Straight man of steel live broadcast

At that time, Li Xian and Zhou Gongci platooned solo, first of all they agreed not to betray Jedi, but to love each other together, whoever kills his teammate will come to his aunt for a month, and Zhou Gongci is even more ruthless, directly swearing that if he kills his teammates The teammate has been here for a year's aunt! ! !And ate his computer on the spot! !

Li Xian would only say in surprise: "Wow Xiao Zhou, have you started cheating on eating and drinking again?!"

However, when they landed on the Jedi Continent, all the oaths were flushed from their minds like shit in the toilet.From the beginning, the cuddling between the two of them was like a slapstick Jedi love chase scene, and then he got carried away and made an obvious request to die.

"Xiao Zhou, I aimed the gun at Li's head, and then when I shouted one, two, three, he tilted his head to avoid it, you know?"

"Why do you do this? It's dangerous!"

"It's okay Xiao Zhou, isn't this to highlight Li's technology."

"Okay then, I'll tilt my head later, and then you'll hit me, so I'll look awesome."

"Yes yes yes... one, two, three..."

With a "bang", he pulled the trigger of the 98K, and the bullet flew out with a whoosh.

Then, Zhou Gongci, who was a little slower, and the delay on YY, at the beginning of the word "three", Zhou Gongci's third-level helmet was blown off, and he knelt on the ground in an instant.

"Fuck! Help me, save me!!! Save me!! Immortal, don't leave!!"

He had blown Zhou Gongci's head off, turned around and wanted to slip away and jump off the balcony, but was abruptly called back by Zhou Gongci's "Help!!"

Li Xian, who was holding 98K, came back and squatted down to save Zhou Gongci who was blown up.

He still had to say: "Don't hit me later, you can't hit your teammates as agreed."

"It's okay... I won't hit you, I won't hit you..." Zhou Gongci repeatedly agreed.

Then, after Zhou Gongci was rescued, Li Xian immediately ran out to create a distance.

Zhou Gongci ate a first-aid kit and energy drink, took out an AK from behind, and immediately said in a rough and vicious voice, "See if I don't beat you!"

So the two chased all the way. Later, Li Xian's 98K had no bullets, so he had to take out the frying pan, and for the sake of fairness, Zhou Gongci changed to a machete.

Zhou Gongci drank the energy drink and ran extremely fast, and when he gradually got close to the back of Li Xian's ragged cotton jacket, he even slashed twice.Li Xian was so frightened that he immediately nestled into a building and closed the door. Seeing that Zhou Gongci was about to open the door to come in, he thought of a method that might not work for others but was extremely useful for Zhou Gongci.

"Xiao Zhou, Xiao Zhou!! Don't be impulsive now!!"

"I'm not impulsive at all now. I'm very calm." Zhou Gongci, who was slashing the air crazily, said without changing his tone.

"Oops, being angry is never a good thing to say, now take a deep breath!"

Xiao Zhou said indifferently, "No."

"Oh, Xiao Zhou, take a deep breath! Deep breathing is good for your health. Take a deep breath, and I will appear in front of you soon."

Shaken Hushi Zhou: "Then...then try it. Don't lie to me."

"No, Xiao Zhou. You're so smart, how could I be able to deceive you." That being said, he quickly searched the room and found that someone had already searched it, so he was about to jump off the balcony.

Then, heavy breathing came from YY.

Hushizhou's manipulative figure was still standing at the door holding a machete, as if he was taking a deep breath with his master's eyes closed.

"Can I open it now?"

Li Xian had jumped off the balcony and was running freely in the grass.

"Not yet, what's the hurry, Xiao Zhou."

At that time, Zhou Gongci's barrage was already laughing like crazy. I have seen stupid ones, but I have never seen such stupid ones.

Barrage: Xiao Zhou, wake up!People run away! !

One minute later, Zhou Gongci quietly opened his eyes to look at the barrage, only to realize that he had been deceived.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, I'm going to hack you to death!!!" This sentence has been echoing over the Jedi Continent...

Later, even though Zhou Gongci caught up with Li Xian, Li Xian began to fight with bare hands, still begging for mercy, Zhou Gongci jumped up arrogantly with a machete in his hand, determined to hack Li Xian to death.

Everyone thought that a machete would always be stronger than bare hands, and Li Xian would definitely die this time.

Li Xian beat Zhou Gongci to death with his bare hands.

Or a boxing headshot...

At that time, Li Xian's reaction was...

"Goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose goose..."

With the same sentence in this situation and the scene, he couldn't help but start laughing "goose, goose, goose".

Only Zhou Gongci, who didn't know what was going on, looked at Li Xian who suddenly burst into laughter with a bewildered expression.

Zhou Hongping raised her head and stared at Li Xian in bewilderment, her mouth was slightly open, her cheeks were as red as rouge, her pale pink lips were stained deeply by the blush on her cheeks, as if the ripples of water at dusk were refracted and permeated by the translucent orange light , when the microwaves are rippling, they spread out with red light in circles, and the microwaves slowly disappear and return to the calm one...

So, the Immortal Emperor, who laughed like a goose, couldn't help stretching out his hand to pinch Zhou Hongapple's face again, with a natural look and no embarrassment. After calming down his smile a little, the corners of his mouth rose wildly and said: "Well, hurry up and go back! Don't rely on me!! It's true... don't be wronged! Hurry up!!"

Then Zhou Ronghua, who had just been in bed all night, was kicked out of the bedroom by the Immortal Emperor in such a daze.

Eunuch Fu, who was outside the door, saw Zhou Gongci kicked out with disheveled (?) clothes. It was a bit strange, but after thinking about it carefully, he thought it might be that the two young people were arguing, maybe it was just for fun. He's old, so don't get involved in it.

Bing Mama had been waiting at the door for his silly son to come out, but he didn't expect to wait until it was close to noon, he was waiting so hard that he wanted to crack sunflower seeds outside, and the silly son came out.

Seeing Zhou Gongci's dazed look on his face, and his disheveled clothes, Bing Xin raised her eyebrows and touched her chin in the standard posture of a gossip, and said meaningfully: "Oh, the night is very intense. ah."

Zhou Gongci, who came back to his senses after hearing the words, slowly turned his head and glanced at Bing Xin, as if he was watching a psychopath. Please imagine the expression of Husky freely, and still said in a rough voice: "We are all brothers! You are here What are you thinking!!"

"Then why do you look so unlovable? This is very suspicious."

"You're sick! What's going on in your head! It's scary!"

After saying this, Zhou Gongci turned around and left, Bing Xin hurriedly followed behind, and whispered something behind, "Why don't you put on your clothes well?" "What do people think when you walk out like this?" I'm going to have a fever" and so on.

Zhou Gongci strode forward without any scruples, and rushed straight into his Fanghua courtyard, followed by Bing Mama.

Bing Xin saw that the barrage was brushing Zhou Gongci and did not start broadcasting, and her caring Bing Mama immediately reminded Zhou Gongci who was still wandering.

"Did you not start the broadcast?"

The silly Zhou Gongci sat by the bed: "It seems not."

"Then hurry up. If the live broadcast time is not long enough, experience will be deducted, and the time to return to reality will be extended at that time." Bing Xin reminded this silly son very worriedly.

"Well... I'll drive now."

Zhou Gongci unhurriedly picked out the control panel and turned on the live broadcast.

Someone has been waiting in the live broadcast room for a long time, and those who slipped down are all anchors. Good afternoon!

Zhou Gongci said hello weakly: "Everyone is good old iron..."

Barrage:? ?What's wrong?

Barrage: I feel lack of energy

Barrage: disheveled, hehe...

"Something happened with someone Xian this morning..."

Barrage: Is that what I think?

Barrage: I shouldn't be thinking wrong...

"Has someone started the live broadcast? I didn't see him start the live broadcast when I first came out." Even though Zhou Gongci was weak, when he was a little suspicious of the world, he still cared about whether someone Xian was live broadcasting.

Barrage: Already opened! !

Barrage: A little earlier than you! ! !

"Oh, that's good." Zhou Gongci nodded, and then continued to be in a daze.

Bing Xin waved her hand in front of him, and seeing that he did not respond, she sat beside her without any haste, grabbed a handful of melon seeds on the table, and watched with great interest as she licked the melon seeds with her elbows on the table. Brother Zhou who is in a state of mind.

While Brother Zhou was in a daze, Bing Xin chatted wildly in her live broadcast room.

Barrage: Just came from the live broadcast room next door

Barrage: Is Zhou Ronghua swollen?

Barrage: Got anal?

Bing Xin: Oh, I guess he is doubting his life... Don't worry, he can just think about it for himself, he is still young, he can't figure it out, it will take some time... What is anal?

Barrage: It's Explosion~ Chrysanthemum...

Bing Xin: There is nothing wrong, we are brothers and we get along normally.Don't think about it, everyone, both of them are serious blue boys, how can they be together, don't think about rhythm.Oh, don't discuss this anymore, the live broadcast room will be blocked...

Barrage: Then why is he doubting life?

Bing Xin: Oh, it's a normal operation, isn't it normal to think about life?It's just a philosophical question, where am I, what am I going to do, and who am I going to be fucked by... Ah no, where am I going.These are all normal behaviors, and they are all problems that must be passed on the road of youth.Take it easy, take it easy.

Barrage: Are Zhou Ronghua and the Immortal Emperor having sex?

Bing Xin: What are you talking about!All brothers! !Don't talk nonsense, don't take the rhythm.

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Zhou Gongci let his head go blank for half an hour, then slowly moved his body, gathered his divergent thoughts back, and took a closer look, Bing Xin, who was sitting at the table, was staring straight at himself, eating melon seeds and tilting his head. Erlang looked like he was watching a play.

"Hey! Bing Xin, what are you doing?"

Before Bing Xin could speak, the barrage began to raise her hand to answer.

Barrage: Bing Xin is blocking the cabinet door! !

Barrage: Bing Xin is sealing the cabinet door with cement! !