Fairy takeaway

The little boss doesn't like human crispy duck literature, and he doesn't recommend the little sea otter to read more.He Nuo promised well with his mouth, but secretly watched it secretly, and watched it with great interest.The humans in the story are full of emotions and have strange experiences. Compared with the real humans he has seen in real life, the adventures of those imaginary humans are obviously more interesting and exciting, which brings novel and different feelings to the little sea otter.Ms. Bobotou is right, literature really is a window to the human world.

Brother Otter learned about this from Ta Nuo's letter, praised him fiercely, expressed his warm support for his noble hobby of exploring human literature, and took the initiative to give a large number of points to Ta Nuo's online Kanwen account.According to Little Sea Otter's slow reading progress, this money is enough for him to use for several years, and he can even tip Lei Pao, the author he likes.

After reading too much human literature, the tone and tone of the little sea otter's daily speech will inevitably be infected, and sometimes it will take on a bit of a weird color unconsciously.Not to mention his own performance, he insisted on dragging the little boss to play with him.Luo Xian sighed frequently, unable to bear the disturbance.

Another morning, the little sea otter just got up, and before he rubbed his face, he received an invitation from Mr. Lin Zhou.

His mobile phone was handed over by Luo Xiang.Recently, when the little sea otter is not holding his mobile phone to read articles, his mobile phone will be confiscated by the little boss.When Big Brother Otter just delivered a gift, the little boss downloaded a touch-screen game called Miaomiao Catch Fish on Little Sea Otter’s mobile phone. Master" Medal.This game cannot be saved across machines, and medals are hard to come by, so the little sea otter generously expressed that he doesn't mind sharing his mobile phone with the little boss.

It is said that the recent fish catching competition has reached a critical juncture in the World Fish Catch Championships. The little boss seems to attach great importance to his title of master, and participates in the competition all the way, keeping a close eye on those opponents who are fighting for his points. For three meals, every meal will have to play a few games of catching fish.In fact, the little sea otter didn't understand why such a leisurely game felt that only bored cats would be interested. He didn't expect to hold a world championship.He imagined that those who are well-known on the world list, except for the little boss, are all cats.

However, the little boss who is addicted to online games also looks quite cute.A gentle and caring sea otter certainly won't mind a little hobby from a prospective mate.

When he took the phone, recalling the beautiful words and sentences he had read in the crispy duck literature, he pretended to be deep and said: "Man, very good, you have successfully attracted my attention. Now, I allow you to put the phone into my palm."

After saying that, the little sea otter spread its fluffy paws upwards, and raised its chin proudly.

Luo Xiang glanced at him, narrowed his eyes, and said nothing, naturally he would not cooperate with the little sea otter's performance.

Appeared!Little sea otters are familiar with the little boss's eyes of "caring for the mentally retarded"!

The little sea otter kept a straight face, took the phone calmly, frowned like an orthodox domineering president, and planned to grab the phone handsomely with one paw - he couldn't live alone, so he had to hold it with two paws - he started to check information.Mr. Lin Zhou's news was as gentle as ever, and the content was very detailed. It mainly said two things.

Maochun Forest Park's exploration group is about to start, and many members plan to meet in advance to get to know each other.Mr. Lin Zhou wanted to invite Ta Nuo to go with him and introduce him to his friends.At the same time, the expedition plans to hike through the edge of the fennel forest and spend the night in the forest.Although large items such as tents will be prepared by the organizer, members of the group also need to prepare outdoor hiking equipment in advance.Mr. Lin Zhou carefully sorted out the item list, sent it to Tanuo in advance, and said that if Tanuo's home is not ready, he can bring him the spare items at home, and he can also accompany him to buy the missing items.

He Nuo seriously poked out a reply letter on his mobile phone, thanking Mr. Lin Zhou for his enthusiastic help, and said that he would arrive at the meeting place on time.After replying to the message, the little sea otter took the initiative to return the mobile phone to the little boss, allowing him to continue wandering in the ocean of meow catching fish.

He asked: "Lin Zhou asked me to have a dinner together, can I invite you to go with me?"

As always, Luo Xiang shook his head and rejected Little Sea Otter's invitation.

The little sea otter suddenly raised his paw to cover his eyes, sobbed softly, and recited the lines emotionally: "We two pots (ones), usually have a good relationship, but I didn't expect it to be a mistake—pay—cause (has)—”

The little boss's indifferent expression instantly shattered, and he grabbed the little sea otter's hairy head and ravaged it, rubbing his hair all messy.The little sea otter covered his head and begged for mercy, and fled in all directions.

On the day of the party, he made an appointment with Mr. Lin Zhou to meet at the central square of Maochun Shopping Building.According to Mr. Lin Zhou, there are about [-] people in the whole expedition team plus the staff, and there are about ten people who have dinner together today, all of whom are friends of Mr. Lin Zhou.Although the initial goal of recruiting members is to gather people from all walks of life in society, and to call on everyone to care for the environment and cherish life through the perspective of ordinary people, the final selection of members is mainly based on internal recommendations, requiring members to have certain Only in this way can we better control the team atmosphere and the rhythm of popular science.

As an active social member of Maochun Animal Protection, Mr. Lin Zhou also recommended many of his animal protection and environmental protection companions.Although they are familiar with each other, they also have their own work and life. To some extent, they also meet the requirements of "all walks of life".

At the party, he met a young human lady who was an editor of the Crispy Duck Literary Network and Publishing.She called herself Coffee Jelly, and because of her delicious name and congenial interests, he liked it very much.

Hearing that the hobby of such a beautiful young man as He Nuo is actually crispy duck literature, the coffee lady was extremely astonished, wishing she could burn incense and bathe on the spot, and be sworn brothers with him as his half-brother.He Nuo also happily shared with her his list of crispy duck literature.

"These were recommended to me by a lady I met before. She is very enthusiastic and keeps giving me supplementary lists. I have received a lot recently. But I read too slowly, so I only read it now. The first half of the third chapter." He Nuo said regretfully.

Ms. Coffee Jelly stared at the long list of "after divorce", "after time travel", "unplanned pregnancy", "unmarried child", "inheriting a wealthy family", "sweetheart marrying a bride", and felt a turbid air rushing to her forehead.No, how could a cute boy like Tano be polluted by such a "viral" trend.She couldn't help itching and wanted to teach him personally—no, personally guide him on his crispy duck literary exploration journey.

She carefully considered her words and asked, "You ask others to recommend you, do you like it or do you have other needs?"

He Nuo replied calmly: "Because I want to fall in love with the human being I like... the person I like, so I have to study and study in advance so that I can have a bamboo in my heart."

The coffee jelly lady took a sip of soda, calmed down, and asked again: "Is the person you like also a boy?"

"That's right." He nodded generously, his eyes narrowed and he smiled, revealing two cute small teeth.

The coffee jelly lady nodded calmly, expressing her understanding.Her face was calm, but a high-speed train at a speed of 380 yards was already in her mind, and besides, besides, besides...

It seems to ask a few harmonious questions that are not allowed to be displayed due to special reasons!

Her heart cried out.Of course, Ms. Coffee Jelly claims to be a mature and intellectual professional woman, and she will not speak out in person and make embarrassing and unpleasant actions for the other party.

Ms. Coffee Jelly didn't comment much, but instead introduced the different styles and types of crispy duck literature in detail.

"Look, the articles on your list are good, relaxing and enjoyable, and can pass the time, but if you want to feel the cleansing of the soul, you should read more of the magnificent and turbulent web articles 'giant'. There is me , I, let me introduce you a few epic crispy ducks of love with ups and downs!" She said in an exaggerated tone, swiftly throwing away her favorite list.

He Nuo looked intently, and saw countless tiny human characters densely packed on the list.He frowned bitterly, trying to recognize it.

"Reconstruction of the Empire"

"Looking Back to 1985"

"Big Times - My Struggle"

"Becoming Lord of the Wild"

"The Archbishop of Light"

"A Generation of Tyrants"

"Da Yu"

"Soldiers and horses shrouded in corpses return"

"Infinite Reincarnation"

"Monkey Ape Leopard Chi"

"Soul of Ritual"

……

He Nuo raised his head and asked, "What do you mean?"

There are many characters on it, and this semi-literate little sea otter still can't understand them all, let alone understand the profound meaning.

The coffee jelly lady explained to him seriously.The categories she likes are long narrative essays, where the protagonist's growth trajectory is the main focus, and the feelings are only for embellishment.Most of the protagonists in the story are cold-hearted people who can achieve great things, and are less entangled in love for children.Even if there is, it is mainly based on the opposite Xipi who loves and kills each other. He is bold and bold, and never sticky. Labels such as "Sweet Text" and "Wife Spoiler" have never been on her menu.There are even several articles in it that are badending.

He Nuo listened carefully, but still half understood.In his heart, he still prefers sweet and sweet love stories, after all, he is here to learn from the experience.Besides, since you love each other, why do you want to hurt each other?Faced with such a cruel dilemma, the protagonist must be too pitiful.Not to mention that after they hurt each other, they were not actually together in the end.Human tragedy.The soft-hearted little sea otter couldn't bear this kind of torture.

He is even less, half, not at all willing that he and the little boss take this style of getting along.

However, he Nuo did not reject the recommendation of the coffee jelly lady, and still solemnly saved the list of favorite tweets.

Such a polite and well-behaved little brother is very likable, and the coffee jelly lady can't wait to touch his head with her hands.

Lin Zhou's friends are all friendly and kind human beings.He Nuo enjoyed such a relaxed time with relatives and friends.Unsurprisingly, he once again became the focus of the party and gained many new human friends.Under the guidance of human friends, he also learned how to take pictures of food, retouch pictures and add filters and other novel functions.

The little sea otter, who had developed new skills, excitedly took ten consecutive shots of a dish of squirrel mandarin fish and sent it to the little boss.After a while, Luo Xiang replied to him, without saying a word, only sent a GIF of a cat with bright claws.He Nuo just thought that expression was extremely cute. He looked at the phone for a long time, couldn't help laughing, and then seriously clicked the picture to save.

The coffee jelly lady was sitting next to him, and seeing his spring-like appearance, she secretly speculated that he must be sending a message to the person he likes.What a beautiful love of youth.Thinking about it, she accidentally bit off a lemon slice in the soda, and she couldn't help but take a breath, hey - this dog food is sour and bloated.

He Nuo didn't notice the strangeness of the humans beside him at all, and wanted to chat with the little boss a little more with full satisfaction.At this time, the party was coming to an end, the cups and plates were messed up, and everyone sat around in twos and threes, chatting freely with friends around them.He Nuo just happened to be able to play with his mobile phone like no one else was there.

——What do you think the story of the two of us should be called if it were written into a book?

He asked the little boss like this.

In fact, the little sea otter just wanted to draw out the topic and his own answer to this question, but he didn't expect the cold little boss to answer him honestly.But unexpectedly, he received a reply shortly after the message was sent.

——"The evil fate of this life is all the debt owed in the previous life"

It's a pity that this reply doesn't please the otter.

He wrinkled his nose, snorted lightly, and typed back.

——No, I think it should be called "After I became a genius, I lived a beautiful life"

After half an hour, the little boss didn't reply him, probably because he was angry again.He Nuo pursed his lips and laughed to himself for a while.

On the other side, the dinner party was over, and Mr. Lin Zhou was waving at him.

"All the things I brought you are in the trunk. Don't forget to take them when you go back. The size of our shoes should not be suitable. If you don't have hiking shoes, I can accompany you to buy a pair later."

He Nuo happily thanked him.

Mr. Lin Zhou usually likes mountaineering and hiking activities, and has a lot of research on outdoor products.He took Ta Nuo to find a niche professional sports brand, and wanted to help him choose a pair of comfortable shoes.Unexpectedly, he Nuo met an acquaintance in that store.

Oh, isn't it Mr. Mouse who is standing round and round at the door of the store to warmly welcome the guests, with crooked eyebrows and smiling eyes?

He Nuo opened his mouth to call someone, but stopped abruptly.In fact, he didn't know Mr. Mouse's human name yet, so he stood there in embarrassment and waved to him.

Mr. Mouse saw him at a glance, his eyes lit up, and he smiled and invited him in, Nuo and Mr. Lin Zhou.

"What are you doing here?" He asked curiously.

Mr. Mouse puffed up his chest and said proudly: "I'm a part-time clerk here. I just started working. I met you unexpectedly. I stumbled and picked up a gold ingot. It's a very beautiful coincidence."

He Nuo had heard before that Mr. Mouse actively participated in human labor in order to make a living.I didn't expect that after he became Mr. Boa Constrictor's exam counselor, he went to work in the shop. He was really hardworking.

The little sea otter looked at Mr. Mouse adoringly.

Mr. Mouse waved his hands, and said modestly, "It's nothing, nothing. In fact, it's mainly to help others, which can be regarded as a kind of social practice. The work is okay, not too tiring, but the money is not much. Besides , it’s not easy to make money, any money will do, we can’t dislike it either.”

Hearing that he wanted a pair of hiking shoes, Mr. Mouse enthusiastically recommended several classic shoes, eloquently shared a lot of knowledge about outdoor shoes, and was able to answer fluently with the experienced Mr. Lin Zhou, and encouraged Mr. Lin Zhou to buy them too. A pair came, and he Nuo was taken aback when he heard it, and his admiration for Mr. Mouse was even greater, and his eyes were full of stars.

The shoes Mr. Mouse and Mr. Lin Zhou jointly selected for Ta Nuo were really good. They were very comfortable to wear on the feet, without any sense of restraint from the shoes, and the appearance was also beautiful. He Nuo liked it so much that he swiped his card to pay on the spot.

While Mr. Lin Zhou was trying on the shoes, he stopped Mr. Mouse and exclaimed in a low voice, "You are so amazing!"

There was a smug smile on Mr. Mouse's chubby face, and he replied, "Where is it? It's not worth mentioning. If you drink too much, you will vomit, and you will climb a tree when you ride a motorcycle."

"But you have only been on the job for a few days, and you are so smart to be familiar with the business like this." He Nuo always praised his friends without hesitation.

Mr. Mouse was even more proud, and he also knew the elegance of the string song, so he took advantage of the situation and praised him, calling him a hero among young talents.

He took his promise seriously, so he also became proud.

The two ghosts come and go, bragging about each other, adding friends in a warm and friendly atmosphere.

It turns out that Mr. Mouse's human name is Shu Ming, and even his name sounds quite smart.

"Hahaha, but I'm really not an ordinary mouse, I'm a super mouse, much smarter than my kind." Mr. Mouse shook his flesh and said proudly.

"What is a super mouse? It sounds amazing!" Tanuo asked curiously.

Mr. Mouse explained that his real body is a small white mouse, which is the kind of rat most used in human animal experiments.This breed of animals that is bred purely for human consumption or research is generally difficult to fertilize.But the lucky Mr. Mouse had an adventure when he was young, which made him an extraordinary adult mouse.

After listening to Mr. Mouse's explanation, he Nuo knew that animal experiments actually existed in human society.They raise certain animals, including mice, rabbits, cats and even primate apes, just to do all kinds of wonderful experiments on them, to test their reactions, and to infer a certain conclusion.This conclusion may or may not be generalizable to humans, but animal experiments are still prevalent.

"My mother was still an immature rat with no fur. It was purchased by a human laboratory for their pharmacological response research project. The experimenter who bought the rat was an intern. A student accidentally placed the wrong order. He originally bought adult mice for the experiment, but he bought them as young mice, and none of them can be used. However, experimental mice are very expensive, and each one costs tens of dollars, hundreds of dollars. It is also a big expense to buy thousands of them together. The funds in the laboratory are insufficient. After the intern student made a mistake, he was unwilling to throw it away, so he raised all the white mice in the same batch in a cage, thinking that he could raise them by himself. Use it like a mouse."

However, the breeding of the experimental mice has certain requirements, and the human student who made the mistake is inexperienced and will soon be unable to cope.A large number of mice died, and the remaining dozens of mice, including Mr. Mouse's mother, also lost their experimental value and were just left idle.

Later, this laboratory received a research grant and took over a new project, intending to replicate a foreign experiment to study fetal intelligence development.Fetal development has always been the research focus of human epigenetics.Although human intelligence is already at the peak of all creatures on the earth, they are still unremittingly pursuing the breakthrough of racial limitations.

The new experiment also required the use of rats. They bred the adult mice and fed different nutritional supplements to the pregnant female mice in groups. After the mice were born, the IQ of the young mice and the control group were tested.

Mr. Mouse is the pup born in this breeding experiment.Theoretically, the animal research body used in each experiment needs to come from the same production batch in order to minimize objective differences and external influence factors as much as possible.As a failure of the previous experiment, his mother could not have been used as a new experimental mouse.It's just that that research institute is at best a small and declining research institute, with mixed personnel, lax management, and mistakes in the busy schedule. Mr. Mouse's mother was accidentally included in the new experiment, and gave birth to Mr. Mouse and his brothers and sisters. .

These newborn pups were finally confirmed to be able to detect high IQ performance levels, so they were dubbed super rats by the experimenters.Of course, despite being called super rats, the IQ advantages of young rats are quite limited. The whole experiment is just to provide some directions and possibilities for human beings to explore epigenetics.However, various subtle factors lead to individual variation in Mr. mice after birth.His IQ performance far exceeds that of other superrats of the same age, and even exceeds the intelligence level of most non-human species.

The wise Mr. Mouse tried every means to escape from the human laboratory and started a wandering life in the city.Relying on his amazing talent and perseverance, he successfully became a master and cultivated into a human form.After becoming a human, Mr. Mouse is still extremely intelligent, and his learning ability is better than many humans.This may be attributed to the animal experiments he suffered back then, but it is also inseparable from the efforts of his individual mice.

With limited time, Mr. Mouse spoke in a very simple way, revealing the thrilling and tragic scene of the experiment in an understatement.He Nuo was amazed again and again.That was almost a world he had never touched or heard of.It wasn't until Mr. Lin Zhou also paid back that he reluctantly bid farewell to Mr. Mouse.

Mr. Lin Zhou dutifully drove, took Ta Nuo all the way back to Luo's small courtyard, and waved goodbye after putting everything in order.He Nuo was still thinking about Mr. Mouse's matter in his mind, he was absent-minded, and his words and actions were all in a daze.

After dinner, Luo Xian saw that Tano hadn't recovered, so he intentionally interrupted him and asked him why he didn't prepare a play today.

After reading too much online literature, the little sea otter, who is indulging in all kinds of crispy duck love stories, has completely become a drama star, and can come up with several big dramas every night.Although the little boss doesn't make trouble with him, it doesn't stop the little sea otter from going crazy.

After being reminded by the little boss, he Nuo remembered, yes, he hasn't played with the little boss today.His thoughts returned in an instant, and he temporarily put Mr. Mouse's question behind him, thinking seriously about tonight's entertainment program.

"Let's practice Beauty and the Beast today." He Nuo suggested enthusiastically.

It is said that this combination is the enduring super classic sipi in human literature, suitable for all kinds of scenes and various writing styles-the term sipi was learned from the coffee jelly lady during the dinner today.He automatically understood the meaning of sippi to mean a perfectly matched mating combination.Although it sounds weird, it is quite appropriate and the meaning is very beautiful.

As for human fairy tale literature, Luo Xian, who is a long-lived spirit, has also dabbled in it. Of course, he has also heard of this story that is familiar to women and children in the human world.

He frowned, and said with some displeasure: "I don't like it. That human beast prince is not very good. He is selfish and arrogant, judges people by their appearance, and refuses the witch's request. After being punished by the curse, he begins to torture the affected followers. He should become a monster. With the appearance of a monster, who do you want to show yourself to be? Single for a hundred years, isn’t she still the most beautiful village flower in the village? What influenced him was not the beauty of the soul, but the power of the witch. Only by beating can he grow up. For ordinary human beings , What is the educational significance of this?

Besides, did Belle admire the inner beauty of the beast?certainly not.Her father trespassed on someone's property without the owner's permission to pick roses from the garden, which in itself was considered rude.First she wanted to atone for her father, then she began to sympathize with the cursed attendants in the castle, and finally fell in love with the library built for her in the prince's castle.None of which has much to do with the human prince.It can be seen that spiritual beauty is not the only one.

Even if they were together in the end, it was only because the gap between her and the villagers was greater than the gap between her and the monsters in the castle.Human beings are always willing to choose an environment that makes them more comfortable, and many times it has nothing to do with feelings. "

I didn't expect the little boss to have such a profound research on such a simple little story.

The little sea otter looked at him eagerly, clapped his hands vigorously, then cupped his face, and giggled silly.

He has already confirmed that the little boss is actually a straight man even straighter than him.

Luo Xiang looked back at him displeasedly, and said, "What are you laughing at, did I say something wrong?"

"No, no, you are right, everything you say is right." The little sea otter denied it again and again, and said loudly, "You are right!"

Luo Xiang's face softened, and then he said: "But since it's a fairy tale, as long as it's told well and touchingly, it doesn't need too much discussion. It's normal for you to like it."

The little sea otter took advantage of the situation and suggested: "Then let's perform Beauty and the Beast together."

"No, I don't like being a stupid prince." The little boss refused flatly.

The little sea otter yelled woo-la-la, and said, "You are stupid, you are the beauty. I am the beast!"

After that, he turned into a fluffy little sea otter, stood upright, raised his two front paws above his head, and stretched upwards vigorously.There was a strange whining sound from his mouth, and he winked, trying to express a terrifying expression.

What a scary little monster.

Luo Xian raised his hand and gave the little monster a corolla made of roses.The bright red flower buds and fresh vines cover the head of the little sea otter, like a little hat full of summer scenery.

The little sea otter put away his bluffing posture, put his front paws together on his chest, and said, "Alright then, I declare that the curse of magic is lifted."

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The last update of this year, goodbye is next year, alas, it’s hard to say goodbye when we meet, I hope you don’t miss me too much