Pick up an escargot and stew it home

It was obviously summer, but there was a chilly wind blowing in front of him, just like Li Wenyu's current state of mind.

...

"Your Majesty, you really want to live here for a long time! How are you used to living in this small shabby house?"

"I feel fine."

"There's no chef here to cook your favorite dishes, and there's no singer to sing to cheer you up. It's a long night, it's so lonely."

Huai Su suddenly let out a low laugh with unclear intentions, "There are always other interesting things that make me want to stay."

"In a few days, Donghai will invite you to the banquet."

"It's not that you didn't go there instead of me. Don't talk about such small things in front of me."

"My lord, the river cannot live without an owner for a day..."

Huai Sulan said, "You handled things well in the past, don't be modest, do it well."

"Emperor, I..."

"Crap."

The older voice suddenly died away.

Li Mingyu narrowed his eyes slightly, and found that the person on the white lamb blanket was still reclined.

His gorgeous black hair was loose, his moon-white skirt was half-tightened, his eyes were half-closed, and he was indescribably lazy.

"woke up?"

Hearing this, Li Mingyu continued to close his eyes tightly, even his eyelashes trembling slightly.

"Eel, look at how interesting this place is, and there are people who like to play dead."

Li Wenyu's heart skipped a beat, and then slightly cool fingers pinched his earlobe, not too hard.

Li Wenyu got up, covering the back of his head in embarrassment, and said with a smile, "I just had a nightmare. I dreamed of a big snail. Haha, I was timid and fainted. I went to the wrong yard, so I'll bother you, so I'll go first." One step away."

If he doesn't run away at this time, he is just a goose!

"Hmm." Huai Su calmly took a sip of tea and said, "Where are you going, your home is right here."

Li Wenyu said dryly, "You can't say that, there is such a coquettish man from my house."

When Huai Su heard this, she folded her arms and half closed her eyes, with a smile on her lips, but Gu's gloominess really gave people goosebumps.

Li Wenyu was gloomy in his heart, and whispered to himself, "Big brother, those who know the current affairs are the best!"

The night breeze is cool, and the sky is brightly outlined by a touch of the moon.Li Wenyu stepped on a piece of dead wood, making a "creaking" sound.Not long after, a pair of shoes appeared in his sight, he raised his head, and saw Master Huang standing in front of him.

Master Huang held the rabbit pen and bowed to Li Wenyu, "It's cold outside, why don't you stay indoors, sir."

Li Wenyu was dying, "I haven't adapted to what my family has become like this for a while."

Master Huang smiled and said, "If you want to tell the officials, sir and my emperor are also destined. My emperor was able to escape the catastrophe thanks to Mr.'s help. After today, I will ask you to take care of my emperor."

Li Wenyu shook his head sadly, "Master Huang, for the sake of saving your royal family, please mention me a few more words. If I run away now, what will he do?"

"It's hard to talk about it. No one can figure out my emperor's temperament." Mr. Huang said, "But there is one thing that I can share with my husband. The emperor has a younger brother who lives in the river next door. A few years ago She also fell in love with a girl and kidnapped her as a queen. At first, the girl wanted to die, but later she saw that the River Palace was not bad, so she stayed. But the girl later saw a boy from the same village in the river. The feeling of love became more and more uncontrollable, so I poured some jewels in the Hehuang Palace, and eloped with the young man."

"Naked green hat."

"That's why Emperor Liang took that girl back. He originally treated her well, but after he got back, he directly sucked her vitality and turned into a withered corpse, scaring that young man too much."

"Although it's a bit extreme, cheating is really not a good thing." Li Wenyu sighed lightly, "However, this also shows that everything is voluntary. At the beginning, that girl didn't want to be with the Emperor Liang."

"That's exactly what you said, sir."

"So, I have to cut through the mess quickly, or send your family emperor back as soon as possible. My small temple really can't accommodate this big Buddha."

"Well, I advise you not to do this, sir." Master Huang pointed in the direction of the room with a rabbit hair pen, "My emperor's temper is much weirder than that of Emperor Liang. If you know that you are thinking about it now, I'm afraid sir His life is not long."

"I don't think he's such an unreasonable person."

"Whether anything makes sense or not is up to the emperor. A few days ago, a shrimp made a mistake, and he threw people into the pot to make oily shrimp. A few days ago, he provoked him in other rivers. Huang was knocked out with a punch, and asked the chef to make a dish of sweet-scented osmanthus fish with pine nuts. The grandchildren have taken a lot of captives, one by one every day." Mr. Huang frowned and was still thinking, "There are still..."

Li Wenyu said before he finished speaking, "Actually, I think the emperor can keep my small shabby house. It's really flourishing. The emperor can do whatever he wants, and I will try my best to meet the emperor's requirements."

Master Huang showed a faint smile, which always made people feel a greasy feeling.

Li Wenyu couldn't hold back, and asked a little more, "What is Master Huang's original body?"

"Eel."

Li Wenyu suddenly realized, and said that every time he saw Master Huang, he always had a greasy feeling.

Suddenly, the sky began to rain, and Li Wenyu moved his toes under the eaves, and saw Master Huang turned into a field eel in a blink of an eye, twisting and swimming away on the slippery ground.

Li Wenyu leaned against the door, a sense of helplessness welled up spontaneously. It was really helpless to ask him to meet a demon even if he encountered a time-traveling stalker.

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