The unlucky life of a medical student

Xiang Ming's work efficiency has always been very high.

At around ten o'clock in the evening, Zhong Wuchuan received a call from Xiang Ming who had just finished the operation - the interview in the nursing home had been negotiated, and at ten o'clock tomorrow morning, he would find Ms. Lin on the fifth floor.

It was about a two-hour drive from Xiang Ming's home to the nursing home. Zhong Wuchuan didn't dare to be late for the first interview, so he left before [-] o'clock the next morning.

however--

The bus that usually runs every 10 to [-] minutes actually waited for half an hour to arrive today, and the bus had to turn off and stop on the road after only two stops because of a leak in the water tank.

Zhong Wuchuan was worried that he would not be able to catch the morning subway, so he found a nearby shared bicycle and pedaled all the way. Unexpectedly, a series of three-vehicle collisions occurred at the intersection, and private cars, trucks, and buses coming from three directions were forced to block On the road, stretching for three kilometers!

He pushed his bicycle through the crowds and struggled through three traffic lights before finally crossing the road.

"Good things take time! Typical good things take time!"

He said comfortingly to himself as he parked outside the subway station.

At this time, a weak voice came from behind: "Brother, did you not read the almanac when you went out in the morning? If not, come to me and buy a bottle of water to wash away your bad luck!"

Zhong Wuchuan's speech full of magic stick made Zhong Wuchuan immediately vigilant. He turned his head and saw the hawker pushing a mobile cart selling water and instant noodles.

The peddler looked less than thirty, ordinary-looking, neither handsome nor ugly, wearing a fake Armani bought at the bazaar, with his collar covering his chin.

Seeing that Zhong Wuchuan noticed him, the peddler quickly took out a bottle of Sanwushui with "Kunlun Mountain" on it, and a bucket of instant noodles with "Shuai Kang" printed on it from below, and enthusiastically sold them.

"Brother, look, this is the water I brought down from Kunlun Mountain. It is rich in various microorganisms and minerals, and is naturally pollution-free. I also asked a mage to consecrate it to ensure that everything goes well after you drink it! And this! Kang Shuaifu instant noodles! Does Kangxi know? Does Fukang'an know? They just ate Kang Shuaifu instant noodles I soaked in Kunlun water—don’t go, brother! I haven’t—”

The peddler chased him out and stopped Zhong Wuchuan: "Buy my instant noodles! I haven't eaten for three days!"

"I haven't eaten for three days, but I can still be so angry! Brother, do you think I'm mentally retarded?"

If he hadn't smelled the unique logic of mountains and seas and the lack of root in this guy, Zhong Wuchuan wouldn't even want to complain to him.

The peddler saw that although Zhong Wuchuan rejected him, he was still willing to talk to him, so he squinted his eyes and looked him around, and said, "What is your relationship with Fenghuang?"

"Phoenix? You too..."

Zhong Wuchuan's whole body trembled.

Seeing that he admitted to being acquainted with Fenghuang, the peddler changed his previous flattery, shook his face as Armani, and said pompously: "My surname is Qi, and my name is Qi Ling. Certificates will also be given to alien beasts with good records."

"Oh, Qi Ling..."

Zhong Wuchuan looked at Qi Ling suspiciously.

When he discovered that this 1.8-meter-high guy actually had a pair of small feet comparable to three-inch golden lotuses, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration and said, "Hey, you are not the legendary unicorn who is in charge of giving birth!"

"If you want to have a baby, go to Songzi Guanyin!" Qi Ling or Qilin shouted, "That's not my job scope!"

"Then why is it said that the director of the Kirin gave birth to a child?"

"Because I am born with auspiciousness, I bring good luck wherever I go! For most ordinary people, being able to give birth to a healthy child is already very lucky!"

After Qilin explained his scope of work, he picked up the Kunlun Mountain mineral water and Kangshuaifu instant noodles again, and said, "Brother, water and instant noodles, it's ten yuan for you! Do you want to buy it?!"

"Damn! You can really speak!"

Zhong Wuchuan resolutely rejected Qilin's unreasonable request.

Qilin didn't give up, and continued to sell: "Brother, you can see clearly, this is mineral water and instant noodles blessed by my Qilin's power. After eating it, you will be guaranteed to go well within 24 hours. You will pass the interview once. When you arrive at the station, you will be ready immediately." Can get in the car, buy clothes and meet..."

"If the power of the unicorn is so amazing, why did you, auspicious, be reduced to selling instant noodles at the entrance of the subway station without a license!"

Zhong Wuchuan was already unable to complain.

He checked the time and hurried into the station to take the subway.

At the entrance of the subway, Qi Ling, who failed to sell again, put Sanwu mineral water and fake instant noodles back into the trolley, took out a fiery red one-horned unicorn that was only the size of a half-year-old kitten, and said while stroking its fur: "I was caught again!" Rejected, Xiaobao, I still have to rely on you for today's lunch!"

"Fuck, do you act like a father! How shameless!"

The fiery red unicorn kicked Qi Ling in the face.

Qi Ling chuckled and said, "Who would want to fight and kill someone who can make a living by being cute?"

"Then why don't you go back and find my dad to show off your cuteness in exchange for rations! You can't support yourself anymore, and you still pretend to be a godly stick, and you know how to abuse and exploit child labor all day long, and a guy like you can be a father! It's really unfair I'm going to complain to the Children's Rights Protection Association! No, I'm going to the Rare Animal Protection Association!"

Having said that, the fiery red unicorn Xiaobao still jumped out of Qi Ling's arms, and when he landed, he had already turned into a little doll made of pink makeup and jade.

"Don't wander around here, I'll come back as soon as I go!"

After speaking, the little unicorn ran away on short legs.

……

……

Maybe it was because of the unicorn at the entrance of the subway station. Although many things went wrong in the morning, Zhong Wuchuan's interview went smoothly. Ms. Lin from HR was very satisfied with his performance. The environment of the nursing home was also the same as Xiang Ming's introduction. It is clean and elegant, with very good greening and excellent supporting facilities.

The most rare thing is that almost all the nurses here are temperamental little beauties!

The salary is not low, the work is easy, the environment is beautiful, and there are invisible benefits like a cloud of beautiful women. If it weren't for the face of the senior brother, this kind of good job would not be my turn!

Soon, everything was settled, and Zhong Wuchuan began to look for houses around the nursing home.

……

……

Xu Guangcheng returned to Shanhai Pet Center and wanted to go back to the space to meditate, but when he entered the building, his heart throbbed suddenly.

what's the situation? !

Xu Guangcheng turned around, facing God Ku's flawless but also featureless face.

"You're not playing cat teasing sticks with your Emperor Jun in the wilderness, what are you doing here?"

Even if the other party is the boss who pays the wages, Xu Guangcheng still has no good looks, and he pokes his scars when he speaks.

Di Ku was also good-tempered, and said with a smile: "Di Jun has lost his temper recently, rolling around in the yard every day, insisting that I bring Xi He, Chang Xi and E Huang back."

"Then let them find it," Xu Guangcheng pointed to the sky, and said, "Xi He and Chang Xi have always been there."

"..."

Di Ku's face was full of black lines, and he complained, "You didn't become a little bit humorous just because you fell in love! No wonder you haven't found any results in chasing after you until now! Forget it, stop talking nonsense, help me get Qilin's Get the guy back!"

"Kirin?! Why?"

Xu Guangcheng dug his ears.

Di Ku said: "A bastard who is always in the air entrusted us to get it back! But Qilin is also amazing, a life idiot who doesn't have the basic ability to make a living, and can run with a ball five months pregnant What an amazing thing! Do you think you are the heroine of the president’s Xiaoyan? Calculate the time, the little unicorn will be full moon, I hope it knows how to breastfeed the baby, and I hope the little baby can forgive it for being irresponsible..."

"When you said this, I was already involved in this bloody dispute that is comparable to a third-rate gossip!"

Xu Guangcheng took the note from Di Ku, read it and said, "Boss, before I decide whether to accept this task, can I ask you a question?"

"what is the problem?"

Di Ku imitates his twin brother Di Jun with an adorable feline smile.

"What's the name of that bastard you mentioned who can get pregnant every day, every day, every day, even a unicorn?!"

"What do you say?"

Di Ku smiled slyly and disappeared into a black cloud.

Xu Guangcheng, who instantly realized his subtext, crushed the note speechlessly.

Candle Dragon, you are the scum of returning to the ruins!

……

……

Houses in the suburbs are cheap, and a room in the urban area costs 2000 yuan a month. Here, it only costs a little over [-] yuan, and it also comes with various furniture and a kitchen that can be used.

Of course, the other side of cheap house prices is that the surrounding supporting facilities are not complete. There are three breakfast stalls outside the community, namely Barbie steamed buns, pancakes and fruit, and Northeast pancakes. They don’t even exist in Shaxian and Lanzhou, let alone KFC. and McDonald's.

——According to the landlord’s aunt, if you want to eat KFC or McDonald’s, you have to take two bus stops to a relatively prosperous area in the center of the town.Same goes for banks and post offices.

Since he decided to work in the suburbs, he was naturally prepared for the current situation. After a little frowning, Zhong Wuchuan decisively signed a three-month rental contract with the landlord's aunt.

After the contract was justified, he returned to the city by car.

When he got out of the subway station, Zhong Wuchuan couldn't help but think of the nagging unicorn, so he deliberately went out from Exit No. [-], but he didn't find the unicorn and its mobile car at the exit, and his interest suddenly faded.

At this time-

"Are you looking for my dad?"

With a soft voice, Zhong Wuchuan lowered his head and saw a cute dumpling that only reached his knee.

"You are--"

Xiaotuanzi grinned and said, "Hello, the unlucky human being who resolutely rejected my mentally handicapped father."

The author has something to say:

1. Kylin is an ancient mythical beast. The male is called Qi and the female is called Lin. Both Qilin and Qilin represent hermaphrodites~ In addition, Qilin is a benevolent beast and cannot kill, so I personally set its feet to be very small to reduce the trampled area and avoid hurting innocent people. little life~

2. Dijun is one of the ancient gods in Chinese mythology. Diku is usually considered another name of Dijun in the ancient Chinese emperor genealogy, but there are also sayings that Dijun and Diku are not different names of the same god. Therefore, this article assumes that Emperor Jun and Di Ku are twins, and their father is Haotian God.

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