Let go of that NPC [online game]

eat tofu?Or a male character?This is too strange!

Jiang Li was taken aback by himself, and accidentally rolled off Changfeng You'an's body and fell to the ground.

The jailer over there hadn't finished hitting fifty blows, and seeing a long board was about to fall again, Jiang Li, who fell to the ground, was impatient. Feng You'an got up by himself.

Gu Yuan, who had just returned from pouring the water, looked at the "Jailor" on the screen, feeling very complicated.

Word bubbles popped up on Changfeng You'an's head: "...Why did you touch my butt?"

Jiang Li: ...I said that I just wanted to lean back on the bench to cover the board for you, but I accidentally touched the place where I shouldn't. Do you believe me?

Jiang Li withdrew his hand and directly covered his face: It's over, he can't explain clearly, he really has no face to face people...

Gu Yuan looked at this "jailor" suspiciously, and manipulated Changfeng You'an to push his hand away: "Why are you still shy? Isn't it me who was molested?"

"I didn't insult you! Accident! Accident, do you understand?" Jiang Li blushed and couldn't help but growl.

Gu Yuan let out an "oh", and first controlled Changfeng You'an to kill the jailers who were about to hit the board again, and then simply killed the head jailer and other jailor NPCs who were watching the theater with a long board, and finally took a look. Only he and the "jailor" who exploded in front of him were left in the room, so he manipulated the characters to talk.

The long wind has a shore: "On Liliyuan, have you crossed again?"

"Well," Jiang Li responded, and turned into a sad face, "I really didn't insult you."

Why bother with this?Gu Yuan helped his forehead helplessly: "Understood, I said something wrong just now, can you just treat it as me molesting you? Is the ass handed over by me too?"

What did you tell him to say?Is it possible to say that you are the one who molested me?Jiang Li wanted to cry but had no choice but to change the topic.

Jiang Li: "Great God, why are you in jail?"

"It's nothing," Changfeng You'an kicked the corpse of the NPC next to him, words bubbled up on his head, "I'm bored, no one JJC, no boss refresh, and I don't want to hit the book, just kill a few NPCs Play around. The value of sin is not high, and you will be out after a while."

Jiang Li let out a dejected "Oh" and sat down on the bench.

Gu Yuan controlled Changfeng You'an and sat down with him.Fortunately, the bench was fixed on the ground, and it was fairly firm. The two of them leaned on each other, and the bench didn't move much.

Changfeng You'an: "What's wrong? You're so listless."

Jiang Li rubbed his nose, hesitated for a while, and decided to explain clearly.They're all from the same gang, and they've joined the group. My god, if I really misunderstood, wouldn't it be embarrassing to see you later in the game?

"Master, it was really an accident just now. The man wanted to hit you with the board, and I was anxious to block it for you, so I wanted to get up on the bench, but I accidentally touched a place that shouldn't be touched." Jiang Li Explained, but somehow felt guilty.

Changfeng You'an: "That's it. Then why are you sitting on the ground again? You have to hold on to the bench to get up?"

Jiang Li thought for a while, then replied: "Maybe the floor is too slippery, and I accidentally fell, look at this floor is slippery, this floor..."

……

Why is this field paved with hay?How did he come up with the lame excuse of slipping?Are you blind?

Jiang Li rubbed the rough dry grass under his feet uncomfortably, closed his eyes, and said, "This dry grass is really slippery!"

Gu Yuan pursed his lips, tapped the keyboard with both hands, and decided to give these two idiots a step down.

"You should have tripped over the grass, right? Or, as soon as you walked through it, you found yourself sitting on the ground?"

"Yes, yes." Jiang Li stretched his legs and gave up explaining completely, "It's fine, God, you just need to believe that I didn't deliberately want that for you, and I won't force anything else."

Gu Yuan hesitated for a while, but couldn't hold back: "Can I tell the truth?"

"Whatever you want." Jiang Li replied, and then saw words bubbles appearing on Changfeng You'an's head:

"I think, with your IQ, you can't force anything else."

Jiang Li: ...

I can't talk anymore, I can't talk today!

Jiang Li turned his head, closed his eyes and fell asleep: "Master, I'll go to sleep first, you can do whatever you want. If you go out, remember to lock the door outside."

Gu Yuan nodded, took out a cloak from the parcel box, and put it on very thoughtfully.

Jiang Li opened his eyes, Changfeng You'an sat on the ground and began to meditate.From the looks of it, the Great God hangs up again.

Why do you suddenly feel so warm?

Jiang Li's heart warmed, he wrapped his cloak tightly, closed his eyes, and fell asleep directly.

Jiang Li fell asleep until dawn, and when he woke up, he naturally put it back on again.

Jiang Li was not in a hurry to wash up.He slowly climbed out of bed, turned on the computer and boarded the game, and then stripped all of his game characters in two or three strokes.

Seeing the swordsman wearing only a pair of boxer briefs blushing and grinning at him on the screen, Jiang Li lamented how the game settings are so humane, and at the same time raised his legs leisurely.

He didn't have abdominal muscles or anything, so he was envious, and because of envy, he couldn't help pinching them. None of this had anything to do with whether that person was a master or not.

Jiang Li came to a conclusion: So it's not surprising that he hugged the Great God and pinched his waist like that before. He was simply envious, not eating tofu.

Satisfied, Jiang Li manipulated Li Liyuan to turn around in circles: Did you see, he also has eight-pack abs!Why should you envy others?

Thinking of this, Jiang Li turned his head, and then saw Gao Ming standing behind him holding a washbasin, hesitant to speak.

Watching the thin man on the screen clutching his chest and yelling at them, Gao Ming had a complicated expression on his face, and finally couldn't help but speak:

"It turns out that all of you who play games are good at this?"

Jiang Li: ...

Seeing that there was no way to explain it, Jiang Li simply manipulated Li Liyuan and waved at Gao Ming.

Jiang Li: "Come on, say hello to your second uncle."

As Jiang Li typed, word bubbles appeared on Li Liyuan's head.

Li Liyuan said, "Second uncle is good."

clever:……

Just like that, Jiang Li stretched and went to wash up.

Throughout the whole day, Jiang Li felt very refreshed, and he didn't feel tired after the whole afternoon class.

After boarding the game again, and staying in prison for a while, Jiang Li was finally released after serving his sentence.

Jiang Li, who was released after serving his sentence, did some tasks casually, and then saw Changfeng You'an sent him a message.

There is a long wind and a shore: in?Can I ask you something?

Lili Yuanshang: What's the matter?

Chang Feng You Shore: What time do you usually go to bed at night?

Why do you ask this suddenly?Jiang Li couldn't figure it out, so he had to tell the truth.

Lili Yuanshang: About eleven o'clock in the evening.

Chang Feng You Shore: Then you come to Jinling Shuntian Mansion to find me every time you travel through. As I said, I will take you.

At the end, Gu Yuan added: I always feel that there will be some bugs.

Jiang Li smiled wryly: Great God, don't curse me.

Chang Feng You Shore: I'm serious, don't you feel this way?

Yes, but can he say it?Can a chance meeting trouble God so much every day?

Lili Yuanshang: I really don’t need a master, I can take care of myself.

Changfeng You'an replied almost instantly: No, you can't take care of it well, you are too stupid.

Too... stupid?The corner of Jiang Li's mouth twitched, so he could only reply with a series of ellipses.

Chang Feng You Shore: With you, I can also improve my character, which is a win-win situation.

……

Another character.Jiang Li no longer wants to discuss with the Great God whether character is a matter of metaphysics, but saw the Great God start talking again.

Long wind and shore: It is still very useful, the equipment dropped by the boss yesterday is not bad.

Jiang Li's eyes lit up: You got them all?

Although Jiang Li didn't participate in the roll point yesterday, he still took a cursory look at the dropped equipment.This time I was lucky, and the equipment I dropped was not bad. There were a few purple weapons and two orange weapons. One of the two orange weapons was a swordsman's equipment.

Although the great god has reached the full level for so many years, and there is not much room for improvement in weapons, but this orange weapon is still good, and can be used to smelt gold equipment.

Jiang Li thought so, and was about to send a "congratulations", when he saw Changfeng You'an messaged him back: No, but my roll point level has improved, and I haven't rolled a number above [-] for a long time up.

Why does this sound so miserable?

Jiang Li was entangled and didn't know how to reply, when he saw Changfeng You'an sent another message.

Chang Feng You Shore: In this way, when you time travel again in the future, treat yourself as a game and follow the NPC, so that I can guide you.

Jiang Li: Are you following... an NPC?

The author has something to say: serving tea and water, rubbing shoulders and beating legs, NPC online service on Xiaoion account~Mijiu(〃▽〃)