Pick up an escargot and stew it home

In Taoyuan Town, Li Wenyu was hiding in his hut and writing quickly: Ximen Qing deliberately brushed the table and knocked off a chopstick.But it was also a marriage match, and the chopsticks just fell under Jinlian's skirt... So Ximenqing couldn't help but hug Pan Jinlian to the queen mother's bed, undressed and took off her belt, and slept together.

But see: mandarin ducks cross necks and play in the water, and phoenixes wear flowers with their heads together.Xizizi connects Li Zhisheng, sweet and sweet, united and united... Li Wenyu is writing vigorously, when someone outside the house shouts, "Li Xiucai, go to the ground."

Li Wenyu put down his pen, thinking in his heart, the article written today, if sold in the Lifetime Painting and Calligraphy Store, it is estimated to be a bestseller again, tsk tsk tsk, a lot of money.

This is the second year of Li Wenyu's time travel, he really didn't expect that one day he would meet the time traveler.

In this old Li's family, his father and mother passed away early, leaving only his grandma to live with the original owner.

It's a pity that the sky didn't come true. Not long ago, even grandma burped.Only the original owner was left, a poor scholar, who couldn't hold back his shoulders, could only read a few broken poems all day long, and didn't even pass the county exam.Poor grandma, she is still earning a little money by doing embroidery with her embroidered handkerchief at a very old age.I am talking about death, my poor grandson, what should I do!

In fact, Li Wenyu himself was not much better, and he couldn't do this kind of heavy work. When he first came to Taoyuan Town, his eyes were so hungry that he was dizzy, so he could only steal sweet potatoes from the fields in the middle of the night.After eating sweet potatoes for a few days, I almost collapsed.

Fortunately, he went to the town later and made a living by writing pornographic jokes for bookstores, and he really made a lot of money in the end.The money allowed him to buy back two cattle in the town.This was incredible, he suddenly became the richest man in the village, and everyone came to rent cattle from him.

The rent is also varied. Those who are rich will be given some silver taels, those who have no money will be bartered, some meat will be given away, and those who are not good will contribute to reclaim the few acres of Susukida left by his father who died early. up.

The funniest thing is that ever since he had a cow, there were still people who told him he was dear.

"Is there any girl you like?"

"Do you like the little Yingchun from Aunt Zhang's family? She can embroider satin."

"Yingchun is not as good as my family's Qiaoqiao. My family's Qiaoqiao still knows a few words. What is it like to be together with Li Xiucai? What is that called? Oh oh oh, it's just reciting poems right."

"......"

Li Wenyu glanced out of the corner of his eyes, and happened to see Wang Yuanwai's carriage passing by the door. It was the young lady of the Wang family who was going back to town.

He darkened his eyes, he didn't like Xiao Yingchun, and he didn't like Qiaoqiao either. The person he liked was Wang Yanran, Miss Wang's family.

Li Wenyu especially remembers that day when he went to the Lifetime Painting and Calligraphy Store and was negotiating the price with the boss. When it was time to hand in the paintings, he saw a woman entering the shop with a smile. She was wearing a pink short skirt and long skirt. Mountain streams and clear springs.

The woman raised her finger and pointed to the row of stones, her sleeves fell down, revealing a pink and white wrist, "Shopkeeper, what kind of stones can be used for seals?" The voice was like a clear spring, dripping on Li Wenyu There was a layer of ripples in his heart.

"Yes, yes, the newly arrived Qingtian Dong is reserved for Ms. Wang." The shopkeeper smiled.

While the two were talking, Li Wenyu dropped the manuscript in his hand to the ground in a daze, and it was scattered when the wind blew.When Miss Wang saw it, Yingying knelt down to help him pick up the papers on the floor, and the little maid beside her also knelt down.

The servant girl followed Wang Yanran and could read a few words. She glanced at the manuscript, blushed, and whispered to Wang Yanran in annoyance, "Miss, this man is a prodigal son. Don't talk to him, and don't help him." He picked up the paper."

These words reached Li Wenyu's ears, it was embarrassing. Although those words were words, the combination was really unsightly.Li Wenyu hurriedly picked up the manuscript on the ground.

Wang Yanran pursed her lips and smiled lightly, and pointed to the maidservant's head, "It's unreasonable." Then she handed the toilet paper to Li Wenyu, and said softly, "Master, keep it, don't waste money." It was a painstaking effort." When he got up, a faint fragrance fell, and he went upstairs to the private room with the shopkeeper.

The maid was still saying, "Miss, that person is obviously not good, and he is right."

Wang Yanran said as she walked, "You haven't seen everything clearly, so how can you draw conclusions easily. Well, today I'm here to see the stone, let's go."

.......

But, Wang Yuanwai's family, how can he be so high-ranking?

When Li Wenyu came back from driving the cattle, it was already dark, and the surrounding air seemed to be stagnant, very hot, and it seemed that there was going to be a heavy rain.There was no star in the dark night, and in a blink of an eye, bean-sized raindrops fell down and hit the leaves, making a huge noise.

It was summer night, and the field was filled with the sound of insects, but there was no sound at all tonight, only the rumbling thunder and the sound of raindrops.The mountains are like giant beasts, and the old trees beside the mountain road are like silent ghosts.Li Wenyu frowned and quickened his pace.Halfway through the journey, he didn't see the road clearly, and suddenly he tripped over something and fell on the road all of a sudden.

He rubbed his knees, looked up under the moonlight, and saw a huge snail lying horizontally in the middle of the road!And it is a large white snail.He really had never seen such a big and beautiful snail in two lifetimes.

Li Wenyu didn't care about the pain in his feet, and struggled to get up from the muddy water, only to hear a loud "bang" and a light fell from the sky.Li Wenyu didn't know if he had read it wrong, but the thunder light was different from the previous one, with a hint of scarlet, a little strange.

Li Wenyu didn't think about it immediately, stretched out his arms to hug the snail, and blocked it in front of him, let alone, the snail was really heavy.It took him all his strength to move the snail in front of him.

Immediately afterwards, he heard a cracking sound, oh, this thunder is really powerful.

He got up, touched his intact body, looked down and saw the big snail, and it really cracked a mark.He patted his chest, but luckily the big snail blocked it.

At this time, the thunder and lightning on the other side of the day became quieter, and the rain also became smaller.

Li Wenyu stretched out his hand, touched the big snail, knocked on the cracked mark accidentally, and then, the original cracked place became a little deeper.

The big snail stretched out a pair of tentacles and squinted at Li Wenyu. The man's hair was long and black, letting the rain fall on his face.His wet hair stuck to his face, making his face more delicate and handsome.Huai Su looked at him without blinking, and saw a drop of water dripping from nose to lips, like a peach blossom in spring.

He let out a "huh" and said flatly, "Ignorant human beings."

Li Wenyu raised his eyes, wondering if he heard the wrong voice in the misty rain.He stretched out his hand, touched the snail, and lifted it onto the ox's back while pulling the ox rope.Suddenly, he heard someone shout weakly, "Hungry..."

Li Wenyu looked at the quiet road all around, his back was a little chilly, he quickly pulled the cow and drove the cow back home.

After walking for a short distance, Li Wenyu suddenly turned around again. /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~ What are you doing, I was so scared that I even went in the wrong direction.

There was silence in the courtyard of Li's house. Li Wenyu returned home, humming and throwing the big snail into the water tank. He took off his wet clothes and changed into other clothes in no hurry. With his white upper body naked, he stretched out his hand Before the case, I lit the candle and started writing jokes again.

In the glowing candlelight, the sound of "gudong, gudong" came from the water tank. If you look carefully, you can see the big snail stretching out its long tentacles and looking intently at a certain white spot.

"Gudong, gudong."

Well, I'm so hungry.

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