Fairy takeaway

After drying Mao Mao, he Nuo was satisfied.He is a sea otter who can't hide things, and before he can transform into a human form, he can't help but want to share Biyan's story with the little boss.As a sea otter, even though he has matured for many years, Tano is still not used to walking upright on land with only two hind legs.Although he ran very hard, his speed was actually not fast. He swung his thick and long fur tail desperately to keep his body balanced, and ran across the courtyard, running towards the hall where Luo Xiang was.

Halfway through the run, Tano suddenly stopped, and the hair all over his body stood up.He suddenly remembered one thing: he seemed to have never told the little boss his real body, let alone appeared in front of the other party in the form of a prototype.

Although as the descendant of Mao Chuncheng's Da Luo Grocery Store, Luo Xiang is definitely not an ordinary human being, and it should be common for animals to become spirits.But he promises that he can't say how knowledgeable the little boss is. What if he is a coward who has never seen a sea otter after becoming a sperm, and accidentally frightens to death?

This problem is too serious.

He Nuo turned around in a circle in a hurry, rubbed his fluffy cheeks vigorously with his two front paws, and made a clear whining sound like a childish one.

I don't know if it was because he heard the movement in the yard, Luo Xiang, who was slumped on the bamboo chair, suddenly got up, walked to the yard, and came to the little sea otter, frowning, looking at him with a puzzled expression.

He Nuo jumped up and took two steps back in panic, as if he couldn't hold back and was about to run away.On second thought, maybe the little boss has already seen his real body. After all, he didn't consider the issue of revealing his stuff before, and he didn't cover up when he was baking in the sun.Since the little boss didn't ask, it's very possible - he doesn't know sea otters!

It's easy to deal with the short-sightedness of the other party.He Nuo settled down, puffed out his chest confidently, let out a breath, pretended not to care, and said hello to Luo Xiang normally.

Seeing that he was fine, Luo Xiang also lost interest, replied casually, and planned to turn around and go back to the house.

He Nuo ran two steps to catch up, and asked curiously: "Aren't you surprised by my current appearance?"

"What's so strange?" Luo Xiang asked strangely.

He Nuo twirled the two black peas and said, "Don't be afraid, I'm actually a dog. You see, I have so many hairs. It's normal for dogs to become sperm. We treat humans Very friendly."

Although he Nuoji didn't want to steal his dog's identity, after all, dogs are a species familiar to humans, which sounds more intimate than sea otters.You know, most humans can't even tell the difference between a sea otter and an otter.If it is a dog that has become a sperm, ordinary humans should be more accepting.Although he has also considered the identity of a cat, cats as strong as him are probably rare.

Tano thought sadly, and secretly pinched the flesh on his waist.To be honest, he doesn't look fat, it's just that he has more hair.

Luo Xiang looked at Ta Nuo again, his brows and eyes were tangled together, and the expression on his face was indescribably weird.

He Nuo thought he was scared, and quickly continued to comfort him: "I know this is a bit sudden, but don't worry, I am a good dog, and I have always obeyed the law since I became a master, and I have never done anything harmful to nature. At this point, he bowed his head and apologized in a low voice, "I'm so sorry, I should have told you earlier."

Luo Xiang listened quietly for a long time, let out a breath slowly, and asked, "How did you pass the qualification certificate exam?"

Tanuo blushed, and rubbed his belly with his paws in embarrassment. Fortunately, his hair was so thick that others could not see his face. "Actually." He raised his head and looked at Luo Xiang with round eyes, "I failed the exam."

To be exact, he didn't pass the make-up exam.It's just because he is a rare alien species, and he is an elite with excellent pedigree who is born with a fine lineage. He has taken advantage of the elite introduction policy. Live and engage in business activities within the jurisdiction of the Jinghui.

Luo Xian smiled knowingly.

"The little boss, do you like dogs?" He Nuo asked cautiously.

"I don't like it." Luo Xiang resolutely refused.

He let out a sigh of disappointment.Unexpectedly, he still miscalculated. If he had known, he would have said that he was a cat. "Then what animal do you like?" He asked unwillingly.

Luo Xiang made a serious thought, and after a while, slowly said: "I heard that there is an animal that lives in the sea, named sea otter..."

He Nuo raised his head suddenly, pricked up his ears, and asked excitedly: "Really? Do you like sea otters? Do you think he is cute?"

"I don't know if it's cute or not. After all, I've only seen dogs before." Luo Xiang said lazily, "But..." He elongated his tone, whetted his appetite, and finally said slowly, "But the sea otter This kind of little thing looks chubby, doesn't run fast, and has a limited IQ, so it should be easy to catch."

Grasp?

He Nuo involuntarily tightened his paws.

"After catching it, peel the skin, cut the meat into sections and put it in the soup pot, put the skeleton on the fire rack, sprinkle golden on both sides with cumin, and make the fur into a small waistcoat." Luo Xiang smacked his lips, "It should be pretty good, I like it."

He Nuo stepped back stiffly, his mouth was no longer fluent, he stammered that he still had something to do, twisted his body and rushed into the back room quickly, only to hear Luo Xiang's inexplicable chuckle behind him.

He Nuo went back to the room, shook his paws and turned around for a long time, then suddenly came back to his senses.

No, he thought to himself, why are those few words of the little boss so familiar?He took out the salt jar from his leather bag, sprinkled salt on his body, and carefully rubbed the hair on his belly before he calmed down.That's right, he remembered, the little boss also said before that he wanted to peel and scatter cumin, what did he say then?

——There are so many fat and stupid sea otters like you that people want to catch them for soup...

That is to say, Luo Xiang already knew that he was a sea otter, so he didn't speak for a long time, just watched his own otter perform a one-man show, and made up nonsense to scare him!He snorted heavily.This little boss is really bad.

However, no matter how he promises, he can't help it.He is now dependent on others, and the soon-to-open "Shenxian Takeaway" also relies on the strategic relationship he has established with Luo Xiang.Furthermore, the little boss actually didn't do anything to him, even though he knew he was a fine sea otter, he didn't discriminate against him in any way, although his temper was a bit bad, but in general he helped himself a lot .He talked about eating sea otter meat, but it didn't hurt him at all.Besides, it is acceptable for a good-looking person to have a bad personality...

After thinking about it over and over again, Ta Nuo quickly coaxed himself back to normal.After thinking about it, he started to itch again.He still has a soul-stirring love story about Biyan that he hasn't shared with the little boss yet.

He Nuo staggered out of the room.Luo Xian moved the bamboo chair to the yard, and was lying under the pear tree, basking in the sun leisurely.

Tano carefully walked sideways, drew a big circle, and circled behind Luo Xiang.He plopped down on the ground, carefully pressed his tail under his buttocks, then leaned close to Luo She's ear, and asked in a very small voice: "Are you still curious about the story I just didn't finish?"

Luo Xiang was still resting with his eyes closed, and didn't even move his eyeballs.

"Let me tell you!" He Nuo smiled, "Did you know? It turns out that Bi Yan and Bi Wu are a lovely couple."

Feeling his Nuo's fiery gaze, Luo Xiang had no choice but to lift his eyelids, and then answered, "Oh? Really?" His tone was long and gentle.

"Yes!" He Nuo clenched his fists and tried to open his eyes wide, looking a little funny.

Luo Xiang couldn't help but yawned.

The only audience lacked interest, which did not affect his vivid speech.His floppy belly looks like a talking ball of furballs.Luo Xiang resisted the urge to reach out and pat the ball, and frowned as she listened.After pinching the head and tail, and wringing out all the meaningless adjectives, he finally sorted out the ins and outs from his promise-filled description, and came up with a relatively reliable story.

The origin of the story is a distant strange land separated by a whole sea from Mao Chun.On that continent, there are many green cat magpies, and Biyan and Biwu are just an ordinary couple among them.Biyan and Biwu were originally neighbors, childhood sweethearts, and they shared the largest and strongest red oak tree in the forest.

Biyan is the smartest green cat magpie in the forest. If Biwu were to be the referee, she might be the smartest bird in the forest.She was so good at imitating that whenever their cousin mockingbird came to visit and brought the most popular song on the edge of the woods, Biyan could sing it fluently after only listening to it once.Thrush, magpie, crow, omnipotent.

Of course, what Bi Yan is best at imitating is cat meowing.Although meowing is as natural as breathing for all cat magpies.But Biwu always said that Biyan's meowing is so perfect that it can be confused with the real one—even though Biwu, who has never been in the world, is as shallow as other forest birds and doesn't know much about cats, but he speaks with certainty and speaks So sure, even Bi Yan believed it.

Yes, there is certainly no green cat magpie as clever as her in the world, and there is no bird that can simulate the precise and varied cat calls like her.

Under the eyes of Biwu's blind worship, Biyan's wings gradually flourished.Their first fall as adults was so warm that the sun drenched the forest and set fire to the red oaks that belonged to the two green magpies.The canopy of the red oak tree surrounded them like a burning flame.Biyan and Biwu made a vow that in the coming spring, when the grass grows and the warblers fly, they will build a love nest together and welcome the new beginning of bird life.

However, the breeding season of that year had not yet come, and the accident came quietly.In the depths of the seldom-inhabited jungle, strange guests suddenly ushered in—human beings.These human beings are in groups of three or five, holding strange tools in their hands and making strange noises from their mouths.At first, some bold birds would come to observe curiously. Gradually, the residents in the forest discovered that these humans were not friendly, and they brought the biggest nightmare in the forest.

Some trees had fallen, and a lingering cloud of bird-suffocating smoke billowed from the burning grass.The originally noisy forest became dead silent.The bird feathers mixed with blood mixed into the wet and muddy ground, and after being washed by the rain several times, it turned into black sludge.Many birds in the flock have lost friends and companions in this nightmare.And Biyan is one of them.Together with countless companions, she was locked in a cold and strong cage, and was sent to a swaying ship to ride the turbulent waves to an unknown and strange continent.

"Wait a minute..." Luo Xiang interrupted.His drowsy was finally scared away by the noisy baby sea otter.He yawned and asked, "I can guess the rest of the story. Did the bird's partner overcome many obstacles, fly across the ocean, break through the shackles, and rescue the lover? Then he The two took root in the new continent and lived together, but because of an unknown force majeure, the relationship ended without a problem, and they flew away separately?"

"That's right, that's right, how do you know?" He Nuo asked in surprise.

Luo Xie sighed, and said, "What I don't understand is, such a clichéd story, why do you think it's shocking?"

He Nuo was even more surprised, "Hey, haven't you noticed?"

Although Luo Xiang subconsciously felt that he must have nothing good to say about his promise, he still couldn't help asking following the other party's wishes: "What did you find?"

"You didn't realize..." He Nuo lowered his voice, leaned closer, and said mysteriously, "The protagonists of this story are a male bird and a female bird."

Luo Xiang cooperated and thought very hard for a moment, but still showed a puzzled look.

He was inexplicably proud.Look, he also has things that ordinary people are not sensitive about.He happily revealed the answer to the mystery, and said: "One male and one female love each other, how rare it is!"

……

Luo Xiang stared at the ball of fur for a long time, and had to admit that it was a mistake for him to initiate the conversation.Maybe sprinkling cumin on sea otters is really a nice idea.He took a deep breath, lay back on the bamboo chair, half-closed his eyes, and lazily replied: "What's so strange about it, Yin and Yang are male and female, this is not a normal thing."

He Nuo rubbed his cheeks and thought, is this normal?Why did he meet so few?Although he has never left Mao Chuncheng, he has heard many stories.Big Brother Otter always told him various stories when he was a child.When he grew up, he promised himself that his experience had improved a lot.Judging from his short but wonderful years of becoming a sperm, it is extremely rare for a heterosexual couple to maintain a relationship after becoming a sperm. Otherwise, why is the birth rate of ghosts declining every year?

The little boss is indeed a short-sighted human being.He Nuo glanced at Luo Xian sympathetically, but in order to minimize the blow to the little boss's self-confidence, he tried his best to put on a nonchalant tone, and said, "Oh? Really."

Luo Xiang couldn't bear it any longer, so he grabbed the sea otter's small ears and heard the clear and clear chirping sound as he wished.