The unlucky life of a medical student

After greetings, the three of them took their seats.

Zhong Wuchuan sat between Wu Huang and Xu Guangcheng, and Feng Qi stood behind Zhong Wuchuan like a puppy, sniffing against his neck with his nose, whimpering for no apparent reason.

The Afghan hounds and silver-white tabby cats in the hall also surrounded him and circled Zhong Wuchuan non-stop. One silver-white tabby cat even turned into Zhong Wuchuan's arms and rubbed his head against his palms and body.

Zhong Wuchuan was flattered and said, "Wow, all the cats here are very kind."

"Because anyone who doesn't kiss the master will be thrown into the backyard and refuted."

Feng Qi, who was behind him, was half joking, breathing all over Zhong Wuchuan's ears.

(In the mountain of Zhongqu, there is a beast. Its shape is like a horse with a white body and black tail. It has one horn, tiger teeth and claws, and its sound is like the sound of a drum. Its name is "Bie". It eats tigers and leopards and can defend soldiers.)

Zhong Wuchuan was not used to this ambiguous way of getting close, and it happened that the tabby cat in his arms was trembling because of Feng Qi's approaching, so he said to Xu Guangcheng, "Director Xu, your partner will—"

"go back!"

Xu Guangcheng raised his head and said something coldly.

Feng Qi reluctantly mentioned the shivering white-fronted tiger in Zhong Wuchuan's arms, turned around and left.

Zhong Wuchuan saw that Feng Qiti's cat was walking very fiercely, and couldn't help worrying about the fate of the "kitten", and said to Xu Guangcheng, "Director Xu, did I say something wrong just now? He won't abuse cats to vent his anger!"

"He dare not," Xu Guangcheng said, "He can't do anything without my permission!"

"I can rest assured that."

Zhong Wuchuan breathed out, although he didn't understand what Xu Guangcheng said.

Seeing that Qiongqi, who was in the way, took the white-fronted tiger out to have fun, Wu Huang stopped eating macadamia nuts.

She put down the half-eaten dried fruit and said to Zhong Wuchuan, "Little Zhong, can you take off your clothes?"

"...Take off...Take off...Take off...clothes!"

Zhong Wuchuan showed panic.

He looked at Wu Huang suspiciously: "You won't be... I can warn you, love... children... is... against the law! Even if the object is a fake gentleman like me who looks like a child and is an adult inside, it is also against the law !"

"Xiao Zhong, where do you want to go! I just want to see if your figure is really reduced by the proportion of the ghost mother! By the way, think about the way to restore it! Absolutely don't have any thoughts of breaking the law."

Wu Huang thought, compared with my beautiful and majestic body, no matter whether you are five or 25 years old, you are all the same small and exquisite!

At most, it is the size difference between the tail finger and the thumb!

Besides, even if I have the idea of ​​breaking the law and committing a crime, what can your human laws do to me!

"But……"

Zhong Wuchuan still hesitated.

Xu Guangcheng pulled La Wuhuang and said in a low voice, "Shall I leave for a while?"

"Leave? Why?"

Xu Guangcheng glanced at Zhong Wuchuan, and then compared himself.

Wu Huang suddenly understood, she said with a smirk, "Old Xu, I really can't see it, you actually..."

"Where do you want to go!"

"Then why did you take the initiative to go out? Is it true? Like the rumors, you are actually—but you can't blame you for this. Who made you born in an era of distorted male aesthetics, and you have been fascinated by it since childhood..."

"I'm not!"

Xu Guangcheng interrupted Wu Huang's words.

If Zhong Wuchuan hadn't been on the scene, he would have even taken out a magic weapon and sent the gossip phoenix to Nirvana in advance.

"Wow! Denying so quickly, there must be something wrong!"

Wu Huang smiled abnormally.

Xu Guangcheng's face turned livid.

Zhong Wuchuan was inexplicable: "Fifth sister, Director Xu, what are you talking about? Why can't I understand a word? Also, do you want clothes—"

"Of course," Wu Huang said nonchalantly, "Director Xu quarreled with me because he is conservative and thinks that the physical examination between the opposite sex is sexual harassment. I hope I can avoid it."

Xu Guangcheng smiled dryly and said, "Physical examinations between opposite sexes are sexual harassment."

"Medicine does not distinguish between men and women. Several of my seniors are now chief surgeons in the Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology, and my senior sister is the head skinner in the Department of Urology and Andrology." Zhong Wuchuan explained solemnly.

"Xiao Zhong, since you think so, why did you act reluctantly and say that this is a crime?"

Wu Huang has always been afraid that the world will not be chaotic, and deliberately brings things to places that make people think too much.

"Because...because..."

Because from the morning, you look at me like a pervert!

Zhong Wuchuan shouted in his heart.

Wu Huang, who "heard" his voice, became even more unhappy.

She glared at Xu Guangcheng, and asked, "Why?"

"Because...because...the seniors and the seniors are all professionals and have professional ethics, but fifth sister, you, you are amateurs..."

Zhong Wuchuan gave a reason that he thought was acceptable.

There was a sneer at the corner of Wu Huang's mouth, and then she said to Xu Guangcheng: "Okay, I'll go out first and let Lao Xu give you a physical examination! Lao Xu, you have to be more honest, don't take advantage of the opportunity..."

"Do you think I'm you!"

Xu Guangcheng snorted coldly.

Wu Huang went out.

Zhong Wuchuan let out a long sigh of relief, and while taking off his cow clothes, he asked, "Do you want to lie on the sofa?"

In his opinion, the security director with a paralyzed face is obviously much easier to deal with than the human resources director of the carnivore department.

Xu Guangcheng glanced at Zhong Wuchuan and said, "No need."

He walked up to Zhong Wuchuan, took off the cow jacket, put it on the tea table, stopped Zhong Wuchuan from taking off his underpants, and said, "That's enough."

"you sure?"

Xu Guangcheng nodded.

He knelt on the ground with one knee, grabbed Zhong Wuchuan's shoulder, and checked the condition of his bones.

"Ghost mother actually shrunk you into a child, and this shoulder bone is at most eight years old...it may even be a little younger..."

"Director Xu, have you ever opened your hand, how can you tell that my current bone age is under eight years old by touching it twice?"

Zhong Wuchuan was shocked.

Hospitals can measure bone age, but they need various instruments and equipment, and it is impossible to determine bone age just by pinching the bone twice.

Xu Guangcheng said: "It's just that I have more experience."

After finishing speaking, he let go of the hand grasping the shoulder, and ran down Zhong Wuchuan's arm all the way to his finger, pointing to the unhealed scar at the base of the index finger, and said, "What's going on? ?”

"This..."

Zhong Wuchuan showed a dry smile.

He didn't know how to explain his experience to outsiders.

When Zhong Wuchuan was covering it up with a dry smile, Xu Guangcheng had already passed the test of real energy to determine the condition of Zhong Wuchuan's injury.

He frowned and said, "This finger of yours was once cut off with a blunt instrument. Fortunately, it was reconnected in time, but the nerve rupture was severe..."

"Well, in an accident half a year ago, the finger was chopped off by the patient's family member. Fortunately, it was picked up in time and no disability was left. It's just that when holding chopsticks, the hands will habitually shake and slip."

"Do you hate him? He cut off your finger and ruined your career as a doctor?"

Xu Guangcheng lightly scratched Zhong Wuchuan's scar with his fingertips to test the degree of nerve damage.

Zhong Wuchuan, who didn't feel Xu Guangcheng's scratching, said cheerfully on purpose: "Why do you hate? The profession of a doctor is inherently despicable. He specializes in stealing what God likes and disrupting the balance of life and death. He will inevitably have to pay a price."

"Your thinking is very..."

Xu Guangcheng has practiced Taoism for thousands of years, and this is the first time he heard such a statement.

"I know my thoughts are weird, but how should I think if I don't think so? Do you want me to believe that God has no eyes and people who do good deeds will not be rewarded?"

"That was not what I meant."

Xu Guangcheng intensified the infusion of vitality, but Zhong Wuchuan's index finger still did not respond.

So he took the initiative to ask: "Is your index finger insensitive to most external stimuli?"

"Well, the nerve damage is serious. One week after the operation, the entire index finger didn't feel. It's much better now, at least it responds to the burning of the needle." Zhong Wuchuan said shyly, "Occasionally there will be something like The residual limb pain like burning iron will gradually disappear after the self-repair of the nerve at the fracture site is completed."

(Remnant limb pain: Pain at the stump of a severed limb, which often occurs after the wound has healed, is mostly neuropathic pain, with an incidence rate of about 60%, with various pain types, such as electric shock, cutting, tearing or burn wait.)

Xu Guangcheng has experienced the dilemma of broken limbs more than once during his long years of cultivation, but because the monks' ability to bear pain and repair is different from ordinary people, he has never tasted the pain of stump limbs. Hearing Zhong Wuchuan's words, Inevitably surprised, he said, "Then it's difficult for you to dress and eat everyday? Also, how do you usually type and play games..."

"It's just a broken finger, it won't affect dressing and eating, at most it's a bit inconvenient," Zhong Wuchuan said shyly, "As for typing and playing games...now the mainstream is voice input and typing, and mobile games only need big A quick thumb will do."

"You're really optimistic."

Xu Guangcheng stood up and poured himself a glass of wine.

Zhong Wuchuan became more and more embarrassed, and said, "Don't praise me like that. Compared with those people who have their entire hands amputated and can still dress, brush their teeth and make quilts by themselves, my optimism is nothing at all."

"But the person who appeared in front of me was you."

After Xu Guangcheng finished drinking, he rolled up his sleeves and said to Zhong Wuchuan, "Can you turn over and lie on the sofa by yourself?"

"Check the spine?"

Zhong Wuchuan rolled over cooperatively, resting his head on the pillow, and the shoulder blades called butterfly bones were clearly visible under the skin.

The clear and fat-free back and the butterfly bone that induces people's desire to touch are the dreams of every woman who wears a backless dress.

It's a pity that Xu Guangcheng, who checked Zhong Wuchuan's spine, didn't care about fashion for many years. He didn't realize that the little doctor had a pair of perfect butterfly bones. He only noticed that Zhong Wuchuan's current body is a bit too thin compared to a child of this bone age. However, the spine, shoulder blades And so on bones and surrounding nerves and muscles—

"Your body is trying to recover, but because your nutrition can't keep up, you will have a long period of time...extraordinarily weak and slender..." Xu Guangcheng explained to Zhong Wuchuan in as modern a language as possible, "Simply put, the body The speed of nutrient intake, the speed of cell division and metabolism... is far behind the divine consciousness..."

"Is this a good thing or a bad thing?" Zhong Wuchuan asked.

Xu Guangcheng thought for a while and said, "It's not entirely a bad thing. The recovery ability of children is several times that of adults. The wound on your finger may recover better because of this accident... It's a blessing in disguise!"