Let go of that NPC [online game]

In order to prevent Gu Yuan from really stuffing him with sauce while he was asleep, Jiang Li picked up his bag and prepared to run away.

Of course, it didn't work out.

Gu Yuan dragged him back and pressed him behind the door: "Why are you running, I'm dying?"

"No no no, this time there is no pain, you can run." Jiang Li waved his hands again and again, "Master, think about it carefully, this is a cycle, you see this time is the same as the first time through, there is no pain, there is no need to hide. "

"You said 'last time', not 'this time', 'this time' hasn't officially started yet." Gu Yuan corrected.

Jiang Li lowered his head and hugged the bag in his arms, very depressed: "Then I can't lie flat and let you kiss me casually..."

"It's not kissing, it's touching." Gu Yuan seriously assured, "Don't worry, I won't mess around. I will never touch you when you are unconscious."

"...Then what if you can't wake up if you touch it?" Jiang Li was unmoved.

"Hmm...then I should use some strength?"

"Get lost!" Jiang Li pushed the person away and wanted to leave again.Gu Yuan stopped him in time: "I'm saving you, why are you so ungrateful?"

"I know you, my god, I already knew you are a good person, but this method really won't work." Jiang Li wanted to cry without tears, and sent Gu Yuan a good person card without paying attention.

Gu Yuan: ...

Reluctantly wrapping him in his arms, Gu Yuan gave up explaining, and then took him to the kitchen to find a rope.

Soft ones are not good, only hard ones.

Gu Yuan babbled while pulling the rope: "You can sleep normally at night, don't try to hide, and I can't let you hide. To be honest, I was really scared to death by you last night, especially when I saw you When I was injured all over the body and my hand was injured, I was really scared. Fortunately, you didn't feel any pain. You said that if something happened to you, what would you tell me to do..."

Gu Yuan babbled a lot, raised his head and saw that Jiang Li had already retreated to the door.

"What are you hiding?" Gu Yuan looked at Jiang Li helplessly holding a thick hemp rope that came out of nowhere in the kitchen.

Jiang Li shrank back, his whole body frightened: "What are you doing with the rope?"

"Tie you up," Gu Yuan said solemnly, "Aren't I afraid that you will run away?"

Jiang Li: ...

After repeated promises that he would not run away, Gu Yuan put away the hemp rope, and while putting it back, he said with emotion: "It happened so suddenly, I have no choice but to be honest, I am also reluctant to tie you up. This hemp rope Thick and rough, don’t hurt you. Hey, I remember that Yanyan sent me some soft ropes for binding people before. The pink ones are soft and have bells on them. They look pretty good. I Check it out, there should be a link."

Jiang Li hurriedly snatched his mobile phone, and then hurriedly deleted the seller link of a sex toy sent by Gu Yan.Looking up again, Jiang Li's eyes were full of suspicion: "Master, are you really not understanding or are you pretending not to understand?"

After all, he is also an adult, don't he really understand?Jiang Li looked at Gu Yuan with suspicion in his eyes.

"Don't understand what?" Gu Yuan didn't understand for a moment.After a while, Gu Yuan regained consciousness, then nodded: "Well, I understand a little bit, it doesn't matter, it can be used anyway."

Can use a ghost!What a mess!

Jiang Li returned the phone to Gu Yuan, walked back to the bedroom with a "thump, thump", and then slammed the door of the bedroom with a "slap".

Gu Yuan sighed, and helplessly sent Gu Yan a WeChat message:

[Little girl, everyone, don't look at these. ]

[What's wrong with the little girl?I'm an adult bro. ] Gu Yan was very unconvinced, [Why, did you get pissed off by your sister-in-law? ]

Gu Yuan was speechless immediately: [... How do you know? ]

Gu Yan: [Guess, if you hadn't been dumped by your sister-in-law, you wouldn't have come to look for me.Oh dear brother. ]

Gu Yuan: […]

Being brutalized by his wife on the front foot, and pissed off by his sister on the back foot, these days are really unbearable.

Gu Yuan sat down on the sofa with a pumpkin stick in his mouth and watched TV.

After a while, the bedroom door opened.

Jiang Li moved to the door slowly, and said unnaturally: "It's so late, don't you pack up and get ready to go to bed?"

Gu Yuan turned his head, feeling wronged: "Where should I sleep? The guest room or the sofa?"

Jiang Li lowered his head and said vaguely: "Well... this is your home, you can sleep wherever you want."

"What about you, kiss?" Gu Yuan said bluntly.

……

"No, you can sleep on the sofa." Jiang Li said fiercely, and then closed the bedroom door viciously again.

Aggrieved, Gu Yuan picked up the pumpkin sticks again.

After a while, Jiang Li opened the bedroom door again: "You, you come here, give, kiss."

Gu Yuan wiped his hands and smiled very satisfied.

After washing, the two lay on the bed, Jiang Li closed his eyes tightly, and kept telling himself to go to sleep quickly.

Gu Yuan next to him held his hand tightly and comforted him softly: "Don't be afraid, I'm here. Don't worry about sleeping, I will definitely wake you up."

Jiang Li nodded, and fell asleep at ease: "Master, I sleep very fast, you can call me in about 5 minutes."

Five minutes later, Jiang Li, who had just fallen asleep and traveled through, was awakened by Gu Yuan.

Turning around in a daze, Jiang Li hugged Gu Yuan beside him: "Well, I probably won't wear it anymore..."

"Well," Gu Yuan nodded, and embraced the drowsy Jiang Li in his arms, "Don't worry about sleeping."

"Hmm..." Jiang Li subconsciously arched into the man's arms, and then licked the corner of his mouth.

Why does your mouth feel a little sore?

But just think about it.Jiang Li was so sleepy that he soon tilted his head and fell asleep again.

Over there, Gu Yuan was already in a cold sweat.

He will sleep in the guest room tomorrow, he must sleep in the guest room...

Gu Yuan stiffened and hugged him, his heart ashamed.

Sure enough, Jiang Li who woke up the next day began to make faces to Gu Yuan early in the morning.

Carefully blowing on the hot porridge, Jiang Li took a sip carefully, then immediately shrank back.

it hurts...

Jiang Li carefully touched the red and swollen lips bitten by Gu Yuan, feeling hopeless: "How can I go out?"

"It's my fault, I'm inexperienced." Gu Yuan apologized sincerely, "I will practice hard in the future, it doesn't matter, the future will last forever."

The future is long... huh.

Jiang Li got up and went to the kitchen to get a kitchen knife: "Don't let the days grow, come, come, the young master will die with you today."

"...Don't make trouble. Be careful not to hurt your hands." Gu Yuan kindly persuaded him, and stepped forward to snatch the kitchen knife from the man.

Jiang Li covered his mouth with tears in his eyes: "Didn't you say you don't mess around?"

"I didn't," Gu Yuan tried to explain, but his voice became weaker and weaker, "I didn't wake you up at first, so I bit a little hard..."

"Are you using a little bit of force?" Jiang Li pointed at his red and swollen lips, feeling aggrieved, "You're almost bitten."

"Well... this..." Gu Yuan wanted to explain, but the doorbell rang suddenly.

Gu Yuan sighed and went to open the door.

"Brother, Mom told you to go home for the holidays." Two days ago was the Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, and today is the eighth day of the festival, the family should have a reunion and have a meal together, Gu Yan specially came over and asked Gu Yuan to go back for dinner.

"Sister-in-law... Call Brother Jiang too..." Taking Jiang Li's face into consideration, Gu Yan changed her words in time and changed "sister-in-law" to "Brother Jiang".However, she took it back before she finished saying "Call Brother Jiang too".

Gu Yan's eyes fell on the kitchen knife in Gu Yuan's hand, she paused, and looked into the room, Jiang Li was playing with her mobile phone with her head down.

Because of the angle of view, Gu Yan didn't see Jiang Li's face, only Jiang Li's hand holding the phone was trembling slightly.

Gu Yan was startled: "Brother, what do you want to do with a kitchen knife?"

Gu Yuan: ...

After finally inviting the ancestors away, Gu Yuan went down to buy some medicine, and then brought Jiang Li over to give the medicine.

"Does it hurt?" Gu Yuan felt a little distressed.

Jiang Li lowered his head and whispered, "You don't have to bite so hard."

"I'll pay attention next time." Gu Yuan carefully applied the medicine for someone, and spread the ointment evenly, "I'm afraid I won't be able to wake you up."

"I know...not really angry." Jiang Li lowered his head and pushed the person away, "Aren't you going to eat?"

"Sit down a little longer, it's still early, I'll take you back when the swelling is almost gone."

"Forget it, it won't be that fast, it might take a few days." Jiang Li was dejected, and wanted to say something, when the phone rang suddenly.

Jiang Li answered the phone, and Jiang's father's excited voice came from the phone: "Son, guess where I am?"

"Ah?" Jiang Li didn't understand, "What happened? Are you not at home?"

"Hey, I'm on a business trip." Father Jiang explained.

"Business trip for Mid-Autumn Festival? Is there no holiday at work?" Jiang Li asked.

"Forget it, I'll move next week's work to this week. I came here by plane. You haven't been home for the Mid-Autumn Festival for a long time, and your mother insisted on letting me come over to take a look. If she wasn't feeling well, Definitely coming this time.”

"Uncomfortable? Are you okay? Why didn't you tell me?" Jiang Li frowned and complained.

"It's okay, I'm just getting old, I have some insomnia, my head is not good, and I can't bear to toss around." After Jiang's father explained, he changed the topic again, "You haven't answered my question yet. Guess where I am?" gone?"

Jiang Li sighed, and helplessly called his father to cooperate: "Well...Dad, have you come to my dormitory?"

"That's right!" Jiang's father said happily, "As expected of my son, he can guess everything. I even brought you delicious food. Guess what I brought?"

"..."

"Didn't guess it," Father Jiang laughed triumphantly, "Spicy crayfish, surprise? It's still the super spicy one! I know you like it."

Jiang Li: "..."

After chatting with his father again, Jiang Li hung up the phone, touched his red and swollen lips, and wanted to cry but had no tears.

Jiang Li didn't avoid Gu Yuan when he called.Gu Yuan listened vaguely from the side, and frowned belatedly: Hmm...he must have caused trouble.