Fairy takeaway

"This...uh, Mr. Hedgehog of the [-]th world, what is the specific problem?"

Although he doesn't understand what is going on in [-], as a dedicated takeaway boss, Little Sea Otter is still willing to take the time to do his homework in advance, so that he can know himself and the enemy and win a hundred battles.

Perhaps seeing his doubts, Ah Hui kindly explained to him further. "You can call him Toutou just like me. Toutou should be called II, but the big brother hedgehog who was born before him has already chosen a name, so Toutou can only be called [-]. He doesn't like it very much. , it's really strange."

It's a little strange to like such a strange name, he thought to himself.Why does Ash's family like this naming method?He Nuo suspected that a few years ago, there was a mysterious naming trend in Baiyelin that he didn't know about.Of course, he didn't dare to speak out his thoughts directly, after all, it was improper to question a valued client face to face or behind his back.

"The issue of scratching is a bit complicated." Ash Hui said again, "According to what he said, he hopes you can visit the hotel in person, and he will explain the situation to you face to face."

"Alright then." He Nuo nodded and decided not to ask any more questions.

His attention was quickly drawn to other things.Although the world where humans gather may seem scary, it is also full of magic and surprises.Humans are too smart. They have too many things that attract otters, such as food that smells so good, toys that make otters fix their eyes on them, and happy smiles on their faces.Sea otters who have never seen the world are naturally lost in this colorful world.

Luo Xian led them to a stop at a busy cross street, quietly waiting for the slow-moving traffic lights.

"What is that!" He Nuo suddenly caught a glimpse of a small shop with a long queue outside, very lively.He couldn't see very clearly, but instinctively sensed the temptation of delicious food.

Luo Xian followed his gaze and found that it was a milk tea shop. When he saw the pink color that was almost overflowing, his face immediately became hesitant, and he patted Ta Nuo's paw, saying: "It's nothing, it's a garbage recycling station. "

He Nuo frowned, stiffened his neck, stared at it persistently for a long time, and insisted: "It's not garbage collection, it seems to be cooking food."

"You read it wrong."

"No."

"you are wrong."

He Nuo still shook his head stubbornly, and said, "I saw someone coming out with a glass of drink! It must be delicious! Let's go and have a look too."

They set off very early today, and they had enough time to meet Mr. Hedgehog when they finished shopping and eating.He Nuo thinks this is a good opportunity to explore business opportunities and expand business lines.

Hearing their argument, Ah Hui shook his legs and dared not speak, but he was also curious about human food, so he silently cheered for the little sea otter in his heart.

"Then why don't you come down and walk by yourself."

He Nuo was silent for a moment, then suddenly lowered his waist, moved closer to Luo Xiang, and rubbed the human's chin flatteringly with his oily fur.

"It's no use acting like a baby." Luo Xiang coldly pushed Tano's hairy head away.

How could it be useless!Believe it or not, when he was a child, as long as he rubbed against Big Brother Otter like this, he would never be rejected for any gift he asked for!Seeing the traffic light signs constantly beating, Tano was a little anxious, and simply threw off his two front paws, hugged Luo Xiang's neck tightly, and the whole sea otter clung to the human intimately, making a twee-tweet like a little cub cry.

"It's useful, it's useful..." He promised to refuse.

Luo Xiang was naturally unmoved, but he was also a little annoyed by the behavior of the sea otter.He pinched the back of Ta Nuo's neck with one hand, brought him up to his eyes, stared at him sternly and said, "Do you think I'm such an unprincipled person?"

"Of course not." He Nuo said very well, and hurriedly followed suit.He stretched out his front paws, placed them seriously on the fluffy cheeks, and put on a beautiful posture of holding his face-in fact, he wanted to put his paws on his eyes. It is said that his posture is more cute, but it is a pity that he Wearing very inconvenient big sunglasses today, I had to settle for the next best thing and make a coquettish gesture of rubbing my face.As everyone knows, it still looks a bit strange for a sea otter wearing sunglasses to do this.

"Of course you are not without principles." He Nuo emphasized, touting the kindness of the little boss, "but you are a good human being, very good, I am so cute, you must not have the heart to make me sad."

He tilted his head, swung his forelimbs, and tried to make a big heart-to-heart movement.But because the hands are too short and the head is too round, in the end it can only be compared to an egg, which is solid.

"And I'm rich. Check my armpits. I've hidden a lot of money under Mao Mao. We can use it to buy delicious food!"

Luo Xiang wanted to throw the sea otter into the trash can, but in the end he didn't do it.He smacked his lips impatiently, but turned around and walked towards the pink milk tea shop.

Tano clapped his paws and cheered.Ah Hui hurriedly jumped up and down to follow.

The line outside the milk tea shop was so long that it almost reached the street.Luo Xiang patrolled the crowd impatiently, trying to find the end of the line.His appearance caused quite a commotion in the queue, and the people at the front turned their heads one after another.The girls blushed and chattered and bit their ears with their companions.

A tall and handsome man, with a small fluffy animal on his shoulder, stood outside the milk tea shop, squeezed among a group of little girls.This picture is too story-telling, it's hard not to let people's imagination run wild.

He Nuo even heard the click of the camera.He hugged Luo Xiang's neck with some unease, and put his dark wet nose on his cheek.Luo Xiang tilted his head back, but didn't avoid it.

"Some humans are secretly taking pictures of you." He Nuo complained to Luo Xiang in a low voice.He wasn't too happy because he suddenly realized that he hadn't even taken a picture of the little boss, but he was a sea otter with the latest mobile phone.

"It's okay." Luo Xiang simply replied.

Because of the deception, those human beings can't see the prototypes of Thano and Ash, and they will imagine Thano as an ordinary animal according to their personal understanding.As for their photographs, it wasn't long before things went wrong, with the same curious deviations as the group's memories.Unless Luo Xiang is willing, no one can capture his existence.

He Nuo was still a little sullen.He secretly reflected on his narrow-mindedness, and at the same time silently made up his mind that when he got home, he must hold down the little boss and take a nice photo.Maybe it can also be used as a mobile phone screensaver.After he added Guanshi Lin's friend, he learned a lot of tricks to beautify the phone from him.Manager Lin's desktop is his human master Lin Zhou.

Lin Chau...

Huh, Lin Zhou?

Just thinking about Lin Zhou's appearance, he seemed to see that gentle human being with whom he had met once in the crowd.He stretched out his paws to rub his eyes to make sure, but he forgot the fact that he was wearing sunglasses. His paws directly hit the lenses, almost breaking them.He Nuo Xin was startled, he let go of the paw holding Luo Xiang, and the whole otter rushed down and fell.

Luo Xian caught Thano quickly with his eyes and hands.

At this time, Lin Zhou was walking towards them, and happened to notice the movement here.He was still holding an unopened drink in his hand, he should have just come out of the store after buying milk tea.

"It's so cute..." Lin Zhou praised subconsciously, but suddenly stopped.He frowned suspiciously, obviously in his consciousness, Luo Xiang was holding a kitten, but for some reason, just as he was about to speak like this, an unspeakable strange feeling surged from his heart.He found it strange that the animal before him was almost indescribable.Lin Zhou smiled embarrassedly and said, "Is this a cat? It's so cute."

He Nuo was still in shock, and immediately meowed when he heard this.He thinks he's pretty good at learning, after all, he also learned his ventriloquism from him.

Luo Xian put Thanoo back on his shoulders, and corrected him expressionlessly: "No, this is my pig."

……

Lin Zhou's expression was tangled, and he asked doubtfully, "Is there such a hairy little pig?"

"Well, yes, the authentic African thick-haired little stinky pig." Luo Xiang said nonsense solemnly, "I picked it up from the trash can."

He Nuo protested and slapped Luo Xiang with his paws, seemingly hard, but in fact he just scratched his face lightly.Luo Xiang didn't bother to pay attention to him.

Lin Zhou smiled stiffly, but couldn't think of any rebuttal words.Just looking at that little thing, for some reason he always felt very kind, as if he knew him before.Thinking of this, Lin Zhou dug out a cup of milk tea from the bag, and suggested friendlyly: "The clerk accidentally placed an extra order for me just now, if you don't mind, I can buy you a drink. This cup is also their signature product If you have to queue at this time, it is estimated that you will have to queue for an hour or two."

Before Luo Xiang agreed, Tano had already leaned out, hugged the milk tea that Lin Zhou handed over, and put it in his arms.He yelled loudly, thanking Lin Zhou for his generosity.It's a pity that Lin Zhou couldn't understand, he waved his hand to say goodbye to Luo Xiang and his party, and left with the rest of his drink.

He Nuo watched Lin Zhou and saw him walking towards a young female human with a bright smile on his face.He Nuo suddenly felt uncomfortable, he was still holding the cup of ice-cold milk tea in his paws, and his mood also cooled down.

"Little boss," he asked, "I think Steward Lin likes his humans very much. But what if his humans fell in love with other humans before he became a human? Wouldn't Steward Lin be very upset?" sad?"

Not to mention that Lin Guanshi can only become a man after becoming a human being. Lin Zhou has to say whether he likes men or not. Even if he likes men, he doesn't necessarily like Lin Guanshi, right?

Luo Xiang frowned, pushed Tan Nuo's little nose, and said, "You little gossip pig." He didn't want to say more, but instead helped Tan Nuo finish inserting the straw, stuffed the milk tea into the sea otter, and urged everyone Hurry up and continue on your way.

He Nuo was still a little sad, and he didn't even have time to refute Luo Xiang that he was not a stinky pig.Fortunately, the signature milk tea of ​​that store is indeed delicious.He Nuo forced Luo Xiang to taste the first sip of the milk tea, and he shared the rest with Ah Hui. Both the sea otter and the grass rabbit expressed their liking for this sweet taste, and lamented that human life is really interesting .The taste of the prepared tea is not harsh at all, with a touch of sweetness mixed with thick and non-greasy milk foam.The most rare thing is that the rolling pearls in the milk tea are made into the shape of a panda's head, which is very cute.

He promised to make a decision immediately. If there is a chance, he must let the villagers in the mountains experience this delicacy, even if they line up for two hours.Anyway, the monsters have nothing else, so they have plenty of time.

Okay, okay, Ah Hui agreed without principle, beating a happy beat.

After getting along for a long time, he Nuo discovered that this tyrant in the prairie actually doesn't have the temperament of a gangster.Generally speaking, like most of the residents in the mountains, Ash is just a simple little monster.

There were a lot of pearls in the milk tea, and he and Ah Hui couldn't drink all of them with the joint efforts.They gesticulated with their paws, and finally decided together to give the remaining panda-headed pearls to Mr. Hedgehog, an important customer of the next order. As for the saliva, the little monsters will not dislike each other.

Luo Xiang took the two little monsters who were making trouble non-stop, and switched from walking to the subway and then to the bus, and finally arrived at Maochun Park in the east of Maochun City.Different from the Wutaishan Park that he had been to before, Maochun Park is an all-man-made park after the founding of the People's Republic of China. The equipment is old, but the vegetation is well maintained.

Ah Hui shuttled through the garden with ease, and led Luo Xiang and Tano to a corner inside the park wall.The grass there had been leveled before, and only a small stubble of tender seedlings was exposed.There are several plastic food bowls in the corner, but there is no food in them.It has probably been left unattended for a long time, the food bowl is full of dirty rainwater, and a layer of rotten dead wood is floating on it.There were stray cats lying around the food bowl in twos and threes. He promised that they made a lot of noise, which caused a group of stray cats to flee in all directions, and soon disappeared.

He Nuo silently patted Luo Xiang's shoulder, and asked the little boss to put him down.Ash has already run to find his cousin.He Nuo walked around cautiously, shook his nose, and asked the little boss, "Do you think there is something strange here?"

Luo Xian nodded and said affirmatively, "There is no anger here."

The "anger" that Luo Xian mentioned does not simply refer to living beings, nor does it refer to the ingestible spirit of cultivating immortals described in human ghost novels.In the eyes of ordinary elves who became spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China, anger mainly refers to the unfettered wild aura.In other words, a place can only have vitality if there are enough free creatures.

But in this park, the only sound is silence, and the empty forest is deserted and dull.Anger has been reduced to almost non-existent.

This is really weird.In his memory, he had not seen such a quiet place for a long time.With the slow erosion of human power, the world that belongs to them is gradually shrinking, which is why so many spirits try to cultivate people.Although I don't know why the way of heaven chose this way, the reality is that human beings exist in the top layer closest to the destiny between heaven and earth.Other species must upgrade to this class if they want to get rid of their own limitations.As for the other immortal path that he practiced, it has almost become a fairy tale.At least in the past few thousand years, there have been no records of becoming immortals.

He Nuo always knew that this world would not belong to him or his relatives, friends and companions.But never before have I been soberly aware of what a lifeless world would look like.

His eyes sting, and his vision seems to become more blurred.The strong sense of uneasiness made the little sea otter follow Luo Xiang every step of the way, moving quietly next to his calf.

At this moment, Ah Hui appeared in the eyes of the two with a little off-white hedgehog.That hedgehog is different from ordinary hedgehogs. His ears are big and long, cleverly erected like two small antennae, just like a miniature bunny.

It turns out that Mr. Thorny is a hedgehog with big ears.

"Welcome to my Hedgehog Hotel. I'm Thorny Scratch." Mr. Big-Eared Hedgehog greeted Tano enthusiastically, waving his tiny paws, "The place where you are standing is the cafeteria of our hotel."

buffet?

He Nuo looked at the food bowls suspiciously.If he guessed correctly, these pots should have been cat food for stray cats.

"That's right, you're right." Nao Nao nodded indifferently, as if he had seen what Tano was thinking, "The guests of our hotel used to share self-service cat food with the wild cat residents here."

But in the past two months, the human beings who would come to replenish food every now and then suddenly disappeared for unknown reasons.His cafeteria was forced to close, which dealt a heavy blow to the already bleak Hedgehog Restaurant.The boss, Ji Naowao, had to find a way to find a new source of catering to entertain the customers in the hotel.

"Therefore, what I need is food that is as cheap as dry cat food, large in quantity and not easy to deteriorate. It is best to invest in it regularly." Thorn scratched the big ear twice with his paws embarrassedly, "Of course, the most important thing is Cheap, must be cheap."

His eyes were shining brightly, as if he had hidden two small gold coins.

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A few long-winded sentences: 1. Fairy tales do not involve three-dimensionality, so whatever setting is good, don’t bring it into reality at will; 2. In real life, I personally recommend feeding stray cats carefully and regularly, which is not harmful to the surrounding ecology. Unfriendly, capable or mainly adopt and neutering; 3. Cat food is indeed the food of many small animals in the city, such as hedgehogs.However, if you encounter wild little hedgehogs outside, unless you need medical treatment, it is best not to disturb them or take them home, let them be a free little fairy (besides, they are prone to ticks and other parasites , very troublesome