Fairy takeaway

The official name of the Mao Chun Cheng Jing Forum is Mao Chun Wonderful Life Cheng Jing Alliance Mutual Aid BBS. From this quaint name, we can see how long the history of this forum is, and it was formed when surfing the Internet just became popular in human society.At first, there were only a few dozen elite users, and the forum owner was the owner of Mao Chuncheng's first Internet cafe at that time.

Times have changed, and with the rapid development of human science and technology, human network forums have sprung up like bamboo shoots after rain, and the content of posts in the Chengjingzhe forum is much richer, and the number of resident users also shows a trend of increasing year by year.However, spirits and monsters who have become spirits often live casually, are indifferent in nature, and are not very enthusiastic about human relationships, so there are few addicted to the Internet.Compared to the countless forum posts on the Internet, the Chengjingzhe forum is still terribly deserted.

The webmaster Bai Yu racked his brains and came up with many strategies to promote the development of the forum.Among them, Baohuo cooperated with Chengjing Association to digitize the transaction information of Chengjing vegetable market, create an online communication platform, and gradually promote it to the Chengjing community in the whole mainland.

The traditional Chengjing Vegetable Market only opens once a month, and this frequency is acceptable given the inconvenience of traveling and horses in the past.However, the living conditions of contemporary elites are constantly improving, and such old-fashioned, inconvenient, and overly delayed physical transaction methods have become unable to meet the growing material and cultural needs of the younger generation of elites.As a result, the transaction information section of the Sage Forum came into being, and became the internal forum of the Sage with the most active members and the most lively.This section is affectionately called "Little Po Vegetable Market" by station friends.

Despite this, the traffic of the Sperm Forum is still limited.The daily routine of the Chengjingzhe Forum is to log in to the forum, check in, browse official posts and news, refresh, nothing, and then log out.They basically seldom take the initiative to speak, and the occasional interaction is very serious, let alone posting water stickers.

As a result, the administrator of the Become a Spirit Forum has nothing to do all day long, and it is an idle position with more symbolic meaning than actual meaning.Later, the account power of the administrator of the whole site was packaged as one of the in-service benefits of Mr. Yusi. When Luo Xiang first took over Mao Chun, he was stuffed with a three-digit initial ID account of the forum.Today is the first time he has logged into this special administrator account, and it is precisely by using his high-level privileges second only to the webmaster that he immediately added precision and redness to Little Sea Otter's help stickers.

From this, it is conceivable how much attention and sensational effect that Tano's extremely provocative and eye-catching post will attract.

Little Sea Otter’s Jianghu emergency post was so concise that it was almost blank. There was only one sentence asking for help, a voting address, and a few original photos of him and the little boss.The original image was too large, causing the webpage to freeze, and it took almost half a minute to refresh the image.

However, within a minute after the post was posted, dozens of replies appeared one after another, and the number is still growing rapidly.It can be described as an unprecedented grand event, setting a new record in the history of the Forum of Improving Essences.

In the replies, only a very small number of elves are still questioning the identity of the poster and the inside story of being refined. Most of the elves are blinded by high-definition couple photos as soon as they enter the building, and the replies are completely off topic.

--what's the situation? ? ?

——This picture is so handsome, no, these two are so big

——Upstairs, what are you talking about, you, you, you are really a shameless little biscuit

——Since the landlord is in such a hurry, then I won’t say anything false, the spirit is floating in the rivers and lakes, where there is no one who will not be stabbed, everyone in the world is a brother, I am still happy to help.For the sake of our brotherhood, I would offer my own body.I'm lying down, you go up

--Nonsence!First come, first served, understand?Do you understand the queue?You step back a little, squeeze me

——Now I finally understand why human beings always like to shout "I can", I am so good

——In places where the Internet is illegal

——Ahem, let me tell you to be more restrained, you are all old guys who have been mature for ten years and have been human for a hundred years, can you all be a little more reserved.Before you line up, don't you look at the landlord's face first?

——Look at the host’s face, is it big and round...ah no, it’s white and tender [saliva]

——I was also a little shivering, but I firmly believed that the law does not blame the public, so I put on a vest and hid among the monsters and shouted: sisters can be sisters!

--what? What?ask for science

——Tsk tsk, young people just don't pay attention, don't they care about the new things happening around them?By the way, you have never been to Maochun's Daluo grocery store?Lao Luo left this year, you know that the grocery store has changed owners?

——I understand the Daluo grocery store. I went there when I was a child. The owner of the store is very nice and gave me an extra lollipop.After Lao Luo's shopkeeper left, my father was sad for several days, and even went to the city to send him flowers. I packed the flower baskets, which must have happened last winter.But then again, the ghosts nowadays are all about how technology can change their lives, okay? Who would get up early in the morning and sneak into the city to buy things? We also have takeaways, okay?

——Yes, yes, I have been using Shenxian Takeaway for the past two months.But the upstairs reminded me, although I don’t know which one is the host in the photo, but isn’t the short one in the picture the little sea otter boss who is a fairy takeaway!

——What is fairy takeaway?What did I miss?

——Ah, that’s right, I remembered it too, I also participated in the opening ceremony of Shenxian Takeaway, the spicy shrimp is so delicious

——So is it the owner of Shenxian Takeaway?who is that other

——I can’t say much anyway, I can only tell you that the owner of Shenxian Takeaway is a sea otter. Recently, it is said that he has been living in the Daluo grocery store, eating, living and working with the new boss there.The news is true, the grandson of my elder brother's neighbor's second uncle used to be a hooligan rabbit in the Tutuhe society.You taste, you taste

——What are you looking for, isn’t it the little boss of Da Luo’s grocery store and the little sea otter of the fairy takeaway?

——Oh... It's like a thunderbolt, big brother dei, you can do it, I didn't dare to say it just now.By the way, is it okay for us to gossip so blatantly?Won't it be sealed?won't be invited to tea

— Where is the manager?Call the administrators!

——But the post was refined by the administrator, rounded up, it should mean that elites can discuss freely... right?

—I can walk.No matter, let's eat melon first, and then we'll talk when we're full.Comrades who know the inside story, let me say a few more words before deleting the post, I have melon seeds and Coke here

—Is it from Pepsi?I don't drink if it's not Pepsi

This comment was followed by more than a dozen debates about who is a cult, Pepsi or Coca-Cola.Fortunately, the sensible spirits came out in time and brought the building back to the right.

——All those who are crooked are dragged out, and each is slapped fifty by the tail.i can contribute tail

——I also have a tail, do you want a boa constrictor tail?

——Unexpectedly, in my lifetime, I could witness the birth of the first water building in the jar.As an old dog in the forum, I was so moved that I burst into tears

——Add one upstairs, I am also an aborigine.I usually see you all just diving and not bubbling, but I didn’t expect you to talk a lot of flirtatious things, each of you can make a lot of noise, and you have a set of Internet phrases, it’s okay, you guys, huh

—Forget it, let me be serious.So, all in all, the little owner of the Daluo grocery store is the next big guy who will appear in the textbooks of Chengjing Primary School, right?I don't know the sea otter that is delivered by the gods, so what is a sea otter?

——No, the Internet is connected in the village now, let’s go upstairs and buy a landline that can access the Internet

——Has it started crooked again?I don't want to watch your gossip, I just want to watch sweet love stories

——Why is it difficult to be single

——I have the most right to speak as a solo mother

--protest!Why use such a black name as a single dog!As a canine, I am offended!Strongly request to change to a single cat

——Must fight against cats and dogs!Anti cat and dog!Anti cat and dog!

— Two more crazy ones, drag them out and punish them with cats

——Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss, I have information.I am a little sparrow. The last time our family held a youth sparrow commendation meeting on the wire, the little sister on the next line wentssip with me. The boss fell in love with the sea otter. It was the sea otter who started it first.

——Ah, I knit sweaters at the front desk of the Essence Association... No, I was on duty and received the little boss and the little sea otter.I can testify that, first, the real person is prettier than the photos; second, the two of them must have hooked up very early, hum, and the little boss is super doting on the little sea otter.Even thinking about it now, I can still feel the taste of looking for lemons to quench my thirst.As you know, our president is a single dog. He was originally a calm old cadre dog, but he was so irritated that he couldn't even eat dinner.

——I also hope that the lemon will quench my thirst. I wanted to drink some water just now, but I don’t need it now

——It turned out that the chairman was the first dog victim, so I lit wax for him.

——Wow, talk more, add a million details!I just bought an unlimited data plan, don't save

——There is a little sparrow in the Da Luo grocery store, is it a relative upstairs?

——I don’t know if it’s a relative, anyway, our sparrow’s group chat group has been spread all over the world, and there are noses and eyes, pictures and truth.I just can’t show it to you [狗头]

——Strongly condemn the act of maliciously using the image of our dog family as an emoticon package upstairs, protest!protest!protest!

The site users started a heated discussion on the topic of "who made the first move". The final conclusion is that the little sea otter made the first move, and then the little boss half-pushed, and finally the two mated.

- Oh oh oh, mating mating!Suddenly excited!

The stationmate who claimed to be a little sparrow also added details of Mao Chun's love story.The evil spirits struck, and the city was in panic. A certain hermit, Shangxian, turned the tide almost by himself. Not only did he successfully repel the evil spirits, but he also damaged his spirit body, and saved the heroic winter son and thousands of other affected creatures. , The merit is immeasurable.

It wasn't until then that the spirits and monsters suddenly realized that the legendary Shangxian who can reach half of the country with one finger really exists.

The grand occasion of this moat battle is analyzed in a dedicated post in the combat power version of the forum. The content is detailed and the perspective is professional. Although some details cannot be announced to the public due to some secret considerations, and frontal photos of the battle scene cannot be taken, but Reading it is still exciting.Once the post was published, it jumped to the top of the hot discussion list overnight, and became the tallest building for the elites in the entire continent. Its status is so high that almost all the elites have read it.

According to the gossip from the little sparrow, the little boss is also actively playing.Before leaving, he only made one request to the escort team of the Essence Association, to protect the comfort of the little sea otter and the otter family.How rare it is to be able to put the safety of your sweetheart above your personal life and interests when the catastrophe is imminent.This is really an alluring pure love, a rare love in the world.

——Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

——So, is Valentine’s Day just about cruelty to dogs?I'm a peacock, I don't eat dog food [kick over]

——Why don’t you seek truth from facts upstairs, is this called dog abuse?Can this level be called dog abuse?This is butcher dog

——Awei is dead, so am I

——Today I am no longer a majestic wolf, I declare that I am also a dog, I am wronged

——I declare that I too am a dog, I die unjustly

——+1

——+2

……

——Wait a minute, seeing you chatting for a long time, I always feel that something is wrong, what on earth is the host here for?

——What else can you do, dog slaughterer, keep on swiping, I declare that I am also a dog, I am wronged

……

After a busy day's work, the stationmaster of Baiyan climbed onto the forum, intending to clean up spam posts, deal with site affairs, and check the information of site users. Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened the interface of the small vegetable market, he was greeted by a whole bunch of people. The version of the water post was shocked.The titles of the water posts are nothing more than boycotting dog slaughter and calling for a green and peaceful Internet environment.

The white pheasant stationmaster hurriedly opened the details, praying in his heart that it would not be a mad dog abuser, this kind of public safety incident is usually very difficult.

But then again, when did so many dogs come to their forum?

He frightened and quickly browsed several hot posts, the more he looked at the calmer he was, he thought, oh, it turned out to be the wailing from single dogs on Valentine's Day, which made you all so cold and tailed, now you should be anxious .

The white pheasant stationmaster gloated and laughed at the useless singles.He first respectfully put the perpetrator's emergency post on the top, then changed hands to improve several posts, and published the webmaster's Valentine's Day post in a mocking tone.This Bora hate operation naturally exploded many diving singles.They screamed, shed tears, hugged each other and wept, and spent an unforgettable Valentine's Day together.

The water post war fermented again and again until the Qixi Festival had passed for two full days, and the dust had just settled.This incident evolved into the famous and inhumane "Valentine's Day Dog Slaughter Incident".And the vest of the little sea otter in the forum of becoming a spirit has won the reputation of "dog abuser and wild otter", which made him depressed for a long time.

Back to the little sea otter.On the day of Qixi Festival, he Nuo didn't expect that the rather sincere help post he sent out would not get help from netizens, instead, there would be a lot of crooked gossip from the bottom of the main building.After being lively for a long time, he failed to hide the embarrassing thing he confessed to the little boss, and his underpants were pulled up, but the vote did not increase much.

The little sea otter's nose was going to be crooked, and he thought angrily, those who become spirits are really not very reliable.He decides to enlist the help of his apparently more loving human friends.

This time, Little Sea Otter’s wording on Weibo was more cautious. He first racked his brains to think of several touching and provocative words, and then showed the little boss Yazheng again, and finally chose two not-so-high-profile ones. A group photo, and sent out the canvassing request for help.

As soon as the Weibo status was posted, it was really extraordinary, and soon received love from all over the world.

- I'm so sour

——Lemon fruit on the lemon tree, you and me under the lemon tree

——I could have forgotten it, but you have to remind me. I remembered that today is the Qixi Festival. I have to hurry up and book the movie tickets and hotels, so that you have nowhere to go.

——I declare that all heterosexuality is heresy and should be burned to death, all... oh, gay, it’s all right, take my blessing and go to me

- woof woof

——I have a heart, no one comes to set fire, I hate it

——The blogger exposed the coordinates of the city. The cute boy is going out, so he must protect himself. Don’t dress too nicely [Lemon][Lemon][Lemon]

……

Like the Sperm Forum, I didn't expect that the human Weibo community is just a group of gossip netizens who only want to eat lemons but don't vote.The little sea otter was so angry and anxious that he almost wiped his tears.

Luo Xianhu touched Than Nuo's head and comforted him, "Don't be sad."

He took out his mobile phone and sent the voting link to Moments and the master group of "Meow Meow Fishing". He didn't even have a picture, and only sent a line of cold text: NO.14, vote, spread.

Half an hour later, he received a call from the manager of the Spartan restaurant.The manager said very politely that although the deadline for the competition has not yet arrived, judging from the current alarming gap in votes, unless something incredible happens, No.2 should have no chance of overtaking.

"Of course, even if there is an accident, our boss also said that he is willing to provide dinner service for the two of you no matter what, and our restaurant will pay for everything. He himself appreciates this group of photos you provided, expressed his liking, and specially prepared to A holiday gift, I want me to convey my best wishes to the two of you, and wish you a happy Qixi Festival."

The manager informed the detailed address of the restaurant again, and asked Nuo and Luo Xiang to prepare in advance and not to stay away. The restaurant will provide dinner service for couples on Chinese Valentine's Day after five o'clock. Welcome to Yunyun.

He Nuo hung up the phone, looked at the little boss in a daze, and said, "Did you do something bad that you shouldn't do? We can't coerce others. My elder brother said that we are now a civilized society. Bullying is not good."

Luo Xiang retorted solemnly: "How could I do that kind of thing? It's all because of their willingness to vote."

So Nuo became happy, stood on tiptoe and excitedly kissed Luo Xiang's side face, and kissed loudly.

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Malatang Mr. Yang: The Qixi Festival index has been issued, come and collect it, and vote for NO.14. Each dog must develop at least three votes.It is recommended to increase the amount for single dogs to encourage themselves

Dog subordinate: My God!Isn't a single dog a dog?Why do single dogs make things difficult for single dogs!I may not be human when you're really a dog