Never be a bully again
Chapter 5 is over!Still red!
started his own journey as a monk.
A person's World of Warcraft is lonely. In such a grand world view, from Kalemdor to the Eastern Kingdoms, from Northrend to Pandaria, from Azeroth to Draenor, Xue Mu manipulated the world The clumsy pandaren ran around the mountains and dense forests, the royal city and the seaport step by step.
He didn't rely on his old age to find his juniors and sisters who were obsessed with the law to guide him to level up, nor did he have to drag Wan Chaoyang, who played DOTA and LOL, to be his companion. Instead, he took this game seriously as a pastime and completed it meticulously. Those NPCs entrusted him with tasks, listening to the stories of the characters, and admiring the magnificent poems of this world.
Although this world is not as familiar as Jiansan he is familiar with, but the story of each race, each character, and each hero is like a magnificent epic, and in his adventures in this world, he also saw The archetypes of many heroes in DOTA that have been played.
Archmage Jaina, Sunstrider Kael'thas, Mountain King Magni Bronzebeard, Prophet Thrall, Tauren Chief Baine Bloodhoof, Night Elf Tyrande, Demon Hunter Illidan...
Seeing these heroic characters who have manipulated battles standing in front of him one by one, Xue Mu felt infinitely moved in his heart, as if he had really become an insignificant member of the vast world, standing in front of thunderous heroes and brave men. , but a humble and ordinary unknown.
It's just that in the end, Xue Mu still failed to upgrade his character to the full level.
He is very clear that for such a game, the full level is the real beginning, dungeons, team battles, arenas, those are the essence of the game, but he is in the process of leveling up and doing tasks bit by bit. , Gained a lot of unexpected joy and happiness, that feeling, compared to catching a mutant baby when playing fantasy, breaking through local springs when playing DOTA, and getting a big orange weapon when playing sword three made him more satisfied and comfortable , It also made him the first time to sincerely lament the charm and value of a game.
But why didn't he insist on continuing to play?
Because Hearthstone is open beta.
【Hearthstone】
During Hearthstone's internal beta and even closed beta testing, Wan Chaoyang had already participated in the trial play as the anchor of the promotion cooperation. This kind of card game has never been his interest, but Xue Mu accepted the order for him. , he just played casually without rejecting anyone who came, but what he didn't expect was——this game is really fucking fun!
Xue Mu was attracted by Wan Chaoyang's screen when he turned his head and saw Wan Chaoyang's screen when he was tired of playing WOW. !"
"Hmm..." Wan Chaoyang frowned, and the mouse moved back and forth between the cards in his hand and the skills for a long time, calculating the next steps in his mind quickly, finally sighed helplessly, and clicked admit defeat.
"Hey? Why did you admit defeat?" Xue Mu looked at Valeera who was shattered into pieces in the unwillingness, and looked at Wan Chaoyang suspiciously, "Isn't there still a lot of blood!"
Xue Mu himself hadn’t played Hearthstone much before. He was studying in the United States when the public beta was popular. After returning to live with Zheng Daqian, he occasionally saw him play two games, but he still had a positive attitude when he first started working. In his spare time, he always wanted to work hard to keep fit, so he didn't enter the pit with Zheng Daqian. Later, when his mind gradually became lazy and he started playing games with Zheng Daqian, Hearthstone was already out of breath with Zheng Daqian, so this When I saw Wan Chaoyang playing, I thought it was very fresh and interesting.
Wan Chaoyang returned to the main interface and began to organize his deck. Xue Mu's eyes lit up, and he said in surprise: "Isn't this Jaina! Isn't this Gul'dan! Isn't this Anduin!"
"Yes, yes..." Wan Chaoyang frowned, feeling a little impatient, "They're all from Warcraft."
"Wow! Ka is too!" Xue Mu became more and more excited, "Queen! Da Fan! Train King! Big screw! Wow, there is Zhou Zhuo!"
"Yes, yes, yes..." Wan Chaoyang heard Xue Mu's tone a little strange, looked back at his excited eyes, and asked Chi Chi, "You... Do you want to have a try?"
"Okay!" Xue Mu couldn't wait to grab the mouse, and sat down directly on Wan Chaoyang's lap without any politeness, "Wow, there are nine professions, hey? There is no monk... which profession is the most powerful? Ahhh, leave me alone." I want to play sister Jaina! How do you play this?"
Wan Chaoyang explained the basic rules to Xue Mu one by one, dumbfounded, and then instructed him to play a game of man-machine. As expected, he won a complete victory, and Xue Mu danced excitedly, with his ass between Wan Chaoyang's Twisting back and forth, rubbing against Wan Chaoyang, he was burning with desire, and was about to explode, but was kicked away by Xue Mu: "Go to the side, let me play for a while!"
That night, Xue Mu didn't leave his seat until before going to bed, Wan Chaoyang sighed helplessly, thinking how many times Xue Mu fell asleep alone when he stayed up late playing games over the years, this time he finally became one "Game Widows" again.
However, after Wan Chaoyang went to sleep by himself, he woke up and found that Xue Mu was still in front of the computer, digging his feet and constantly sending "Hello" to urge the opponent to play cards. Xue Mu, who was so frighteningly excited, carried him back to the bed, and was pressed tightly under his body, unable to move. Xue Mu screamed and struggled for a while, and finally fell into a deep sleep exhausted, only waking up at dusk.
After regaining some sanity, Xue Mu also felt a little unbelievable about his exaggerated obsession. In fact, the rhythm of Hearthstone is very fast. At one or two o'clock, Xue Mu knew it was time to go to sleep, thinking about "playing another round" and going to bed, but when he won this round, he was a little excited and wanted to win again, and if he lost, he was a little unconvinced and wanted to make a comeback , and then at the beginning of each game, I warned myself to sleep after finishing the game regardless of whether I win or lose, but after the end, I still couldn't help but click on the game again. Just like this, I accidentally played until dawn.
Wan Chaoyang silently looked at his record, Xue Mu had already lowered his winning rate to a mess, and the deck he had painstakingly researched was also messed up by misfortune. He suppressed the dissatisfaction in his heart, and silently gave The partner sent an email, asked for another test qualification, and practiced a new account for himself.
Knowing that he had played all night and slept all day and left Wan Chaoyang in the cold, Xue Mu hurriedly had a meal to curry favor with him, but before he could say a word softly, he was attracted by Wan Chaoyang's wonderful match again. Wan Chaoyang tortured all opponents like chopping vegetables, and he became more and more castigated. He originally planned to please the cute words, but in the end he knelt down at Wan Chaoyang's feet sincerely, imitating Mitsui Shou and crying: "Coach ...I want to play Hearthstone..."
Although Hearthstone is a strategy card game in the final analysis, it is not as intense and exciting as RPG and MOBA. However, from career selection, card combination, to the selection of crystals in each round of each game, it requires extremely meticulous planning. Logical thinking, and different from other games, another characteristic of cards is uncertainty. Even if you prepare a set of Tianhu cards, if you are unlucky, you can't draw the cards you need, and you can only bow your head and admit defeat .
Xue Mu devoted himself to studying and learning the playing styles of various professions together with Wan Chaoyang. The two of them each had a computer, each prepared a deck of cards, and then discussed with each other, as if they were studying physics problems together in high school. , the game is much more fun than doing the questions.
The only regret is that Wan Chaoyang is too lucky, sometimes even if he guides Xue Mu to form a deck that completely restrains him just to let him win, but in the end Xue Mu is not a chieftain, and the card hand, can only watch Ouhuang Wan Chaoyang destroy him with great reluctance.
And Wan Chaoyang's natural face of the European emperor has shown its unimaginable value after the public beta. During the closed beta test, the client provided all the cards to the players for experience. After the public beta, except In the basic deck, all the high-level cards still have to be opened by spending money to buy packs. Xue Mu opened forty packs with a wave of his big hand, and was pleasantly surprised to open his favorite Sylvanas, while Wan Chaoyang's Forty packs, ten purples, five oranges and three golds made Xue Mu vomit a mouthful of old blood.
Wan Chaoyang, as a professional player, must collect a full set of decks in order to test the strategy, so the matter of spending money to buy packs will naturally not be taken seriously, but such a perverted orange card gold card chance, it is really okay not to show it off It was unreasonable, so Wan Chaoyang specially recorded a live broadcast of the package opening show. In the end, there were still hundreds of packages that had not been opened yet, but all the orange cards had already been collected, and this live broadcast of the earth-shattering weeping ghosts and gods, In the end, the tip I received turned out to be more than the money I paid for the bag, inside and out, earning nothing.
Xue Mu watched the whole process of the live broadcast coldly, and in the end there were only four words left on his face: I can't laugh.
【Heroes of the Storm】
Hearthstone has been popular in the world of Wan Chaoyang and Xue Mu for two years. During Wan Chaoyang’s surgery, he held his iPad every day and was reluctant to put it down. However, when Heroes of the Storm started testing, he decisively abandoned Hearthstone. into the arms of the storm.
For Wan Chaoyang, MOBA games are his white moonlight. RPGs and cards are nothing more than a touch of mosquito blood in front of MOBAs. The country that was conquered by Warcraft but was divided by DOTA2 and LOL was regained in one fell swoop.
This time, Xue Mu was also eager to play with Wan Chaoyang before the cooperation started. Although MOBA games were not his favorite, he also wanted to watch the so-called "Blizzard produced, must be a boutique". Let's see what kind of blood the storm can kill under the current situation. Of course, another reason for him is that those familiar characters can finally appear again.
Wan Chaoyang has also learned a lot this time, and asked Xue Muduo for a test qualification in advance, so as not to cause his account to be misfortune again, but Xue Mu didn't care about these details, he just eagerly checked every day. Waiting for the day when the test will start, Jaina and Sylvanas, who want to manipulate him, attack the city and attack Fang Qiu.
On the day when the test finally started, both of them were very excited. They didn't care about novice teaching or man-machine battle, and they just did it.
Wan Chaoyang has always been the jungler who loves showmanship the most. He first chose Illidan from the assassin type, and Jaina and Sylvanas, who Xue Muxin was aiming at, were all picked in seconds. Looking at the dazzling For the character avatars, I had to randomly choose another acquaintance from playing WOW──Lili.
As a result, this first auxiliary healing hero selected by mistake was accidentally played by Xue Mu as his own. He has never played support much, and he always likes to take the head from thousands of miles away. However, when Wan Chaoyang manipulated the unskilled Illidan to escape with his life, he would not pour a thousand cups, and then threw a healing wine and a cloud dragon on Wan Chaoyang, and then With two dazzling winds, the honest and thick milk instantly saved Wan Chaoyang's dog's life on the line of life and death, and he suddenly felt that he was the savior Guanyin who turned the tide and was shining brightly.
In fact, to be honest, even if he is not compared with Wan Chaoyang, Xue Mu is not a person who is particularly good at games, especially for MOBA, the first element for him to choose a hero is that it must be long-distance. He can't help but want to run away with his head in his arms, so he always chooses the positions of AP and AD, standing far behind the crowd, shooting, archery, and using skills. It is the best policy to walk as soon as an enemy approaches.Therefore, rather than saying that he is good at AP and AD, it is better to say that he only dares, knows, and only wants to play such heroes. Although long-range support is also within his consideration, he is not very relaxed about heroes who cannot kill people. in the eyes.
Now a Lili accidentally opened the door to a new world for him, and he finally realized that healing, which symbolizes love and peace, is the most beautiful profession in the world. He directed the cute little panda people to run around the field, Saving lives and healing wounds, I felt like a little angel, and even couldn't help humming while breastfeeding: "As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a better world."
Xue Mu found his own position by accident, but Wan Chaoyang felt a little headache about this game mechanism.
Although as a MOBA game, the goal of victory is still to push away the opponent's spring water, but unlike his previous games, there is no concept of gold coins and equipment in Heroes of the Storm, only talents and ultimate skills that need to be selected every few levels; The hero's experience is also shared by the team. There is no such thing as a single person wearing a magical costume but being held back by his teammates; the role positioning is also different from the general strength, agility, and wisdom. A professional type; and each map has a special plot mechanism, it is not possible to win by blindly killing and demolishing towers, sometimes you will be overturned if you fail to grab a mechanism, and sometimes you will only focus on grabbing the mechanism and end up with nothing. lose.
Wan Chaoyang's accumulated years of experience and self-confidence have been fully challenged by this game. He has to be patient while practicing and testing different styles of play, while constantly adjusting his mentality to adapt to this brand new game mode. However, Xue Mu was leisurely and leisurely. After training Lili handy, he also practiced Tyrande, Malfurion and Bright Wing happily. He claimed to be the number one tit in Sanyuanqiao.
And Wan Chaoyang, who has always loved challenges and excitement, set his sights on the most unique professional heroes in this game, and devoted himself to developing tricky and weird styles of play, such as Sylvanas, Sgt. Er Ba is superb at playing, and his proficiency is superb. The two of them are a one-professional-one-healing combination that can't be caught by dismantling the tower and can't be killed by running around in the field. Just a few Jaina, Reynolds, Muradin and the like can make a big difference. Killing the Quartet is quite a frightening posture of a male and a female.
For a MOBA game, when the novelty at the beginning fades away and all heroes have tried it, the rest is just trial and error and practice. If you want to continue to attract players, We can only continuously introduce new heroes and constantly adjust the balance of the heroes that have already appeared. Compared with other games, Heroes of the Storm still has a map that can be used as a part of continuous innovation, but no matter what, it will still be slow in the end. Lost the unique charm when it was just turned out, and gradually fell to the same competitive position with the same.
Although Wan Chaoyang appreciates Storm's new efforts and attempts in this game, he has been obsessed with it for a while, but as time goes by, he still misses DOTA and LOL. After the cooperation promotion period ends, Also slowly let go of the game.
Without Wan Chaoyang's leading role, Sanyuanqiao's No. [-] tit will not be able to mobilize the audience by himself after all, not to mention MOBA games are not his favorite, and as he loses more and more slowly, he eventually loses interest .
And when their interest gradually dissipated, another brand-new game provoked their nerves again——Overwatch came.
【Overwatch】
Xue Mu fell into excitement when he received Overwatch's promotional cooperation offer. When the game was open beta, he had already degenerated into a game geek like Zheng Daqian. He was yelling every day before the open beta " I’m going to die without Overwatch.” When the heroes are released one by one, I can’t wait to turn the time forward, and when the public beta finally starts, I can’t wait to rush into Hanamura and bombard them indiscriminately.
He and Zheng Daqian played together for about a year and a half, until he left that world, even though mobile games have almost dominated the world, they would still go to Internet cafes together to "spank" endlessly.Therefore, it has been a long time since nearly ten years. Speaking of this game, Xue Mu's hands are itching more and more unbearably.
Wan Chaoyang was a little surprised by this. He knew that Xue Mu liked RPGs, but he had never heard that he also liked shooting games. He had promoted several shooting games before, and he had never seen Xue Mu so excited. Secretly speculate that I don't know what is so special about this game, is it just because it was produced by Blizzard?But it's a brand new game, there are no old characters that Xue Mu likes anymore!
Amidst such doubts and faint expectations, the official website began to release news of the game bit by bit. Anyway, it is a new giant game of Blizzard, and the entire game industry is still excited about it, even if Wan Chaoyang has no experience with shooting games. No special interest, but out of a professional attitude of cooperation and pure curiosity, I also began to pay attention to the content of this game silently.
And as the information was slowly released, the world view, gameplay, maps, and heroes were slowly laid out in front of him like a scroll, which attracted his attention unconsciously, and soon Then he also fell into Xue Mu's usual eagerness and enthusiasm, looking for official and unofficial information videos from all over the world, eagerly "sucking a mouthful".
Xue Mu couldn't help showing a kind smile like a person who passed by, but he was also impatient in his heart. He didn't expect that he would have to endure such pain again after being reborn.
"Hey, when you can play, what do you want to play?" Wan Chaoyang finally couldn't help thinking about it with Xue Mu in advance, "Do you still play healing?"
"Playing with hair therapy!" Xue Mu raised his eyebrows and said, "I, Genji, are thieves!"
"Genji?" Wan Chaoyang tilted his head and thought for a while, "Using darts? Can you do that? That looks like it needs a lot of mobility. Your operation..."
"What's wrong with my operation?!" Xue Mu said with his hands on his hips.
Wan Chaoyang quickly smiled obsequiously, and said: "It's good, it's good... But you're not the number one tit in Sanyuanqiao, it's a pity not to play healing, think about it, I'm fighting and killing the enemy in front, You care about me wholeheartedly in the back, how romantic, let us revive the glory of the storm!"
"Why?" Xue Mu became more and more dissatisfied, "Why do you have to fight and worry about me? Why can't you nurse me?!"
"Uh..." Wan Chaoyang scratched his head, "I can breastfeed too, but...but you don't like that...don't you like standing up and outputting, or you can play Widowmaker! One shot~ one~~~”
"..." Xue Mu pursed his lips. Although he has been playing for a year and a half, he really doesn't know how to use Widowmaker. He can't kill half a person in a round. In fact, Genji doesn't know how, but It’s just lip service, he’s actually best at heroes like DVA, Junkrat, Mei, Pharah, and Symmetra, who don’t have particularly high requirements for aiming ability. “I don’t like playing Widowmaker,” he said against his will. , "It's not exciting at all, if you want to play, you can play."
"I'm sure I'll play," Wan Chaoyang tilted his head, looking hopeful, "Like Nova, sneak in the dark, and bang! Take it away with one shot!"
Xue Mu couldn't help laughing, shook his head and said, "Wait until you really enjoy it before bragging!"
After finally entering the game hall, Wan Chaoyang's palms were sweating with excitement. Although there were about twenty heroes who had never played before, they seemed to know all the skills by heart. They formed a team with Xue Mu. As soon as the match was completed, Widowmaker was instantly selected, and then Hanzo was also instantly selected.
"Day..." Xue Mu cursed in a low voice, "Rebuild the empire..."
"Huh?" Wan Chaoyang turned to look at him.
"It's okay, it's okay." Xue Mu waved his hand, and chose a Pharah, and then saw that the other two teammates chose Genji and Tracer, and couldn't help cursing, "What kind of dog is better than a hero?"
Wan Chaoyang was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Xue Mu to be so excited that he would swear and swear, and then he turned his head to look at the prompts of "lack of heavy tank heroes" and "lack of support heroes", and said helplessly, "I'm alone. I can't fill two places..."
"Don't worry about them!" Xue Mu frowned, "I don't know how to choose a hero at all, just play around, choose whatever you like."
Wan Chaoyang looked at Xue Mu's face again, hesitated for a moment, and chose the angel.
"Yeah?" Xue Mu really couldn't help showing a smile, turned his head and said, "Aren't you unwilling to play therapy?"
"Hey, it's just for fun anyway, I just need treatment, let's try it." Wan Chaoyang replied with a smile.
Xue Mu laughed for a while, and said: "Okay, then let's leave them alone, we will fly together."
"Shuang..." Wan Chaoyang thought he heard it wrong, "...huh?"
"You will follow my instructions later, hold me and keep flying!" As soon as the voice fell, the door to the battle had opened, and Xue Mu had already pushed his backpack straight into the sky. Wan Chaoyang was stunned, and hurriedly He recruited a guardian angel and flew out with him.
"Add blue, add blue!"
"what?"
"Right click!"
"oh oh……"
"Follow me!!!"
"You flew too far..."
"You are always attached to me, shift if you look too far away!"
"Oh……"
"Don't press the space all the time! Hanging in the air is easy to expose the target! Press and release!"
"Oh……"
"Grandma! Milk! Milk!"
"DVA's big! Hide! Land! Find me!"
"Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Hide!"
"Hide Genji! Come find me!"
"Don't go there! Don't go there! There's a battery there!"
"Give me blue! I'll hit the fortress!"
"Mai Daddy's big! Landed!"
"Leave them alone! Keep pulling me!"
"pull me!!!!"
"Give me blue and I'll unlock it!!!"
"God! Come down! Righteousness! Righteousness!!!!!!"
"Huh..."
Wan Chaoyang was commanded by Xue Mu to play a game for the first time, and he actually won without any risk. In the replay of the best scene in the audience, Xue Mu took the golden light resurrected by Wan Chaoyang, one by one into the sky, and the rocket Sweeping thousands of troops behind the scenes, killing six with one blow.
"Wow..." Wan Chaoyang exclaimed from the bottom of his heart, "Baby, you can do it... You actually have such a talent..."
"Heh!" Xue Mu flipped his hair artificially, "Follow your husband and me, and I will take you to win the world! You still use angels after that, and I will use my wife to take you flying again."
"Your wife?" Wan Chaoyang raised his eyebrows.
"Ms. Song Hana." Xue Mu grinned, "My wife said that the goal of playing games is to win!"
Wan Chaoyang couldn't help laughing, shook his head with a smile, clicked the mouse on the head of the angel again, entered the game, and said, "Then your wife is Song Hana, and my wife is Ziegler."
The smile on Xue Mu's face suddenly turned cold, and a sharp knife pierced Wan Chaoyang's neck diagonally.
"Ugh! Pfft──" Wan Zhaoyang suppressed a smile and covered his neck, made a movement of vomiting blood, coughed twice weakly, and said, "I'm just joking...my wife...just you..."
Xue Mu looked angry and funny, raised his leg and stared at Wan Chaoyang's thigh, and laughed and cursed: "Hurry up and breastfeed me! I'm going to die!"
"Okay, okay, okay..." Wan Chaoyang smiled, and at the same time spread his guardian wings and flew towards Xue Mu with golden light.
It was another round of victory, and the best player in the game was once again contracted by Xue Mu. Wan Chaoyang looked at his smug smile, and laughed for a while, then thought about it, and asked: "Hey, what do you mean by this game?" , How long can we play together? Can we surpass Hearthstone?"
"Who knows," Xue Mu took a sip of the Diet Coke on the table, and said with a smile, "It won't be long before the world of mobile games, but I guess, at least until the end of [-] .”
"Can you play for so long?" Wan Chaoyang raised his eyebrows, "I doubt it."
"It doesn't matter if you can play it or not," Xue Mu smiled, "New games come out one by one, don't we all play together, even if we don't play this, no matter what we play, we can both play it old."
Wan Chaoyang looked at Xue Mu, his heart suddenly moved, he leaned over and kissed him on the mouth, looked at him with a smile on his face for a while, he wanted to say a lot of bitter things in his heart, but he just said, "Let me type it out now!" .”
"No, milk me."
"Oh……"
Extra Story [-]: The Ten Year Itch
On May 13, [-], Xue Mu and Wan Chaoyang finally ushered in the tenth anniversary of their relationship. On this day, they also held their wedding.
After getting the marriage proposal on New Year's Day, the two spent more than four months preparing, but unfortunately, the wedding was not what the two of them wanted in the end.
Regarding the idea of the wedding, Xue Mu thinks that the scene between Zheng Daqian and Ouyang Ye is already perfect, the romantic and gentle island, sunshine and breeze, the simple and generous altar, the blessings of relatives and friends, music, smiles, applause, cheers, Accompanied by his family, he walked on the red carpet, declared the vow of love for a lifetime, exchanged rings, kissed the groom, everything, Xue Mu couldn't think of any better design than this.
And Wan Chaoyang himself doesn't have any special ideas about the wedding, but secretly competes with Ouyang Ye, wanting to hold a more beautiful and romantic wedding than his, but he also knows that with his literary and artistic talents, he wants to It was impossible to defeat Ouyang Ye, so he entrusted this difficult task to a professional wedding planner.
Planners are naturally responsive, as long as the money is enough, even going to the moon to build a family can be planned, but if you want to come up with a plan, you have to give a design benchmark—what is the budget?Which style?time?Place?How many tables are reserved for the banquet?
Wan Chaoyang and Xue Mu reluctantly answered a few questions, and when they heard how many tables were to be reserved for the banquet, they finally got stuck, so they had to call He Donglan and Wan Shuqing respectively, asking how many people they planned to invite.
The result of the inquiry was beyond their expectations. The parents of both sides wanted to invite relatives, friends, colleagues and classmates who would be involved. It’s definitely useless to go abroad to an island like the big money, and I’m afraid they won’t even be able to go to Sanya like Yang Zhao and the others. Even grass weddings have to be given up. No one can guarantee that it will be under the sun in May , Will these uncles and aunts accidentally get sunburnt?
The venue is restricted, and the style can no longer be freely displayed. It is a joke to let so many middle-aged and elderly people go to some church to watch the ceremony, and it is impossible to do it according to a traditional wedding; everyone is aiming at Xue Feng, The three parents, He Donglan and Wan Shuqing, had to let them speak a few words of emotion; after finally waiting for the day when they could receive the certificate, they had to arrange for a witness to read the marriage certificate.So after negotiating and making compromises like this, the final result turned out to be only a wedding that was unremarkable, nondescript, non-standard, and too clichéd.
Wan Chaoyang could see that Xue Mu was very dissatisfied with the result of the design, and he knew that he had no hope of winning against Ouyang Ye, so he suggested to Xue Mu to give up this plan altogether, regardless of his parents and relatives, why not be like Ouyang Ye Ye, like Zheng Daqian, called a small wave of his closest family and friends to go abroad for a simple and romantic event.
Xue Mu understood what Wan Chaoyang meant, but after much deliberation, he finally rejected his proposal. After all, they were different from Ouyang Ye and Zheng Daqian. When they held their wedding, it was not yet legal in China, and they did not have the support of their family members. Organized friends to fly to Saipan to hold the ceremony, which itself has a kind of thrilling and life-and-death aura of risking the world.
But they are now a reasonable and legal couple, and their parents and family members have finally overcome their inner suffering and gave them blessings after so many years of hard work. Therefore, such a wedding is not so much a declaration of love between the two Rather than celebrating, it is better to say thank you and explain to your parents. Although the result will only make you regret, it can only be regarded as the only sacrifice after the parents have made so many concessions.
Although the wedding process was clichéd and outdated, the two of them did their best to make adequate preparations. The budget was in place, and the planning company did their best, from "wedding dress" photos to wedding invitations, from restaurants to banquets, from ceremony setting to Professional master of ceremonies, although the two standing on the stage felt awkward and uncomfortable as marionettes, but listening to each other's vows, parents' blessings, and guests' congratulations, it was generally warm and touching.
It's just that after the ceremony ended, the relatives and friends who attended were sent away, and when they returned to the gorgeous presidential suite and lay on the kingsize bed, both of them couldn't help but sighed long, feeling lost.
"That's the end of the matter..." Wan Chaoyang looked at the ceiling, gently stroked Xue Mu's hand, and said in a muffled voice.
"Hmm..." Xue Mu was unhappy in his heart, and murmured in response.
Wan Chaoyang turned his head to look at Xue Mu's profile, and said, "It's reasonable, it's time for the two of us to bridal chamber now."
Xue Mu also tilted his head to look at him and asked, "Do you want to do it?"
After a moment of silence, Wan Chaoyang smiled wryly, "Not really."
Xue Mu couldn't help but sighed softly: "Meneither."
Both of them silently turned their heads and stared at the ceiling in a daze, speechless for a while.
Even though it was a day of great joy, in such a high-end hotel and a high-end room, neither of them was interested at all, and they couldn't even be happy.
"It's boring," Wan Chaoyang muttered, "I knew I would leave them alone, even if I fly to Phuket and do it myself, it's better than this."
Xue Mu sighed silently again. In fact, he also regretted it. He regretted that he should not have held the wedding like this in order to take care of his relatives. In the next few decades, he will always remember this tacky and boring ceremony of his own, but saying this now is too much. It doesn't make any sense, no matter how many regrets there are, it won't help.
Wan Chaoyang, however, became more and more depressed as he thought about it. He sat up on the mattress, turned his head and looked at the small balcony outside the window and sulked.
Xue Mu raised his hand to caress Wan Chaoyang's back, and comforted him: "Forget it, it's done like this, so what's the use of being depressed now? Why don't you watch TV or play games for a while? Can't you think about this anniversary in the future, the wedding didn't go well, and you ended up sulking all day, right?"
Wan Chaoyang turned to look at Xue Mu: "Watching TV? Playing games? This is the only way you want to live our wedding? Will it be much better in the future?"
Xue Mu smiled helplessly: "Then what do you want to do? What else can you do? Make love? Don't we both have the same thoughts."
Wan Chaoyang frowned and pursed his lips for a while, then turned over and got out of bed as if making up his mind, and said, "Come on, we can't do this, let's talk about the tenth anniversary instead of the wedding, we can't just live like this!"
Xue Mu sat up in surprise and asked, "Where are you going?"
"Go up the mountain!"
Leaving aside the suite worth several thousand yuan for one night, the newlyweds jumped into the flamboyant Ferrari, headed west along Chang'an Avenue, and rushed towards Jingxi without hesitation.
The row upon row of skyscrapers gradually turned into scattered high and low bungalows, the flat and straight city avenues all the way to the rugged and winding mountain trails, the hustle and bustle of the bustling city was unknowingly replaced by the sound of insects and water, and the endless night The neon lights are finally hard to conceal the gentle light of the bright stars.
Xue Mu put down the window of the co-driver, gently stretched out his right hand, and the gentle evening breeze in late spring and early summer swept over his fingertips and cheeks with the unique coolness of the mountains. The cool and sweet air washed away the boredom in his heart. Come to unlimited comfort and comfort.
The car finally stopped slowly on a viewing platform. Xue Mu got out of the car with Wan Chaoyang, stretched comfortably, then took a breath of the pure oxygen in the mountains, and looked at Wan Chaoyang from the bottom of his heart. Chaoyang smiled, and turned his head to look out from the platform. There was a sea of stars in the sky, the splendor of the city in the distance, and the surroundings were surrounded by tranquility and leisure that transcended the world.
A person's World of Warcraft is lonely. In such a grand world view, from Kalemdor to the Eastern Kingdoms, from Northrend to Pandaria, from Azeroth to Draenor, Xue Mu manipulated the world The clumsy pandaren ran around the mountains and dense forests, the royal city and the seaport step by step.
He didn't rely on his old age to find his juniors and sisters who were obsessed with the law to guide him to level up, nor did he have to drag Wan Chaoyang, who played DOTA and LOL, to be his companion. Instead, he took this game seriously as a pastime and completed it meticulously. Those NPCs entrusted him with tasks, listening to the stories of the characters, and admiring the magnificent poems of this world.
Although this world is not as familiar as Jiansan he is familiar with, but the story of each race, each character, and each hero is like a magnificent epic, and in his adventures in this world, he also saw The archetypes of many heroes in DOTA that have been played.
Archmage Jaina, Sunstrider Kael'thas, Mountain King Magni Bronzebeard, Prophet Thrall, Tauren Chief Baine Bloodhoof, Night Elf Tyrande, Demon Hunter Illidan...
Seeing these heroic characters who have manipulated battles standing in front of him one by one, Xue Mu felt infinitely moved in his heart, as if he had really become an insignificant member of the vast world, standing in front of thunderous heroes and brave men. , but a humble and ordinary unknown.
It's just that in the end, Xue Mu still failed to upgrade his character to the full level.
He is very clear that for such a game, the full level is the real beginning, dungeons, team battles, arenas, those are the essence of the game, but he is in the process of leveling up and doing tasks bit by bit. , Gained a lot of unexpected joy and happiness, that feeling, compared to catching a mutant baby when playing fantasy, breaking through local springs when playing DOTA, and getting a big orange weapon when playing sword three made him more satisfied and comfortable , It also made him the first time to sincerely lament the charm and value of a game.
But why didn't he insist on continuing to play?
Because Hearthstone is open beta.
【Hearthstone】
During Hearthstone's internal beta and even closed beta testing, Wan Chaoyang had already participated in the trial play as the anchor of the promotion cooperation. This kind of card game has never been his interest, but Xue Mu accepted the order for him. , he just played casually without rejecting anyone who came, but what he didn't expect was——this game is really fucking fun!
Xue Mu was attracted by Wan Chaoyang's screen when he turned his head and saw Wan Chaoyang's screen when he was tired of playing WOW. !"
"Hmm..." Wan Chaoyang frowned, and the mouse moved back and forth between the cards in his hand and the skills for a long time, calculating the next steps in his mind quickly, finally sighed helplessly, and clicked admit defeat.
"Hey? Why did you admit defeat?" Xue Mu looked at Valeera who was shattered into pieces in the unwillingness, and looked at Wan Chaoyang suspiciously, "Isn't there still a lot of blood!"
Xue Mu himself hadn’t played Hearthstone much before. He was studying in the United States when the public beta was popular. After returning to live with Zheng Daqian, he occasionally saw him play two games, but he still had a positive attitude when he first started working. In his spare time, he always wanted to work hard to keep fit, so he didn't enter the pit with Zheng Daqian. Later, when his mind gradually became lazy and he started playing games with Zheng Daqian, Hearthstone was already out of breath with Zheng Daqian, so this When I saw Wan Chaoyang playing, I thought it was very fresh and interesting.
Wan Chaoyang returned to the main interface and began to organize his deck. Xue Mu's eyes lit up, and he said in surprise: "Isn't this Jaina! Isn't this Gul'dan! Isn't this Anduin!"
"Yes, yes..." Wan Chaoyang frowned, feeling a little impatient, "They're all from Warcraft."
"Wow! Ka is too!" Xue Mu became more and more excited, "Queen! Da Fan! Train King! Big screw! Wow, there is Zhou Zhuo!"
"Yes, yes, yes..." Wan Chaoyang heard Xue Mu's tone a little strange, looked back at his excited eyes, and asked Chi Chi, "You... Do you want to have a try?"
"Okay!" Xue Mu couldn't wait to grab the mouse, and sat down directly on Wan Chaoyang's lap without any politeness, "Wow, there are nine professions, hey? There is no monk... which profession is the most powerful? Ahhh, leave me alone." I want to play sister Jaina! How do you play this?"
Wan Chaoyang explained the basic rules to Xue Mu one by one, dumbfounded, and then instructed him to play a game of man-machine. As expected, he won a complete victory, and Xue Mu danced excitedly, with his ass between Wan Chaoyang's Twisting back and forth, rubbing against Wan Chaoyang, he was burning with desire, and was about to explode, but was kicked away by Xue Mu: "Go to the side, let me play for a while!"
That night, Xue Mu didn't leave his seat until before going to bed, Wan Chaoyang sighed helplessly, thinking how many times Xue Mu fell asleep alone when he stayed up late playing games over the years, this time he finally became one "Game Widows" again.
However, after Wan Chaoyang went to sleep by himself, he woke up and found that Xue Mu was still in front of the computer, digging his feet and constantly sending "Hello" to urge the opponent to play cards. Xue Mu, who was so frighteningly excited, carried him back to the bed, and was pressed tightly under his body, unable to move. Xue Mu screamed and struggled for a while, and finally fell into a deep sleep exhausted, only waking up at dusk.
After regaining some sanity, Xue Mu also felt a little unbelievable about his exaggerated obsession. In fact, the rhythm of Hearthstone is very fast. At one or two o'clock, Xue Mu knew it was time to go to sleep, thinking about "playing another round" and going to bed, but when he won this round, he was a little excited and wanted to win again, and if he lost, he was a little unconvinced and wanted to make a comeback , and then at the beginning of each game, I warned myself to sleep after finishing the game regardless of whether I win or lose, but after the end, I still couldn't help but click on the game again. Just like this, I accidentally played until dawn.
Wan Chaoyang silently looked at his record, Xue Mu had already lowered his winning rate to a mess, and the deck he had painstakingly researched was also messed up by misfortune. He suppressed the dissatisfaction in his heart, and silently gave The partner sent an email, asked for another test qualification, and practiced a new account for himself.
Knowing that he had played all night and slept all day and left Wan Chaoyang in the cold, Xue Mu hurriedly had a meal to curry favor with him, but before he could say a word softly, he was attracted by Wan Chaoyang's wonderful match again. Wan Chaoyang tortured all opponents like chopping vegetables, and he became more and more castigated. He originally planned to please the cute words, but in the end he knelt down at Wan Chaoyang's feet sincerely, imitating Mitsui Shou and crying: "Coach ...I want to play Hearthstone..."
Although Hearthstone is a strategy card game in the final analysis, it is not as intense and exciting as RPG and MOBA. However, from career selection, card combination, to the selection of crystals in each round of each game, it requires extremely meticulous planning. Logical thinking, and different from other games, another characteristic of cards is uncertainty. Even if you prepare a set of Tianhu cards, if you are unlucky, you can't draw the cards you need, and you can only bow your head and admit defeat .
Xue Mu devoted himself to studying and learning the playing styles of various professions together with Wan Chaoyang. The two of them each had a computer, each prepared a deck of cards, and then discussed with each other, as if they were studying physics problems together in high school. , the game is much more fun than doing the questions.
The only regret is that Wan Chaoyang is too lucky, sometimes even if he guides Xue Mu to form a deck that completely restrains him just to let him win, but in the end Xue Mu is not a chieftain, and the card hand, can only watch Ouhuang Wan Chaoyang destroy him with great reluctance.
And Wan Chaoyang's natural face of the European emperor has shown its unimaginable value after the public beta. During the closed beta test, the client provided all the cards to the players for experience. After the public beta, except In the basic deck, all the high-level cards still have to be opened by spending money to buy packs. Xue Mu opened forty packs with a wave of his big hand, and was pleasantly surprised to open his favorite Sylvanas, while Wan Chaoyang's Forty packs, ten purples, five oranges and three golds made Xue Mu vomit a mouthful of old blood.
Wan Chaoyang, as a professional player, must collect a full set of decks in order to test the strategy, so the matter of spending money to buy packs will naturally not be taken seriously, but such a perverted orange card gold card chance, it is really okay not to show it off It was unreasonable, so Wan Chaoyang specially recorded a live broadcast of the package opening show. In the end, there were still hundreds of packages that had not been opened yet, but all the orange cards had already been collected, and this live broadcast of the earth-shattering weeping ghosts and gods, In the end, the tip I received turned out to be more than the money I paid for the bag, inside and out, earning nothing.
Xue Mu watched the whole process of the live broadcast coldly, and in the end there were only four words left on his face: I can't laugh.
【Heroes of the Storm】
Hearthstone has been popular in the world of Wan Chaoyang and Xue Mu for two years. During Wan Chaoyang’s surgery, he held his iPad every day and was reluctant to put it down. However, when Heroes of the Storm started testing, he decisively abandoned Hearthstone. into the arms of the storm.
For Wan Chaoyang, MOBA games are his white moonlight. RPGs and cards are nothing more than a touch of mosquito blood in front of MOBAs. The country that was conquered by Warcraft but was divided by DOTA2 and LOL was regained in one fell swoop.
This time, Xue Mu was also eager to play with Wan Chaoyang before the cooperation started. Although MOBA games were not his favorite, he also wanted to watch the so-called "Blizzard produced, must be a boutique". Let's see what kind of blood the storm can kill under the current situation. Of course, another reason for him is that those familiar characters can finally appear again.
Wan Chaoyang has also learned a lot this time, and asked Xue Muduo for a test qualification in advance, so as not to cause his account to be misfortune again, but Xue Mu didn't care about these details, he just eagerly checked every day. Waiting for the day when the test will start, Jaina and Sylvanas, who want to manipulate him, attack the city and attack Fang Qiu.
On the day when the test finally started, both of them were very excited. They didn't care about novice teaching or man-machine battle, and they just did it.
Wan Chaoyang has always been the jungler who loves showmanship the most. He first chose Illidan from the assassin type, and Jaina and Sylvanas, who Xue Muxin was aiming at, were all picked in seconds. Looking at the dazzling For the character avatars, I had to randomly choose another acquaintance from playing WOW──Lili.
As a result, this first auxiliary healing hero selected by mistake was accidentally played by Xue Mu as his own. He has never played support much, and he always likes to take the head from thousands of miles away. However, when Wan Chaoyang manipulated the unskilled Illidan to escape with his life, he would not pour a thousand cups, and then threw a healing wine and a cloud dragon on Wan Chaoyang, and then With two dazzling winds, the honest and thick milk instantly saved Wan Chaoyang's dog's life on the line of life and death, and he suddenly felt that he was the savior Guanyin who turned the tide and was shining brightly.
In fact, to be honest, even if he is not compared with Wan Chaoyang, Xue Mu is not a person who is particularly good at games, especially for MOBA, the first element for him to choose a hero is that it must be long-distance. He can't help but want to run away with his head in his arms, so he always chooses the positions of AP and AD, standing far behind the crowd, shooting, archery, and using skills. It is the best policy to walk as soon as an enemy approaches.Therefore, rather than saying that he is good at AP and AD, it is better to say that he only dares, knows, and only wants to play such heroes. Although long-range support is also within his consideration, he is not very relaxed about heroes who cannot kill people. in the eyes.
Now a Lili accidentally opened the door to a new world for him, and he finally realized that healing, which symbolizes love and peace, is the most beautiful profession in the world. He directed the cute little panda people to run around the field, Saving lives and healing wounds, I felt like a little angel, and even couldn't help humming while breastfeeding: "As long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a better world."
Xue Mu found his own position by accident, but Wan Chaoyang felt a little headache about this game mechanism.
Although as a MOBA game, the goal of victory is still to push away the opponent's spring water, but unlike his previous games, there is no concept of gold coins and equipment in Heroes of the Storm, only talents and ultimate skills that need to be selected every few levels; The hero's experience is also shared by the team. There is no such thing as a single person wearing a magical costume but being held back by his teammates; the role positioning is also different from the general strength, agility, and wisdom. A professional type; and each map has a special plot mechanism, it is not possible to win by blindly killing and demolishing towers, sometimes you will be overturned if you fail to grab a mechanism, and sometimes you will only focus on grabbing the mechanism and end up with nothing. lose.
Wan Chaoyang's accumulated years of experience and self-confidence have been fully challenged by this game. He has to be patient while practicing and testing different styles of play, while constantly adjusting his mentality to adapt to this brand new game mode. However, Xue Mu was leisurely and leisurely. After training Lili handy, he also practiced Tyrande, Malfurion and Bright Wing happily. He claimed to be the number one tit in Sanyuanqiao.
And Wan Chaoyang, who has always loved challenges and excitement, set his sights on the most unique professional heroes in this game, and devoted himself to developing tricky and weird styles of play, such as Sylvanas, Sgt. Er Ba is superb at playing, and his proficiency is superb. The two of them are a one-professional-one-healing combination that can't be caught by dismantling the tower and can't be killed by running around in the field. Just a few Jaina, Reynolds, Muradin and the like can make a big difference. Killing the Quartet is quite a frightening posture of a male and a female.
For a MOBA game, when the novelty at the beginning fades away and all heroes have tried it, the rest is just trial and error and practice. If you want to continue to attract players, We can only continuously introduce new heroes and constantly adjust the balance of the heroes that have already appeared. Compared with other games, Heroes of the Storm still has a map that can be used as a part of continuous innovation, but no matter what, it will still be slow in the end. Lost the unique charm when it was just turned out, and gradually fell to the same competitive position with the same.
Although Wan Chaoyang appreciates Storm's new efforts and attempts in this game, he has been obsessed with it for a while, but as time goes by, he still misses DOTA and LOL. After the cooperation promotion period ends, Also slowly let go of the game.
Without Wan Chaoyang's leading role, Sanyuanqiao's No. [-] tit will not be able to mobilize the audience by himself after all, not to mention MOBA games are not his favorite, and as he loses more and more slowly, he eventually loses interest .
And when their interest gradually dissipated, another brand-new game provoked their nerves again——Overwatch came.
【Overwatch】
Xue Mu fell into excitement when he received Overwatch's promotional cooperation offer. When the game was open beta, he had already degenerated into a game geek like Zheng Daqian. He was yelling every day before the open beta " I’m going to die without Overwatch.” When the heroes are released one by one, I can’t wait to turn the time forward, and when the public beta finally starts, I can’t wait to rush into Hanamura and bombard them indiscriminately.
He and Zheng Daqian played together for about a year and a half, until he left that world, even though mobile games have almost dominated the world, they would still go to Internet cafes together to "spank" endlessly.Therefore, it has been a long time since nearly ten years. Speaking of this game, Xue Mu's hands are itching more and more unbearably.
Wan Chaoyang was a little surprised by this. He knew that Xue Mu liked RPGs, but he had never heard that he also liked shooting games. He had promoted several shooting games before, and he had never seen Xue Mu so excited. Secretly speculate that I don't know what is so special about this game, is it just because it was produced by Blizzard?But it's a brand new game, there are no old characters that Xue Mu likes anymore!
Amidst such doubts and faint expectations, the official website began to release news of the game bit by bit. Anyway, it is a new giant game of Blizzard, and the entire game industry is still excited about it, even if Wan Chaoyang has no experience with shooting games. No special interest, but out of a professional attitude of cooperation and pure curiosity, I also began to pay attention to the content of this game silently.
And as the information was slowly released, the world view, gameplay, maps, and heroes were slowly laid out in front of him like a scroll, which attracted his attention unconsciously, and soon Then he also fell into Xue Mu's usual eagerness and enthusiasm, looking for official and unofficial information videos from all over the world, eagerly "sucking a mouthful".
Xue Mu couldn't help showing a kind smile like a person who passed by, but he was also impatient in his heart. He didn't expect that he would have to endure such pain again after being reborn.
"Hey, when you can play, what do you want to play?" Wan Chaoyang finally couldn't help thinking about it with Xue Mu in advance, "Do you still play healing?"
"Playing with hair therapy!" Xue Mu raised his eyebrows and said, "I, Genji, are thieves!"
"Genji?" Wan Chaoyang tilted his head and thought for a while, "Using darts? Can you do that? That looks like it needs a lot of mobility. Your operation..."
"What's wrong with my operation?!" Xue Mu said with his hands on his hips.
Wan Chaoyang quickly smiled obsequiously, and said: "It's good, it's good... But you're not the number one tit in Sanyuanqiao, it's a pity not to play healing, think about it, I'm fighting and killing the enemy in front, You care about me wholeheartedly in the back, how romantic, let us revive the glory of the storm!"
"Why?" Xue Mu became more and more dissatisfied, "Why do you have to fight and worry about me? Why can't you nurse me?!"
"Uh..." Wan Chaoyang scratched his head, "I can breastfeed too, but...but you don't like that...don't you like standing up and outputting, or you can play Widowmaker! One shot~ one~~~”
"..." Xue Mu pursed his lips. Although he has been playing for a year and a half, he really doesn't know how to use Widowmaker. He can't kill half a person in a round. In fact, Genji doesn't know how, but It’s just lip service, he’s actually best at heroes like DVA, Junkrat, Mei, Pharah, and Symmetra, who don’t have particularly high requirements for aiming ability. “I don’t like playing Widowmaker,” he said against his will. , "It's not exciting at all, if you want to play, you can play."
"I'm sure I'll play," Wan Chaoyang tilted his head, looking hopeful, "Like Nova, sneak in the dark, and bang! Take it away with one shot!"
Xue Mu couldn't help laughing, shook his head and said, "Wait until you really enjoy it before bragging!"
After finally entering the game hall, Wan Chaoyang's palms were sweating with excitement. Although there were about twenty heroes who had never played before, they seemed to know all the skills by heart. They formed a team with Xue Mu. As soon as the match was completed, Widowmaker was instantly selected, and then Hanzo was also instantly selected.
"Day..." Xue Mu cursed in a low voice, "Rebuild the empire..."
"Huh?" Wan Chaoyang turned to look at him.
"It's okay, it's okay." Xue Mu waved his hand, and chose a Pharah, and then saw that the other two teammates chose Genji and Tracer, and couldn't help cursing, "What kind of dog is better than a hero?"
Wan Chaoyang was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Xue Mu to be so excited that he would swear and swear, and then he turned his head to look at the prompts of "lack of heavy tank heroes" and "lack of support heroes", and said helplessly, "I'm alone. I can't fill two places..."
"Don't worry about them!" Xue Mu frowned, "I don't know how to choose a hero at all, just play around, choose whatever you like."
Wan Chaoyang looked at Xue Mu's face again, hesitated for a moment, and chose the angel.
"Yeah?" Xue Mu really couldn't help showing a smile, turned his head and said, "Aren't you unwilling to play therapy?"
"Hey, it's just for fun anyway, I just need treatment, let's try it." Wan Chaoyang replied with a smile.
Xue Mu laughed for a while, and said: "Okay, then let's leave them alone, we will fly together."
"Shuang..." Wan Chaoyang thought he heard it wrong, "...huh?"
"You will follow my instructions later, hold me and keep flying!" As soon as the voice fell, the door to the battle had opened, and Xue Mu had already pushed his backpack straight into the sky. Wan Chaoyang was stunned, and hurriedly He recruited a guardian angel and flew out with him.
"Add blue, add blue!"
"what?"
"Right click!"
"oh oh……"
"Follow me!!!"
"You flew too far..."
"You are always attached to me, shift if you look too far away!"
"Oh……"
"Don't press the space all the time! Hanging in the air is easy to expose the target! Press and release!"
"Oh……"
"Grandma! Milk! Milk!"
"DVA's big! Hide! Land! Find me!"
"Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! Hide!"
"Hide Genji! Come find me!"
"Don't go there! Don't go there! There's a battery there!"
"Give me blue! I'll hit the fortress!"
"Mai Daddy's big! Landed!"
"Leave them alone! Keep pulling me!"
"pull me!!!!"
"Give me blue and I'll unlock it!!!"
"God! Come down! Righteousness! Righteousness!!!!!!"
"Huh..."
Wan Chaoyang was commanded by Xue Mu to play a game for the first time, and he actually won without any risk. In the replay of the best scene in the audience, Xue Mu took the golden light resurrected by Wan Chaoyang, one by one into the sky, and the rocket Sweeping thousands of troops behind the scenes, killing six with one blow.
"Wow..." Wan Chaoyang exclaimed from the bottom of his heart, "Baby, you can do it... You actually have such a talent..."
"Heh!" Xue Mu flipped his hair artificially, "Follow your husband and me, and I will take you to win the world! You still use angels after that, and I will use my wife to take you flying again."
"Your wife?" Wan Chaoyang raised his eyebrows.
"Ms. Song Hana." Xue Mu grinned, "My wife said that the goal of playing games is to win!"
Wan Chaoyang couldn't help laughing, shook his head with a smile, clicked the mouse on the head of the angel again, entered the game, and said, "Then your wife is Song Hana, and my wife is Ziegler."
The smile on Xue Mu's face suddenly turned cold, and a sharp knife pierced Wan Chaoyang's neck diagonally.
"Ugh! Pfft──" Wan Zhaoyang suppressed a smile and covered his neck, made a movement of vomiting blood, coughed twice weakly, and said, "I'm just joking...my wife...just you..."
Xue Mu looked angry and funny, raised his leg and stared at Wan Chaoyang's thigh, and laughed and cursed: "Hurry up and breastfeed me! I'm going to die!"
"Okay, okay, okay..." Wan Chaoyang smiled, and at the same time spread his guardian wings and flew towards Xue Mu with golden light.
It was another round of victory, and the best player in the game was once again contracted by Xue Mu. Wan Chaoyang looked at his smug smile, and laughed for a while, then thought about it, and asked: "Hey, what do you mean by this game?" , How long can we play together? Can we surpass Hearthstone?"
"Who knows," Xue Mu took a sip of the Diet Coke on the table, and said with a smile, "It won't be long before the world of mobile games, but I guess, at least until the end of [-] .”
"Can you play for so long?" Wan Chaoyang raised his eyebrows, "I doubt it."
"It doesn't matter if you can play it or not," Xue Mu smiled, "New games come out one by one, don't we all play together, even if we don't play this, no matter what we play, we can both play it old."
Wan Chaoyang looked at Xue Mu, his heart suddenly moved, he leaned over and kissed him on the mouth, looked at him with a smile on his face for a while, he wanted to say a lot of bitter things in his heart, but he just said, "Let me type it out now!" .”
"No, milk me."
"Oh……"
Extra Story [-]: The Ten Year Itch
On May 13, [-], Xue Mu and Wan Chaoyang finally ushered in the tenth anniversary of their relationship. On this day, they also held their wedding.
After getting the marriage proposal on New Year's Day, the two spent more than four months preparing, but unfortunately, the wedding was not what the two of them wanted in the end.
Regarding the idea of the wedding, Xue Mu thinks that the scene between Zheng Daqian and Ouyang Ye is already perfect, the romantic and gentle island, sunshine and breeze, the simple and generous altar, the blessings of relatives and friends, music, smiles, applause, cheers, Accompanied by his family, he walked on the red carpet, declared the vow of love for a lifetime, exchanged rings, kissed the groom, everything, Xue Mu couldn't think of any better design than this.
And Wan Chaoyang himself doesn't have any special ideas about the wedding, but secretly competes with Ouyang Ye, wanting to hold a more beautiful and romantic wedding than his, but he also knows that with his literary and artistic talents, he wants to It was impossible to defeat Ouyang Ye, so he entrusted this difficult task to a professional wedding planner.
Planners are naturally responsive, as long as the money is enough, even going to the moon to build a family can be planned, but if you want to come up with a plan, you have to give a design benchmark—what is the budget?Which style?time?Place?How many tables are reserved for the banquet?
Wan Chaoyang and Xue Mu reluctantly answered a few questions, and when they heard how many tables were to be reserved for the banquet, they finally got stuck, so they had to call He Donglan and Wan Shuqing respectively, asking how many people they planned to invite.
The result of the inquiry was beyond their expectations. The parents of both sides wanted to invite relatives, friends, colleagues and classmates who would be involved. It’s definitely useless to go abroad to an island like the big money, and I’m afraid they won’t even be able to go to Sanya like Yang Zhao and the others. Even grass weddings have to be given up. No one can guarantee that it will be under the sun in May , Will these uncles and aunts accidentally get sunburnt?
The venue is restricted, and the style can no longer be freely displayed. It is a joke to let so many middle-aged and elderly people go to some church to watch the ceremony, and it is impossible to do it according to a traditional wedding; everyone is aiming at Xue Feng, The three parents, He Donglan and Wan Shuqing, had to let them speak a few words of emotion; after finally waiting for the day when they could receive the certificate, they had to arrange for a witness to read the marriage certificate.So after negotiating and making compromises like this, the final result turned out to be only a wedding that was unremarkable, nondescript, non-standard, and too clichéd.
Wan Chaoyang could see that Xue Mu was very dissatisfied with the result of the design, and he knew that he had no hope of winning against Ouyang Ye, so he suggested to Xue Mu to give up this plan altogether, regardless of his parents and relatives, why not be like Ouyang Ye Ye, like Zheng Daqian, called a small wave of his closest family and friends to go abroad for a simple and romantic event.
Xue Mu understood what Wan Chaoyang meant, but after much deliberation, he finally rejected his proposal. After all, they were different from Ouyang Ye and Zheng Daqian. When they held their wedding, it was not yet legal in China, and they did not have the support of their family members. Organized friends to fly to Saipan to hold the ceremony, which itself has a kind of thrilling and life-and-death aura of risking the world.
But they are now a reasonable and legal couple, and their parents and family members have finally overcome their inner suffering and gave them blessings after so many years of hard work. Therefore, such a wedding is not so much a declaration of love between the two Rather than celebrating, it is better to say thank you and explain to your parents. Although the result will only make you regret, it can only be regarded as the only sacrifice after the parents have made so many concessions.
Although the wedding process was clichéd and outdated, the two of them did their best to make adequate preparations. The budget was in place, and the planning company did their best, from "wedding dress" photos to wedding invitations, from restaurants to banquets, from ceremony setting to Professional master of ceremonies, although the two standing on the stage felt awkward and uncomfortable as marionettes, but listening to each other's vows, parents' blessings, and guests' congratulations, it was generally warm and touching.
It's just that after the ceremony ended, the relatives and friends who attended were sent away, and when they returned to the gorgeous presidential suite and lay on the kingsize bed, both of them couldn't help but sighed long, feeling lost.
"That's the end of the matter..." Wan Chaoyang looked at the ceiling, gently stroked Xue Mu's hand, and said in a muffled voice.
"Hmm..." Xue Mu was unhappy in his heart, and murmured in response.
Wan Chaoyang turned his head to look at Xue Mu's profile, and said, "It's reasonable, it's time for the two of us to bridal chamber now."
Xue Mu also tilted his head to look at him and asked, "Do you want to do it?"
After a moment of silence, Wan Chaoyang smiled wryly, "Not really."
Xue Mu couldn't help but sighed softly: "Meneither."
Both of them silently turned their heads and stared at the ceiling in a daze, speechless for a while.
Even though it was a day of great joy, in such a high-end hotel and a high-end room, neither of them was interested at all, and they couldn't even be happy.
"It's boring," Wan Chaoyang muttered, "I knew I would leave them alone, even if I fly to Phuket and do it myself, it's better than this."
Xue Mu sighed silently again. In fact, he also regretted it. He regretted that he should not have held the wedding like this in order to take care of his relatives. In the next few decades, he will always remember this tacky and boring ceremony of his own, but saying this now is too much. It doesn't make any sense, no matter how many regrets there are, it won't help.
Wan Chaoyang, however, became more and more depressed as he thought about it. He sat up on the mattress, turned his head and looked at the small balcony outside the window and sulked.
Xue Mu raised his hand to caress Wan Chaoyang's back, and comforted him: "Forget it, it's done like this, so what's the use of being depressed now? Why don't you watch TV or play games for a while? Can't you think about this anniversary in the future, the wedding didn't go well, and you ended up sulking all day, right?"
Wan Chaoyang turned to look at Xue Mu: "Watching TV? Playing games? This is the only way you want to live our wedding? Will it be much better in the future?"
Xue Mu smiled helplessly: "Then what do you want to do? What else can you do? Make love? Don't we both have the same thoughts."
Wan Chaoyang frowned and pursed his lips for a while, then turned over and got out of bed as if making up his mind, and said, "Come on, we can't do this, let's talk about the tenth anniversary instead of the wedding, we can't just live like this!"
Xue Mu sat up in surprise and asked, "Where are you going?"
"Go up the mountain!"
Leaving aside the suite worth several thousand yuan for one night, the newlyweds jumped into the flamboyant Ferrari, headed west along Chang'an Avenue, and rushed towards Jingxi without hesitation.
The row upon row of skyscrapers gradually turned into scattered high and low bungalows, the flat and straight city avenues all the way to the rugged and winding mountain trails, the hustle and bustle of the bustling city was unknowingly replaced by the sound of insects and water, and the endless night The neon lights are finally hard to conceal the gentle light of the bright stars.
Xue Mu put down the window of the co-driver, gently stretched out his right hand, and the gentle evening breeze in late spring and early summer swept over his fingertips and cheeks with the unique coolness of the mountains. The cool and sweet air washed away the boredom in his heart. Come to unlimited comfort and comfort.
The car finally stopped slowly on a viewing platform. Xue Mu got out of the car with Wan Chaoyang, stretched comfortably, then took a breath of the pure oxygen in the mountains, and looked at Wan Chaoyang from the bottom of his heart. Chaoyang smiled, and turned his head to look out from the platform. There was a sea of stars in the sky, the splendor of the city in the distance, and the surroundings were surrounded by tranquility and leisure that transcended the world.
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