: Xian Er told you to go YY

Barrage: Xian'er called you

Barrage: Xianer told you to go to YY, hurry up

Seeing this barrage, Zhou Gongci couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, feeling secretly refreshed, and pretended to be serious, "Is it true? Did you really ask me to go?"

Barrage: go, go!call you

While Zhou Gongci was suspicious, he searched the yy channel honestly and honestly. Quiet~Midi entered the yy channel as a tourist, and it happened to be Li Xian's turn to come up to sing, seeing the barrage frantically swiping the screen , he couldn't help but said: "He also said that Xian'er is looking for me! You guys are really good at bragging..."

Then he said: "Don't make noise and listen to the music quietly, brothers..."

Barrage: good, good, no trouble, no trouble

Barrage: Listen slowly and listen slowly

In fact, the process of the yy song meeting is almost the same, first introduce the singer who will be singing next, and then chat and joke with the singer for a while.After all, Li Xian is also a director. Needless to say, his emotional intelligence, coupled with his pleasing personality, made the host "giggle" after a few words. It is not an exaggeration to say that the host is shaking. People give people an indescribable temperament.

"Then do you want to send me a song later, little brother?"

Li Xian was stunned: "What... what? Are you calling me?"

"That's right, little brother, can you send me a song? Just wait a minute."

Li Xian didn't understand what kind of routine this was, but since he asked, he agreed, "Oh... well, what do you want to hear?"

"Oh, that's what I want to hear, that little waist...Oh, I still want to hear you call my name in front..."

Li Xian smiled, and quickly agreed, "Okay, I'll sing for you later."

Here, Zhou Gongci has been listening quietly since Li Xian went to the mic, without saying a word, and the people in the live broadcast room have no way of guessing what he is thinking.

Do you want to hack the opponent to death or hack the opponent to death?

Li Xian turned on the reverb, and greeted the people on the YY channel in a pleasant and relaxed tone, "Good evening everyone, I'm going to sing a song next, this is sung by a professional singer, hehe..."

Accompaniment sounded...

"Hello everyone, I'm someone from MC Fairy, and I'll call everyone a Mai..."

The host's voice started to sound chaotic, and the squeaky voice started to shout frantically: "What the hell didn't you want to send me a song??? Little waist!!" Then he immediately returned to the calm tone just now and said He said to himself, "Okay, don't make any noise, and then listen to someone sing."

Li Xian: "..."

He was speechless for such a fine man...

Originally everyone should sing one song, but the host kept cueing him, so he sang a few more...

And it was all under the condition that the "last song" requested by the host was given to him.

Of course, no one can force Li Xian to do things he doesn't want to do. In the end, he still sang a song called "Small Waist" that the other party had dreamed of.

However, while the prelude was still on, Li Xian played a little mischievous again.

He stuck to the mic and used his own little routine, "Well~~~This song...for...our...Xiao Zhou, yesterday, night, you were here, what are you doing..."

The enchanting~rao alluring voice came from the earphones very clearly, as if the voice was whispering in my ear.

"Wow~wow~wow!!" The frightened Hushizhou could only desperately "wow~" to express the shock in his heart.

"365 seconds is too much for you

standing on top of you

continue with my waistline

Ah~ I really can't stand it

I really want to...

touch your waist

Absolutely can't stand..."

"Fuck!!" Zhou Gongci couldn't express the indescribable feelings in his heart other than "Fuck".

This little waist really made him unbearable.

Barrage: Openly show affection! ! !

Barrage: Someone bring me my dog ​​food!

Barrage: If you don't have something, I won't believe it! ! !

……

After listening to this song, the host basically gave up asking Li Xian to sing him an angry song.

But I still said, "Singing is really good, I'm so hard to sing..."

"...Ah?" Li Xian was stunned, what kind of operation is this?

"It feels like my whole body is burning, will it be so hard that I won't be able to sleep tonight..."

"...Brother, brother...you just..." Li Xian didn't say the next thing, but quickly said: "Oh, I'm going to play the game, bye bye." To the original yy channel.

As soon as Zhou Gongci saw that Li Xian had slipped away, he immediately followed Li Xian, faster than when he was picking up the equipment.

As soon as Li Xian returned to his hometown channel, he immediately turned on the mic and started complaining: "Damn it scared me to death, it's so scary."

But Zhou Gongci only said: "Let's go, let's kill people." His tone was full of defense.

However, Li Xian was still in shock, still immersed in the shadow of the host just now.

"What did he say just now... Oh my god!!"

Zhou Gongci was rare and calm, just said: "Stop talking!! Kill people!! You are so fucking crazy!!"

Li Xian felt happy when he heard Zhou Gongci swearing so rarely, "Hahaha...what is Xiao Zhouli angry about?"

Zhou Gongci just replied sullenly: "It's nothing..."

"By the way, did the song I sang just now sound good?"

When Zhou Gongci thought of the song "Small Waist" just now and the haunting question at the beginning, he couldn't hold back the corners of his mouth that crazily raised, and said with a smile: "You are so awesome, old iron. You are so astringent. fee."

Li Xian suddenly yelled, "It sounds good, doesn't it? Hehe."

Zhou Gongci echoed: "It sounds good..."

Barrage: Is it so sweet?

Barrage: Mutual pet mode is on

Barrage: My aunt burst into laughter

After Li Xian was broadcast, Zhou Gongci didn't want to play anymore. He originally planned to play with the water friends tonight, but tonight he really wanted to fall asleep early.

After all, dreams have everything.

The main thing is the presence of someone.

It can make the corners of his mouth rise slightly, and his eyes are full of that person's figure.

Even if he knew that he, a person who could only play games, was not worthy of such an outstanding person at all.

But it’s good to be able to watch, and being with you is eternity.

[Your character is dead, please choose to re-play or load the file]

Read file is selected.

Fortunately, he read the file from time to time before, and the scene in front of him changed instantly, and it came to the afternoon when he was discussing going out to eat at night.

Barrage: Good anchor, are you coming to die again?

At that time, he was holding a brush with his right hand and drawing on the white paper. When he turned around, he saw Bing Xin sitting beside him eating a duck neck.

"It's so early, Bing Xin."

"Xiao Zhou, I swear to avenge you!!"

The two spoke at the same time.

Zhou Gongci was a little dazed, he couldn't remember how he died for a while, and he just said, "Okay, old iron."

Bing Xin tossed the duck neck in her hand aside, threw herself on Zhou Gongci's neck, stroked his silly son's big head, and said, "Xiao Zhou blames me for not protecting you that day! Tonight I must make that person pay the price." !! I'll sleep next to you tonight!"

Zhou Gongci pulled Bing Xin's arm, "Not too good, old iron."

A small head of a handsome princess appeared by the door, and immediately jumped out and swore: "I will avenge Zhou Gongci for you too! I will sleep next to you too!"

Zhou Gongci's eyelids twitched, and his face was full of ugly refusal, "No need, old man!"

Barrage: Group Favorite Husky Week

Barrage: Yes, Xiao Zhou sleeps in the middle!

The guards on Tuesday shouted: "We must make that assassin pay the price!! How dare we touch our Zhou Zhou!"

"Don't...don't, old man!"