Fairy takeaway

When Tano was dragged away, Luo Xiang did not follow.He looked around, picked a secluded high place, and sat down quietly away from the crowd.The little boss's demeanor was cold, and he was unfamiliar. At first glance, he was very difficult to provoke, so no ghosts would come to sit next to him.Luo Xiang felt at ease, took out a jug of wine from somewhere, and poured it for himself.For a moment, the aroma of wine was overflowing, and the ghosts around were stunned for a moment, and they couldn't help showing a look of intoxication, but they could only move their noses and take a deep breath, not daring to move.

Fortunately, soon, the eyes of all the monsters were attracted by the movement on the stage.

The opening ceremony of "Shenxian Takeaway" was just an idea on his mind at first.It's hard for the uninitiated sea otter to see the big picture.After the initial excitement wore off, he quickly put opening matters behind him.Therefore, to be precise, he did not contribute much to the implementation of the celebration. The most correct decision he made was to hire Mr. Zhang Xiaokui, a professional birder.

From a professional point of view, Mr. Zhang Xiaokui, the fashion leader of Baiyelin, is only a designer of promotional materials, but his nervousness as a cockatoo endows him with the characteristics of being pushy.The grand opening ceremony—although it was just the opening of a small takeaway workshop—is unprecedented in the Hongjiu River Basin.As the fashion consultant for this century celebration, Zhang Xiaokui can be said to be a fashionista, unique in the world.He could still maintain a cold and arrogant look on his face, but he was filled with pride in his heart, and secretly vowed to hold this ceremony as a well-known spooky event.

With such ambition, Zhang Xiaokui unknowingly bypassed the unreliable Party A like Ta Nuo, and took care of all the arrangements for the celebration.In return for eating crabs, Zhang Xiaokui has the absolute right to speak on how to hold a suitable opening ceremony.The first time is born and the second time is cooked. When the next time the other bird holds a ceremony, the rules of the successor will inevitably be influenced by Zhang Xiaokui.This faint sense of pride in leading the trend continues to inspire Zhang Xiaokui.What's more, the parrot bird food he promised to purchase from Uncle Hu was really delicious, which virtually gave Zhang Xiaokui a deeper understanding of the corporate philosophy of "immortal food delivery".

Zhang Xiaokui was full of fighting spirit, mobilized all movable forces, and devoted himself to event planning.Due to her oversensitivity to details and extreme desire for control, Zhang Xiaokui did everything by herself. Although there were some bumps, she managed to organize the event in an orderly manner.

After the initial publicity came to the fore, Zhang Xiaokui closed the door for several days, racking his brains to figure out how to formulate a very ceremonial celebration process.Zhang Xiaokui is convinced that the first human being to jump into a great god must have crossed the river by feeling the stones like him, but there is one rule that is universal: the more complicated and incomprehensible the seemingly meaningless ritual regulations, the more able they can be. Maximize wonder and awe among participants.Therefore, a small store opening ceremony was dragged by Zhang Xiaokui to an hour, and there were as many as [-] procedures, including speeches by the host and important guests, ribbon cutting, warm-up performance, audience talent show, lucky draw and other links.

Zhang Xiaokui was very satisfied with the busy and fulfilling preparation process.He completely forgot that time was passing, and he also forgot that as the host of the celebration, he was still completely out of the situation.

With an inexperienced party A and an inexperienced executor, the scene of flying around is almost predictable.

Zhang Xiaokui didn't suddenly realize this problem until Ta Nuo was pushed into the group of monsters.He tried to fly to Tano.In order to match the festive atmosphere of the celebration, Zhang Xiaokui specially wore a bright red giant camellia that day. The weight of the thick petals almost broke his neck, causing the little sunflower-crested cockatoo to stumble and lose control of its direction when it flew up.After several efforts, Zhang Xiaokui finally landed on the shoulder of the sea otter with fluttering wings in embarrassment.He raced against the clock and spoke very fast and went through the process by his ear, wishing he could stuff his thoughts directly into his head, until he heard that his head was dizzy, and the important matters were almost one I don't remember.

It was only when he was kicked onto the stage by Zhang Xiaokui that he learned that, as the host of the ceremony, he needed to make a public speech.Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the unprepared sea otter rarely blushed—of course, the fur on his face was too thick, and no one could notice his bewilderment and embarrassment.

He subconsciously scratched his buttocks with his front paws, and was surprised to find that Zhang Xiaokui's kick was too hard, and the sharp bird claws tore off the small poke hairs on his buttocks, resulting in a small piece of baldness there, which looked extremely unsightly .Fortunately, my current sense of touch is very dull and will not hurt, he comforted himself reassuringly.

Being interrupted like this, Tano's nervousness was relieved a lot.If a sea otter can handle things like baldness indifferently, nothing can bother him anymore.

The temporary stage arranged by Zhang Xiaokui is a century-old cedar tree.The trunk split by the skyfire has been cut open, revealing a hard yellow-gray cross-section.In return for Zhang Xiaokui's five catties of sunflower seeds, ten woodpeckers were invited to hollow out the inside of the tree stump to make a natural echo speaker.Eight out of ten woodpeckers suffered rare concussions after the job due to the hard wood of the cedar, but the final stage performance was excellent.

He Nuo stepped on the stage, and every step he took could hear a thick echo.The audience gradually quieted down.In such a dignified atmosphere, he Nuo decided to break the can.He raised his tail and slammed on the countertop. The sound of thumping drew the attention of all the animal spirits to him.

Standing on the pine tree facing the stage, Zhang Xiaokui looked proudly at Ta Nuo.This hairy-faced monster finally had a bit of self-awareness that everyone was looking forward to.

"Hello, my name is Ta Nuo, and my 'Shenxian Takeaway' is finally opening. I am very happy!" He Nuo bowed deeply to the dark stage below, "Thank you for coming to my house as a guest. Today I My family has prepared a lot of food, which is delicious, I hope you like it."

Luo Xiang slightly raised his eyebrows, a little surprised, he didn't expect this stupid sea otter to face such a "big" scene for the first time, and he also had a somewhat calm expression, looking even more - stupid.

However, Zhang Xiaokui was obviously not satisfied with Ta Nuo's performance.In the screenplay he designed, he needs to recall the past in his speech, tell a few tragic stories of childhood, create a sad and dignified atmosphere, so as to mobilize the emotions of the audience, so that they can recognize the sea otter to the highest degree. Not easy business.

Similarly, due to lack of communication, Zhang Xiaokui's brainwaves about the tragic script could not be received by Ta Nuo at all.After he finished his speech, he was very satisfied with himself, and happily wanted to step off the stage to find the little boss, but was kicked back onto the stage by the exasperated parrot.He stared blankly at Zhang Xiaokui, who waved his wings and gestured at him:

continue--

He Nuo scratched his head, pondered for a long time, searched his poor vocabulary, and continued stammeringly: "In order to reward the vast number of new and old customers, here I want to announce a secret of the sea otter clan."

Saying that, he Nuo felt a little embarrassed.In fact, he is the only sea otter on this continent. To say "sea otters" is a little too loud.But such a brazen gimmick attracted original attention again.

He Nuo stretched out his two front paws, smiled at the audience with some embarrassment, then rubbed palm to palm vigorously a few times, and said seriously: "Next, I will reveal the secret steps of our sea otters' facial cleansing."

Ok?

secret?step?

Do I still need steps to wash my face?

All the spirits showed a strange expression of bewilderment and a smile on their faces.

He still didn't know it, and demonstrated a set of his face rubbing exercises in an orderly manner.First massage the contour of the face clockwise, then rub the soft hair counterclockwise to remove the small impurities hidden in the hair, and then massage deeply from the nose to the eye socket from bottom to top.He released all the details without reservation. This is the first time he promised to share his little secret with so many people.

The little sea otter suddenly felt better, and generously added: "This method of rubbing fur can also be applied to the fur on the body. It can be done several times a day and when you have nothing to do. It can keep the hair clean and tidy, fluffy and soft, and increase hair growth. The space between the hair roots, whether it is for swimming on the water surface or diving, is very good. If you sprinkle some sea salt when rubbing the fur, the effect will be better."

There was a dead silence in the audience, and all the monsters looked at each other in blank dismay.

The scene was so embarrassing that Zhang Xiaokui was about to lose her hair.He made a decisive decision and drew a cross in midair with his wings.This is a signal, which means that the celebration will enter the next process.In his design, at this time, a rain of flower petals should fall from the sky above the stage, enveloping the protagonists of the celebration in a sea of ​​pink flowers, like stars holding the moon.This is a small climax of the atmosphere in the whole celebration.Thinking of such a gorgeous scene, Zhang Xiaokui trembled with excitement.

It's okay to have an imperfect opening, a wonderful main show is the key.

however--

The expected pink rain did not fall, what came crashing down was a more reddish powder——

Chili noodles? !

Zhang Xiaokui widened her black bean eyes, staring in shock at the sea otter that was instantly wrapped in fiery red chili noodles.

The whole place was dead silent.

Ah chirp——

He Nuo couldn't help but sneezed loudly.Then, as if a strange switch had been turned on, the sound of sneezing continued to resound, both on and off the stage fell into spicy chaos.

Zhang Xiaokui's eyes went dark, and he slammed straight down the tree, turning into a withered and broken camellia.

His career died, on such a full moon night.

From then on, he could no longer let go of the burden of tonight's shame.

At this time, Brother Otter climbed down from the fir tree directly above the stage.His mouth and nose were tightly covered by a dark blue turban. Although his shape was weird, he was not attacked by the chili powder.He scratched his head and said apologetically, "The petals were used up while spreading the red carpet."

The emergency happened, and the unimaginative otter brother really couldn't think of other remedial measures.The chili noodles are the closest to the "festive" color, and because most of the food for entertaining guests is seafood, mother otter prepared a sufficient portion. The second otter brother originally wanted to use a small amount of chili noodles for fun, but he did not expect Just when he was about to let go, the younger otter brother Ta Ta Mi suddenly fell from the sky and hit the second brother otter on the head with his ass. He was shocked and threw all the chili noodles out.

After the second otter brother finished speaking, he stretched out his claws and pulled out Ta Mi from the back of his neck.He Taimi was caught in front of people, and realized that he had caused a catastrophe, pitifully kept making bows with his front paws, trembling all over, and tears filled his eyes.

Although Tano was speechless, he couldn't get angry with him.He rubbed his brother's head with paws covered in chili powder.He jumped into his fur belly, crying loudly.

Although the otters tried their best to carry water to clean the scene and the guests, the power of the chili noodles was too great, and many sea and river monsters fainted. It looked delicious—well, it was miserable.

In the end, Luo Xiang, who had finished admiring the farce, made a move, drawing gusts of east wind, and threw the pickled guests into the river piece by piece.A thick layer of red foam floated on the icy river, and the spicy, salty chili smell wafted over the Hongjiu River Basin and lingered for a long time.

The originally prepared band and singing performance failed to appear on stage, and the cumbersome opening ceremony was stillborn.Although this appalling celebration ended in chaos, it was not a complete failure in the long run.Of course, this is mainly due to Zhang Xiaokui's after-the-fact remedy.It has to be said that this little sunflower cockatoo has the will and courage to surpass ordinary birds. He cheered up in the shortest time and quickly launched public relations measures.

Almost on the second day of the ceremony, the rumor that chili noodles must be used to pray for good luck in order to achieve a prosperous business was widely circulated in Hongjiuhe and Baiyelin areas.Although the residents of this land can't tell why the chili noodles have such an effect, it does not prevent them from passing on this strange tradition with suspicion.After all, in the following decades, the name of "Shenxian Takeaway" has indeed become more and more famous, and it has undoubtedly become a golden signboard in the local area.Many demons involved vowed that after being baptized by the fairy chili noodles, their journey to enlightenment will be smoother, and their practice will get twice the result with half the effort.Under the increasingly mysterious rumors, the opening ceremony and even the school opening ceremony are gradually bound together with the red pepper noodles.Such an ending was unexpected by both Ta Nuo and even Zhang Xiaokui.

Of course, these are all things to come, and it is a distant future for Tano.But right now, at this very moment, the little sea otter was filled with sadness and discouragement.The first major event he experienced as an adult ended in such embarrassment, which was not at all the same as his good expectations.He even enthusiastically invited the little boss to watch the ceremony, trying to enhance Luo Xiang's trust in him through the grand opening ceremony, thereby promoting a more stable strategic partnership.

It's a pity that all this was ruined by the chili noodles.As much as he loves chili noodles, he sadly feels he won't miss the pungent taste for a long time.

With the huge failure on his shoulders, he didn't even dare to look up at the little boss's expression.

After an ideological struggle, Ta Nuo still bravely raised his head. He had to admit his failure and wanted to apologize to Luo Xiang.Just when he was about to speak, he found that the little boss had no hint of ridicule on his face.

Probably because the protagonist of the incident was Ta Nuo, Luo Xiang actually didn't think the farce tonight was surprising.Those Haihe seafood marinated with chili noodles looked quite delicious, if it wasn't for his promise not to eat fertile animals, Luo Xian would be willing to have a full meal tonight.What's more, he was not interested in the opening ceremony at first, but ending it early was just what he wanted.

Luo Xiang then shook the wine bottle in his hand and said, "Do you want to drink?"

He still remembered promising a drink to the silly sea otter.He Nuo apparently forgot about it, and couldn't hide the shock on his face, and followed the little boss foolishly, walking into the depths of the venetian forest.

After nightfall, the depths of the dense forest are so dark that you can't stretch your hands out, with a few strange bright spots flashing occasionally, the thick black is suppressed, and the atmosphere is very dignified.Sea otters are not nocturnal animals and cannot help moving clumsily in the dark.However, Luo Xiang didn't seem to be affected by the night at all, walking through it like walking on flat ground.Fortunately, he walked extremely slowly, and he dragged his tail, barely able to stick behind the little boss.He was panting slightly, and those troubles about the opening ceremony were naturally thrown out of his mind, as if they were far away from him.

After walking for an unknown amount of time, he Nuo suddenly felt his eyes light up, and he suddenly became enlightened.It turned out that they had come to the heart of the leaves.The so-called Heart of the Hundred Leaves is a heart-shaped open space in the depths of the Hundred Leaves Forest, which is right in the center of the forest. It is filled with moonlight at this moment, like a bay of bright spring water.According to the old monsters in the forest, the heart of the leaves is actually a tiankeng, which was left by a certain senior when he crossed the catastrophe thousands of years ago.Of course, this kind of statement is now a legend in the world. After all, in the eyes of the younger generation of goblins, such things as crossing the catastrophe are purely feudal superstitions, and meteorites, thunder and lightning are just natural phenomena that have a reason.

Luo Xiang walked to the center of the heart of the venetian leaves, lifted the hem of his clothes, and sat cross-legged neatly.He Nuo took a few steps and sat down.He secretly put his tail under his buttocks to keep out the damp moisture.Although he can't feel the cold of the night now, it is not a pleasant thing for the otter to think that Maomao gets wet.I also don't know how the little boss sat on the floor without hesitation in clean clothes.

Luo Xiang suddenly conjured up two small wine glasses and handed one of them to Nuo.

His eyes were full of surprise.This small wine glass is extremely beautiful, the whole body is translucent, and the light and shadow float, like tangible ice crystals and invisible streamers.He couldn't help admiring, and held it carefully in the palm of his hand, for fear that it would be crushed with a little force.

Luo Xiang couldn't help smiling, in a good mood, and explained: "This is a kind of luminous cup. On the night of the full moon, when the moonlight in the hexagram is the most intense, a ray of light is drawn out, and it will be used for tens of thousands of years. See the chalcedony in the jade of white light locked, and finally carved into a cup." Drinking with this cup, you will not be drunk after a thousand cups, and you can wander around the world after falling into a dream.

He Nuo was stunned for a moment when he heard that, holding the wine glass and not daring to move a bit.

Luo Xiang took out the wine bottle.The bottle was made of something weird, and when he looked at it, it was so beautiful that it was almost dreamlike.Under his eager gaze, Luo Xie slightly tilted the bottle, and a grain of clear green liquid like ice dripped into his glass.At the same time, Tano smelled an indescribable fragrance, which seemed to be scattered but not scattered, and the aroma of wine entered his nose, making his whole body feel comfortable.

He sighed, there was only such a drop, the little boss was too stingy.

Luo Xiang sneered, and said, "It's not bad for a little monster like you to bear a drop. An ordinary cat can only smell the smell of alcohol."

He Nuo was about to refute that he was not a cat, but seeing that Luo Xiang had already considered it, he quickly raised his head and poured the wine into his mouth.It was obviously just a small drop of wine, but it slipped into the throat like a spring of sweet spring.

Delicious!

There were two bright moons floating in Tanuo's eyes, round and bright. "What's this?" he asked.

"Cat wine."

He Nuo vaguely remembered such a thing.He smacked his lips, never expecting the real cat wine to be so delicious.It is sweet and clear, mixed with a faint fruity aroma, and a wonderful bitter taste, but it is not annoying at all.

Ah, such a delicious wine, why was the little boss reluctant to invite me before?He promised, thinking that the little boss is indeed very stingy.

Luo Xie seemed to see the little sea otter's mind, flicked his forehead vigorously with his fingers, and said slightly angrily: "Are you very dissatisfied? Do I have to pick a time to buy you a drink?"

Full, full, no need.He Nuo was very humble, and immediately rolled down the ladder.

"However..." Luo Xiang pondered for a moment, then changed the subject suddenly, and said, "This cat's wine really depends on the time, it's not something you can drink whenever you want."

It turns out that Maoer wine is brewed by the gods in the sky. It takes a hundred years to make a jar and it takes a thousand years to unseal it.

Luo Xiang had just finished speaking the first sentence, when he saw his fluffy face full of disbelief, she knew that the sea otter must be slandering again, so she couldn't help but laughed and scolded: "Why, you think this kind of story is very incomprehensible ?"

He Nuo repeatedly shook his head and waved his hands, denying: "No, I think the setting of the cat fairy is very fascinating. I was fascinated by it." After he finished speaking, he squeezed his brows into the word Chuan, pretending to be serious.

The little boss who is obsessed with the fairy cat story also looks cute.

Luo Xiang didn't bother to pay attention to him, and continued to talk.

This wine-loving cat fairy is keen on traveling between heaven and earth, collecting treasures from heaven and earth, and brewing a jar of cat wine himself when the time is right.However, before the aroma of the wine matured, the cat fairy got the order of heaven and had to leave for the world, and he did not know when he would return.He then hung a jar full of cat wine on the hook of the crescent moon with fairy vines.

When the moon was full, the sharp hook of the crescent moon disappeared completely, and the cat's wine dangled and fell to the world, breaking into thousands of drops.When the next full moon comes, Xianteng will bring the wine jar back to the moon hook, and so on, every year.

If a cat has a chance encounter by fate, and smells the aroma of cat wine on a full moon night, it will be able to turn its wisdom into a spirit and escape from the mortal bones.

Since then, cats have chosen to be active at night.Even today, careful human beings can still find that in the warm spring when the moon is full, there will be groups of cats laughing and singing to the moon.

Cat—wine—meow—

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He Nuo: It's the first time I've heard someone talk about gathering for a blind date so refreshingly.