Fairy takeaway

The emotionally hurt little otter declares that he wants to pay homage to his dead love, and also suspends school...temporarily.Afterwards, he swaggered into the small courtyard of Luo's family, and very bluntly stuffed the small baggage he brought into the closet, and piled it between Luo Xiang's and Tano's clothes.There are several bow ties of different colors in the small bag, which can be worn and used for different occasions-male otters can’t live without their own four-season wardrobe.

Since Luo Pangpang learned that the little otter was a reserve grain raised by Luo Xian, its attitude towards other rice has also improved a lot. The little otter was raised so that his body became round again.

Luo Xian weighed the weight of his rice with his hands, narrowed his eyes in satisfaction, and expressed his appreciation for Luo Pangpang's feeding work.The little sea otter was so scared that he quickly snatched his younger brother back from the little boss and held him in his arms.

Luo Xiang looked at him sideways, and the little sea otter felt a little guilty for no reason, so he thought about opening his mouth and changed the topic. "Oh, by the way, the clients I contacted recently are very busy recently, and most of them are not in Mao Chuncheng. It seems that we have to rest at home for a while."

Luo Xiang was not keen on the matter of going out or not, so he just nodded slightly upon hearing this.

The little sea otter breathed a sigh of relief.He didn't realize that he was going through a difficult cat's mouth escape, he was still obediently lying in his brother's arms, chirping and screaming a few times, and started licking his paws and rubbing fur again.He liked to follow the sea otter brother since he was a child, and he has learned a whole set of sea otter face rubbing procedures, with skillful techniques and smooth movements.

In order to completely divert the little boss's attention, the little sea otter quickly picked up a few new things that were not too important, and started talking about them.

If we want to talk about the first major event, it is the heavy news that Mr. Ma Haha participated in the variety show and successfully debuted.The original shape of Mr. Mahaha is a husky dog. He was an early customer of Shenxian Food Delivery, and it is also one of the successful cases of successfully repairing human form by supplementing calcium tablets.It is said that after Mr. Mahaha cultivated human form, he went to report to the Elite Association early, and wanted to change his name. Unexpectedly, he happened to meet the dog faction cadres in the association who were arguing about re-electing a dog family to enter the human entertainment circle. It's too late.

The Chengjing Association has little income, and its finances are in deficit all year round, so it is eager to expand its source of income.Investing in the human entertainment industry is the end-point support project of the new era that the ruling dogs came up with. After some marketing operations, a lot can be recovered in the later stage.

Of course, the risks in the industry have gradually increased in recent years. It is no longer as easy as it used to be to create a national idol. The difficulty is mainly in the investment of more capital in operation.In addition, with the opening of multimedia channels such as the Internet, ordinary human beings are no longer as easy to deceive as they used to be.It is often difficult for them to concentrate, and they become more distracted. In March, the traffic is crawling everywhere, and the popular idols of the season may not survive the Spring Festival.

For this reason, the cadres of the ruling dog and the voting team have formulated more detailed and strict star-making execution standards, referring to the successful experience of the predecessors, trying to copy the second person...

"Who is he talking about?" Luo Xiang interjected.

"He Yan is my elder brother!" Little Sea Otter wrinkled his nose unwillingly, "My elder brother calls him Yan, and the youngest brother calls him Ta Mi, you don't remember any of them, don't you remember neither?" Oh my name."

The more the little sea otter thought about it, the more something went wrong, and he continued to mutter, "And you never call my name in person, have you really forgotten?"

Luo Xian was speechless.

The little sea otter immediately pretended to be wronged, and stretched out his paw to wipe away the tears that did not exist.Seeing this, he immediately stretched out his paws, touched the little sea otter's furry face, and let out a worried chirping sound.

The little sea otter touched his younger brother's head and comforted him: "I'm fine, you can go and play by yourself."

He held his paw in his hand, stared at Ta Nuo for a long time, and made sure that the sea otter brother was really not sad. Then he gave a clear chirp, climbed down from the little sea otter's embrace, and flicked his tail to look for Luo in the yard. Pangpang went to play.

As soon as the otter brother left, the little otter immediately put on that heartbroken expression and looked at the little boss resentfully.

Luo Xiang looked at Ta Nuo and persuaded him: "Stop acting, if you act again, it's over."

The little sea otter rolled on the spot, threw himself into Luo Xiang's arms, bit his collar with his teeth, and said vaguely: "No, the more I think about it, the more angry I get, I want you to make it up to me."

Luo Xianhu shook the little sea otter's head, nodded and said, "Okay, you say."

The little sea otter buried his face in the small boss's shoulder, murmured and thought for a long time, and said reluctantly: "I can't think of it either, so you can call my name."

"Then you change back first." Luo Xiang demanded.

The little sea otter was curious. For some reason, the little boss had to call his name in front of his human form.But he still obeyed obediently.

The human-shaped Tanuo was much bigger than the little sea otter, but Luo Xiang still held him tightly in his arms.

"You called him Nuo." Luo Xian lowered his head, looked directly into Tan Nuo's eyes, and said seriously, "I remember."

Obviously it was only two very common words, it was his name, and everyone could call him that, but when he heard it from the little boss, he listened to it, and for some reason his heart suddenly felt hot.

He turned away embarrassedly, and murmured, "I call him Nuo."

Every human has its own name, and so do the spirits.At the beginning, the name endows life with uniqueness, heralding the birth of an independent individual.Therefore, the name often carries the beautiful vision of the name giver for the newborn.In terms of literal meaning, names are usually beautiful.But its most beautiful moment is the moment when it is read in a tone full of love.

A name is a love poem.

"And you are Luo Xiang."

Luo Xiang smiled slightly, nodded and said, "Yes, I am."

He Nuo held his face, trying to lower the temperature of his cheeks with his cold palms.After a long time, he finally calmed down. Looking at the little boss's handsome face as always, he suddenly thought of a question that had been on his mind for a long time.

"Why are you called that name?" He Nuo asked curiously, tilting his head.

Luo Xiang raised his head slightly, as if he was remembering something. After a long while, he laughed and replied, "It's nothing. Name, code name, birthday, they are all things that are foreign to me."

"Are you just thinking about your birthday too?" He Nuo asked in surprise, but soon relieved.After all, there are thousands and thousands of ghosts who don't know the date of their birth. It's understandable for the little boss not to care, or to pick a date at random.

"I just think that day is easy to remember."

Norton felt speechless.

The story behind it is easy to guess.Luo Xiang thinks that the day of February [-] is easy to remember, and human beings think so too.On February [-]nd, the dragon raises its head, and all things are revived and full of vitality. The plan for a year lies in spring. On this day, hard-working human beings are most hopeful.In the distant past, humans on this continent would choose to gather together on February [-], hold a grand sacrificial ceremony, offer three animals and four fruits to the gods, and pray for good weather and a good harvest in the coming year.

Luo Xiang's food means enjoying the sacrificial tribute.Back then, Little Fairy Cat was willing to accept a name from humans, probably because of its beautiful meaning.

A little fairy cat, looks so good-looking, but always eats too much and is lazy, and even eats and drinks on the dragon's festival, so naughty.He Nuo slandered like this, with a smile on his face unconsciously.

Luo Xian caught a glimpse of Ta Nuo's expression, and sensed what was going on in his heart. He felt a little annoyed immediately, and emphasized, "It's not that I asked for this, it was offered by human beings sincerely. Can I just refuse? Besides, it's obviously me It should be their fault to choose birthdays first and humans to set holidays later.”

"That's natural." He Nuo said with a straight face, "How could you be wrong?"

Luo Xiang listened to his ears, his expression softened a lot, and he said proudly: "Besides, have you ever seen a real dragon?"

Tano shook his head.

"Or have you ever found a dragon's breath or a dragon's footprint?"

He Nuo continued to shake his head.

Not to mention witnessing it with his own eyes, he has never heard of the complete legend about the Dragon Clan.The so-called ancient gods and beasts, how to call the wind and rain, and how lucky they are, must be beyond the reach of the nobles, but it is just a bedtime story passed down by the spirits.What's more, the ghosts who became spirits after the founding of the People's Republic of China have received scientific education in the new society, and gradually understand the need to abandon the feudal superstitions of the past, and no longer indulge in old-fashioned fairy tales.

As a young generation who grew up under the banner of the New World, he still understands the principle of being scientific and seeking truth from facts.

"That's it." Luo Xiang smiled slightly, "What does this mean? This means that dragons do not exist in the first place, but are just images imagined by humans. The so-called dragons of the sky are actually cats in the world. Every cat The predecessors are all real dragons. Since I am a real dragon, why can't I accept the offering on February [-]."

……

He Nuo widened his eyes and looked straight at the little boss.

To be honest, he doesn’t really understand how the two conclusions from no dragon to cat is dragon are connected by causality. He feels that the logic of the little boss sounds very confident and convincing, but it doesn’t make sense at all when he thinks about it carefully. .

So, Ta Nuo, who always pays attention to science and despises dross, said to the little boss seriously: "I see! I think what you said is very reasonable, and I finally understand it!"

Luo Xiang patted his head in relief, and motioned: "You continue to talk."

Interrupted by such a distraction, it took him a long time to sort out his disturbed thoughts and get back to the original topic.

Oh, I remembered, it means that the Chengjing Association wants to create a second Heyan.Of course, there is a key problem with this ambitious declaration, that is, Brother Otter was not created by the Elite Association in the first place. To be precise, he made his debut back then, relying entirely on his luck and strength as an otter— —Because of this, although he said that although he would give some gifts to the Essence Association, the relationship between the two parties is not close.The so-called goal of creating another word is originally a false proposition.

"My eldest brother is very powerful." He Nuo sighed, "I think it is very difficult to find another him in the world, let alone one made by hand."

Luo Xian looked at him steadily.

He promised nonsense without changing his expression: "Of course, you are also very powerful. In my opinion, you two are very powerful, just like "yas" in human writing." He raised his two hands and compared each other on his ear. Draw a small antenna, "Your strengths are developed in different directions, and they are all very good. Really."

Luo Xiang lowered her head and quietly looked at her fingers.

He promised again: "By the way, my elder brother told me before that he really wanted to make friends with you. Can I invite my elder brother to come to our house as a guest? I think he will bring us a lot of dried fish."

In fact, the original words of Big Brother Otter just wanted to meet Luo Xiang formally, and there was a sense of consideration for the other party, and he also emphasized that he would bring the second Brother Otter with well-developed limbs and the ability to fight against beatings.It's just that the simple-minded Ta Nuo couldn't appreciate the deep meaning in Brother Otter's words. He only thought that his brothers liked the little boss as much as he did, so he readily agreed.

Luo Xiang raised his head, pondered for a moment, and said with a smile: "It's fine to have small dried fish. And I believe that with a cautious person like your elder brother, he should have bought good personal insurance, and there will be no major problems."

He Nuo looked at him strangely, completely ignoring the meaning of the sentence about personal insurance.Of course, this did not prevent him from happily agreeing, secretly planning to write back to Brother Otter and make an appointment.Speaking of which, after returning from the beach last time, the hardworking otter immediately threw himself into endless work, and it is said that he will be busy until the end of the year.

"All in all," he Nuo forcibly pulled back the subject of the conversation, "The Association of Essences of Essence wants to find another malleable talent, malleable talent, is that what you say?"

"Correct."

But malleable talents are not easy to find.The ruling dogs decided to develop from the new generation of mature dogs. After two or three years of picking and choosing, they finally chose a husky dog ​​with both virtue and skill...

"Is the word Deyi Shuangxin correct?"

"Well...it depends on how you understand the word and the emotion you want to express."

"Then count me in."

All in all, this husky dog, who may be both good and talented, was gloriously employed amidst the attention of the public, and then the scandal of being illiterate broke out.According to Eleven, who played the voting team, the dog could make two mistakes out of the three words when signing the signature, and was awarded the ironic title of Contemporary Writer.

Having said that, he Nuo lowered his head in shame.To this day, when he writes letters to the Otter family, he still needs Luo Xiang to point out and correct his typos.

"I'm sorry." He Nuo apologized sincerely.

However, he is not a public otter after all, and no one cares about his level of human culture.The husky dog ​​who threatened to flatten the niche entertainment circle was different. He exposed his shortcomings all the time in his speech and demeanor, and soon missed the support opportunity provided by the Cheng Jing Association, and he promised to replace him. A familiar old friend, Mr. Mahaha.

"At this moment, the rooster sang, and Mr. Mahaha came into the world!" He Nuo gestured his arms passionately, and said in a cadence.

The recent young sea otters have indeed made extra efforts to learn and consolidate the application of human languages ​​by reading a large number of human literature.So far, great progress has been made, which is worthy of praise.Of course, with the growth of vocabulary and strange knowledge points, and out of love for theatrical stage, the little sea otter has gradually learned a lot of messy sayings, and from time to time the words are surprising, which makes Luo Xiang dumbfounded.

"The story I'm going to tell is amazing, you must pay attention to it." He shook his head triumphantly and said, "It turns out that Mr. Mahaha didn't come for the interview specially, he just... "

"Stop, you don't need to talk anymore." Luo Xiang stopped the little sea otter's speech, and said calmly under the surprised eyes of the other party, "I already know the story that happened later. He accompanied his friend to the interview, and his friend was unsuccessful. And he succeeded, thus stepping into the road of showbiz."

He Nuo was dumbfounded, and said in surprise, "How do you know everything?"

"Almost all the stories in the showbiz about unintentional planting are in this way." Luo Xiang replied.

"Then you are amazing!" To the little boss, Ta Nuo has always expressed his praise without hesitation, "You can guess exactly."

All in all, Mr. Mahaha's story goes like this.He originally regarded getting involved in the entertainment industry as a dispensable employment opportunity.However, fate always favors unprepared dogs, and surprises come like this.With that successful interview, Mr. Mahaha entered a popular human reality talent show of the season.

Mr. Qiao Wu, another old friend of Tano's, also appeared on the show as the team leader.In the spirit of fellowship, Mr. Ma Haha received a lot of care from Mr. Qiao Wu, and finally made his debut with the honorary title of "Shame of Forced Push".

"Are you sure that the title of Shame of Forced Pushing is honorable?" Luo Xiang asked.

"Isn't it?" He Nuo asked back, scratching his head in embarrassment, and laughed to himself, "It should be, it sounds very domineering, hahaha."

"Anyway, don't care about these details. Mr. Mahaha is now a glorious member of the popular Spicy Chicken." He Nuo continued, "And according to the observation results of the cast and investment team, after this draft variety show, Mr. Mahaha and Mr. Qiao Wu was also selected as Xipi, it is said that he climbed to the top of the Xipi list in less than half a month, which is really amazing."

Speaking of the origin of this Xipi, apart from the frequent interaction between Mr. Mahaha and Mr. Qiao Wu in the show, there are a lot of small details of love. The main reason for its popularity is a small warm-up game.In the game, the host asked the guests and contestants to choose an animal to represent their own spiritual world.

As a result, it is conceivable that the honest spirits all chose their protozoan.The original shape of Mr. Mahaha is a handsome silver-gray husky, while Mr. Qiao Wu is a small and beautiful red-billed lovesick bird.Unexpectedly, once this answer was announced, it caused widespread discussion on the Internet. People who eat melons said that these two people are too shameless and have no correct understanding of themselves.

Mr. Mahaha always behaves in a disciplined manner, and he is extremely smart in the show. Compared with the status of a traffic niche, he has the wisdom of a scholar.You tell me that such a character thinks he is a husky?Huh?The stupidest demolition dog ever?

And Mr. Qiao Wu is almost the opposite of Mr. Mahaha.No matter on stage or off stage, he behaved like a courting butterfly, flying around, often attracting bees and attracting butterflies, not to mention, he often built a Shura field with his own hands, enjoying the blessings of everyone, quite a sensationalist suspected.Does such a courtesan have the nerve to use the lovesick bird, which symbolizes faithful love, as a spiritual animal?

Oh yeah, I don't believe it.

The melon-eating crowd retreated tactically, expressing their dissatisfaction.

However, no matter how you say it, the cute contrast between the two from the inside to the outside still makes many fans say they are very happy.Mr. Ma Haha, who looks stern on the outside and is cute on the inside, and Mr. Qiao Wu, who is flirtatious on the outside but affectionate on the inside, are really delicious.As a result, a brand new real-life RPS Xipi was born, named Qiao Douma Dumb.

Having said that, I have to emphasize once again the lack of animal knowledge of most human beings, and the depth of their misunderstandings shocked the otters.First, although huskies have their lively and active nature, their house demolition often comes from human negligence and carelessness.Energetic huskies need a lot of daily exercise to maintain a decent manner, and this level of exercise is often beyond the imagination and satisfaction of ordinary humans.When its athletic nature cannot be released, no matter how harsh the discipline and practice are, it is like a castle built on the beach, which will break at the touch of a finger.

Keeping a large dog in captivity and disregarding its natural instincts is tantamount to teaching the dog that any form of expression can be regarded as a substitute for exercise and that house removal is reasonable.But as always, humans are willing to see the serious consequences of this neglect as inherently flawed in animals rather than themselves.

Second, regarding lovesickness birds as a symbol of human love, like mandarin ducks, is just wishful thinking by human literati and poets.In fact, whether it is a lovesick bird or a mandarin duck, they are just ordinary birds. Like most other birds, once you love it, you forget it, and it is commonplace to change your mind when you see a difference.

The myth of lovesick birds also originated from human misunderstandings.They always keep a pair of male and female lovebirds together.When one of the birds died unexpectedly, human beings were too immersed in self-movement and ignored the physical condition of the other lovesick bird, causing it not to eat, drink, dance or sing. And death, then contributed to the tragedy of love.

If human beings are determined to entrust their unswerving and vague vision that they cannot achieve on a bird, it is better to worship the albatross who always advocates monogamy.

Of course, all kinds of thoughts just flashed through the little sea otter's head.Sometimes, those who really care will naturally pay attention to these subtleties.If you don't care, it's useless to talk more.

After he finished praising him, he humbly asked Luo Xian what Xipi was.

"Is it edible?"

Luo Xiang didn't know how to describe to him the various subtle uses of human buzzwords, the context was too complicated and involved a wide range of things, and the last words could only be summed up simply as: "It means that humans think that the two of them are very suitable for mating, I formed a small circle by myself, swiped the screen every day on the Internet, and studied when and how they mate."

He Nuo heard the words, frowning in fright, and stammeringly said: "Then human beings are a bit too gossip, why do they pay so much attention to other people's mating? Don't they have a mating partner themselves?"

As animals, the spirits are actually very frank about the matter of their own mating, covering the sky and sitting on the ground, and don't mind the existence of bystanders at all.Some spirits will follow the habit before becoming a spirit, and there will be various estrus periods in a year.Most spirits are closer to human physiology, and have long been accustomed to the rhythm of estrus and mating anytime and anywhere.

However, even the most careless person would not be willing to publish such things as mating on the Internet, so that the public can monitor his frequency and methods.

Even if it is a very interesting thing, once it becomes a project that will be rated and judged by others, it will gradually become dull.

He promises that intelligent, moral human beings would fail to realize this.In the end, he attributed this weird phenomenon to the fact that these humans probably liked Mr. Mahaha and Mr. Qiao Wu too much.

"Human love is like a sudden forest fire, with no reason and no direction." Tanuo sighed, and suddenly found that he could speak poetry-like language.Sure enough, the masterpiece of Poem King of Cats is not in vain, it is indeed useful.He secretly decided in his heart that the next time he went to the Sparta restaurant, he must write a letter of praise to Mr. Wang Cake.

Seeing Tano walking farther and farther on the narrow and narrow road, Luo Xian quickly pulled his thoughts back and corrected: "These human beings are not trying to spy on other people's privacy, but their imagination is too rich. In fact, huskies and that The birds don't get together, it's just that some humans think they're a good fit. It's just a hobby and an art process to some extent."

"Hey, is that so?"

After all, Tano is a cultural little sea otter who has received the influence of human literature, and he is already familiar with a certain hobby that Luo Xiang mentioned.It's just that the stories in the literary works he knows are all fictional. I didn't expect that human beings like to study love and mating techniques on real creatures.

It's just that, although I understand, I understand, but...

He put down his phone guiltily, and just now, while the little boss was talking, he had sent congratulatory text messages to Mr. Ma Haha and Mr. Qiao Wu respectively.

He promised to delete and delete, and struggled with the wording to send another apology text message.For the next day, he anxiously waited for news from his friends.After waiting until dinner time, the replies from Mr. Mahaha and Mr. Qiao Wu came one after another.Mr. Mahaha was as serious and polite as ever, expressing sternly that it was okay, and sincerely wished his Nuo and Luo Xiang a happy marriage.

In contrast, Mr. Qiao Wu's reply was much bolder and bolder.Not only did he happily accept Ta Nuo's blessing, but he also sent Ta Nuo more than a dozen Xipi fan pictures of him and Mr. Mahaha backhandedly, which is still the type that is not suitable for posting original pictures in public.He Nuo's face turned red for a while, he was still not used to looking directly at the mating scene of human figures.

——Is it enough? Ask me if it’s not enough. If the portion is enough, don’t be polite to me.I also have the text, what attributes do you want, which wife do you like?Everything you need, after all, I am the little host of Qiao Douma Da Xipi Chaohua hahahahahaha!

He Nuo rummaged through the dialog box for a long time, and finally poked a thumbs up emoticon and sent it back.

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Generally speaking, if you meet a dog on the road, you can call it a dog, dog dog, or dog, or rhubarb.But if this dog is a dog with a serious job, especially a civil servant such as a drug detection dog search and rescue dog, then its handler or breeder usually will not call it a dog, but a dog, even in spoken language. Just tell me how my dog ​​is.It's probably a more formal name.If friends have the opportunity to chat with the official dogs, you can pay attention to XD【狗头