Straight man of steel live broadcast

After becoming a show girl, she lived in the Xiuhe Palace, and her food and clothing expenses were not particularly high, especially since there were many people who became a show girl, so the Guangzhao harem was really full of people.

Zhou Gongci lives with two other beautiful girls, one of them has a much better family background than hers, and the palace people give them finer food and clothing. Delicate and charming, seeing Zhou Gongci, they all looked up with disdain from the corners of their eyes.

Zhou Gongci didn't feel anything, he should eat and drink, but he was just thinking about when he could go back to reality. He was a little tired of staying here. Although there are beauties watching every day and free meals, it is not as good as his Games, he actually misses the happy game time he brags with Xianmou...

Huang Xiunv, who had a good family background, sneered at the two Xiunv who lived with them all day long, and he didn't take it seriously every time, but the other Xiunv couldn't be more angry.It looked like Wenwen was a quiet woman, but she secretly wanted to join him in punishing that Huangxiu girl.

It was time to choose again. He was eating pears to face this multiple-choice question. He didn't have any troubles in his heart, but he still had to explain it to the barrage.

No way, the habit of live beeping has not changed.

"Well, let me tell you that it's too dirty to punish others with a show girl. But if I bully others by myself, it will appear that if I'm a big boss, others will come and beat me. So for the time being Leave her alone, I have not suffered any loss."

So he refused to join forces with Xiu Nu to bully others.

Talent +1, Calmness +2

Barrage: Take a look at your attributes!

Barrage: Hurry up and save!Terrified!

Barrage: Stupid anchor, save!

……

At this time, Zhou Gongci slowly remembered the thing of saving files, so he said slowly: "What's the hurry, old guys, I remember. I'm very smart, so funny!"

After saving a file, he went to check his attributes again, many of them were still in zero state.

"Damn, zero intelligence...I'm still a brain-dead..."

The next thing is Xiunu's physical examination. The whole body needs to be stripped. At this time, Zhou Gongci began to get nervous.

Fuck, old irons, he is a blue boy!What should I do if I was found out? I can’t cut a penis~ right?too horrible!

He was so scared that he couldn't help clamping his thighs and legs.

In fact, he thought too much, and the plot was passed through the system quickly, and he was told that he had passed without taking off his clothes.

Flow batch!It's cool to walk through the back door.It seems that the position of queen is very simple!

Barrage: 6666 There is a blue boy among us!

Barrage: Yes, in the future you can confuse the real with the fake.

Barrage: Come on Zhou Xiunv!

……

[Next, we entered the sinister plot of choosing the wrong choice and dying.Please host pay attention to the options, choose carefully]

He glanced over hastily, not paying attention.

Because at this time, his mentality has already begun to swell a little, and he feels that there is nothing to use his high IQ of the universe explosion along the way, Qingqing is a show girl, it is not too simple.

The queen is so easy to get, to rule the harem, whoever wants to die will die, she is simply the king of the harem!It fits his princely temperament very well!

Cool!

Be a seductress in the harem!

He returned to his residence safe and sound. When he was bored, he picked up the fruit cakes on the table and started to eat. He was so bored, but he saw that the one who lived with him wanted to conspire with him to punish the other Li Xiunv of Huang Xiunv went out sneakily.

He was eating a pastry, glanced at it, and originally didn't want to follow.

Barrage: Follow up!

Barrage: Follow up to trigger the plot!

Barrage: Look what tricks she is up to!

……

Looking at the barrage, he put down the sweet-scented osmanthus cake in his hand, got up, and left the stool.

{Brothers, since you want me, Zhou, to watch a wave, then I will watch a wave. }

Barrage: ok ok...

Barrage: I love you anchor

He quietly followed without making a sound of footsteps. He didn't meet anyone else along the way, and followed all the way to a remote corner of the courtyard, where the surroundings were quiet.

He was still complaining along the way.

{Old fellows, it feels like I'm a stalker for following up like this!It's very uncomfortable!But if you like it, I will satisfy you}

Seeing Li Xiunv looking around, he hid in the bushes again, but Li Xiunv didn't see him, and soon a woman in her 30s came out from a side door.

"Hello, Mammy."

"What happened?"

"Mommy has worked hard to teach us etiquette these days." Li Xiunv turned slightly towards Nanny, smiled lightly, took out an exquisite box from her arms, embraced Nanny's hand, and placed the box on her. hands.

"This is a first-class pearl ointment, which is excellent for beauty and beauty. It will definitely make your face more radiant if you put it on."

There was a slight smile on the face of the ceremonial mother, she didn't say much, she just asked Li Xiunv to go back to practice etiquette and get ready for the face saint the day after tomorrow.

Zhou Gongci finally understood what was going on when he saw this from the side. It turned out that he was bribing others to get things done.

Seeing Li Xiunu unwillingly watching the figure of the nanny leave, he shook his head in disapproval.

Isn't it funny to want them to do something after only sending such a small amount of things!At first glance, this nanny is an ugly person. She has never seen anything before, so I must give her something to shock her!

Then he wondered if he should also give something to Mammy so that he could be taken care of too.

Just thinking about it like this, on the way back to the residence, he ran into the etiquette nanny who had just walked away. His mind was blank, and he couldn't remember what court etiquette he had taught a few days ago. He smiled and faced the nanny.

Barrage: Silly~ son!Hurry up and bribe!

Bullet screen: Etiquette, wow!

Barrage: Zhou silly~ son!

Suddenly realizing what he was going to do, he recalled with difficulty the etiquette he had learned a few days ago.

Another option appeared before him.

A. Kindly send the nanny to the door and talk about family matters.

B. Kindly send away the mother and give her the jade pendant.

C. Kindly sent Mammy away and gave her a bag of silver.

What the hell are these?

It is necessary to send Mammy off kindly. He is not a powerful concubine now, so he must first pretend to be a grandson to send Mammy off.Things must be given, and it seems that he is too vulgar to give money, after all, he is also a tasteful show girl now, isn't he?

Definitely choose B.

Barrage: You really deserve to be a queen!

Barrage: Flow batch, brother!

Barrage: What a strong analysis!

He watched his attributes increase complacently, and then went to send Mammy off in a hurry.

Before leaving, I had to brag to each other with Mammy.

It's not easy, who doesn't know that his bragging skills are the strongest!Have you ever seen socialist bragging?

[Obtained the clue "The emperor likes light colors" secretly told by the nanny]

Hey hey!Cool!

On the day of Miansheng, he picked out a light blue skirt. To be honest, he doesn’t like wearing skirts very much, but there is no pair of pants in the closet that can be worn out, and this skirt is too fucking difficult to wear. , he tosses for a long time every time.

Sure enough, he was picked by the emperor in the hall.

The emperor looks very young, about 25 years old, very handsome, very white~tender, with a bit of aloof temperament.

However, when he saw it at first glance, he felt a little uncomfortable. He always felt that the emperor's temperament was a bit strange?

How come there is a sense of déjà vu?

Especially when the little eyes swept over and stood on the hall looking at him coldly, he was a little stunned, so it became Zhou Gongci's little eyes, which were a bit complicated.

Damn, why does the emperor feel like someone Xian? !

My mother!Is it so scary?

Just after sighing like this, the barrage started to explode again.

Barrage: 23333 anchor, what are you thinking?

Barrage: Seeing Huang Sang is in love with her foolish look?

Barrage: Silly, white and sweet characters...

Barrage: Really stupid...

"Maybe you can be named a talented person of Zhou." After saying this sentence, the emperor returned to the dragon seat without turning his head, and waved his hand to let the beautiful girl who came to the palace this time go down.

After seeing the emperor leave, the elated Zhou Cairen began to fantasize that he would become a queen in a short time, rule the harem, and then return to reality.

Thinking about it this way, I began to miss Xianmou a little again.

When he goes back, he must brag to Xianmou that he has come to the harem to become a queen, and the emperor is so fascinated by him, he feels like a younger brother, so it is very comfortable to think about it.

After comforting himself, he felt a little better, and went back to sleep.

Two days later, he was summoned by the emperor to attend the bedchamber. At first he only heard this word, but he didn't feel much, and he didn't realize what it meant.

Going to see the emperor, the emperor was reviewing the memorial, he was brought into the hall by his father-in-law, who left without saying a word, leaving him standing alone in the hall in a daze, while Huang Sang, who had a little white face and dark circles under his eyes, was still there. I am concentrating on reviewing the memorial.

An hour passed, and his feet hurt a little.

This body is a bit weak.

Looking at the Huang Sang who was still turning a blind eye, he was thinking about how to call this Huang Sang so that he would not be reduced to disrespecting him as a humble person. He always felt that if he made a wrong move, he would die.

He took a step forward, trying his best to recall how the concubines in the Gongdou dramas he watched were alluring~gorgeous sluts, and how those treacherous concubines tricked Huang Sang.

He was finally willing to put down the figure of the straight man of steel, coughed clearly, and squeezed his throat as much as possible, but he didn't know that this made him look even more yin and yang.

"Hello, Your Majesty..." He saluted as far as possible according to the etiquette he had learned in his memory, and he also learned to bow his head slightly, thinking about how to blush, so he held his breath, thinking about blushing to create some shy eyes feel.

How did you know that Li Xian raised his head, seeing Zhou Gongci like this, his eyes were full of surprise, seeing the face of the person in front of him turned red, thinking that this is not a fool, right?

Zhou Gongci thought, the emperor, a flower in a greenhouse who has never seen the world before, must be shocked by his frustrating operation!

Then, thinking like this, he was pulled out.

He was dragged down by someone ordered by the emperor, saying that he yelled loudly in the hall and dragged him down in disregard of the etiquette in front of the hall, and was demoted to a maid of honor.

Being dragged by his servants, he looked dazed, and a gray picture began to appear in front of him, and the surrounding scenes continued. It wasn't the kind of frozen picture when making a choice, or the gray scene after the movie was finished, and the scene in front of him automatically A line of explanation appeared.

【You were depressed after being relegated to a court lady, and finally couldn't stand the deserted atmosphere in the palace and threw yourself into a well】

WTF!Why is this hiccupping!

Is this a slaughterhouse? !

He wouldn't throw himself into a well even if he became a housewife!He is a very strong blue boy, okay? !Palace ladies can also counterattack!

Barrage: I laughed so hard!

Bullet screen: the face is full of red shit, very shy and strong 23333

Barrage: The emperor really thinks you are a fool!

……

He felt the deep ridicule from the barrage... very uncomfortable.

Where would he be dragged like this?

He was dragged to a woodshed, and then his eyes went dark, and a line of words appeared in front of him [Because the character died for the first time, temporarily quit the game, looking forward to the next game start]

It was dark, and there was no reaction at all.

As soon as he opened his eyes, the sun shone on his eyelids as usual, and he could still see the familiar ceiling, with the familiar Simmons underneath, and the black striped air-conditioning quilt covering his body.