To be friends with the villain [quick wear]

Dongling Yiqiu's mansion is located in Nanzhu City, which is a little far away from Yanjing. Even if the car is good, it can only arrive at night.

It is said that Bai Yan closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep all the way with great resentment, but Dongling Yiqiu didn't know what was wrong, and was surprised by him, and sat on the other side of the back seat honestly the whole time, without saying a word .

A wide middle position is perfectly separated between the two.Although, in that era, the back seat of the car generally could only seat two people.

At noon, they stopped at a passing town and ate some casual meals. Seeing that the sky was gloomy, it seemed that there was going to be a heavy rain.

The rain in early winter does not fall suddenly, but just to be on the safe side, Wang Huhu took a shortcut back to Nanzhu.

The shortcut is a mountain road, a little bumpy, Bai Yan can't even pretend to sleep, so he can only turn his head to look at the scenery outside the car window.Well, he is very cold, so he will never find a topic to chat with first.

Dong Ling Yiqiu approached without a trace, as if being jolted by a car, she sat beside Bai Yan without knowing it.

Bai Yan: "..." Boss, why do I want to laugh so much about your actions?

However, just as Dong Ling Yiqiu conceived the first sentence, he was immediately blocked by the rough voice of his lieutenant general.

"Huh? Why is there an extra mountain here?" Wang Huo was talking to himself, completely unaware of the vicious eyes of a young master in the back seat who whipped him to death a hundred times, and he turned around to ask the young master naively, " Young commander, the way we go back is this way, right?"

"What do you think?" Dong Ling Yiqiu asked with a smile, but he gritted his teeth and forbearance.

"..." Wang Huhu sensed that the young master's mood was not right in time, turned around quickly, and said to himself, "Well, this way..."

Bai Yan: "..." Dude, do you know the way or not, and if you don't know the way, let Pindao give you a divination and point you in the right direction?It's better than getting lost in this deep mountain forest!

Then, not surprisingly, they got lost.

Bai Yan's face was expressionless, and his paralyzed face was even more indifferent.

Looking at the dense forest all around him, he was a little speechless and said, "I have encountered a ghost."

"Ah?" This is the surprised voice of the upright lieutenant who has always firmly believed that there are no ghosts in this world.

"Backway ghost?" This was Dong Ling Yiqiu's amazed voice when he finally got the chance to speak, full of curiosity and half complacent.

"Yeah." This is Bai Yan's cold and concise words, "I'll handle it."

Wang Huohu and his young master looked at each other, and those honest eyes were completely saying: "Young commander, is it true or not? My tiger has never encountered a ghost in more than 20 years. Why is it so coincidental today? Is it this? Daoist wants to show us off before going to the mansion?"

Fortunately, Wang Huo conveyed such a long series of messages, but Dong Ling Yiqiu ignored him at all.Instead, he said enthusiastically, "What does Taoist Lin need? I'll ask the deputy general to find it for you."

"No, I'll do it myself." Continue to be cold.

There is really nothing to look for, and there is no need to draw any formations.Bai Yan did as the system said, holding the Shangyang sword, looking at the places with black air around him, and making a stroke, the maze was broken.

Then, Wang Huhu and Dongling Yiqiu saw Lin Daochang holding a beautiful sword, chopping the air nervously.

Wang Huhu couldn't help but look at Dongling Yiqiu again, as if to say: "I'm afraid this head is not a magic stick? Young commander, are you also interested in magic sticks?"

This time Tang Ling Yiqiu treated him, and returned him with the same eyes: "Shut up!"

Wang Huo shrugged, indicating that he didn't speak at all.

Bai Yan, who thought he had succeeded in pretending to be a force, but was treated as a magic stick, sheathed his sword, and walked back to the car with ease.

Although he knew that the Taoist priest was just playing tricks, Wang Huo still said politely: "Fortunately, the Taoist priest is here, so let's go out now."

"En." Bai Yan was neither arrogant nor arrogant, and sat back in the back seat indifferently.

And as soon as the car started, Dong Ling Yiqiu finally found the topic, he asked: "Lin Daochang, I want to ask you, what the hell is this road-going ghost?"

"There are many kinds of back road ghosts. There are unjust souls who died on this road, there are mischievous ghosts who simply want to make fun of people, and there are mountain ghosts like the one we met." Bai Yan explained, speaking in a slow pace. , just like the breeze.

"Ah? Is the naughty ghost really a ghost?" Wang Huo faintly laughed.

Bai Yan didn't get angry, and just continued to explain: "It's just a popular name for ghosts who like to play tricks. Most of these ghosts are children."

"Oh, that's it..." Wang Huo still sounded interesting, and asked again, "What if it's a ghost or a mountain charm, what will happen if we can't get out?"

"A wronged soul takes his life, and a mountain charm absorbs his soul."

"Soul-absorbing?" Dong Ling Yiqiu looked at him sideways, "will he die?"

Bai Yan shook his head, "Generally, people don't die. People have three souls and seven souls. Those who lose one soul and two souls are only weaker. If they lose more, they will become confused all day long, demented, paralyzed or even Unconscious."

Coincidentally, as soon as Bai Yan finished explaining, a bright light appeared in front of his eyes - they had left the deep mountain.

Wang Huo's eyes almost popped out of their sockets, this... this actually came out!

Then they just met a ghost?

Damn me!

"Dao... Daoist... We... We really came out..." Wang Huo's hands holding the steering wheel were trembling, especially thinking of the mountain charm that Lin Daochang said just now, his scalp tightened.

"Yeah." Yes, it's out.So why are you still shaking, big brother?

"Then that...then we really encountered a ghost just now?" Wang Huo asked tremblingly again.

"Yes!" Bai Yan frowned symbolically, slightly expressing his annoyance at being doubted.

"Oh my God!" Wang Huo exclaimed, and the car suddenly turned sharply. He apologized, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Mr. Lin Daochang, I always thought that your abilities were just rumors. I saw you today That’s why I really feel that you are unfathomable, Daoist Master!”

Bai Yan listened comfortably to this bullshit.The frowning brows slowly flattened.

"Dare to ask the elder Gui Geng this year." Dong Ling Yiqiu frowned as he watched the man calm down, he didn't seem to like asking about his personal affairs.

"Twenty one."

"Lin Daochang is really young and promising." Dong Ling Yiqiu smiled, the thin lips curled up seductively.

Bai Yan's heartbeat quickened a bit, and he tried his best to look away, and replied immodestly, "It's okay."

Then, they had nothing to say.

Until, when night fell, the car broke down.The anchoring place is also quite good, a small hill not far from Nanzhu City.

Looking from this small hill to Nanzhu City, you can still see the neon lights in the city.

"Young Marshal, you can walk to the city in about two hours..." Wang Huo did not dare to look at Dong Ling Yiqiu's dark and smelly face, this suggestion was also without confidence.

"Hmph, you mean you want Master Ben to go back?" Dong Ling Yiqiu folded his arms, leaned on the black car and looked at Wang Huo coldly with his long legs slanted.

"..." Wang Huhu thought hard for a while, and then suggested, "Then... I will wrong the young commander and Daochang Lin for the time being. I will go back first, and then send a car to pick me up..."

Before he could finish his sentence, the young master who had been pissing him off just now made a 180-degree turn, nodded and said, "Yes, you go right away!"

Bai Yan, who sees through everything, remains silent, as if reluctantly agreeing to such an arrangement.In fact, the heart is the same as a certain BOSS—fuck!Finally, the two of us can live together!

However, the beginning of the world of the two is not as beautiful as Bai Yan imagined.

The night in early winter was still a bit cold, but fortunately, the weather has been dry recently, so they gathered some firewood near the hill and built a warm bonfire.

The dry firewood was crackling and crackling under the raging fire, and the mood around was very good.

However, Dongling Yiqiu, who was fiddling with the flames, suddenly said: "Lin Daochang, why do you think bamboo can be regarded as a gentleman? As long as there is no grass in the place where they grow, they suck up the nutrients of the surrounding plants. If you are so domineering, why can you be called one of the Four Great Gentlemen?"

"???" Bai Yan was dumbfounded. BOSS!Is it really okay for you to have an awkward chat with me for the first time your mother is alone?What about the romantic world for two?

It was not until countless nights passed that a certain Taoist leader was crushed by a certain young commander, and that young commander did not mention this matter.

The original intention of the young marshal was: he has a thick, long and straight size like bamboo.

A Taoist priest who learned the truth: Hehe, brother, I am afraid that no one will understand your brain circuit.