Fairy takeaway
Chapter 111 Little Sea Otter's Philosophy
He Nuo was forcefully pulled by Lin Jiang to read more than a dozen pages of human texts. What he read was dizzy, dizzy and staring, and at the end his head was blurred. No matter what Lin Jiang said, he nodded.
Lin Jiang was amused by his appearance, and said: "You are a typical idiot who was sold by humans and helped count the money."
Why do you call me stupid again!
He Nuo is not happy.His mind was spinning wildly, his eyes blinked, and gossip flashed, and he moved to Lin Jiang's side, and asked in a low voice, "Have you found your human?"
He still remembers Lin Jiang's attempt to use financial services to win over the relationship between him and Mr. Lin Zhou at the very beginning.Now that Lin Jiang has resigned, can he still communicate with his humans openly?
Thinking of this, he suddenly agreed, and asked, "Have you become good friends with Mr. Lin Zhou?"
Hearing Mr. Lin Zhou's name, Lin Jiang's face was very smelly, she curled her lips, and replied reluctantly: "Not yet."
Without waiting for him to ask, Lin Jiang became angry and said angrily, "Don't mention my human beings, I hate it. I found out last week that he secretly found a cat outside and wanted to I want to take it home and raise it, and I get angry when I think of it. Annoying!"
He Nuo especially wanted to remind Lin Jiang that he was no longer a simple kitten, and it seemed understandable that his humans wanted to have another pet cat out of love.But he thought about it again, Lin Jiang still regarded himself as Mr. Lin Zhou's cat in his heart. From this perspective, the human being he had always loved changed his mind, which was indeed a bit unacceptable to the cat.Thinking back to when he misunderstood that the little boss wanted to raise Guokui, He Nuo was also unhappy, and suddenly felt that he could understand Lin Jiang's psychology.
So, he patted Lin Jiang on the shoulder and comforted him: "Although you can't be Lin Zhou's kitten, you can still be his good friend as a human being. As far as I know, humans still like good friends very much. As long as you become good friends, you can always stay by his side."
Lin Jiang shook her head in disdain, cut it, and said: "You think I am you, let others slaughter you. It has never been my style to settle for the second best."
"Huh? Then how did you do it?"
"I found the cat that shamelessly took advantage of the cat, and I moved it with affection and reason, and let it quit voluntarily."
Although it sounds like Lin Jiang's actions are very rational, but he understands in his heart that the reason he said must be supplemented by force.But he wisely didn't point this out.
As Lin Jiang spoke, there was a bit of satisfaction on her pretty face, which made his eyebrows and eyes more lively.He said complacently: "That cat, although it is not as good-looking as I am, and its IQ is not as high as mine, at least it is only sensible and knows how to advance and retreat. It is really easy to persuade it to leave. But..." His expression was pale. As soon as he changed, he became annoyed, "I just knocked on it a few words at random, and it was so frightened that it pissed off and trembled, and gave up my human being easily. Is my human being so unworthy of persistence? How can you be so unsteady in your love? It really pissed me off."
He Nuo frowned in embarrassment, thinking, cats really have changeable minds, it's really hard to understand.But on the bright side, he still looks like he agrees with relish.
"Do you know what is more exasperating?" Lin Jiang said, suddenly grabbed Ta Nuo's hand and shook it hard.
Tano was taken aback, his eyes widened in shock, and he shook his head frantically.
"No way!" He was so frightened that his voice was distorted.
"What's even more exasperating!" Lin Jiang gritted her teeth and said, "It's my human being, who changed his mind for this kind of cat, and has no vision at all. I'm so mad!"
He Nuo had no choice but to comfort him, "Maybe it's your human who misses my sister too much..." He accidentally mentioned Lin Jiang's pet name, but when he saw Lin Jiang's dark face, he immediately He changed his words very discerningly, "No, it's that he misses you too much. You think so, in his mind, your image has always been a kitten, so when he misses you, he can only raise you again. A kitten came to miss you. This is called seeing things... see, see things, um, who is seeing things."
"You're so stupid, that's called seeing things and thinking about people." Lin Jiang glared at him, but her face improved a lot, and she was obviously persuaded, "What you said still makes sense. It seems that in this In this matter, my human responsibility is less. Then I, I will reluctantly forgive him again."
"Yes, yes, forgive him." He Nuo nodded in agreement.
"Thank you for reminding me, otherwise I would have missed it, this is a very typical human story, stand-in!"
"What is a stand-in?" He Nuo couldn't understand.
"Just let you learn more about human culture and surf the Internet more. You look ignorant, and you are clearly a fool suitable for being deceived."
He Nuo pouted and began to criticize him again.But what Lin Jiang said is very reasonable. He really should learn more about human knowledge, which is both interesting and able to learn all kinds of new things.Anyway, he is a very good swimmer, and surfing the Internet a lot can't help a little sea otter!
Lin Jiang sighed again: "However, what you said just now is quite right. I am no longer his cat in Lin Zhou's heart, but an insignificant passer-by."
He Nuo also sighed, and said, "Didn't you say that you would take advantage of your job to get close to Mr. Lin Zhou? Now that you don't have a job, what should you do?" He became anxious for his friend.
Lin Jiang said: "It's really troublesome. But I resigned as a last resort. You don't know, those human beings are so hateful, they actually think of a way to make me lie to me."
Lin Jiang, as the most grassroots insurance salesperson, has target tasks even during the internship period. The target amount is usually set very delicately. It is the amount of tasks that can be achieved but cannot be easily achieved. The purpose is to squeeze every salesperson. The main purpose of the interpersonal network is not to expand the market, but to sell insurance products to the relatives and friends around the salesperson.Because of this, as long as this goal is achieved, the company does not mind decisively weeding out these newcomers after the internship period is over and the nearby sales routes are saturated, and then replace them to extract value.
When Lin Jiang first entered the world, she didn't know the twists and turns, and suffered a loss. His supervisor took away the business in hand. Not only did he fail to get the promised commission when he resigned, he didn't even have the promised basic salary. issued.What annoyed him the most was that the business order he completed was actually Mr. Lin Zhou who was pestered by him helplessly, even though he knew the product was flawed, he still helped him complete the sales performance.To let his human beings be deceived in such an unreasonable way, as a cat, it is unbearable.
"Then what are you going to do?" He Nuo asked in distress.The ignorant little sea otter has never heard of such a bad-hearted human being, who can devise so many euphemistic ways to deceive others for profit, which is a bit too much.
Lin Jiang snorted coldly, and said: "Now that I have figured it out, there is no way to forget it like this. I have my own way. Human laws can't help, so can't we use the way we blame ourselves? Let me eat Sooner or later, he will spit out the things that are boring and greedy."
He Nuo was terrified by his determined appearance, and quickly dissuaded him: "The Association of Immortals won't let us fight with humans, let alone hurt others."
Lin Jiang wondered: "Who said I'm going to fight and kill? It's not a level contest. Is it interesting for me to crush it unilaterally? I won't do such a toneless thing. Don't worry, I have my own Method."
Only then did he feel relieved.
Unexpectedly, in a blink of an eye, Lin Jiang laughed again: "I told you to surf the Internet more, don't be surprised all day long, it's too uneducated, and you'll lose us face."
He Nuo lowered his head guiltily.
But Lin Jiang is indeed a cat with only ideas, but also very capable and determined enough.He Nuo had a vague premonition that as long as he persisted like this, maybe one day he could really meet his humans again.
After sending Lin Jiang off, Ta Nuo remembered the fact that he had exposed his "limited talents", and he was still a little unhappy, so he nestled beside Luo Xiang sullenly, making Luo Xiang laugh straight away.
"I'm really an uneducated sea otter. It's all because I wasn't serious when I was in school." He Nuo drooped his head, seriously examining himself.
Luo Xian was lazily lying on the recliner, originally drowsy, but upon hearing this, he slowly opened his eyelids and glanced at the little sea otter.
He Nuo raised his head and said, "You should comfort me at this time."
"Oh, what did you say?" Luo Xiang's tone was also very lazy, like a cat that hadn't woken up.
"You should refute me and say, no, actually you also have many advantages, just like there are countless stars in the sky." He Nuo begged.
He sat on a low bench, straightened his upper body up to the height of Luo Xiang's arm, just rested his chin on the armrest of the recliner, and stared at Luo Xiang longingly from bottom to top.
"Oh." Luo Xiang replied without emotion, without any ups and downs, and said along with him, "In fact, you also have many advantages, just like the countless stars in the sky—"
He Nuo looked at him expectantly.
Luo Xiang went on to say: "Since there are too many to count, I won't list them one by one. You just need to figure it out."
He Nuo groaned in anger, and took the little boss's hand, wishing he could take a bite.But in the end, he was still reluctant to open his mouth, he just pinched it in his hand and rubbed it vigorously.The little boss's hands are skinny, with long and slender fingertips, and each nail has been carefully polished into a circular arc shape, clean, round, powdery and shiny, and it is very warm in the hand.The little sea otter couldn't put it down, and played with it for a while.
Luo Xiang glanced at him and said, "Speak well, don't be a hooligan." Even though he disliked the little sea otter, he didn't withdraw his hand.
Naturally, Ta Nuo was not afraid of him, and rubbed each of his fingers with a smile.His movements were light, as if scratching an itch.
"It would be nice if you had fur too." The little sea otter sighed, "It would be better if it could be smaller, the kind that I can hold in my arms directly. Then I can give you a bath, I rub fur The kung fu is amazing!" Just imagining such a scene in his head made him unbearably fond of it.He couldn't help shaking his head, squinting his eyes and laughing.
When Luo Xiang saw it, he sighed inwardly, he really was a little idiot.
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111, so many chapters of the bachelor, I have to find a way to make the little sea otter kiss the little boss
Lin Jiang was amused by his appearance, and said: "You are a typical idiot who was sold by humans and helped count the money."
Why do you call me stupid again!
He Nuo is not happy.His mind was spinning wildly, his eyes blinked, and gossip flashed, and he moved to Lin Jiang's side, and asked in a low voice, "Have you found your human?"
He still remembers Lin Jiang's attempt to use financial services to win over the relationship between him and Mr. Lin Zhou at the very beginning.Now that Lin Jiang has resigned, can he still communicate with his humans openly?
Thinking of this, he suddenly agreed, and asked, "Have you become good friends with Mr. Lin Zhou?"
Hearing Mr. Lin Zhou's name, Lin Jiang's face was very smelly, she curled her lips, and replied reluctantly: "Not yet."
Without waiting for him to ask, Lin Jiang became angry and said angrily, "Don't mention my human beings, I hate it. I found out last week that he secretly found a cat outside and wanted to I want to take it home and raise it, and I get angry when I think of it. Annoying!"
He Nuo especially wanted to remind Lin Jiang that he was no longer a simple kitten, and it seemed understandable that his humans wanted to have another pet cat out of love.But he thought about it again, Lin Jiang still regarded himself as Mr. Lin Zhou's cat in his heart. From this perspective, the human being he had always loved changed his mind, which was indeed a bit unacceptable to the cat.Thinking back to when he misunderstood that the little boss wanted to raise Guokui, He Nuo was also unhappy, and suddenly felt that he could understand Lin Jiang's psychology.
So, he patted Lin Jiang on the shoulder and comforted him: "Although you can't be Lin Zhou's kitten, you can still be his good friend as a human being. As far as I know, humans still like good friends very much. As long as you become good friends, you can always stay by his side."
Lin Jiang shook her head in disdain, cut it, and said: "You think I am you, let others slaughter you. It has never been my style to settle for the second best."
"Huh? Then how did you do it?"
"I found the cat that shamelessly took advantage of the cat, and I moved it with affection and reason, and let it quit voluntarily."
Although it sounds like Lin Jiang's actions are very rational, but he understands in his heart that the reason he said must be supplemented by force.But he wisely didn't point this out.
As Lin Jiang spoke, there was a bit of satisfaction on her pretty face, which made his eyebrows and eyes more lively.He said complacently: "That cat, although it is not as good-looking as I am, and its IQ is not as high as mine, at least it is only sensible and knows how to advance and retreat. It is really easy to persuade it to leave. But..." His expression was pale. As soon as he changed, he became annoyed, "I just knocked on it a few words at random, and it was so frightened that it pissed off and trembled, and gave up my human being easily. Is my human being so unworthy of persistence? How can you be so unsteady in your love? It really pissed me off."
He Nuo frowned in embarrassment, thinking, cats really have changeable minds, it's really hard to understand.But on the bright side, he still looks like he agrees with relish.
"Do you know what is more exasperating?" Lin Jiang said, suddenly grabbed Ta Nuo's hand and shook it hard.
Tano was taken aback, his eyes widened in shock, and he shook his head frantically.
"No way!" He was so frightened that his voice was distorted.
"What's even more exasperating!" Lin Jiang gritted her teeth and said, "It's my human being, who changed his mind for this kind of cat, and has no vision at all. I'm so mad!"
He Nuo had no choice but to comfort him, "Maybe it's your human who misses my sister too much..." He accidentally mentioned Lin Jiang's pet name, but when he saw Lin Jiang's dark face, he immediately He changed his words very discerningly, "No, it's that he misses you too much. You think so, in his mind, your image has always been a kitten, so when he misses you, he can only raise you again. A kitten came to miss you. This is called seeing things... see, see things, um, who is seeing things."
"You're so stupid, that's called seeing things and thinking about people." Lin Jiang glared at him, but her face improved a lot, and she was obviously persuaded, "What you said still makes sense. It seems that in this In this matter, my human responsibility is less. Then I, I will reluctantly forgive him again."
"Yes, yes, forgive him." He Nuo nodded in agreement.
"Thank you for reminding me, otherwise I would have missed it, this is a very typical human story, stand-in!"
"What is a stand-in?" He Nuo couldn't understand.
"Just let you learn more about human culture and surf the Internet more. You look ignorant, and you are clearly a fool suitable for being deceived."
He Nuo pouted and began to criticize him again.But what Lin Jiang said is very reasonable. He really should learn more about human knowledge, which is both interesting and able to learn all kinds of new things.Anyway, he is a very good swimmer, and surfing the Internet a lot can't help a little sea otter!
Lin Jiang sighed again: "However, what you said just now is quite right. I am no longer his cat in Lin Zhou's heart, but an insignificant passer-by."
He Nuo also sighed, and said, "Didn't you say that you would take advantage of your job to get close to Mr. Lin Zhou? Now that you don't have a job, what should you do?" He became anxious for his friend.
Lin Jiang said: "It's really troublesome. But I resigned as a last resort. You don't know, those human beings are so hateful, they actually think of a way to make me lie to me."
Lin Jiang, as the most grassroots insurance salesperson, has target tasks even during the internship period. The target amount is usually set very delicately. It is the amount of tasks that can be achieved but cannot be easily achieved. The purpose is to squeeze every salesperson. The main purpose of the interpersonal network is not to expand the market, but to sell insurance products to the relatives and friends around the salesperson.Because of this, as long as this goal is achieved, the company does not mind decisively weeding out these newcomers after the internship period is over and the nearby sales routes are saturated, and then replace them to extract value.
When Lin Jiang first entered the world, she didn't know the twists and turns, and suffered a loss. His supervisor took away the business in hand. Not only did he fail to get the promised commission when he resigned, he didn't even have the promised basic salary. issued.What annoyed him the most was that the business order he completed was actually Mr. Lin Zhou who was pestered by him helplessly, even though he knew the product was flawed, he still helped him complete the sales performance.To let his human beings be deceived in such an unreasonable way, as a cat, it is unbearable.
"Then what are you going to do?" He Nuo asked in distress.The ignorant little sea otter has never heard of such a bad-hearted human being, who can devise so many euphemistic ways to deceive others for profit, which is a bit too much.
Lin Jiang snorted coldly, and said: "Now that I have figured it out, there is no way to forget it like this. I have my own way. Human laws can't help, so can't we use the way we blame ourselves? Let me eat Sooner or later, he will spit out the things that are boring and greedy."
He Nuo was terrified by his determined appearance, and quickly dissuaded him: "The Association of Immortals won't let us fight with humans, let alone hurt others."
Lin Jiang wondered: "Who said I'm going to fight and kill? It's not a level contest. Is it interesting for me to crush it unilaterally? I won't do such a toneless thing. Don't worry, I have my own Method."
Only then did he feel relieved.
Unexpectedly, in a blink of an eye, Lin Jiang laughed again: "I told you to surf the Internet more, don't be surprised all day long, it's too uneducated, and you'll lose us face."
He Nuo lowered his head guiltily.
But Lin Jiang is indeed a cat with only ideas, but also very capable and determined enough.He Nuo had a vague premonition that as long as he persisted like this, maybe one day he could really meet his humans again.
After sending Lin Jiang off, Ta Nuo remembered the fact that he had exposed his "limited talents", and he was still a little unhappy, so he nestled beside Luo Xiang sullenly, making Luo Xiang laugh straight away.
"I'm really an uneducated sea otter. It's all because I wasn't serious when I was in school." He Nuo drooped his head, seriously examining himself.
Luo Xian was lazily lying on the recliner, originally drowsy, but upon hearing this, he slowly opened his eyelids and glanced at the little sea otter.
He Nuo raised his head and said, "You should comfort me at this time."
"Oh, what did you say?" Luo Xiang's tone was also very lazy, like a cat that hadn't woken up.
"You should refute me and say, no, actually you also have many advantages, just like there are countless stars in the sky." He Nuo begged.
He sat on a low bench, straightened his upper body up to the height of Luo Xiang's arm, just rested his chin on the armrest of the recliner, and stared at Luo Xiang longingly from bottom to top.
"Oh." Luo Xiang replied without emotion, without any ups and downs, and said along with him, "In fact, you also have many advantages, just like the countless stars in the sky—"
He Nuo looked at him expectantly.
Luo Xiang went on to say: "Since there are too many to count, I won't list them one by one. You just need to figure it out."
He Nuo groaned in anger, and took the little boss's hand, wishing he could take a bite.But in the end, he was still reluctant to open his mouth, he just pinched it in his hand and rubbed it vigorously.The little boss's hands are skinny, with long and slender fingertips, and each nail has been carefully polished into a circular arc shape, clean, round, powdery and shiny, and it is very warm in the hand.The little sea otter couldn't put it down, and played with it for a while.
Luo Xiang glanced at him and said, "Speak well, don't be a hooligan." Even though he disliked the little sea otter, he didn't withdraw his hand.
Naturally, Ta Nuo was not afraid of him, and rubbed each of his fingers with a smile.His movements were light, as if scratching an itch.
"It would be nice if you had fur too." The little sea otter sighed, "It would be better if it could be smaller, the kind that I can hold in my arms directly. Then I can give you a bath, I rub fur The kung fu is amazing!" Just imagining such a scene in his head made him unbearably fond of it.He couldn't help shaking his head, squinting his eyes and laughing.
When Luo Xiang saw it, he sighed inwardly, he really was a little idiot.
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111, so many chapters of the bachelor, I have to find a way to make the little sea otter kiss the little boss
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