Straight man of steel live broadcast

Mutual burying is the mode of getting along between these two rookies...

The two of them got together, except for the stupid thing they did last time, they directly promoted Zhou Gongci to be the empress and died once. The two of them hardly talked about anything useful that night, but started a midnight time of eating, drinking and gossip.

The two saw each other's face in the game face to face, and started laughing wildly at each other, because they stared at each other but it was not the face of the other, especially the voice was not the face of the other in reality. The sound is interesting.

If the other party has never seen the other party's face in real life, it may be a bit fun to face this tender face in the game, but after knowing it, you can't help but compare the face you know to the one in front of you. The tender face overlaps.

"Goose, goose, goose, goose..." The Immortal Emperor couldn't help but began to yell, "Oh my god, Lao Zi laughed so hard, his face has become so childish! Really! Lao Zi laughed once!" once!"

Zhou Gongci saw Li Xian's white smile~ her tender face was flushed, the red and tender face was very cute, and she was still laughing non-stop, he couldn't help laughing himself: "Fuck! Well...what's wrong with me being so tender? I was already small!"

"Fart! I've never seen you in real life! You are obviously a rough guy!"

"Let me go~ Mom! I'm obviously small! Although my voice sounds like a grandfather's, I'm very young, about ten years old, and my body is about the same as my current body..."

As the barrage water friends in the live broadcast system, they have never seen Zhou Gongci, so they can't judge the truth of what the anchor said.

Barrage: True or not?

Barrage: Is the host underage?no wonder so stupid...

The two chattered nonsense and talked about face-to-face affairs in reality. Let me tell you here that face-to-face meetings are also extremely fun.

Li Xian is very good at drinking in real life, and it is also the amount of alcohol he has exercised on weekdays. So in the game, he didn't realize that he was no longer the body of the Jiuxian in reality, and started drinking binge. Persuade Zhou Gongci to drink.

So soon, the two of them became drunk and became two idiots, head to head, laughing and laughing all night long.

Just when the live broadcast room was thinking that both of them were drunk and looking forward to something that could have sex after drinking, the two of them pulled the switch on the live broadcast at the same time.

Barrage:? ? ?

Barrage:? ? ? ?black screen?

Barrage: Is it my screen problem? ?

Then the two of them simply turned the screen black and forgot to turn off the sound for a while.

So I couldn't see the screen, and the barrage water friends who faced a dark screen heard some honey~juice conversations...

"Don't touch me...don't get so close to me...it's so annoying."

"I didn't touch you! I accidentally touched it!"

"Oh...then what are you doing so vigorously? You are so rude."

"I didn't...it's only this big here...hey, why don't we go to bed~?"

"Well... I'm a little sleepy too... let's go to sleep."

"Let's go..."

Barrage:? ? ?what happened?

Barrage: Am I thinking too much?

Barrage: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Barrage: Is it so intense?

Barrage: Standing...wrong?

At this time, I don't know what happened, I can only hear the sound of tables and chairs being kicked over, as if something was suddenly brought over while walking...

The voices of both of them were low at this time, as if they were whispering something, they both used subwoofers, which was very provocative.

"Oh, be careful..."

"Hmm... Nima, this place is all drifting..."

"Where are you going, where are you going?"

"Um……"

There was the sound of something heavy colliding with the bed board...

"I'm going...Xian, can you be a little bit stronger...It hurts..."

"Damn it. I drank like an idiot... I still want to push Lao Tzu away with such little strength... I'm still dead..."

Barrage: Is it so exciting?

Barrage: So what kind of body is it?

Barrage: What exactly is CP? ?

Barrage: I'm... dumbfounded

"Eh... why is the barrage still scrolling... don't you guys sleep?...Huh? Fuck! I didn't turn off the sound!!"

"Um……?"

"Uh, what, eh! Sleeping like a pig! Get out of here! I'm overwhelmed by you!...I told you not to touch me!!...By the way, have you turned off the sound?"

"Well... let me see... oh, it's okay."

Then when the two of them said "off", all the imaginative voices came to an abrupt end.

This is what really kicked the brakes on.The sound and picture are all gone, really only the barrage is left to climax.

Barrage: How can we sleep with this? !

Barrage: ah ah ah ah ah ah I want to watch a boat show!

Barrage: Don't think about it, dear friends, if you broadcast it, you will be blocked from the live broadcast.

Barrage: Let's go, let's go, come back tomorrow morning, good night

In the early morning of the next day, the Immortal Emperor once again delayed the morning court because of her beauty, but Mr. Fu understood and did not wake up the Immortal Emperor who was still sleeping.So when Concubine Zhou and the Immortal Emperor woke up, it was already high in the sun.

It was the Immortal Emperor who woke up first, even though he drank the most last night.When he got up, his brain was in pain like a needle prick. This was a hangover problem. He felt dizzy when he got up. After he recovered, he turned around leisurely and found an unknown object on the bed. It was a fluffy dog's head half tucked under the quilt, and it looked like it was fast asleep.

Li Xian couldn't help but pulled the quilt. As soon as he pulled the corner of the quilt, the dog's head felt it, as if there were non-existent dog ears moving, and then his hands didn't move, but continued to shrink into the quilt relying on the husky's intuition He rubbed his face against the quilt and fell asleep peacefully.

Li Xian became very playful, and pulled the corner of the quilt as if he was playing. Once he pulled, the dog's head moved a little towards the quilt, and then rubbed it. Repeated this several times, the quilt was almost completely pulled to him. The side, and the dog's head was about to rest on his thigh.

Seeing this, Li Xian didn't get angry, instead he started laughing, like a child who found some fun toy.

"Damn it, labor is really..." Complaining, he reached out to help the other party cover the corner of the quilt. At this time, Zhou Gongci just turned over, and Li Xian was still muttering: "Isn't that right?" Drooling... sleep so soundly..."

Seeing Zhou Gongci's unrestrained sleeping posture and his messy sleeping hair, Li Xian couldn't help but reach out to stroke his hair, and said with a smile: "Nimma sleeps so soundly, labor and capital are not so good Can sleep, is it really a pig?"

This movement of stroking his hair was made unconsciously. When he realized what his right hand was doing, he was startled, and immediately withdrew his hand, looking like he had seen a ghost. look.

"Wow! Wo! What did Wo do just now, Wo!! Oh, Wo is still drunk, right?!"

Li Xian, who has always regarded himself as a straight man in the universe, is undoubtedly flustered at the moment. You have to know that stroking a man's hair regardless of the purpose or whether he is unconscious or not, the behavior itself is very basic, which makes him very flustered.

So he wanted to use some methods to restore his image, but fortunately, the people who are broadcasting live didn't see it, otherwise his image of a straight man would be ruined! ! !

And the target is Zhou Gongci, the husky, so the problem is very big! !

He threw off Zhou Gongci's quilt, exposing the sleeping husky to the cool autumn air instantly. Zhou Gongci's skin reacted before his perception, and goose bumps appeared on his naked skin. , but he hadn't really woken up yet, and when he was about to turn over and go back to sleep, Li Xian yelled.

"Get up!! Still sleeping?! The sun is drying your ass! Is it a pig?!" While speaking, he was shaking the quilt, and the wind blown by the shaking quilt made Zhou Gongci close his eyes and search for a heat source nearby. up.

Faced with Zhou Gongci hanging up in a bear hug, Li Xian really exploded: "Zhou Gongci!! Li Gansen?! Let go of Li's hand! Let go!! Don't eat my tofu! I'm going to shout molestation ! Call the police!!!”

While shouting, Li Xian pulled Zhou Gongci's hands and feet, and took the opportunity to pinch the white~tender skin fiercely.

Under such a high-decibel noise and that stern pinch, Zhou Gongci finally woke up completely.