To be friends with the villain [quick wear]

106 The more he watched, the more irritable he became, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became. 209's body can only be viewed by one system!What is a host?Why should he be so nice to the host?

209 That host has hands and feet, why does it agree to any request and talk about any boring things?

Could it be that he really fell in love with the host like the system at the beginning?

It's so uncomfortable, I really want to kill this earthling!

It was only later that 106 understood what his feeling was called jealousy, and he also understood why he was like this, because it really fell in love with 209.

106 decided to have a good talk with 209, but he let 209 out of the host space, but that guy refused to do it, insisting on refusing to communicate with various reasons.

So 106 had no choice but to go to the host's space again. When he went, 209 was taking off his clothes, as if he wanted to change into a small skirt.

Instinctively, 106 chose to turn around and avoid, not to look at the white scenery.

209 let out a "Huh", with a touch of ridicule.Then it let out a smirk, stripped off in a grandiose manner, and walked around to 106.

"Tsk, what should I do? I just like naked/running around, and this is my territory, so it's not illegal for me to run naked/running, right? It's you, the captain, who saw all the naked/bodies of others by yourself, ouch, Will he be punished?" 209 was a little proud, as if he had succeeded in a prank, and his eyebrows were about to go up to the sky.

106 clenched his fists, gritted his teeth and said, "Put it on!"

"I don't! I like it! You bite me!" 209 seemed to be sure that 106 couldn't do anything to it, holding his head high, and said fearlessly.

how?I want to eat you!The kind with the meat on it! 106 almost wanted to roar out loud.

Before it comes, is 209 also planning to run naked/run in this space?What about its host?What if something comes in to find it?Are you not afraid of being seen by the host?Or has the two of them developed to the point where they can be honest with each other, even if the host sees it, it doesn't matter?

106 had a raging fire in his chest, and it really wanted to kill people.

"I said, put it on for me!" 106 said furiously, the flames bursting out of his eyes could definitely burn 209 to ashes.

209 was a little bit cowarded by it. Although he was reluctant, he put on his clothes again.But it really doesn't understand, what does 106 want to stare at it?Will the police officers of their planet z be too responsible?

209 couldn't think of it and couldn't guess it, and told 106 to go away as if he didn't hear it, so he just stood in the hall and stared at it.

209 wanted to stimulate 106 to go, so he smiled wildly, turned on the TV, and said obscenely to 106: "Hey, captain, do you want to watch a movie together? I'm just watching a movie, isn't it illegal?"

106 was throbbing with veins, and 209 was a little worried for him that his newly purchased human body would be scrapped due to bursting of veins.

After playing tricks on 106, 209 was complacently eating potato chips and looking at A-chip, when Bai Yan happened to enter the space to look for it.

209 frolicked towards Bai Yan, intentionally provoking 106 again, leaving a sentence of "do something shameful" to 106's own imagination, and then led the person away.

What? ! 209 Does it really dare to do that kind of thing with the host?

No, no, no, just to anger it, just to let it go.

but? 106 knew in his heart that 209 really didn't like him, and his relationship with the host was really good, not to mention that during these days when 106 was monitoring and listening, the two of them were always "meh dah", just now 209 was still brazenly Naked/running in the space of the host!

What does all this mean?

After repeatedly clenching and releasing his fists several times, 106 wanted to rush into the room to see what happened, but was afraid that he would really see that scene.After several struggles, 106 finally decided that it was going to blow up the earth.

It's not talking, it's really decided to do it.It will die with the earthlings who hooked up with 209!

106 went back to Planet Z's own base, and it happened that 007 came to visit, saying that he wanted to borrow the powerful X medicine from their department. 106 is busy preparing special materials, and has no time to pay attention to 007's visit and its fundamental purpose.

"Fuck! 106, what do you want to do?" 007 was stunned, seeing that most of a spar missile had been assembled, his face was full of disbelief.

"Blow up the earth!" 106 said concisely.

"Fuck! Why are you blowing up the earth? You are a police officer, don't break the law!" 007 persuaded with earnestness.

"Heh, my daughter-in-law has slept with the earthlings, what law is there?" 106 was unmoved, and the assembly movements were even more non-stop.

"Daughter-in-law? Wait, wait... Do you mean that 209 is funny and its host?" 007 suddenly realized, and whispered with experience, "106, calm down and listen to me, 209, it definitely can't If you have XXOO with the host, you can’t even buy a human body. You are the anti-pornography captain, haven’t you carefully read the laws of your department? If there is a system that XXOOs with the host during work, your department will receive an alarm signal as soon as possible.”

"What?" After staying for two seconds, 106 immediately called up a series of laws from the department's automatic reporting system, and then, sure enough, he found this article on a certain page.

It was relieved.But still angry, the level of anger has been reduced from bombing the earth to just killing one or two people.

007 is still wearing the human body on the mission, and the name of that body is Gu Qi.It sits opposite 106 and acts as a love counselor: "I said you, why don't you just confess if you like it? If you have to report someone, who taught you? It makes people annoyed when they see you now, I wish you You die far away, you are still guarding its side in the name of supervision every day, how can you get its people and its heart like this?"

"Then what should I do?" 106 was very distressed, it really didn't know how to fall in love.

"What should I do? Go straight up!" 007 patted 106 on the shoulder, and said imposingly, "If you like it, you can take the medicine. You can do it first, understand?"

"..." 106 was speechless for a moment, and then his gaze stayed on the powerful X medicine in 007's hand.

007 smiled awkwardly with a guilty conscience, and forced to cover it up: "Haha, what, don't think too much, I take this for a mission, you should hurry up and explain it to 209."

"But..." 106 still felt that 007's method was too rough, although it seemed that it had wanted to do that for a long time.

"Don't be afraid. You are afraid of an egg! Even if the earth dares to blow up, why are you afraid of strengthening the system? In the worst case, it will sue you and you will be rebuilt. Anyway, if you blow up the earth, it will be rebuilt. In this way You’ve still made money, at least you’ve experienced what it’s like to be on 209. Think about it, what if it accepts it? Then wouldn’t you make even more money? Go for it! I’m optimistic about you!” 007 gloated, 106 knows it is laughing 209.

In the end, based on the fact that 007 gave 106 advice, and 007 took the powerful X medicine from him, 106 just turned a blind eye.

After hesitating for a long time, 106 felt that 007 was right.If it fails, the big deal is that it will be rebuilt. Anyway, 209 doesn't like it anymore, so it's just right to rebuild!

When 106 came to the host space of 209 again, he searched for a while before finding 209.It was in the studio, with an indescribable wretched smile on its face.

106 looked at the things written by 209 from a distance: "..."

209 seemed to sense that someone was looking at it, so when it turned around, it saw 106 with a gloomy face.Reflexively, the guilty 209 hurriedly covered up his painting, but it couldn't help it, the whole studio was full of drafts.

It laughed apologetically for a long time, but felt that something was wrong.yes!It was not sent to anyone this time, it was 106 who saw it, what can I do with it?Can't it allow it to vent its lust by itself?

Thinking of this, 209 puffed out his small chest, smiled provocatively at 106, and said, "Oh, captain, you're here again, sit down, you're welcome."

It looked at 106's eyes on the unrestrained drawing paper on the easel, and smiled even more waveringly, "Haha, captain, it's okay if I draw it by myself, right? I didn't send it to any system! See You're the only one... Hey, tell me, can I report you? The dignified anti-pornography captain, come and see the meat I drew..."

"Damn! What are you doing!" 209 exclaimed, and was suddenly pressed against the wall by 106. The pain in his back and 106's dark face made him instinctively fear, "You are sick! Watch me every day! I don't What's wrong with saying something happily? You still want to hit me, don't you? I'll sue you... oh!"

209 stared wide-eyed at 106, who was wearing a mature man's perfect human body, what was he doing!Kiss it!

Fuck me! 209 violently pushed 106 away, wiped his mouth frantically, even the best lipstick was wiped off by it.

106 squinted his eyes, didn't say a word, and started to catch it again.

209 was frightened by it, scolded it, and started throwing wooden easels at it, but unfortunately, they were all dodged by 106, and within a few rounds, 209 was suppressed by 106 again.

This time, 106 pressed 209 on the ground painting in the corner of the studio. 106 did not actually call 209, but 209 tripped over the easel several times, and the red marks on his arms were clearly visible.

106 feels a little distressed.The feeling of self-blame just surfaced, and 209 prodded it again: "106, you are a fucking madman! What do you want to do to me? Wait, I'm going to sue you!"

106 felt a little sad. He thought that 209 didn't like it, so forget it, just do what he thought before, and after he finished it, he would go back and rebuild and forget about 209.

209 saw that it looked different, and immediately seized the opportunity to kick 106 in the abdomen.However, before it touched the captain's body, it was softened by an electric current.

"Fuck you! You fucking cheated!" 209, who was so shocked that he couldn't resist, was dying.

"..." 106 said blankly, "It's you who have been beating me all the time, I didn't touch you at all."

"Are you fucking talking nonsense to me again? Didn't touch me? Didn't touch me, I have no strength lying here?" 209 raised his voice, trying not to think about 106's abnormal behavior today.

106 simply ignored it and let it call. 106 tied the tie on his body tightly around the knees of 209's beautiful long legs.

209 swallowed, this... isn't this pose, isn't it the one it just drew?Shou had his ankles tied and his knees tied, and then Gong pressed him into a corner and gave him a hard fuck!

Damn... Really, what a fucking dog!

"You...you you you...don't mess around...ah!" 209 was terrified, seeing his little skirt lifted up and his lower body exposed in front of 106, "Are you crazy? 106! You are the captain of the anti-pornography What are you going to do to me? I can sue you!"

Bai Yan said that the system is an old driver, but in fact 209 is not.It is like many dead house virgins on the earth, knows the steps and can imagine N many pictures and poses by itself, but in fact, it doesn't know anything, it can only talk about it.Looking at 106's actions today, 209 was really scared, and their system didn't have the ability to shield themselves from pain, so 209 was so scared that his body shook a little.

"Captain! Captain, please forgive me... woo woo woo... I won't dare to provoke you on purpose again next time... Can you let me go? Why don't we sit down and talk about life? Look, I There are still tasks, I still have to help the host to complete the task, you made me like this... How else can I do the task? Ah——106! What the hell are you doing!"

Originally looking at 209's pitiful appearance, 106 really began to waver a little, hesitating to make a move, but when he heard 209 talking about its host again, 106 suddenly became angry again.It stared fiercely at 209, and tore it hard with its hands, and 209's beautiful little dress was instantly torn apart.

209's face turned pale with fright.But 106 was looking at its body with glowing eyes.

Damn, 209 regretted it, it shouldn't be naked/running in front of 106.It's over, it's over, it's fucking over now!

When 106 entered its body, it had only one feeling - how the hell is it playing?How can it hurt like this!Bai Yan also said that it was so cool!Sure enough, fairy tales are deceiving!

106 didn't know it for the first time, it thought 209 would, but seeing it screaming in pain, tears kept streaming, it also felt distressed.But it couldn't stop, it felt so good, it suddenly understood why so many systems on planet Z like to do this kind of thing.

In order to make 106 feel better, 209 had no choice but to continue to learn from 209's painting while doing it. Slowly, 209's cry changed, and 106 also tasted a better taste.

So, 106 tied 209 in the studio and worked all day, trying all the poses 209 painted.

After 106 ended again, he heard the news that the space host came in, buried his head in 209's chest, and said with unsteady breath: "I love you. I'm sorry, I know you will sue me, but I don't care anymore. If If you don't like me, let me rebuild."

209 was paralyzed on the ground, staring blankly at the chandelier in the room. Hearing this, his beautiful eyes rolled around, and he looked at 106, who was full of guilt but full of joy.

The host was about to find this place, 106 kissed 209's forehead, and casually pulled a few pieces of drawing paper to cover 209's body. Gone, heroic and decisive.

With the last bit of strength, 209 stared at 106's back, paralyzed, and left after fucking!Shit love!

"Does it think that you will definitely sue it, and that you have already surrendered?" Bai Yan didn't say this, but the system was already a little delirious by 106, and it thought it was Bai Yan's words, In fact, it is just a worry in its own heart.

In fact, Bai Yan didn't say anything at all, and then, 209 suddenly felt a little scared, it seemed that it didn't want to sue 106. If 106 was rebuilt, would it forget itself?

Nima!Fuck it and forget about it!What the hell is this?

209 was confused, it had no time to speak, and after saying a few casual words, it went back to planet Z to chase 106, fearing that the idiot would turn himself in.No matter how you think about it, it's not cost-effective, at least... at least let X come back once, so that 106 can rebuild!

Originally, 106 had been standing in front of his department's base, waiting for the news of being reported, waiting for being sent to be rebuilt by 209 himself, but it waited and waited until 209 came back.

"You're paralyzed!" 209 came back and yelled at 106, "Follow me!"

106: "..." 007 seems to have said that as long as 209 doesn't report it, then it is a success.

So, it's a success now? 106 is a little happy, but also a little unreal.It let 209 take it away, and brought it back to 209's own home.

Each system also has a home, which is shaped like a big white egg.The systems can change their shape at will, but like the human body, they can't stay on planet Z for a long time, they can stay for an hour at most, and the human body will die if it exceeds the time. The body of 209 has been tortured by 106 to the point of being useless, and 209 has not worn it back.

"Say, what do you mean?" 209's changing appearance is still Barbie, but the one that was torn by 106 has returned to its intact appearance.

106 knows that it is a system that has done bad things, and its attitude is very sincere. Compared with before, it can be said to have turned 180 degrees. It opened its eyes slightly and said, "I like you. I couldn't control it, so I forced you. If you want to report me, I will Nothing to say."

209 frowned at it, and after looking at it for a long time, looked into its eyes and asked, "Are you serious?"

"What do you think?" Hearing this, 106 almost couldn't help fucking it again, "I'm willing to surrender myself to rebuild, and you still ask me if it's true?"

Well... 209 is just shocked and surprised, and one more thing, what does it feel like?

Both systems looked at each other dryly, and after a while, 209 said, "I won't report you, but you have to keep your word."

"???" What did it say that counted?

"Damn it! What the fuck is that expression on your face? I don't need to be responsible for you? Forget it, I'll report you..." 209 made a gesture to go out, but 106 grabbed it.

"Are you serious?" 106 couldn't believe it, and asked the same stupid question as 209.

209 returned an expression exactly the same as 106's.

007, who was far away on the earth after having a good time with a cold and handsome guy, looked at the starry sky outside the window with a smile, hiding his achievements and fame.

Later, 106 resigned, it stopped being the captain of the anti-pornography team, and got tired of being with 209 every day.Sometimes it's on planet Z, sometimes it's in the space of Baiyan.After Bai Yan's mission was completed, the space was reclaimed by the headquarters, and the two systems went to Planet X for their honeymoon.

Therefore, 209 will be abolished.Then he ran to the earth and came to Bai Yan to catch his breath.

After listening to the whole story, Bai Yan patted the system on the shoulder empathetically.Kuang Xian cut the fruit aside and sneered.

Bai Yan felt that he might not be well tonight.At this moment, there was another knock on the door, and Bai Yan hurried to open the door.

The person standing outside the door looked familiar. After a long while, Bai Yan recognized him, and finally recognized him, and shouted: "106! You, you, you!"

Hearing this number, 209 almost bit himself with his apple-eating teeth. After seeing Bai Yan's house, he panicked and prepared to escape through the window.

"Come here!" The person outside the door said, with strong anger in his voice.

"Then what, if you have something to say, say it well, if you have something to say, say it well." Bai Yan persuaded.

106 ignored Bai Yan, looked at the system, and said calmly, "Come back with me."

"I don't want it!" The system resisted vigorously, "Look at you! After all, you are also the captain of the anti-pornography brigade, can you be more restrained? I will be killed by you! If you force me again, I... I, I, I ...Break up with you!"

106's face is so black that it can be said to be very ugly.After holding back for a while, I gritted my teeth and lowered my tone, "Come here, I'll have a word with you. I won't do anything to you."

The system was dubious, and moved to 106's side slowly.Then 106 whispered to it.

Bai Yan clearly watched the system's expression change from fear to surprise, and finally to eagerness to try.Bai Yan is really curious about what 106 is talking about, is it a difficult pose?

But it wasn't. After a while, Bai Yan saw it with his own eyes. It turns out that 106 went to learn a set of massage techniques, which can relieve fatigue and... um... aphrodisiac.

106 originally wanted to go back to Planet Z after coaxing his daughter-in-law, but Bai Yan said that they rarely come to Earth once, and he can treat them well.Seeing what 209 looked forward to, it finally agreed to play on Earth and attend Bai Yan and Kuang Xian's wedding.

When Mother Bai came back in the afternoon, she saw another boy in the living room, and saw that boy was pressing the shoulders of the little girl who came at noon without complaint. She guessed that it might be the terrible boyfriend that girl said.

After Bai Yan gave a brief introduction, 106 greeted her coldly, and continued to press Barbie's neck tirelessly.Barbie snorted twice comfortably. 106 leaned down and talked to it in a low voice: "Are you comfortable? I'll give you a massage after I'm done at night, so I can last longer every day. If it's really scrapped, I'll buy you another body..."

The system was overjoyed when it heard it, it almost forgot that 106 had too much deposits to use up!One body is not enough, it can be bought again!Hahahahahaha...

The white mother who knows a little bit of lip language: "..." The young people nowadays are really, really amazing!