Plane live room
Chapter 35
Heading towards the Wizard Village, after walking on the winding path for a while, Xia Yubing still couldn't avoid going deep into the forest.
No way, the further you go to the south of the Netherlands, the less land suitable for farming.
In such a natural environment, it is very difficult to open up a piece of soil suitable for farming, so the village is inevitably divided by the forest. If you want to rest in the next village, you must pass through the forest.
Stepping into the forest again, Xia Yubing led Betty on horseback with ease.
When encountering a place where it is not easy to ride a horse, he will carefully get off his horse and walk through it.At noon, he went to the river to draw water as usual, and then packed up a few prey and put them into boiling water to boil.
[Xiaobing is also very proficient now, what I ate today is pheasant, why is the anchor addicted to chicken? ]
[The Middle Ages on the Bite of the Tongue is starting, welcome to the Noon Poison Series. ]
[Since looking up to the starry sky pie, the anchor has never eaten dark food again, sad, the live broadcast that was agreed to suffer?You are no longer that Xiaobing who keeps his word! ]
While plucking the pheasant, Xia Yubing occasionally glanced at the barrage, but was left speechless.
The live broadcast suffers, who told you to broadcast this live?He doesn't remember saying that!
Righteously condemning the troublemakers who wanted to watch the live broadcaster, Xia Yubing neatly chopped the pheasant into pieces and boiled the chicken soup. Although he only ate it last night, he would never get tired of eating chicken. .
As for the remaining chickens, today he wanted to eat them in a different way. He wrapped the pheasants tightly with leaves, and then paste a layer of mud on the leaves. He decided to eat beggar chickens today.
When the beggar chicken was cooked, he smashed the mud wrapped in it, and then gave half to the eagerly awaited Betty.
Betty had never eaten a chicken treated like this before, and after taking a bite, her eyes lit up: "It's delicious! I like this mud chicken!"
"If you like it, eat more. I caught several today."
After Xia Yubing divided the chickens, he began to tear and bite the beggar chicken in his hand.Ever since traveling with Betty, his eating habits have gradually overlapped with Betty's, and he has become more and more like a hungry wolf. He feels that if this continues, his elegant and handsome image in front of the audience will not be able to maintain.
[I just like Xiaobing's shameless look! ]
[Xiao Bing is a bit desperate, when have you ever been elegant and handsome? ]
[666 are all cultural people, everyone save some face for the anchor. ]
[Hello everyone, I am the face of the anchor, I can't stand him, I have already run away from home! ]
[23333 Don't be too spicy, the anchor's eating is also very elegant, okay?Although a bit rude, it can arouse people's appetite, and there is a trace of elegance, okay? ...Okay, I can't make it up anymore, let's continue downstairs. ]
[You guys are too much, is it really good to hurt the anchor like this? 23333, but honestly speaking, the anchor is quite handsome, no worse than those popular little fresh meat. ]
[Upstairs, don't open your eyes and talk nonsense, when has the anchor been handsome, whether it is cos Jing Ke or now, he is a rough guy, okay... Eh?It's really handsome if you look closely!Why didn't I find out before, it's unscientific! ]
Xia Yubing gnawed on the chicken leg, and smiled at the barrage without saying a word.
On the one hand, the chicken is so delicious that he can't open his mouth.On the other hand, this matter is not humane, he doesn't want to explain it, and he can't explain it.
When it first started broadcasting, his appearance was at the upper-middle level on Earth.After dressing up, he can only be said to be handsome, and cannot be realized by his appearance.
Besides, he is a social animal who has been running around for a living after graduating from university, and he usually doesn't have time to take care of himself. His long-term habits make him not conscious of taking care of himself, so he has been live broadcasting for so long, and no audience has praised him for being handsome.
On the other hand, when he possessed Boss Jing Ke, many viewers praised him for his extraordinary prowess, and at first glance he was a real tough guy...
Speaking of which, the audience's eyes are also very vicious, because although Boss Jing Ke's swordsmanship is average, he is still an alcoholic young man, but he has exercised himself a lot in normal times. His muscles are not covered, but solid eight-pack abs. He is praised Strong men are absolutely worthless.
But now, Xia Yubing is using his own body, so naturally he can't compare with the tough guy Jing Ke.His figure is average, his appearance is not that of a tough guy, and after exchanging the blood of the fox demon, although his face has become handsome, he is developing more and more in the direction of the little boy...
To put it bluntly, it is soft rice.
But touching his conscience, Xia Yubing had to admit that the boy was pretty good-looking, and he didn't discriminate against the boy, so naturally he wouldn't dislike him.No matter how you say it, he has become handsome, so he shouldn't take advantage of it and pretend to be good-looking.
In addition, he heard that there are many big sisters with long breasts and thighs who like fresh meat with tender faces the most. Maybe his style is just right for the taste of royal sisters.
Cough, when he thinks that there will be big sister fans, he feels that the sun is brightening.
Xia Yubing gnawed on the chicken leg and thought of her big sister, and at the same time was reminded of a problem.
He secretly poked the system in his heart, and said to it quietly: "System, my appearance doesn't match up with the front and back, and as I practice, I guess the changes will become bigger and bigger. Do you think there will be comparisons of screenshots before and after my live broadcast on the Internet? Just in case, should I admit in advance that I have undergone plastic surgery?"
"Admit plastic surgery ass, you are obviously genetically modified! Where did you get plastic surgery?!" The system immediately jumped up and said: "I tell you the anchor, the collapse of the fan, you must not be crazy about it! If you make trouble If there is a plastic surgery scandal, we will be cast aside like that Xue Moumou whose personality has collapsed!"
"I'm going to Qiandu to retouch the picture right now, shut up and wait!"
The system gritted its teeth to stop Xia Yubing's death-defying behavior, and hurriedly ran to search for retouched pictures.
Fortunately, Xia Yubing is not a well-known anchor, there are very few pictures of him on the Internet, only two or three kittens and puppies.
The system was repaired casually, and the picture was repaired to Xia Yubing's current appearance.And under the influence of the subconscious mind, the fans of these screenshots will not feel that there is something wrong, they will only think that the host is like that.
"Tsk, in fact, I'm not afraid of being scolded. My character design has always been frank. Let me tell you, the most important thing in being a human being is sincerity..."
Xia Yubing just wanted to talk, but when he met the electronic sound of the system wanting to kill, he shut up with a smirk, and he also had the desire to survive.
After finishing this work, the system returns to the consciousness space, and starts to YY the picture of meeting Dr. M in the future.
After talking with Xia Yubing that day, the system regained its self-confidence, and felt that Dr. M must have a reason for abandoning him.In order to see Dr. M as soon as possible, it is worried about the development of the live broadcast room. It can be said that if anyone dares to hinder the live broadcast room red, it can exchange a body for itself and come out from Two-dimensional to bite him to death.
Even if the anchor wants to die, that won't work!
After eating the Beggar Chicken, Xia Yubing took a rest and continued on his way.
In the afternoon, he saw that he would be out of the forest soon, so he couldn't help but stay in the forest for a while, and caught some chickens to make beggar chickens.
Although he had a delicious meal at noon, Xia Yubing felt that the beggar chicken was delicious and he didn't eat enough.And Betty, who had tasted the taste of chicken, also agreed with it. After eating the food cooked by Xia Yubing, she was fascinated by the taste of various wild vegetable soups. She even faintly felt that she was a little disgusted with the black bread...
This is too scary!
The little girl thought it was a terrible thing.
Confused about why she suddenly disliked black bread, Betty talked a lot less on the way in the afternoon.
This made Xia Yubing a little strange, because Betty gradually became more daring to speak after arriving in the southern Netherlands, surrounded by fellow villagers who came and went.
Although she dared to speak in the city, she was always embarrassed.Because of her accent, people can tell that she is a local girl from the remote south. She is afraid of embarrassing Xia Yubing, so she always keeps her head down.
She herself is not afraid of being ashamed, because she has been covered and beaten when begging, and even her skirts are in tatters, but after being with Xia Yubing, she spontaneously developed this awareness, and couldn't bear it because Xia Yubing was ridiculed for his own reasons.
Xia Yubing felt strange and asked Betty what happened.
After asking what the little girl was struggling with, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I thought something big happened, didn't I just hate the taste of black flour pancakes? Don't worry, people who have tasted delicious food think black flour pancakes are difficult." Eat, this is a normal reaction of yours!"
"When I first ate black flour pancakes, I didn't like the taste."
Seeing the little girl's eyes wide open, he patted her head and said, "You don't have to worry, my hometown is far away in the east. In my hometown, everyone can cook well, and I will teach you How to make delicious food, so that you can make delicious food by yourself in the future.”
[Ahhh, Xiaobing is so warm! ]
[Xiaobing’s bragging makes me feel embarrassed, why can everyone cook?I won't!Shame on the motherland! ]
[Xiaobing: Girl, I think you are very talented, would you like to learn how to cook with me? ]
[Looking so gratified, my great Chinese food has finally conquered the western aborigines, one book is satisfying! ]
Hearing that everyone in Xia Yubing's hometown can cook and everyone can eat delicious food, Betty can't help yearning for the mysterious East.
Xia Yubing's hometown is the earth, and Betty will definitely not be able to go to the earth to find out what's going on, so he can brag boldly without worry.
Everyone has vanity, Xia Yubing likes to tell stories to brag about his motherland.He is a master of the motherland, and he can write the so-called "about the East" stories with ease, and he doesn't even need to type a draft.
To be honest, this kind of bragging made the audience watching the live broadcast a little embarrassed, thinking that the anchor was exaggerating, but Xia Yubing himself was quite reserved.
Compared with the obscenity of the Westerners that "full of milk and honey, squatting down and picking up a stone in the East is gold", he only claims that everyone in the East can cook, which is already much more true, okay?
All the way into the village, and then into a black shop that seemed familiar, Xia Yubing was already very calm.
The owner of the inn in the new village was also ruthless, asking more ruthlessly than the previous owner. Xia Yubing had been prepared in his heart, so he paid the money calmly.
This time he brought his own dry food, so he didn’t have to eat in the lousy hostel. Seeing Xia Yubing take out the Beggar Chicken and Betty to eat dryly, the hostel owner frowned and asked, “Master, where did your chicken come from? "
No way, the further you go to the south of the Netherlands, the less land suitable for farming.
In such a natural environment, it is very difficult to open up a piece of soil suitable for farming, so the village is inevitably divided by the forest. If you want to rest in the next village, you must pass through the forest.
Stepping into the forest again, Xia Yubing led Betty on horseback with ease.
When encountering a place where it is not easy to ride a horse, he will carefully get off his horse and walk through it.At noon, he went to the river to draw water as usual, and then packed up a few prey and put them into boiling water to boil.
[Xiaobing is also very proficient now, what I ate today is pheasant, why is the anchor addicted to chicken? ]
[The Middle Ages on the Bite of the Tongue is starting, welcome to the Noon Poison Series. ]
[Since looking up to the starry sky pie, the anchor has never eaten dark food again, sad, the live broadcast that was agreed to suffer?You are no longer that Xiaobing who keeps his word! ]
While plucking the pheasant, Xia Yubing occasionally glanced at the barrage, but was left speechless.
The live broadcast suffers, who told you to broadcast this live?He doesn't remember saying that!
Righteously condemning the troublemakers who wanted to watch the live broadcaster, Xia Yubing neatly chopped the pheasant into pieces and boiled the chicken soup. Although he only ate it last night, he would never get tired of eating chicken. .
As for the remaining chickens, today he wanted to eat them in a different way. He wrapped the pheasants tightly with leaves, and then paste a layer of mud on the leaves. He decided to eat beggar chickens today.
When the beggar chicken was cooked, he smashed the mud wrapped in it, and then gave half to the eagerly awaited Betty.
Betty had never eaten a chicken treated like this before, and after taking a bite, her eyes lit up: "It's delicious! I like this mud chicken!"
"If you like it, eat more. I caught several today."
After Xia Yubing divided the chickens, he began to tear and bite the beggar chicken in his hand.Ever since traveling with Betty, his eating habits have gradually overlapped with Betty's, and he has become more and more like a hungry wolf. He feels that if this continues, his elegant and handsome image in front of the audience will not be able to maintain.
[I just like Xiaobing's shameless look! ]
[Xiao Bing is a bit desperate, when have you ever been elegant and handsome? ]
[666 are all cultural people, everyone save some face for the anchor. ]
[Hello everyone, I am the face of the anchor, I can't stand him, I have already run away from home! ]
[23333 Don't be too spicy, the anchor's eating is also very elegant, okay?Although a bit rude, it can arouse people's appetite, and there is a trace of elegance, okay? ...Okay, I can't make it up anymore, let's continue downstairs. ]
[You guys are too much, is it really good to hurt the anchor like this? 23333, but honestly speaking, the anchor is quite handsome, no worse than those popular little fresh meat. ]
[Upstairs, don't open your eyes and talk nonsense, when has the anchor been handsome, whether it is cos Jing Ke or now, he is a rough guy, okay... Eh?It's really handsome if you look closely!Why didn't I find out before, it's unscientific! ]
Xia Yubing gnawed on the chicken leg, and smiled at the barrage without saying a word.
On the one hand, the chicken is so delicious that he can't open his mouth.On the other hand, this matter is not humane, he doesn't want to explain it, and he can't explain it.
When it first started broadcasting, his appearance was at the upper-middle level on Earth.After dressing up, he can only be said to be handsome, and cannot be realized by his appearance.
Besides, he is a social animal who has been running around for a living after graduating from university, and he usually doesn't have time to take care of himself. His long-term habits make him not conscious of taking care of himself, so he has been live broadcasting for so long, and no audience has praised him for being handsome.
On the other hand, when he possessed Boss Jing Ke, many viewers praised him for his extraordinary prowess, and at first glance he was a real tough guy...
Speaking of which, the audience's eyes are also very vicious, because although Boss Jing Ke's swordsmanship is average, he is still an alcoholic young man, but he has exercised himself a lot in normal times. His muscles are not covered, but solid eight-pack abs. He is praised Strong men are absolutely worthless.
But now, Xia Yubing is using his own body, so naturally he can't compare with the tough guy Jing Ke.His figure is average, his appearance is not that of a tough guy, and after exchanging the blood of the fox demon, although his face has become handsome, he is developing more and more in the direction of the little boy...
To put it bluntly, it is soft rice.
But touching his conscience, Xia Yubing had to admit that the boy was pretty good-looking, and he didn't discriminate against the boy, so naturally he wouldn't dislike him.No matter how you say it, he has become handsome, so he shouldn't take advantage of it and pretend to be good-looking.
In addition, he heard that there are many big sisters with long breasts and thighs who like fresh meat with tender faces the most. Maybe his style is just right for the taste of royal sisters.
Cough, when he thinks that there will be big sister fans, he feels that the sun is brightening.
Xia Yubing gnawed on the chicken leg and thought of her big sister, and at the same time was reminded of a problem.
He secretly poked the system in his heart, and said to it quietly: "System, my appearance doesn't match up with the front and back, and as I practice, I guess the changes will become bigger and bigger. Do you think there will be comparisons of screenshots before and after my live broadcast on the Internet? Just in case, should I admit in advance that I have undergone plastic surgery?"
"Admit plastic surgery ass, you are obviously genetically modified! Where did you get plastic surgery?!" The system immediately jumped up and said: "I tell you the anchor, the collapse of the fan, you must not be crazy about it! If you make trouble If there is a plastic surgery scandal, we will be cast aside like that Xue Moumou whose personality has collapsed!"
"I'm going to Qiandu to retouch the picture right now, shut up and wait!"
The system gritted its teeth to stop Xia Yubing's death-defying behavior, and hurriedly ran to search for retouched pictures.
Fortunately, Xia Yubing is not a well-known anchor, there are very few pictures of him on the Internet, only two or three kittens and puppies.
The system was repaired casually, and the picture was repaired to Xia Yubing's current appearance.And under the influence of the subconscious mind, the fans of these screenshots will not feel that there is something wrong, they will only think that the host is like that.
"Tsk, in fact, I'm not afraid of being scolded. My character design has always been frank. Let me tell you, the most important thing in being a human being is sincerity..."
Xia Yubing just wanted to talk, but when he met the electronic sound of the system wanting to kill, he shut up with a smirk, and he also had the desire to survive.
After finishing this work, the system returns to the consciousness space, and starts to YY the picture of meeting Dr. M in the future.
After talking with Xia Yubing that day, the system regained its self-confidence, and felt that Dr. M must have a reason for abandoning him.In order to see Dr. M as soon as possible, it is worried about the development of the live broadcast room. It can be said that if anyone dares to hinder the live broadcast room red, it can exchange a body for itself and come out from Two-dimensional to bite him to death.
Even if the anchor wants to die, that won't work!
After eating the Beggar Chicken, Xia Yubing took a rest and continued on his way.
In the afternoon, he saw that he would be out of the forest soon, so he couldn't help but stay in the forest for a while, and caught some chickens to make beggar chickens.
Although he had a delicious meal at noon, Xia Yubing felt that the beggar chicken was delicious and he didn't eat enough.And Betty, who had tasted the taste of chicken, also agreed with it. After eating the food cooked by Xia Yubing, she was fascinated by the taste of various wild vegetable soups. She even faintly felt that she was a little disgusted with the black bread...
This is too scary!
The little girl thought it was a terrible thing.
Confused about why she suddenly disliked black bread, Betty talked a lot less on the way in the afternoon.
This made Xia Yubing a little strange, because Betty gradually became more daring to speak after arriving in the southern Netherlands, surrounded by fellow villagers who came and went.
Although she dared to speak in the city, she was always embarrassed.Because of her accent, people can tell that she is a local girl from the remote south. She is afraid of embarrassing Xia Yubing, so she always keeps her head down.
She herself is not afraid of being ashamed, because she has been covered and beaten when begging, and even her skirts are in tatters, but after being with Xia Yubing, she spontaneously developed this awareness, and couldn't bear it because Xia Yubing was ridiculed for his own reasons.
Xia Yubing felt strange and asked Betty what happened.
After asking what the little girl was struggling with, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I thought something big happened, didn't I just hate the taste of black flour pancakes? Don't worry, people who have tasted delicious food think black flour pancakes are difficult." Eat, this is a normal reaction of yours!"
"When I first ate black flour pancakes, I didn't like the taste."
Seeing the little girl's eyes wide open, he patted her head and said, "You don't have to worry, my hometown is far away in the east. In my hometown, everyone can cook well, and I will teach you How to make delicious food, so that you can make delicious food by yourself in the future.”
[Ahhh, Xiaobing is so warm! ]
[Xiaobing’s bragging makes me feel embarrassed, why can everyone cook?I won't!Shame on the motherland! ]
[Xiaobing: Girl, I think you are very talented, would you like to learn how to cook with me? ]
[Looking so gratified, my great Chinese food has finally conquered the western aborigines, one book is satisfying! ]
Hearing that everyone in Xia Yubing's hometown can cook and everyone can eat delicious food, Betty can't help yearning for the mysterious East.
Xia Yubing's hometown is the earth, and Betty will definitely not be able to go to the earth to find out what's going on, so he can brag boldly without worry.
Everyone has vanity, Xia Yubing likes to tell stories to brag about his motherland.He is a master of the motherland, and he can write the so-called "about the East" stories with ease, and he doesn't even need to type a draft.
To be honest, this kind of bragging made the audience watching the live broadcast a little embarrassed, thinking that the anchor was exaggerating, but Xia Yubing himself was quite reserved.
Compared with the obscenity of the Westerners that "full of milk and honey, squatting down and picking up a stone in the East is gold", he only claims that everyone in the East can cook, which is already much more true, okay?
All the way into the village, and then into a black shop that seemed familiar, Xia Yubing was already very calm.
The owner of the inn in the new village was also ruthless, asking more ruthlessly than the previous owner. Xia Yubing had been prepared in his heart, so he paid the money calmly.
This time he brought his own dry food, so he didn’t have to eat in the lousy hostel. Seeing Xia Yubing take out the Beggar Chicken and Betty to eat dryly, the hostel owner frowned and asked, “Master, where did your chicken come from? "
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