Straight man of steel live broadcast

Zhou Gongci is a god-man, and there is no need to repeat this. He is a god-man who has no heart and no lungs, and even if there is a flood, he will come out of the computer as soon as possible.

During the live broadcast, Li Xian played games with him and discussed this issue with him, that is, what would he do immediately if the couch flooded?

Straight man Zhou who is ignorant and too young: "Holding my computer is a sprint! Damn, I run like Liu Xiang!"

"..."

Li Xian held back his laughter, and said in an incredible tone: "Wow, why is he so strong! The first time the flood happened was to rescue my computer? Why is this person like this? What should my family do?"

Confused, Zhou Gongci said, "My family can swim, old man, but my computer can't swim. It will break if it enters the water!"

"It's a computer that can't make a lot of water! Lili..." Li Xian couldn't find an adjective for a while, and finally he could only end with classic words.

"It deserves that I can't find friend Lu!!"

Zhou Gongci couldn't understand the logic of finding Lu's friend, so he had to explain his reasons: "I can't talk to Li without a computer, old man!"

"..."

At that time, for a while, Li Xian didn't know how to answer this sentence, so he used his usual trick again --- pretending that he didn't hear it and changing the subject.

At the beginning, the bullet screen exploded, and they all showed aunt smiles, as if they saw their own pigs know how to push cabbage.

Let's talk too much, let's put the camera back on Zhou Gongci who is still in the post-entry system.

Ever since Eunuch Fu came to remind him and boasted about his straight man's dressing style against his conscience, he was very flattered and inflated for a few days, but the Lantern Festival is coming soon, and he has not yet Picking the right clothes for the banquet can make the barrage very anxious.

Barrage: Sha~B anchor, hurry up and find clothes!

Barrage: Banquet clothes Banquet clothes!

Barrage: Don't go in that suit! !

Barrage: I'm blinding that face for nothing.

……

Zhou Gongci sat in the room by the window, eating dried plums and hawthorns, and looked at the barrage contentedly, worrying, but he just didn't speak or respond, and the barrage water friends didn't know whether he was in a daze or in a daze. Thinking about life, I agreed that he didn't pay attention to the barrage and just thought the anchor was really stupid.

In the bullet screen full of mother worrying words, Zhou Gongci calmly finished the snacks and turned off the bullet screen, stretched his waist, and climbed into bed to take a nap.

When he opened his eyes in the afternoon, it was almost evening, and the warm orange light projected from the window sill made the end of summer, which was approaching autumn, feel a little bit lonely, and the heart that had dispelled these unnecessary things And repacked some of those familiar emotions.

He shook his head, stretched his waist, and groaned twice comfortably. After dispelling those bad emotions in satisfaction, the corners of his mouth began to rise slightly familiarly, and then opened the barrage.

The overwhelming barrage popped up instantly.

Full screen? ? ?

Barrage:? ? ? ? ?

Barrage:? ? ? ?

Barrage:? ? ? ?what happened?

Barrage:? ?What did you do? ?

Zhou Gongci's face was full of confusion, he didn't understand why there was a question mark.

{What's the matter, old irons?What happened? ! }

Barrage:? ? ?Anchor pornography, report it!

Barrage:? ?What happened to the sudden groaning?

……

As soon as he saw the words "report and unsubscribe" appearing in the bullet screen, he became nervous and almost understood what was going on.

{Don't unsubscribe, don't report!I'm fine, I'm just stretching!Stretching is not allowed! }

Barrage: Is it so soul-stirring?

Zhou Gongci tried to appease the Danmaku friends not to unsubscribe, so the Danmaku friends followed suit and began to make requests.

Barrage: I forgive you for picking out beautiful clothes

Barrage: I will forgive you if you tease the handsome little brother

Barrage: Sing a little brother and dance a dance to forgive you

……

Zhou Gongci quietly watched the barrage brush past, and muttered some words from the barrage.

In the end, he was more accommodating to the wishes of the barrages.

Finally, he said that he could go to re-select some clothes, and he also said very well that he would let the barrage choose the clothes styles.

Then, he didn't know how to buy new clothes. After all, the clothes he was wearing now were the ones he brought out from the Zhou Mansion at the beginning. They were similar to the equipment in Xinshou Village. They were not very good-looking but simple. kind.

But our Zhou Gongci is very talented, and even DIY created a new way of dressing for straight men.

So he began to study how to buy clothes.

"How did you buy clothes... Did the system pop up? Or should I tell that father-in-law?"

Barrage: There is a mall in the system panel!

Barrage: There are clothes to buy in the mall!

After knowing it, Zhou Gongci opened a corner of the mall with a control panel that he had never touched before, and he still muttered: "Is there Taobao for such a cheap one?"

Then, after clicking on the mall, a piece of clothing similar to the Taobao page appeared. The price was clearly marked on it, and there were discounts for the corresponding anchor level.

He browsed the products very quickly at the usual speed of shopping on Taobao. When he planned to buy two sets of clothes according to the barrage's will, he clicked to buy directly without considering whether he had money or not.

Then, it shows that the amount is insufficient and cannot be purchased.

{Why do I have no money?Where can I see how much money I have in...? }

According to the instructions, he quickly checked his attributes, and found that the wealth was only 500, and the two sets of clothes he chose had to be at least 5000, and they had to be worn by the corresponding concubine level.

{What is this wealth?I have no money!Where can I make money?I have no money to buy clothes, I have no clothes to wear! }

Barrage: Fans give gifts with corresponding wealth

Barrage: Gifts from fans can be converted

Barrage: Concubine's Monthly Salary

{Then... there is no gift, what should I do, old man?Can I work part-time? }

He talked a lot on his own, and swiped a bunch of bullet screens to let him check the gift list to see the list of gifts, and taught him to find the total gift list and buy clothes according to the conversion of wealth.

Only then did he realize that this live broadcast was similar to the live broadcast in reality. You could give gifts and see the list of gift lists. However, he had been careless and hadn't paid attention to it before, so he missed the people on the gift list.

In the end, he restrained his extravagance that he wanted to spend all at once, and under the stop of the barrage, he just bought a set of clothes that the barrage thought were not bad for the banquet.

In the blink of an eye, it was the day of the banquet, and the familiar system explanatory text jumped in front of his eyes again.

[In a blink of an eye, it’s time for the annual Lantern Festival. The Lantern Festival is a royal tradition. It’s a day for concubines in the harem to gather for banquets and set off lanterns. It’s also a chance for concubines in the harem to show off their talents]

He watched the explanatory text appear expressionlessly, with no fluctuation in his heart, but he was a little tangled in putting on the newly bought clothes.

Originally, the barrage suggested to him a goose yellow skirt, but he rejected it immediately. He would rather go back to the straight male aesthetic hakama than wear such a feminine skirt.

So they took a step back and finally bought a pair of hakama with bright green embroidered white flowers on the side.

[Do you want to go to the Lantern Festival banquet? 】

A. to go

B. not to go

C. Whatever

Go without hesitation.

He is a person who wants to be a queen, and he is afraid of a younger brother, so he decides to go.

Led by his father-in-law and maids of honor, he passed through quite a few palaces. He looked around curiously along the way, not at all like the prudent words and deeds of those ladies who just left the boudoir. He asked the father-in-law who led the way. Where is this and where is that, while being pulled aside by the father-in-law with a silly face to make way for the passing concubine.

But he didn't need to ask the concubine, because the system automatically explained to him who was passing by, his temper, and his family background, which saved him from asking.

Originally, he lowered his head to make way for the high-ranking concubines, but those concubines disdained to pay attention to her when they saw his low-ranking, but they met Huang Liangyuan who liked to find fault.

At that time, he was quietly raising his head to take a look at what Huang Liangyuan looked like in front of him. He saw a light blue dress, and the fragrance left by him when passing by was about to pass by him. He looked up at her face along the blue dress.

Huang Liangyuan stopped the small steps she was going forward, frowned slightly, and slowly turned her head around to look at him suspiciously.

"Who is this sister?"

Zhou Gongci stared blankly at Huang Liangyuan, but didn't reply.

The father-in-law who led the way next to him was in a hurry.

"He is a talented Zhou who has just joined. I hope he will forgive me for offending Huang Liangyuan."

Huang Liangyuan raised her phoenix eyes, and said lazily: "There is no collision...but this week's talented people's clothes..." She glanced up and down Zhou Gongci's clothes that were so simple that they didn't look like they were going to a banquet.

"Although this Lantern Festival is not as good as a state banquet, we must pay attention to it. Don't come in all shabby clothes. It's not good for others to laugh at us."

Zhou Gongci still didn't say a word, his eyes were dull, and he still stared at Huang Liangyuan's face.

The father-in-law tugged on Zhou Gongci's sleeve in private, and smiled apologetically: "What Liangyuan said is true, what she said is true."

Seeing that Zhou Gongci was still looking stupid, Huang Liangyuan frowned, feeling a little displeased with his attitude, and when she was about to speak out, the maid at the side reminded her softly to greet the queen.

At this time, time was frozen again, just like when choices appeared in the past.

【As for Huang Liangyuan's deliberate finding fault, you decide】

A. Look at her coldly and don't respond

B. Also spoke ironically to her

C. Just quarrel on the spot and make a big incident

Zhou Gongci is also not a person who likes to quarrel. Although he used to scold the camp with others when he was playing games as a conductor, he was very hot-blooded, but now the other party is a girl after all, and she is such a beautiful girl. Of course, he can't fight back. Don't fight back.

Silently chose A.

{Of course a girl gave in to her, and she didn't hit me, so it's not worth getting angry about such a trivial matter}

After being reminded by the court lady, Huang Liangyuan put down the insignificant Zhou Gongci and rushed to pay his respects.

And Zhou Gongci, who was slow, and the father-in-law who led the way who had not been dealt with before deliberately did not remind, Zhou Gongci lived up to everyone's expectations and delayed this greeting to the queen.

In addition, Zhou Gongci's clothes are ugly...

It was another time to pull the brakes.