The unlucky life of a medical student

"I'm sorry, I'm used to it... I don't understand your human rules very well. Wearing clothes is so painful, why do you have to..."

Baque told the truth.

"Clothes are a key part of human beings conquering the world," said Zhong Wuchuan. "Humans have stepped out of Africa, conquered the environment step by step, and become the rulers of the earth..."

Speaking of this, he suddenly felt a little nervous.

Although human beings have become the rulers of the earth, their existence is still insignificant in front of the strange beasts of mountains and seas——

Fortunately, Ba Kui was too nervous to realize the strangeness of the little human doctor.

He just grabbed his clothes with the instinct of a beast and said: "But the feeling of wearing clothes is really bad, like going to prison... I really don't understand you humans, since you are afraid of the cold, why do you have to give up your hair... Then you rob us to keep out the cold fur..."

"This one……"

Zhong Wuchuan was speechless and could only send Ba Kui back to the ward with the help of the nurse.

After finishing the busy work, it was already Zhong Wuchuan's off-duty time, so he took off his white coat and went to Xu Guangcheng's place for acupuncture.

……

Before acupuncture started, Xu Guangcheng routinely asked him how he was doing.

Zhong Wuchuan told him the good news that his fingers had recovered enough to perform simple operations.

Xu Guangcheng smiled gratifiedly, and was about to go upstairs to get tools.

Zhong Wuchuan stopped him: "That... Director Xu... How many years have you worked in Shanhai Pet Center? How much do you know about the business here?!"

"Are you worried about the company's development prospects?"

Xu Guangcheng's smile was playful.

Zhong Wuchuan said: "It's not... I just... I just feel... everything here is different from the outside... I... I'm just an ordinary person, I don't want to challenge my common sense every day... I don't want to give the legend I don’t want to have to worry about being scared every day when I have surgery on the creatures in my body... mixed in with a group of colleagues who don’t know what the body is..."

While talking, Zhong Wuchuan lowered his head.

He has long been aware of abnormalities, everything around him is so illogical and common sense, nightmares will appear in the middle of the night, patients will turn into pythons, elevators can be used as random doors...

Thinking about it carefully, things that violated common sense had already appeared on the first day he came to the company for an interview, but he was too eager to get the job and forced to find a so-called reasonable explanation for these weirdnesses.

"This is not a human world, and my colleagues and clients are not human, right..."

"Yes, this is indeed not a human world, and most of the 'people' around you are indeed not human, but I am a human being like you, and I have been here for 300 years."

Xu Guangcheng's tone was very calm, as if it was normal for humans to live together with monsters and humans to live for hundreds of years.

But Zhong Wuchuan couldn't accept such an exciting thing, he swallowed his saliva, and said: "... three... 300 years... big brother... no, uncle, you are Geng?!"

"I?!"

Xu Guangcheng thought about it carefully, and said, "I was born in Yongjia five years ago, so if you calculate carefully, it should be...it should be..."

Looking back on the ups and downs of the past, Xu Guangcheng showed a thoughtful expression.

"stop!"

Zhong Wuchuan panicked when he saw this expression, always thinking that he would hear a story beginning with "a long, long time ago" in the next second, so he hurried to stop.

The most important thing is that he is a science student with neither bad nor bad grades in history. He knows that Qin Huang Han Wu Tang Zong Song Zu is a big figure who is pulled out by TV dramas and variety shows almost every year, but he has no idea what happened in the fifth year of Yongjia A major event that changed history even more than the shame of Jingkang!Although Emperor Huai of Jin, who used Yongjia as his reign name, is a little transparent in history, he is far less famous than another Dali king who used Yongjia as his reign name.

Of course, if Xu Guangcheng said that he was born at the beginning of the five chaos, Zhong Wuchuan would immediately realize that the old guy in front of him had lived for 700 years.

——In the last years of the Western Jin Dynasty, after the scourge of the "Eight Kings Rebellion", the Western Jin Dynasty was already empty of national power and the people were in dire straits, and it was on the verge of collapse.In 311 A.D., that is, the fifth year of Yongjia, the former Zhao regime established by the Huns aggressively attacked the Western Jin Dynasty, quickly occupied Luoyang, captured Emperor Huai of Jin, killed more than [-] people including the prince Sima Quan, the clan, officials and soldiers, and excavated tombs and The palace was burned down, known as the "Yongjia Rebellion" in history.The Yongjia Rebellion kicked off the Wuhu chaos in China, which led to the southward migration of clothes. After that, the Central Plains fell into a long-term division and melee until the reunification of the Sui and Tang Dynasties.

——From 1110 to 1128 A.D., Duan Heyu, Emperor Xuanren of the Emperor Xianzong of Dali, used the reign name Yongjia.

Seeing Zhong Wuchuan yelling to stop, Xu Guangcheng didn't continue, and said, "Are you surprised that I'm already that old?"

"It is indeed a bit..."

Zhong Wuchuan secretly checked the year name of Yongjia with his mobile phone, and found that it had been used by three emperors.

Because he didn't want to believe that Xu Guangcheng, who was so tender as if he had just undergone photorejuvenation, might be a thousand-year-old monster, he decided to choose Duan Heyu, Dali, which is the closest to modern times. It should be an old goblin over 1114 years old!

but--

"Old Xu, are you from Dali? Have you ever met your lord Duan Yu! What does he look like? Is he from a noble family like in the TV series? Did he marry Wang Yuyan in the end?! Murong Fu went Where? Gusu Yanziwu was inherited by who? No, these are the plots of novels! Then... Qiao Feng, Xu Zhu, Tianshan Child Elder... Did they all really exist?"

""Tian Long Ba Bu" is a fictional novel, most of the people and things in it are fictitious, or borrow the shell of history. However, the cultivation sect similar to the Xiaoyao School did exist until the Northern Song Dynasty. Of course, with "Tianlong Judging from the description of Xiaoyaozi and others in "Eight Parts", the Xiaoyaomen they belong to should be the outer gate of a hidden sect."

"Did a sect like Xiaoyaomen really exist? Then why..."

Zhong Wuchuan was shocked by Xu Guangcheng's words, followed by irrepressible anger: "Didn't everyone say that saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda and the shame of Jingkang, why are these heroes unwilling to stand up! Even if they can't change history , at least part of the civilians can be saved, didn’t the ancient literati and knights take the world as their mission?”

"Do you think they don't have the heart to save the world? But the building is about to collapse, how can one person help it! What's more--"

Since the Qin and Han Dynasties, the sect of cultivating immortals has strictly adhered to the principle of seclusion, followed the way of heaven, and disregarded the world. Even if the bones of the dead are exposed in the wild, there is no rooster crowing for thousands of miles.

If there are disciples who don't want to see the flames of war in the world and are willing to enter the world of mortals and kill life to prove the way, they don't object, but after they go down the mountain, they will no longer be able to get any resources from the sect to help them. Unjust death in the storm pavilion is also a personal fate. "

Xu Guangcheng obviously did not agree with the famous school's policy of "ruling by doing nothing". Although his words were calm, he concealed his disdain.

"The Unjust Death Pavilion..."

Zhong Wuchuan shuddered, and asked: "Old Xu, please don't tell me that Yue Fei is a disciple of the Cultivation of Immortals sect, and that you and Marshal Yue Fei are friends!"

"A casual cultivator like me who does everything in order to survive is not qualified to be Yue Fei's friend. It is all luck that I can survive until now."

Xu Guangcheng laughed at himself and asked Zhong Wuchuan: "Is there anything else you want to ask?"

"There are many things I want to ask you, but I don't know how to start."

Zhong Wuchuan said ashamedly, and took a sip of tea: "Well... besides you and me in Shanhai Pet Center, who else is human? What are those beautiful customer service girls and nurse sisters... What kind of creatures..."

"So far I haven't met a second purebred human in Shanhai except you. But as far as I know, the big boss of Shanhai Pet Center should be a human, at least a hybrid of human and demon, otherwise it wouldn't have formulated such a plan. What a serious deviation from the rules that protect humans. As for the rest—"

Xu Guangcheng smiled mockingly, and said: "Most of the customer service staff in the Internet Department are vixens from Qingqiu, and the nurses in the clinic building are relatively diverse, including rabbits, foxes, and boa constrictors, as well as those who come to work from the daughter country... Basically, they are gentle and motherly." Plenty and low aggression."

"...Fox spirit...Snake spirit...Daughter Country..."

Zhong Wuchuan was a little terrified.

Xu Guangcheng said: "Don't be afraid, Shanhai Pet Center has regulations that prohibit treating colleagues as food, and most of the rules and regulations made by the boss are also biased towards humans. Although foxes like to eat the flesh of children, snakes like the essence of human men... "

"Boss, can you stop talking, I'm afraid I'll have another nightmare at night."

Zhong Wuchuan cried and begged Xu Guangcheng to shut up.

Xu Guangcheng could only pat him on the shoulder comfortingly, and said, "You are emotionally unstable today, and you are not suitable for acupuncture. Go back after taking a nap."

"Sorry for making you..."

"It's my fault. I shouldn't have said so many things to you that might cast a shadow on ordinary people."

Xu Guangcheng poured another cup of tea for Zhong Wuchuan.

Zhong Wuchuan took the tea and drank it silently.

……

……

After Zhong Wuchuan left the small building, the monsters immediately boiled over.

"Old Xu, how dare you openly disobey Fifth Sister's order! Are you afraid that Fifth Sister will pick your skin after she finds out!"

The golden retriever was lying on the sofa, shaking his head and talking.

"Old Xu, old Xu, you are really doomed this time! But don't worry, I will definitely eat you up and never let you die in the wilderness!"

Qiongqi smiled triumphantly.

"Brothers, Fifth Sister has received the news that she is going to come to the door to inquire about her crimes. Let's retreat quickly!"

Bi Fang flapped his wings on the parrot stand.

……

Xu Guangcheng glanced at the group of monsters who were afraid of chaos, walked out of the cave, raised his head, and said to the golden phoenix with wings covering the sky above, "Fifth sister, you came so fast!"