The unlucky life of a medical student

Forced to be helpless, Zhong Wuchuan could only carry Nina back to the room, and Wu Huang also followed.

In her words, "It's not that I don't believe in your character, but it's more appropriate for women to do things for women."

Zhong Wuchuan originally wanted to give Nina to Wu Huang, so Wu Huang followed him to his room, and he was happy to see it succeed.

After entering the room, Wu Huang glanced at the big lion lying on the ground playing with his mobile phone, and sneered: "Thank you for the souvenir!"

"You're welcome, it's what I should do."

Di Jun yawned lazily, with his mouth open, swallowing a human head would be no problem.

Zhong Wuchuan put the puppy Nina on the sofa and said, "Fifth sister, there is blood on her skirt and socks, please help her change."

"No problem, as long as this puppy doesn't bite people."

Obviously, Wu Huangji resented Nina for scolding and biting her just now.

Zhong Wuchuan hurriedly half-kneeled on the ground to coax the little milk dog, who was very happy to be coaxed by him, nodded repeatedly, and looked at Wu Huang more kindly.

Seeing that Nina no longer targeted her, Wu Huang took out a child-sized nightgown from the space, and said to Zhong Wuchuan and Di Jun, "You guys go out first, and I will change her clothes."

"Okay, please trouble Fifth Sister."

After Zhong Wuchuan finished speaking, he dragged Di Jun out.

Di Jun was naturally dissatisfied, and his sharp claws left deep scratches on the blanket and tiles.

When they finally came out, the tenants on the entire floor were woken up by them.

"In the middle of the night...and keep people from sleeping!"

Some guy opened the door, swearing.

But when he saw that it was Di Jun's big lion that made the noise, and that Di Jun was forcefully dragged out of the room by Zhong Wuchuan, he immediately rolled his eyes and said, "I must be sleepwalking." , Close the door with a "boom" and go back to the room.

Most of the other tenants also had the same attitude. Only Di Ku and Xu Guangcheng didn't close the door after opening it, but stayed in the corridor with great interest.

For some reason, when they were sizing him up from left to right, Zhong Wuchuan felt that the atmosphere was a bit subtle.

Di Jun, who was dragged out by his hind legs, was still crazily scratching the ground with his paws, shaking his head and struggling desperately, with a look of preferring death to surrender.

A subtle embarrassment wafted in the air.

Finally, Xu Guangcheng couldn't stand it anymore, and said to Di Ku, "Can I send this idiot to a Brazilian barbecue restaurant?"

"The Brazilian barbecue restaurant may not be willing to accept him, so give him to my room."

Di Ku walked up to Di Jun, and patted his big head: "Stop pretending, come with me!"

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."

Di Jun covered his face with two big paws, looking cute and exasperating.

Di Ku didn't care if it was a cat or a heavenly emperor, he slid his hand down its head to the back of its neck, and lifted it hard!

Immediately—

The big lion froze.

Di Ku dragged Di Jun back to his room.

Zhong Wuchuan was dumbfounded.

Xu Guangcheng said: "The next time you encounter this kind of situation, you can lift the nape of his neck, that is his Achilles' heel."

"I hope there will never be a next time." Zhong Wuchuan muttered.

Xu Guangcheng said: "By the way, what happened just now? Why was it in your room and you dragged it out?"

"I don't know what's going on, I saw it when I opened the door," Zhong Wuchuan murmured, "It's fine if you are sloppy, and brought back a puppy from somewhere else!"

"Puppy?"

Xu Guangcheng was surprised.

Zhong Wuchuan hastily explained: "Actually, it's not a pup. It's a puppy that looks like a loli but is actually a wolf. It's name is Nina. Di Jun said that Nina was given to him by a dying woman. The wolf clan that Nina belonged to was slaughtered by the Templars, and Nina is the last child of that wolf clan. I saw blood on Nina’s skirt and socks, but I don’t know if Di Jun’s words are true or not.”

"Wolves... Templars..."

Xu Guangcheng thought for a while, and then said to Zhong Wuchuan: "Where is Nina now? Let me see!"

"In the room," Zhong Wuchuan pointed to the half-covered door, "she is a girl after all, I invite Fifth Sister to come to my room to change her clothes."

"Fifth Sister is in your room..."

Xu Guangcheng's voice was full of subtle flavors.

Zhong Wuchuan felt guilty inexplicably, and was about to say, "We are innocent, and I would not dare to date Fifth Sister even if I was killed", when Wu Huangzhong's angry voice suddenly sounded from behind the door: "Zhong Wuchuan, what are you doing?" I get out!"

Zhong Wuchuan didn't dare to neglect, and hurried into the house.

Xu Guangcheng also followed in.

On the sofa, Nina had already changed into a lovely linen lace nightgown. Seeing Zhong Wuchuan enter the room, she immediately showed a sweet smile, and her tail dragging on the ground shook as if sweeping the floor: "Mommy! Mommy!"

Zhong Wuchuan's soul was hit by the arrow of cuteness again.

If it wasn't for Xu Guangcheng behind him, he would have ignored the fact that the other party was calling "Mommy" at this time, opened his arms, squatted on the ground, and let her throw himself into his arms.

Compared to Nina's cuteness, Wu Huang's complexion is stinky.

She angrily said to Zhong Wuchuan: "Where did you pick up this stinky dog! Throw it back to me immediately!"

"Why? Fifth Sister?" Zhong Wuchuan was bewildered.

He didn't understand why Wu Huang was so angry, but he noticed that little Nina was so frightened that the poor little Lolita was hugging his leg tightly, her watery eyes kept blinking, and tears might fall down at any time .

"Why? Hehe!"

Wu Huang rolled up her sleeves, revealing three blood-red paw prints, and said, "Did you see it!"

"It's normal for small animals to overreact when they come to an unfamiliar environment."

Zhong Wuchuan defends Nina.

However, Xu Guangcheng said to Zhong Wuchuan after seeing the scars on Wu Huang's arm, "Fifth Sister means that this puppy is not simple, it can actually scratch her hand."

"Is Fifth Sister hard to get hurt?"

Zhong Wuchuan was surprised.

Xu Guangcheng said: "Fifth Sister's body is a phoenix. The phoenix is ​​born with the ability to control the two invisible elements of wind and flame. How can an invisible thing be injured?"

"But Nina is still so young, how could she..."

Xu Guangcheng's explanation made Zhong Wuchuan realize the seriousness of the problem, but seeing Nina's trembling pitiful appearance, he couldn't be cruel.

"Throw away this puppy immediately!" Wu Huang said, "It's not as pitiful and helpless as you think!"

"Fifth Sister..."

Zhong Wuchuan was very contradictory.

He looked at Xu Guangcheng for help, hoping that he could give him an idea.

Xu Guangcheng said: "It depends on you very much, if you want to keep it, then keep it."

"But... Fifth Sister's hand..."

Zhong Wuchuan worried that his momentary kindness would harm the innocent.

Seeing that Zhong Wuchuan was unwilling to throw Nina away, Wu Huang added another bargaining chip.

"It's not a little loli, it's a boy!" She said, "When I changed the dress for it, I found out that it was actually a boy, and I got scratched."

"what?!"

Zhong Wuchuan was really shocked this time.

He looked at Nina with big watery eyes, soft face and golden curly hair in disbelief, and a famous saying crossed his mind: so cute must be a boy.

……

In the end, Nina was left behind.

Not because it is a boy, or because it looks cute, but because it was brought back by Di Jun and given to Zhong Wuchuan.

Although Di Jun is mentally handicapped and mentally retarded, but he has been able to live freely from ancient times to the present, which has its own strengths.

It gave Nina to Zhong Wuchuan, and it naturally had its reasons.

Besides—

Nina looks really super cute, so cute that people can eat three bowls of rice just looking at it!

……

……

The next morning, Joan of Arc and Jill came to the hotel to take everyone to the venue. Zhong Wuchuan thought twice and brought Nina into the car.

Joan of Arc and Jill didn't have any doubts about this cute loli who suddenly appeared. After yesterday's commotion, they are now keeping a respectful distance from this car of strange beasts, and just beg them not to find fault again.

When he arrived at the circular conference hall, Zhong Wuchuan sat in the last row with Nina in his arms, perfectly implementing the university classroom seating style of "good students arrange classes, and poor students make up for it in the back row".

For some unknown reason, Xu Guangcheng also sat in the last row, and after taking his seat, he began to calmly close his eyes and meditate.

Brother Di Ku and Di Jun chose to sit in the first row of La Feng.

In the same way, Wu Huang and Liu Xiangze.

At ten o'clock in the morning, the Asia-Africa-Europe Monster Exchange Summit officially started.

The first to speak on stage was an Egyptian mummy.

It has at least one hundred catties of gold ornaments on its body, an Egyptian crown that is bigger than its head, more than a dozen thick Egyptian-style necklaces around its neck, and gold rings on all ten fingers. When walking, the bandages on its body The wind swayed, accompanied by the tinkling sound of gold, which made people worry that it would fall apart halfway.

After taking the stage, the mummy began to give speeches, full of empty words, which made Zhong Wuchuan doze off. All the cool yearning for the mummy caused by the movie "The Mummy" disappeared with the rotten cloth on it, and finally only left with--

Why isn't this finished yet!

Didn't you see that everyone started to doze off?

Zhong Wuchuan couldn't help pushing Xu Guangcheng, and asked, "This is..."

"In the history of Egypt, Ramesses II is the king who is the most flattered about himself, and who can brag about winning battles even when he loses." Xu Guangcheng said, "Do you think he is very good at bragging?"

"Very capable! It's just..."

"And now he is a mummy, he won't be thirsty, and he doesn't need to take a breath."

Xu Guangcheng sighed, and said, "Let's wait for two hours first. This guy's speech always starts at three hours, and there is no upper limit."

"……ox!"

Zhong Wuchuan was convinced.

The author has something to say:

After reading the biography of YSL (Yves Saint Laurent) these days, I couldn’t help but express my deep admiration and sympathy to his partner PB (Pierre Berg) children’s shoes, who could endure such a terrible giant baby + mental illness (YSL suffers from bipolar disorder, which is a severe mental illness) For 50 years (from meeting in 1957 until YSL died of cancer in 2008)...

For 50 years, he took care of YSL’s business and took care of giant babies with almost zero self-care ability (if the water pipe at home was broken, YSL would call PB and ask him to return to Paris from New York immediately. Send the bill to PB, if the light bulb is broken, wait for PB to go home and change it), when YSL lives with others, PB just moves to the next door to YSL’s house, and will be there forever, and will be a spare tire for a lifetime until YSL’s life It was only in the last few years that it was successfully converted.

After YSL's death, he crazily beautified YSL's life in the biographical film he made for YSL, and asked the actor to say "I (YSL) loves him (a man that YSL snatched from Lafayette Karl), but you (PB) It’s the love of my life.” Such sour words~

By the way, there is an intriguing detail in another director’s relatively realistic biographical film for YSL, YSL attended a gay party alone, the other party asked him what his name was, and he gave PB’s name (… )

Probably in the eyes of those who are familiar with YSL’s life, PB is also the most special existence for YSL, forever lover, partner, nanny, father, and occasionally part-time mother...