Straight man of steel live broadcast

Xian'er continued to moan and said: "He is so annoying. When he was in charge, he was talking like a machine gun. I almost couldn't tell him, you know? I used to think he had a vicissitudes of life. He looks like that kind of uncle, but after I got to know him, I realized that he looks like a younger brother."

Barrage: Have you known each other for a long time?

Barrage: 233333 is like a younger brother.

Barrage: Why do you always play with Brother Zhou?

Barrage: Can you stop playing with him... Always yelling together

Barrage: Stop yelling all the time, stop playing with him

……

The two have been playing together recently. With more and more fans, the live broadcast has become more and more famous. There have also been some discordant voices in the originally harmonious live broadcast room. Some people don't want them very much. Playing together, always make some bad remarks and bring some bad rhythm.

However, Li Xian has never played with anyone or not according to anyone's wishes. He has his own principles. He is a person and does not belong to anyone. Even if he chooses to broadcast on his own, it does not mean that he is You have to be led by someone in the live broadcast room like a marionette.

He's an adult, and in a way, he knows exactly who is nice to him.

For these remarks, I have always looked at them and ignored them.

"Play the game for a while today, and go skydiving later." Then Li Xian started playing a song in his daily life.

Someone who switches between male nerves and male gods at will begins to fly freely.

However, some people always position themselves inaccurately, always want to point out the country, want everyone to live according to their own ideas, and publish some inappropriate remarks regardless of the occasion and time, this is called ky.And these fans who think that they should do what I do for the good of others are called Du Wei.

These remarks were suppressed a lot after being brushed away by the barrage and temporarily banned by the housing management, but they were quickly transferred to the live broadcast room of someone who was always screaming.

When Zhou Gongci was still doing his daily routine, he was bragging with the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"...What kind of safe to buy? I don't need it. My family is very poor, and the computers I use now are all picked up from trash cans."

Barrage: I saw your iPhone online last time!

"What, that apple was given to me by the aunt who sold vegetables, and she said to me: 'Hey boy, why are you so pitiful, you still use the big brother.' Then she picked it up from the black plastic bag He took out an apple and handed it to me."

"However, I plan to buy a kangaroo, and I put those valuable things in its pockets, and then buy a set of gloves for it, and install a fingerprint lock for it. If anyone dares to approach it, it will Immediately, I will use a set of boxing techniques from China, so that those bad guys don’t dare to get close, it’s awesome.”

Barrage: 233333 yes

Barrage: Do you have a zoo in your mind?

Barrage: Are you so naive? ? ?

While bragging, Zhou Gongci said without a word: "Hey, is someone Xian online?"

Barrage: It's on, singing.

"It's okay, we are all brothers, wait until he finishes singing."

Barrage: Can you stop playing with Xian'er all the time?

Barrage: Xian'er despises you

"We're all brothers, it's fun to play together. Don't speak ill of him, I'll be angry. It doesn't matter if you say me, don't talk about him. If you want to scold me, you can scold me, and you won't lose a piece of meat. I don't care. "

Barrage: Are you so spoiled?

Barrage: Why are you so nice.

At this time, the barrage was still full of harmony. After all, Zhou Gongci is still a not-so-famous anchor. The live broadcast room is very harmonious. He has a good temper and rarely gets angry with others.

At this time, some disharmonious content began to appear in the barrage. In fact, it has happened before, that is, after he led the team to play offensive and defensive victories in the live broadcast, some people were naturally unconvinced and ran to his live broadcast room to brush the barrage. scold him.

At that time, he had just live broadcast not long ago, and there were not many fans. The house management had set up a few, but he had told him not to block anything except advertisements. happy.

On the day he was scolded, he had just won the offense and defense, but he was overwhelmed and was very angry. Seeing that the barrage was scolding him, he couldn't get angry, so he started to scold the barrage, and the barrage After all, there are many people and the fighting power is long-lasting. He is alone, but the walking ~B~B machine will never admit defeat. He went downstairs and bought a few bottles of Red Bull.The next day he was so hoarse that he couldn't speak.

However, his temper is much better now, and he has never done such stupid things again.

Barrage: Can you stop playing with Xian'er

Barrage: always lead him down

Barrage: Follow you, his voice is always hoarse and it won't get better...

Barrage: Can you stop yelling?Take the bad guys.

……

Zhou Gongci likes to watch bullet screens. He doesn't have many bullet screens, and he's not as famous as Xian'er. He actually feels a little uncomfortable about this kind of bullet screens, but he doesn't express it. After all, if he is asked not to play with Li Xian, That has to be up to me.

Even if he himself said it, he still had to use 502 to stick himself to the fairy, so that the fairy couldn't lose his Zhou.

When someone on the bullet screen said that Li Xian had finished singing, he played the game, and lined up a few solo arenas, he finally couldn't hold back his eagerness and took the initiative to chat with Li Xian in private.

Your secret [Xian'er]: Are you there?

After 2 minutes, there was a belated reply: What are you doing?

Your secret [Xian'er]: Have fun.

[Xian'er]:? ? ?

[Xian'er]: Who is cool?

Your secret [Xian'er]: you

At this time Li Xian was live broadcasting, and just after he finished the solo queue, he saw Zhou Gongci's secret chat, and he said that this person finally couldn't help himself and wanted to come to him, and imitated a part of Zhou Gongci's rough voice Rough speech, jokes about Zhou Gongci's steel straight man has a strong atmosphere, and he can say to girls, "Come on brother!" "Come on, it's okay!"

No, it's my turn soon...

Li Xian laughed and scolded with a cigarette in his mouth: "I~ Fuck, who is it! He wants to fuck me!! Does he know that he is talking about Sen? If I were a Lu boy, I would have smashed him to death with a slipper I’m going to talk about it!!”

Barrage:? ? ?drive?

Barrage: This cryptic car was caught off guard

Barrage: Why is there an unconcealable smile in your words?

Barrage: Are you so happy?

However, Zhou Gongci, the straight man of steel, hasn't realized what he said wrong. This is just an ordinary daily conversation.

You chat with 【Xian'er】: Go to yy.

As soon as Li Xian entered YY, the barrage thought that he would scold Zhou Gongci for his stinky behavior just now, but Li Xian kept silent and only talked about tonight's plan.

"Play the game first tonight, and then go skydiving later in the evening."

"That's okay, can you play in the arena?"

Li Xian taunts daily: "Are you playing the arena with Li? Li is so good!"

Zhou Gongci retorts daily: "Fart! I'm still a little strong."

Li Xian continued to taunt: "Mom, you have been playing this game for seven or eight years, and you can't even beat me. It's delicious."

Zhou Gongci continued to retort: ​​"Fart! I'm still a bit strong! I even defeated Lan Cui!"

Even though it was not the first time to hear this unbelievable fact from Zhou Gongci, Li Xian was still as shocked as if he heard it for the first time.

"Is it true? Lan Cui is No.1 in the competition."

The newcomer who didn't understand the situation was also shocked.

Barrage: Is it so strong? ! !really?

However, there are bullet screens that see through everything

Barrage: Lan Cui said that this blame is wronged

Zhou Gongci, who was beginning to be complacent, said, "It's true! If you don't believe me, you can ask him if I defeated him twice. I'll tell you that he is my defeated opponent."

"No way...but I can't beat Lan Tui."

Zhou Gongci, who started to be shy, wagged his tail: "But I beat him! I also won twice! He is very good!"

Xian'er continued to doubt: "Really..."

Hushi Zhou Mo~ touched his chin and said with a smirk: "Lan Tu beat you, I won Lan Tu, which means I am better than you!! No rebuttals will be accepted!!"

The fried hair fairy really exploded: "Go away! You are talking nonsense!"

Immediately changed the subject, not daring to continue to provoke the fried hair fairy, fearing that Zhou Gongci, who would be slapped by Li Xian immediately, changed the subject decisively.

"Playing in the arena, brother?"

"If you don't want to fight Gansen, it's true."

"Then find someone."

"Oh you're ordering me."

"No……"

Barrage: Hushi Zhou, who immediately confessed

Barrage: Let you be arrogant, you will be cured immediately

"Hmph. I'm looking." After gaining the upper hand, Li Xian began to search the list seriously, and then found Lan Cui.

"Hey, why don't we find Lan Cui, he must be free." Li Xian began to send WeChat messages to Lan Cui after speaking.

"Ah... Do you really want to find him... Isn't he going to participate in the competition?" Zhou Gongci was a little worried, and he still didn't want Lan Chu to appear.

In the barrage, there were also people standing on the side of Destroying Immortal.

Husky's dog nose is still very sensitive to creatures like rivals in love.

"The barrage said he didn't have a game tonight," said Li Xian who was typing.

Happy Li Xian: "Alright, he'll be here later."

Give up the struggling husky week: "Okay."

Suddenly, I feel that the atmosphere is a bit wrong. It seems that the ears of a certain husky are about to droop.

"You, what's the matter with you? Why do you feel a little uncomfortable?"

"It's okay...we're all brothers."

"Okay then... When Hui Lancue comes, he must come to sing a song. How long has it been! Just now he said he would come, but he hasn't come yet! He must be given a set of punishments."

Hushi Zhou continued listlessly: "Hmm..."

Li Xian realized that his husky seemed to be depressed for some reason. Zhou Gongci had always been someone who could bring him happiness, but being silly could make him laugh. He is at a loss.

Li Xian took a cigarette from the side, turned on the lighter and lit it, took a long puff of the cigarette and let it out, watching the smoke rings slowly rising in the air, raised the corners of his lips, adjusted his glasses, and said: "In Lan Rui hasn't come yet, Xiao Zhou, let me sing you a song."

"Okay." Hushi Zhou nodded obediently.

Li Xian gave a sly "hehe" smile, searched for a song on Kugou, and when he turned on the accompaniment, he said, "Listen carefully, this is a song for you."

"Okay." A very serious word.

Holding a cigarette between two fingers, he tapped on the table and sang in a high-pitched tone:

"Ugly, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah~~~~~~"

After singing this sentence, it will be turned off with a snap.

He replied very seriously: "It sounds good."

"Hey." Li Xian smiled broadly, "Why do you say everything nicely?"

"You sing really well."

As long as you sing.