The unlucky life of a medical student
Chapter 63
While speaking, Di Jun rolled on the ground, turning from a lion into a handsome man.
Like his twin brother Di Ku, the human man transformed by Di Jun also has a perfect face comparable to CG modeling, but compared to Di Ku's elite aura, Di Jun's face is full of—
I'm stupid, I'm proud, hit me if you have an opinion!
He stood up from the ground, smoothed his long hair down to his waist, and showed a smile that he thought was inverting all living beings: Ignorant mortals, kneel before this king's gorgeous and unparalleled face!
Zhong Wuchuan frowned, and said to Xu Guangcheng: "Do you think I should tell him that after becoming a human, he must wear clothes?"
"This one……"
Xu Guangcheng patted his forehead in a rare way, and said, "It's best not to, his brain is not working."
"But he looks like this..."
Although the face and figure are as perfect as modeling, it really hinders the weathering!
It just so happened that the courier came to deliver the four-piece bedding set he ordered yesterday. Zhong Wuchuan opened the door, took the courier, immediately opened the courier bag, took out the striped bed sheet, and brought it to Di Jun: "Take it—— "
"what is this?"
Di Jun tilted his head and asked.
Zhong Wuchuan was annoyed and amused by the cute and silly expressions of the big cats. He shook off the bed sheet patiently, put it on Di Jun, and said, "It looks much better this way!"
"What's so much better?! This king's body doesn't have any blemishes, it's your honor to show it to you! You actually want this king to wear this... what kind of thing..."
Di Jun was very uncomfortable.
At this time, Zhong Wuchuan also vaguely sensed the temper of the big lion, and said comfortingly: "Master Tiandi, your body is so perfect, how can you show it to mortals casually? This will cause people to misunderstand, thinking that Lord Tiandi's body is casual. Anyone can see it!"
"You're right, how can this king's body be seen by anyone!"
Di Jun accepted Zhong Wuchuan's "remonstrance", put the bed sheet on his body three times, smoothed his hair, and sat on the sofa.
Zhong Wuchuan looked at his teeth itching.
Sure enough, looking good is taking advantage!
Wrapped in a striped sheet, it would look like he was wearing a well-tailored trench coat, with his long crow-colored hair, a standard CG-modeled face and figure, and a slight smile against the sun——
The male god is nothing more than that!
"I'm going to put his photo on the Internet as my profile picture, and I'm sure I'll be able to fool a large group of idiot fans."
Zhong Wuchuan muttered to himself.
Xu Guangcheng said: "Don't worry, with this guy's brain, even if you find out that you use his photo to deceive fans on the Internet, you will only think that you look really handsome in this photo."
"..."
Zhong Wuchuan felt very embarrassed.
Fortunately, Di Jun's brain is just like what Xu Guangcheng said, it is very difficult to use. He heard the two muttering, and he asked very cooperatively: "Are you going to take pictures of this king? This king likes taking pictures the most! Is this pose good?"
While talking, he tilted his head back slightly, took the initiative to spread the blanket to reveal a small amount of chest muscles, and put one leg across the sofa, posing in a lazy and coquettish pose.
Zhong Wuchuan felt a little overwhelmed.
"Is this guy always so coquettish?" He asked Xu Guangcheng, "I really admire Di Ku for being able to stand this kind of weirdness."
Xu Guangcheng said: "Because you treated him like a human being. In fact, this guy is a big cat at heart. Even if he becomes a human, he is still a cat."
"Oh."
After listening to Xu Guangcheng's warning, Zhong Wuchuan imagined Di Jun's provocative posture as a big cat lying on the sofa lazily, and suddenly felt much more natural.
Di Jun felt uncomfortable.
He tilted his head and said, "Didn't you say that you want to take pictures of me! Why haven't you brought out your camera yet! Don't you know how hard it is for me to pose like this?"
"sorry Sorry!"
Zhong Wuchuan apologized again and again.
Di Jun said: "Then why don't you hurry up and take pictures of this king!"
"Yes Yes Yes!"
Zhong Wuchuan took out his mobile phone and clicked up and down at Dijun.
Di Jun enjoyed the feeling of the shutter flashing very much. With the sound of Zhong Wuchuan's mobile phone, he constantly adjusted his posture, showing an intoxicated expression.
Zhong Wuchuan took pictures around Di Jun for a full half an hour, and this ancient emperor with a deep mind was finally satisfied.
Sitting straight on the sofa, he said to Zhong Wuchuan: "Are you that stupid human who was specially recruited by this king's stupid brother to Shanhai Pet Center as a public pet?"
You are the idiot, and your whole family are idiots!
Zhong Wuchuan gritted his teeth in his heart, but said with a smile: "Master Tiandi is so powerful."
"Of course this king is very powerful!"
Di Jun showed a foolish smile that was all about me, raised his legs, and said, "I heard that you want to go to Paris to participate in the Asia-Africa-Europe Monster Exchange Summit?"
"Old Xu said he would take me to see the world."
Zhong Wuchuan lightly handed over the dominance to Xu Guangcheng.
Di Jun looked at Xu Guangcheng.
Xu Guangcheng said, "You can go, but we can't?"
"That's right, it's not always possible to get something like public travel."
Di Jun shook his hair and said, "With you guys by my side, my trip to Paris will definitely not be lonely."
Then, he rolled over and turned into a chubby lion cub.
Seeing the cute and clumsy look of the fat baby lion, which is only slightly bigger than a domestic cat, scratching and crawling on the striped sheets, Zhong Wuchuan suddenly felt that its main body, Di Jun, who had suffered from a secondary illness, was much more pleasing to the eye.
So, he said to Xu Guangcheng: "Old Xu, please go to the pet store on West Street to buy a cat litter box and three catties of cat litter?!"
This time, before Xu Guangcheng could speak, Di Jun had already uttered "Meow? Meow? Meow?"
Qi Ling was even more vicious, looking at the two cat bells of Di Jun who had turned into a milk lion, he said with a smirk, "I'll go, and drop by the pet hospital to make an appointment for a neutering operation for it!"
……
……
A week later—
In the waiting hall, Zhong Wuchuan couldn't help but look outside excitedly.
"Old Xu, when will our plane take off? Also, aren't you a criminal? How can you buy a plane ticket and apply for a visa?"
"There are also many types of black households," Xu Guangcheng said, "Illegal households like me belong to the category of black households, except that they can't have too much contact with ordinary people, and it doesn't matter what they do."
"So you're a confidential person..."
Zhong Wuchuan muttered, suddenly heard a commotion in front of him, looked up, and saw the group of rioters from Shanhai Pet Center.
Alien beasts are born with facial features, and after transforming into human forms, this habit is brought into full play. A large group of "human beings" come, all of them are tall and handsome, the males are tall and handsome, and the females are graceful and beautiful. The waiting hall has become a red carpet show scene.
Some passengers took out their mobile phones and started recording videos, while others looked around to find hidden cameras.
Zhong Wuchuan quickly picked up a magazine to cover his face.
The man and woman leading the team were his old acquaintances: Di Ku and Wu Huang.
however--
As the saying goes, what to be afraid of, what to come.
When Di Ku arrived at the waiting hall, he glanced casually, and saw Zhong Wuchuan who wanted to hide himself in the dust.
So he ran up to Zhong Wuchuan and Xu Guangcheng with a lot of handsome men and beautiful women, and said, "Why are you here so early! There are still 10 minutes before the ticket check!"
"Fortunately, you also know that it is only 10 minutes away from the ticket inspection..."
Zhong Wuchuan made a weak voice.
Wu Huang sat beside Zhong Wuchuan and said, "Little Zhong, have you read the speech written by Old Xu?"
"What speech?"
Zhong Wuchuan was confused and looked at Xu Guangcheng.
Xu Guangcheng said, "Don't listen to her nonsense!"
Wu Huang said with a smirk: "Look at what you said, it seems like I can eat people! Old Xu, you told me yesterday that you planned to let Xiao Zhong speak on stage, and the speech was written. Why is Xiao Zhong now Acting like you don’t know how to give a speech at all?”
"Don't mess around." Xu Guangcheng said, "The agenda and the order of speeches for the monster exchange summit are pre-arranged! Even if I have this thought, I can't get him a chance to speak temporarily."
"Tch, who are you kidding!"
Wu Huang turned and left.
Di Jun, who is not only thick-skinned but also a big idiot, appeared next to Zhong Wuchuan, holding a cat teasing stick in his hand, and said, "Little Zhong, play with me..."
"This is a public place! Don't always do such misleading things!"
Zhong Wuchuan reminded Di Jun: "Also, which eye of yours can see that I am willing to play cat teaser with you?"
"Don't you humans all like cats very much, as long as the video with cats has super high clicks?"
Di Jun was wronged.
He felt that Zhong Wuchuan's behavior had hurt his heart.
Zhong Wuchuan had no choice but to take the cat teaser and said, "I can play with you, but don't you think this cat teaser is a bit too small compared to your current human body size?"
"This problem is easy to solve!"
As soon as Di Jun turned around, he turned himself into a cute little lion, looking at Zhong Wuchuan with innocent eyes: Hurry up and play with me!
Zhong Wuchuan's headache got worse!
Brother Dijun, you exposed the body of an endangered top carnivore in a public place like the waiting hall, do you want me to be taken by the customs for questioning or...
"Don't be stupid here," Xu Guangcheng said to Di Jun, "You will prevent everyone from getting on the plane on time or even on the plane, so they can only fly to France to participate in the event without permission!"
"No! I don't want to listen to you!"
Di Jun began to play a rogue, lying on the ground, turning over to reveal his round belly.
Zhong Wuchuan can only play stupid games with it, to appease this ancient emperor whose self-esteem and IQ are no different from those of a child.
Xu Guangcheng looked at Di Ku: "You owe me another favor."
Di Ku said: "... profiteer!"
Like his twin brother Di Ku, the human man transformed by Di Jun also has a perfect face comparable to CG modeling, but compared to Di Ku's elite aura, Di Jun's face is full of—
I'm stupid, I'm proud, hit me if you have an opinion!
He stood up from the ground, smoothed his long hair down to his waist, and showed a smile that he thought was inverting all living beings: Ignorant mortals, kneel before this king's gorgeous and unparalleled face!
Zhong Wuchuan frowned, and said to Xu Guangcheng: "Do you think I should tell him that after becoming a human, he must wear clothes?"
"This one……"
Xu Guangcheng patted his forehead in a rare way, and said, "It's best not to, his brain is not working."
"But he looks like this..."
Although the face and figure are as perfect as modeling, it really hinders the weathering!
It just so happened that the courier came to deliver the four-piece bedding set he ordered yesterday. Zhong Wuchuan opened the door, took the courier, immediately opened the courier bag, took out the striped bed sheet, and brought it to Di Jun: "Take it—— "
"what is this?"
Di Jun tilted his head and asked.
Zhong Wuchuan was annoyed and amused by the cute and silly expressions of the big cats. He shook off the bed sheet patiently, put it on Di Jun, and said, "It looks much better this way!"
"What's so much better?! This king's body doesn't have any blemishes, it's your honor to show it to you! You actually want this king to wear this... what kind of thing..."
Di Jun was very uncomfortable.
At this time, Zhong Wuchuan also vaguely sensed the temper of the big lion, and said comfortingly: "Master Tiandi, your body is so perfect, how can you show it to mortals casually? This will cause people to misunderstand, thinking that Lord Tiandi's body is casual. Anyone can see it!"
"You're right, how can this king's body be seen by anyone!"
Di Jun accepted Zhong Wuchuan's "remonstrance", put the bed sheet on his body three times, smoothed his hair, and sat on the sofa.
Zhong Wuchuan looked at his teeth itching.
Sure enough, looking good is taking advantage!
Wrapped in a striped sheet, it would look like he was wearing a well-tailored trench coat, with his long crow-colored hair, a standard CG-modeled face and figure, and a slight smile against the sun——
The male god is nothing more than that!
"I'm going to put his photo on the Internet as my profile picture, and I'm sure I'll be able to fool a large group of idiot fans."
Zhong Wuchuan muttered to himself.
Xu Guangcheng said: "Don't worry, with this guy's brain, even if you find out that you use his photo to deceive fans on the Internet, you will only think that you look really handsome in this photo."
"..."
Zhong Wuchuan felt very embarrassed.
Fortunately, Di Jun's brain is just like what Xu Guangcheng said, it is very difficult to use. He heard the two muttering, and he asked very cooperatively: "Are you going to take pictures of this king? This king likes taking pictures the most! Is this pose good?"
While talking, he tilted his head back slightly, took the initiative to spread the blanket to reveal a small amount of chest muscles, and put one leg across the sofa, posing in a lazy and coquettish pose.
Zhong Wuchuan felt a little overwhelmed.
"Is this guy always so coquettish?" He asked Xu Guangcheng, "I really admire Di Ku for being able to stand this kind of weirdness."
Xu Guangcheng said: "Because you treated him like a human being. In fact, this guy is a big cat at heart. Even if he becomes a human, he is still a cat."
"Oh."
After listening to Xu Guangcheng's warning, Zhong Wuchuan imagined Di Jun's provocative posture as a big cat lying on the sofa lazily, and suddenly felt much more natural.
Di Jun felt uncomfortable.
He tilted his head and said, "Didn't you say that you want to take pictures of me! Why haven't you brought out your camera yet! Don't you know how hard it is for me to pose like this?"
"sorry Sorry!"
Zhong Wuchuan apologized again and again.
Di Jun said: "Then why don't you hurry up and take pictures of this king!"
"Yes Yes Yes!"
Zhong Wuchuan took out his mobile phone and clicked up and down at Dijun.
Di Jun enjoyed the feeling of the shutter flashing very much. With the sound of Zhong Wuchuan's mobile phone, he constantly adjusted his posture, showing an intoxicated expression.
Zhong Wuchuan took pictures around Di Jun for a full half an hour, and this ancient emperor with a deep mind was finally satisfied.
Sitting straight on the sofa, he said to Zhong Wuchuan: "Are you that stupid human who was specially recruited by this king's stupid brother to Shanhai Pet Center as a public pet?"
You are the idiot, and your whole family are idiots!
Zhong Wuchuan gritted his teeth in his heart, but said with a smile: "Master Tiandi is so powerful."
"Of course this king is very powerful!"
Di Jun showed a foolish smile that was all about me, raised his legs, and said, "I heard that you want to go to Paris to participate in the Asia-Africa-Europe Monster Exchange Summit?"
"Old Xu said he would take me to see the world."
Zhong Wuchuan lightly handed over the dominance to Xu Guangcheng.
Di Jun looked at Xu Guangcheng.
Xu Guangcheng said, "You can go, but we can't?"
"That's right, it's not always possible to get something like public travel."
Di Jun shook his hair and said, "With you guys by my side, my trip to Paris will definitely not be lonely."
Then, he rolled over and turned into a chubby lion cub.
Seeing the cute and clumsy look of the fat baby lion, which is only slightly bigger than a domestic cat, scratching and crawling on the striped sheets, Zhong Wuchuan suddenly felt that its main body, Di Jun, who had suffered from a secondary illness, was much more pleasing to the eye.
So, he said to Xu Guangcheng: "Old Xu, please go to the pet store on West Street to buy a cat litter box and three catties of cat litter?!"
This time, before Xu Guangcheng could speak, Di Jun had already uttered "Meow? Meow? Meow?"
Qi Ling was even more vicious, looking at the two cat bells of Di Jun who had turned into a milk lion, he said with a smirk, "I'll go, and drop by the pet hospital to make an appointment for a neutering operation for it!"
……
……
A week later—
In the waiting hall, Zhong Wuchuan couldn't help but look outside excitedly.
"Old Xu, when will our plane take off? Also, aren't you a criminal? How can you buy a plane ticket and apply for a visa?"
"There are also many types of black households," Xu Guangcheng said, "Illegal households like me belong to the category of black households, except that they can't have too much contact with ordinary people, and it doesn't matter what they do."
"So you're a confidential person..."
Zhong Wuchuan muttered, suddenly heard a commotion in front of him, looked up, and saw the group of rioters from Shanhai Pet Center.
Alien beasts are born with facial features, and after transforming into human forms, this habit is brought into full play. A large group of "human beings" come, all of them are tall and handsome, the males are tall and handsome, and the females are graceful and beautiful. The waiting hall has become a red carpet show scene.
Some passengers took out their mobile phones and started recording videos, while others looked around to find hidden cameras.
Zhong Wuchuan quickly picked up a magazine to cover his face.
The man and woman leading the team were his old acquaintances: Di Ku and Wu Huang.
however--
As the saying goes, what to be afraid of, what to come.
When Di Ku arrived at the waiting hall, he glanced casually, and saw Zhong Wuchuan who wanted to hide himself in the dust.
So he ran up to Zhong Wuchuan and Xu Guangcheng with a lot of handsome men and beautiful women, and said, "Why are you here so early! There are still 10 minutes before the ticket check!"
"Fortunately, you also know that it is only 10 minutes away from the ticket inspection..."
Zhong Wuchuan made a weak voice.
Wu Huang sat beside Zhong Wuchuan and said, "Little Zhong, have you read the speech written by Old Xu?"
"What speech?"
Zhong Wuchuan was confused and looked at Xu Guangcheng.
Xu Guangcheng said, "Don't listen to her nonsense!"
Wu Huang said with a smirk: "Look at what you said, it seems like I can eat people! Old Xu, you told me yesterday that you planned to let Xiao Zhong speak on stage, and the speech was written. Why is Xiao Zhong now Acting like you don’t know how to give a speech at all?”
"Don't mess around." Xu Guangcheng said, "The agenda and the order of speeches for the monster exchange summit are pre-arranged! Even if I have this thought, I can't get him a chance to speak temporarily."
"Tch, who are you kidding!"
Wu Huang turned and left.
Di Jun, who is not only thick-skinned but also a big idiot, appeared next to Zhong Wuchuan, holding a cat teasing stick in his hand, and said, "Little Zhong, play with me..."
"This is a public place! Don't always do such misleading things!"
Zhong Wuchuan reminded Di Jun: "Also, which eye of yours can see that I am willing to play cat teaser with you?"
"Don't you humans all like cats very much, as long as the video with cats has super high clicks?"
Di Jun was wronged.
He felt that Zhong Wuchuan's behavior had hurt his heart.
Zhong Wuchuan had no choice but to take the cat teaser and said, "I can play with you, but don't you think this cat teaser is a bit too small compared to your current human body size?"
"This problem is easy to solve!"
As soon as Di Jun turned around, he turned himself into a cute little lion, looking at Zhong Wuchuan with innocent eyes: Hurry up and play with me!
Zhong Wuchuan's headache got worse!
Brother Dijun, you exposed the body of an endangered top carnivore in a public place like the waiting hall, do you want me to be taken by the customs for questioning or...
"Don't be stupid here," Xu Guangcheng said to Di Jun, "You will prevent everyone from getting on the plane on time or even on the plane, so they can only fly to France to participate in the event without permission!"
"No! I don't want to listen to you!"
Di Jun began to play a rogue, lying on the ground, turning over to reveal his round belly.
Zhong Wuchuan can only play stupid games with it, to appease this ancient emperor whose self-esteem and IQ are no different from those of a child.
Xu Guangcheng looked at Di Ku: "You owe me another favor."
Di Ku said: "... profiteer!"
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