Fairy takeaway

He Nuo's idea is very simple, when facing bombs, reduce the damage as much as possible.His reaction was almost subconscious, unexpectedly, Luo Xiang's reaction was faster than his.

There seemed to be eyes on Luo Xiang's back, he stretched out his hand to grab him back, and easily cut off Ta Nuo. With the other hand, he quickly lifted up the little white umbrella, and opened the umbrella with a bang.

The little white umbrella made a crisp sound of dragon chant, and rapidly expanded from the size of an ordinary straight-handled umbrella, with the surface of the umbrella raised, and finally grew into a giant mushroom.With the umbrella facing outward, it blocked all the attacks of the crows and bounced back.

With a burst of shouting, most of the small-billed crows were photographed back to the tree.Their black feathers were stained with white slime, and they looked distressed.The crows who are proficient in fecal attacks probably never thought that one day, they would suffer the same pain as their own.

The small-billed crow headed by it was not spared either.Because he charged forward, he looked even more miserable than the other crows, and even his eyes were covered with hot feces.He yelled and flapped his wings and flew around, but he couldn't speak for a long time.

Seeing that the crisis was over, the little white umbrella turned around and returned to its normal size, and Wen Wen fell into Luo Xiang's hands.Luo Xian retracted the umbrella gracefully, thrust the handle into the ground, and said, "Are there any more?"

Tano's mouth opened into a circle, unable to close for a long time.

The small-billed crows were so agitated by the provocation, but they dared not speak out.After a while, the leader who came back to his senses gave an order, and the crows flapped their wings and quickly flew high into the sky, intending to abandon the battle.

"It's good that a defeated soldier doesn't love to fight." Luo Xiang said slowly, and waved his hand lightly.He didn't seem to touch any of the crows, or even make a lot of effort.In an instant, all the crows seemed to be pulled by their wings, fluttered a few times, and fell to the ground one after another.

Tano's eardrums were buzzing.He shook his head, his eyes glowing with gold.

The crow leader yelled and said, "We have lost to you, what else do you want? Can cats do whatever they want?"

He Nuo didn't come back to his senses, and subconsciously looked behind him.where is the cat

Luo Xiang withdrew his hand, shrugged, and said, "Then you go, I didn't say anything."

As soon as he finished speaking, the panting crows flapped their wings again, trying to escape from this vicious circle.Luo Xiang smiled slightly and tightened his fingers.The rain of crows fell all over the ground in an instant, and fine black fluff floated in the air.He Nuo had an itchy nose and couldn't help but sneezed.

The crow leader glared at Luo Xiang angrily, accusing him of breaking his promise.

Luo Xiang said: "You can leave as you want, whether you can make it or not is up to you anyway."

The crows failed to escape several times, and finally exhausted, fell to the ground, gasping for air on all fours.They seem to be tied with an invisible thread, and as long as they exceed a certain distance, the thread will tighten and pull them back.

The crow leader finally understood this time, he met a master who was not easy to deal with, and the opponent obviously wanted to play a game of cat and mouse.He spat out a mouthful of bloody saliva, raised his voice, and said: "Bright birds don't speak dark words, why do you have trouble with us small-billed crows? Say something, and let us have a direction to repent." He said he wanted to repent, But from his expression, it can be seen that the small-billed crows have written down this vendetta.

Tano felt a chill down his spine.He didn't want to wake up every day to a window covered in white spots.

Luo Xian lowered his head and tugged at his sleeves, smoothing out the creases that didn't exist, and said leisurely, "I'm not dissatisfied at all."

The crow leader was so angry that he couldn't say anything to refute for a while, and he continued to fight but couldn't beat him, so he just glared and wasted.

He Nuo was tired from standing, shifted his center of gravity back and forth between his legs, and yawned.

At this moment, Luo Xian opened his mouth.His tone was not as calm as before, and he was obviously impatient with waiting. "The crow meat is not delicious, not as fat as the vole, nor as firm as the hare. But for a stray cat that hasn't eaten for a long time, the size is still a meal." He loosened his frown , seems to be very satisfied with his arrangement.

The crow leader was out of breath for a while and almost fell down.He has been mature for many years, but most of his people are just ordinary small-billed crows.They encountered stray cats on the ground and had no chance of winning.

Thinking of this, his tone couldn't help but weaken a bit.He took a deep breath, trying to sound as calm and polite as possible.He first reported his family name and said, "I am the leader of our group, and my name is Pepper Powder. Excuse me, what do you want us to do?"

Luo Xiang shook the little white umbrella in his hand, thought for a moment, then suddenly looked at him.

Countless black crow eyes also flew over at the same time.

Swah——

He Nuo felt tremendous pressure instantly.He didn't quite understand how the situation suddenly rose from a fight to a step of peace talks—no, wasn't it just to solve the problem by reasoning in the first place?Why did it develop to the point of fighting?He patted his belly uncomfortably, and took a step forward.

"Actually..." He Nuo said hesitantly, attracting all the attention present.He swallowed his saliva and stammered, "Actually, we just wanted to ask you why we had an enmity with Mr. Song Shi, the boss of 'Mao's Food'."

Hearing this name, Pepper twisted his black forehead, showing a strange look.Although the black feathers covered his expression tightly, he still felt a trace of confusion from his small round eyes. "Mr. Song Shi..." He dragged his voice, "Who?"

Uh, after going on for a long time, it turns out that you don't know who the target of your revenge is?

After some gestures from Ta Nuo.Pepper finally remembered this grievance.Luo Xiang glanced at him a little irritably.Pepper quickly apologized, and said, "I'm sorry, sorry, we have too many human beings to take revenge every day, and some of them can't be remembered for a while. You say you say it, and you continue to say it."

He Nuoxin said, is it your daily schedule to go around for revenge, eating, drinking and messing around?Could the life of the crows be too boring?But he didn't express the confusion in his heart, but went straight to the point, asking Pepper and his partners not to target Mr. Song Shi again.

"I don't really understand what conflict happened between you. In fact, Mr. Song Shi himself is also very confused." He Nuo said sincerely, "However, I think solving the problem is more effective than intensifying the conflict. Letting go of the conflict can also help you Continue to live here comfortably and happily with your partner. If you think that Mr. Song Shi has made an unforgivable mistake, we can also communicate and see if there is any other solution."

Pepper laughed and said, you misunderstood, in fact, we have no enmity with that human, what we hate is his cat.

ah?He promises to blink.Does Mr. Song Shi still have cats?This is something he doesn't know.

Luo Xiang stood aside and never interrupted.But judging from his look, he didn't seem surprised that Mr. Song Shi had a cat.

Pepper fluttered his wings, and happily told him about the evil deeds of the cat.

Mr. Song Shi's cat is called Cong Hua, a four-year-old long-haired tabby cat with a bad temper.One day, Pepper Powder passed by Mr. Song Shi's shop, admiring his heroic figure from the reflection in the glass, when Scallion suddenly jumped out from the dark, which startled him a lot.Not only that, after the chopped scallion got it, he laughed triumphantly, twisted his buttocks at the pepper powder, and meowed a good meal of ridicule.This made the narrow-minded pepper powder hold a grudge, and the next day he greeted his friends and gave Mr. Song Shi's shop a "watering of love".

Since then, the beams of pepper and green onion have been knotted.Facing Pepper's attack, Scallion didn't take it seriously, and couldn't help thinking about it. Instead, he intensified his efforts to provoke the other party, and tried his best to irritate him.The attacks of Pepper Powder and the small-billed crows became more and more crazy. At the beginning, as long as the chopped green onions were in front of the glass window, they would summon their friends to provoke them; They still visit the store from time to time, re-soiling the glass that was wiped as new.

"That stinky cat!" Speaking of the past, Pepper Powder was still indignant, "He is cowardly and troublesome, he only dares to hide in the glass window and meow. Don't let me see him, don't let me peck his tail off Mao!"

He Nuo imagined it, and felt a little pain in his tail.He scratched his head and said helplessly, "Then is there any way to stop you from being angry?" Onion Chopped might just be playful, but he didn't know that his grievances with the small-billed crow would bring huge troubles to his humans.

Pepper Powder's huge black wings flapped open, clamoring "Small-billed crows will never compromise", when Luo Xiang glared at him, he immediately compromised, twitched for a long time, and said: "Why don't you let That stinky cat, please give me an apology. As long as he is sincere, I promise you, from now on, I will not trouble him or his humans. We can’t help but we will not harass them, even those of other groups nearby We can also say hello to the crows, to ensure that they will not be harassed by any birds in Maochuncheng again."

The proposal sounds good.He Nuo nodded, but he was a little worried.Cats are very proud, and he wasn't sure if the big tabby cat named Cong Shuai could bow his head and apologize to Pepper.He said: "I can try it. If I can succeed, please remember your promise."

Pepper powder snorted and said loudly: "Although we small-billed crows have no reputation at all, I can guarantee with my crow character that what I say is like rain in summer and fruits in autumn. Cash it." After finishing speaking, he used his beak to pluck out a long black feather under the wing, and handed it to him as a token.

He promised to accept the feather, turned to look at the little boss, and said, "I've agreed."

Luo Xiang was standing by the side smoking a cigarette, when he heard the words, he turned his head to look.He cut off the cigarette butt, and poked a hole in the ground with the tip of his umbrella, making a crisp rubbing sound.

The small-billed crows seemed to be fitted with springs, and instantly stood up straight, with their heads held high and their chests puffed out, one by one standing up one by one. The blackness of the crows looked neat and spectacular.

Luo Xiang waited for a while before opening his mouth slowly, and asked, "You often wander around Maochun City, have you seen any suspicious people?"

Pepper puffed out his chest, thought about it for a while, and was a little confused.He asked, "Can you elaborate on what a suspicious person is?" They fly dozens of them back and forth in the city every day, and they see countless human beings. There are quite a few strange human beings, but they can be called It is suspicious but hard to say.Human beings are weird after all, and anything is possible with them.

This answer did not satisfy Luo Xiang, he frowned slightly, and after a while, he suddenly relaxed again. "If you can ask this question, it seems that you have not met." He said, "I need you to be my eyes and ears, hovering over the city every day, paying attention to those unusual human beings or phenomena. If you find out, come and report to me.”

Pepper looked embarrassed.Although it is true that their little-billed crows are very busy, they are not so busy that they want to run errands for others.It's just that he didn't dare to speak.

Luo Xiang didn't make him too embarrassed, because the reasons he gave were quite sufficient. "You can't beat me," he said, "I'm a good plucker."

After receiving Pepper Powder's swearing promise, Luo Xiang left Wutong Street with Ta Nuo contentedly, and walked in the direction of Mr. Song Shi's small shop.Before leaving, Luo Xiang suddenly remembered something and turned around.

The crows who finally breathed a sigh of relief froze for a moment, staring at him blankly.

Luo Xiang said: "It's nothing. This street is too dirty, you guys have to find a way." After speaking, he left without looking back.

Think, think of a way?Pepper was at a loss, yelled a lot, and finally came up with an effective plan: He asked every small-billed crow in the ethnic group to go to the toilet at a fixed place when they squatted on Wutong Street, and could no longer defecate anywhere. .

Fixed-point throwing is a new thing for wild small-billed crows, and it is also a big difficulty.But with the weight of hair-plucking on his neck, no matter how difficult things are, he has the determination to overcome them.They decided to use the group as a unit, three rounds a day, and train in batches until all small-billed crows can master this skill.

And the fixed place they chose was the huge bronze statue at the intersection of Wutong Street.The statue was originally used to commemorate a city pioneer with great achievements, but was later covered and wrapped by the feces of small-billed crows, layer by layer, year after year, and finally the feces weathered and formed a peculiar appearance. The facade has become a great spectacle in Maochun City.

Some people say that crow dung is a sign of gods.Although birds are beasts, they have a conscience.They stay on the statues of the pioneers, heralding their affirmation of Mao Chuncheng's past history and expectations of infinite possibilities in the future.

As soon as this remark came out, it soon appeared in the lace news of the city daily, and became a good talk for a while.

Of course, there are also those who disagree, posting dismissive comments on the Internet: meow meow meow.Of course, no one knew that it was a cat who made the remarks.

Putting these aside for the time being, let’s go back to the journey of Thanos and Luo Xiang.Leaving Indus Street, the sky continued to rain.He Nuo scratched his head and held up the umbrella again.Luo Xiang was still leaning on the umbrella, and strode in front of him.They left the crows and soon returned to Mr. Song Shi's shop.

Mr. Song Shi had just negotiated with the next owner of the store, when he saw He Nuo and Luo Xiang, he greeted them with a smile.He seemed to be in a good mood. Although at the beginning when he was forced to close the door, he felt very reluctant and struggling, but when he really made a decision, he was relieved.Maybe he wasn't ready, he thought.

"I already know the reason!" He Nuo eagerly shared the good news with Mr. Song Shi.

Mr. Song Shi didn't expect that they actually went to find the crow and came back to tell him that they had a solution.Although he had negotiated the transfer of the store, he still couldn't help but wonder what happened.

"Actually, it's very simple..." He Nuogang was about to explain, when he caught a glimpse of Luo Xiang's face from the corner of his eye, he changed the topic, and came up with a lame story, "Actually, we just made a random guess and thought there was a dog in your family. cat."

Luo Xiang turned aside and lit a cigarette without even looking at him.

Mr. Song Shi was shocked. "It's a bit too accurate for you to guess casually, how did you guess?"

He Nuo smiled and said: "We are also a bit powerful. Anyway, we guessed it casually. It may be that there was a dispute between your cat and the crow, which caused the crow to keep staring at your shop. .”

Although this speculation sounded flimsy, Mr. Song Shi's attention was quickly turned elsewhere.He carefully recalled that the time when the crows were the most violent was when the scallions were still in the store, and every time the scallions showed their heads in front of the glass window, they would be attacked by raindrops of feces.

Later, he was busy taking care of the store, and couldn't take care of both ends, so he put the chopped green onions home.After that, the crows did not come as diligently as before.Mr. Song Shi once wondered whether they had almost forgotten his small shop.It's a pity that the crow's instinct to hold revenge is stronger than he thought.

"But how to solve it?" Mr. Song Shi hesitated.Although this random guess and some facts seem to match, reconciling the contradiction between a cat and a group of crows sounds like a fantasy.

"It's okay, it's okay." He Nuo comforted, full of confidence, "I think you can ask Scallion to come to the store again, maybe they meet again, and a good chat will help you untie your knot and turn your enemy into a friend. From now on, fighting with friends and beings in the world of mortals, they are chic and unrestrained."

Luo Xiang coughed and cleared his throat.

He Nuo reviewed what he said and felt that there was nothing wrong.He raised his eyes and looked at Mr. Song Shi.

Mr. Song Shi's complexion was not so good.He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and said with difficulty: "How do you know that my cat's name is Scallion?"

He Nuo blinked, and said slowly: "Wow, is his name really Cong Sliced? What a coincidence, I guessed it casually."

Mr. Song Shi looked suspicious, but it seemed strange that he really wanted to refute seriously.This incident itself is a strange thing.But as he promised, he had no other choice anyway.If the matter can be completely resolved, then those crows should not come to harass the next family again, and Mr. Song Shi can feel at ease.

Moreover, the green onion is the stray cat that Mr. Song Shi picked up on the first day he opened this small shop. He thinks that the green onion and the small shop must have a great fate, so it sounds good to let it say goodbye to the small shop.

"But my cat has a bad temper." Mr. Song Shi was still a little worried, "Maybe they will quarrel more intensely in the end."

I heard that there are obedient and well-behaved cats, but Mr. Song Shi has never met it himself, so he dare not even think about it.Scallion is a cat that is super fierce and cold.When Scallion usually stays in the store, he doesn't make trouble, but occasionally he will show his perverse side and do some harmless small damage, which makes Mr. Song Shi laugh bitterly.Apart from eating, it never showed him any need or gesture of favor.In a hurry, sometimes he would bark his teeth and claws at each other, which made Mr. Song Shi wonder whether it was a wrong decision for him to adopt Scallion.

He Nuo shook his head vigorously.It's perfectly normal for cats to have a bad temper.In the life of this short-sighted sea otter, one of the few cats I've ever seen has a maverick temper.Cats are fickle by nature, he was convinced of that.

"Is there any way to make my cat more..." Mr. Song Shi asked uncertainly.

But what is more?more obedient?More docile?It seems that his original intention of raising a cat was not for the obedience and understanding of the other party, but because he wanted to come to a strange city alone, and it would be nice to have a small, fluffy and warm animal to accompany him.Maybe he thought it wrong.

Mr. Song Shi did not continue to ask.

"Thinking too much." Luo Xiang said abruptly, startling the other two.

He Nuo patted his face to calm himself down.

Luo Xiang continued: "The cat has his own ideas, he can raise whoever he wants, you don't have to think too much about it." The implication is that Cong Hua's willingness to stay with Mr. Song Shi is also his own decision.

Mr. Song Shi seemed to understand, but still nodded.He promised to continue the appointment here at the same time tomorrow, and he will bring the green onion out to make an understanding.

In the end, only Ta Nuo and Luo Xiang were left.He Nuo carried an insulated lunch box filled with tomatoes and eggs, and walked slowly beside Luo Xiang.Luo Xian's expression was heavy, as if he was thinking about something.He Nuo was quiet for a long time, he couldn't hold back his curiosity, and asked in a low voice, "Who is the suspicious person you have drawn the attention of the crows to?"

Luo Xiang's thoughts were interrupted, and she glanced at him impatiently. "Look at me," he said.

He Nuo leaned over curiously, and looked at the little boss's face seriously. "It's beautiful." He gave a thumbs up in his heart.

"Is there writing on my face?"

He Nuo was puzzled, took another look carefully, and shook his head.

"Wrong." Luo Xiang said, "It's written on my face: Do you think I'll tell you?"

He Nuo was taken aback, then discouraged. "Okay then," he said, "may I ask a different question then?"

Luo Xiang gave a absent-minded hum.

"What is a suspicious person?" Without waiting for Luo Xian to reject him, he Nuo continued, "Is it the kind of monster that eats monsters?" When he was still very young, his mother Otter once told him about bedside story.

A long, long time ago, there was a group of monsters who could eat monsters, haunting Maochun City, and many little monsters who had just become spirits were eaten.Every night, the air echoes with the cries of little monsters, and the whole Baiye Forest screams.

The young sea otter was so frightened that he couldn't sleep, and he rubbed his belly under the quilt.

Mother Otter reassured him that it was okay, monsters that eat monsters would not eat sea otters.

why?

Because they have never seen a little sea otter.

It makes sense, Tano has always believed in it.

Hearing this, Luo Xiang raised her eyebrows, but said nothing.

"Then will they eat sea otters?" Tanuo asked cautiously.

"Eat." Luo Xiang nodded affirmatively, "Not only did he eat, but he also smacked his lips and patted his stomach for aftertaste. The meat is fat and fat, but slow and clumsy. It's easy to grab, and it's delicious."

He Nuo felt that tonight the basil forest would probably resound with weeping again.