Let go of that NPC [online game]

What is the concept of being frightened to the ground by a great god when we first meet?It is a concept that should not be mentioned!

After being pulled up by the Great God, Jiang Li patted his butt and clapped his hands again, and then greeted him warmly: "It's really a coincidence, Great God, it's fate to meet you here. By the way, Great God, can I ask you a question?" Question? Which great god are you?"

Gu Yuan looked complicated: "Which great god do you think I am?"

"I feel like you speak like a long wind, but I don't think it's so accurate."

"Well," Gu Yuan nodded, "Sure."

Yes, one shot into the soul.Jiang Li didn't worry anymore, and took out his campus card directly: "Come on, the person who comes is a guest, I will treat you to dinner!"

Jiang Li shook the student card in his hand, looking very grand.

Didn't this kid fall stupid?

Gu Yuan worried: "...Are you okay?"

"It's alright, just take it slow." Jiang Li said cheerfully, then took a deep breath and regained his senses.

Returning to his senses, Jiang Li blinked, and then rushed over and hugged Gu Yuan's neck:

"Oh my god, I actually had a face-to-face with the great god! It's so exciting! I'm not prepared at all!"

After hesitating for a moment, Gu Yuan pulled off the person hanging on him like a koala: "...can you wash your hands first?"

Jiang Li: ...

After washing his hands, Jiang Li brought Gu Yuan, who had polished his shoes, to the cafeteria.

He found a seat with a plate and sat down, and Jiang Li started chatting: "Master, how did you recognize me? Did you listen to the voice? The voice is not so accurate, there are many people with similar voices, and the microphone transmits me. The voice in the past is still a little different from the real person.”

Generally, when there is no one in the dormitory, Jiang Li will habitually turn on the voice.It's been half a month since I played the dungeon with the master and grabbed the boss. Gu Yuan could hear that his voice was normal, but Jiang Li didn't expect such a coincidence that Gu Yuan guessed so accurately and called out his name directly.

Jiang Li paused for a moment: Uh...if "Little Ion" is his name.

Gu Yuan chuckled softly: "It's okay, actually I'm not sure, I just wanted to try it because it sounded familiar, but I passed the test."

"So, it's all fate!" Jiang Li was not so excited when he traveled through for the first time, and his heart was still beating after sitting down for so long, "Master, are you also in City R? Where do you live? Is it far from the central square? Can I find you in the future? Speaking of which, God, you have helped me so much, and I haven't thanked you enough yet."

Gu Yuan tapped his chopsticks: "Didn't you treat me to dinner?"

"How can this be considered an invitation? It just so happens that it's time for dinner." Jiang Li waved his hand and suddenly hesitated, "To be honest, I want to thank you, but I don't know how to get it. I will accept it, but I feel sorry for not giving you something..."

"Didn't you all join our gang? And I didn't help much, just like bringing a follower NPC, and you didn't delay me from doing the task. What's more, I brought you to save character, which is not a loss." Gu Far explained.

Jiang Li was expressionless: "God, I'm not stupid."

The words about what brought him to build up his character were clearly made by the Great God casually to reassure him. Although he has never exposed it, it does not mean that he will believe it!

Gu Yuan nodded: "The food in your cafeteria is not bad."

Jiang Li: "...Great God, don't change the subject."

"Well, I'll just say it straight. If you don't believe in building character, I can't help it. If you are still so entangled, then just go back to the original way. You quit the group and delete the game friends. We will not contact you in the future. "Gu Yuan put down his chopsticks and said seriously.

Don't... have you contacted me?

Jiang Li lowered his head very hopelessly: "Well, it doesn't matter whether we still want to contact you or not, and in the gang, although I am not as good as a master in operations, my cultivation level is not low. I usually play dungeons to grab bosses. I didn't hold back, so I shouldn't have to withdraw from the gang or the group..."

Jiang Li's voice became smaller and smaller, until it fell silent at the end.

"Why is it okay? Since we are friends, do we still need to talk about this? If it were you, would you not help?"

Jiang Li lowered his head: "But when I was not very familiar with the game before, I troubled you a lot."

"I've said it's not troublesome, I can still save my character, but you don't believe me, you said that if there is another bug, I can die without saving it? It's easy to help you." Gu Yuan smiled, " Don’t chase after me, just tell me if you don’t want to.”

……

Is this hitting a straight ball?

After two seconds of silence, Jiang Li raised his head, with teary eyes, aggrieved: "Reluctance."

He can also play straight balls, no one can beat anyone!Jiang Li thought so proudly, and then he was taken aback by himself.

Wait, what is he doing?Hit a straight ball?tease?two men?This is too strange!

His expression suddenly became strange, Jiang Li didn't move for a while, nor did he not move.

Jiang Li was struggling when he saw the Great God handing him a tissue.

"Don't be sad, I was joking just now, if you don't like it, I won't say such things in the future. Sorry."

Jiang Li didn't answer: "...God, this is for wiping your mouth."

Gu Yuan paused, hesitated for a moment, put down the paper, and then directly reached out to brush the corner of the person opposite him.

"Then don't cry, I apologize."

!!!

If it wasn't for the fact that there were people eating in the cafeteria, Jiang Li would have jumped up straight away!

what's the situation?wiping tears?

Jiang Li was in a hurry, and couldn't speak easily: "No, no, I was joking, I didn't cry."

Before the words finished, a gentle touch slid from the corners of his eyes to his cheeks, Jiang Li was stunned for a moment, and the Great God directly held his face in his hands!

The great master looked very sorry: "Don't talk about it, I understand everything."

What do you know?You don't know anything at all, okay?

Jiang Li burst into tears: I can't explain it clearly...

Gu Yuan still looked very distressed: "I know you don't want to bother me, but you can't help but want to ask me for help. I understand, if someone else encounters this kind of thing, they will be afraid. You told your family Did you buy insurance? Let’s write a suicide note.”

"It's not just a suicide note, I have all the coffin boards ready." Jiang Li had completely given up on explaining, "Master, can you take your hand away first?"

Gu Yuan became a little anxious: "Don't be like this, there is still hope in life, you have to look forward, maybe you won't be able to cuan again in the future."

There were people around the cafeteria, Gu Yuan was afraid of being overheard, so he purposely made his words ambiguous, pronouncing "wear" as "cuan".

Jiang Li: ...

Silence is gold.Silently moving the great god's hand away, Jiang Li stopped talking.Of course, it's useless for him to say it, the brain power of the great god, he and other mortals can't catch up.

Sure enough, Gu Yuan frowned: "How about this, if you're really sorry, just send me the money. I'll just treat it as if you've hired me for an hour every night."

Gu Yuan said so, and turned on the phone: "Let me check the market price."

Jiang Li went over to take a look: XX website, sexy chat online!

With a "snap", Jiang Li flipped over the person's mobile phone, and Jiang Li looked complicated: "Master, do you still know these web pages?"

Gu Yuan raised his eyebrows, very proud: "I haven't seen Baiyun before, don't you know that Baiyun floats in the sky? Just search for it."

An unknown fire suddenly came up, Jiang Li didn't know why, he slapped the table directly, and shouted: "You can try to search these messy webpages later!"

The roar of this voice was so majestic and majestic, several people around were startled, but the great god opposite was directly stunned by the roar, with his mouth open and motionless.

Seeing the people who were eating around looked at them dissatisfied, Jiang Li shy away.

Licking the corner of his mouth, Jiang Li hesitantly said: "Well... I mean, these webpages are prone to viruses and are not good for mobile phones."

Gu Yuan nodded: "That makes sense. I haven't searched before, so I don't know the situation. Then do you know the market price? How much will it cost me?"

What is "how much does it cost me"?God, are you kidding me?He didn't search it either, so how could he know what the market price is?No, does this have something to do with the market price?

Jiang Li, who was almost led astray by the master, came back to his senses and decided to change the subject: "By the way, it's almost Mid-Autumn Festival, right?"

"Well," Gu Yuan nodded, "You haven't answered my question yet."

Jiang Li: ...

"I haven't searched it, I don't know." Jiang Li wanted to cry but had no choice but to follow the train of thought of the Great God.

Seeing that the master was about to turn on the phone again, Jiang Li hurriedly held him down: "It's so vulgar to talk about money, let's talk about something else, and you don't have to pay money to be grateful. Look, it's almost Mid-Autumn Festival, I'll give you mooncakes."

"Yes," Gu Yuan nodded, "Are you going to my house?"

It can be regarded as turning the topic back, Jiang Li heaved a sigh of relief.

"Let's see when the time comes. If you are not busy, I am not busy, and there is no party, then go. Anyway, the Mid-Autumn Festival is a three-day holiday. You can go any day." Jiang Li wiped his mouth and wiped his mouth. After cleaning his hands, he passed the hand over, "Master, is this a formal meeting? Well, hello, my lord, nice to meet you, my name is Jiang Li, Jiang from the rivers, lakes and seas, Li from the common people."

"Ancient and ancient. Ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, ancient, knowledgeable and far-reaching." The Great God held his hand and said gently.

Jiang Li looked down, and hooked his fingers in a useless manner: "Master, this hand is so beautiful. It's so beautiful."

The author has something to say: Gu Dayuan: Why are you crying? My heart hurts so much. Give me a hug (づ●─●)づ

Jiang Xiaoli: Who, who cried, I didn't cry, hum(ノ=Д=)ノ