Fairy takeaway

In the morning, Tano lay down on the pear tree and caught the first cicada this summer.

He intends to give Maemi to Brother Otter as a gift of reconciliation.Little Tatami doesn't know what's wrong, he has a very bad temper, he's always angry after waking up today, he doesn't respond to calling him, he is also very perfunctory when eating, and sticks out his tongue at the little boss.

Maybe my brother had a nightmare last night.He Nuo thought so, and found Brother Otter playing in the mud with his butt up at the foot of the wall.

Wang!

--look!It's a cicada!

He Nuo spread out his palms, showing off his prey.He opened his eyes wide and looked at him with admiration.

The two brothers reunited and nestled together lovingly.

Luo Xie stared at Ta Nuo thoughtfully for a long time.He always felt that something was wrong, and there was something very wrong with that stupid sea otter. It had been weird since last night.Some time ago, because of the weird pronunciation, the little sea otter was always shy to speak, and only willing to type when communicating.But now, he seemed to suddenly let go of himself, no longer concealed his barking, and even stood under the eaves with him and his two otters to bark and compete with each other, which was quite childish.

He often stares at himself in a daze, and dances silly when he thinks of the joy.Asked the reason, the little sea otter didn't say anything, just smiled mysteriously at Luo Xiang.If you ignore him, you will stick to him again in a while, asking Luo Xiang about things.

A little fool, like a poor man getting rich suddenly, but no one knows about the treasure in his body, he is secretly delighted and can't help but want to show off.

No matter how much he thought about it, he couldn't figure it out, so Luo Xiang simply put the question aside.He believed that the little sea otter wouldn't be able to hold on for long, and would eventually be unable to resist telling him the secret, and that day would come soon.Thinking of this, Luo Xiang was completely relieved.He just had to wait, as usual, quietly, like a very patient old hunter, waiting for his prey to fall into the trap.

A stupid guy like He Nuo would not be his opponent, hum.

Luo Xiang had previously agreed with Mr. Qiao Wu that the investigation could only be started after finding a magic weapon at hand.Tano never understood what the so-called "magic weapon" was, and Luo Xiang refused to tell him.But today during the day, the little boss didn't do anything, didn't talk much, just enjoyed the cool under the pear tree, and lay lazily all day long.

What puzzled the little sea otter the most was that the little boss didn't even eat the rice, and his favorite dried fish was placed in front of him without even looking at it.This made him worried.He sat with Luo Xian all afternoon, trying every means to make him active.

——Are you unhappy?

— Are you talking to me?Just talk to me and you'll be happy

——If you are unhappy, I will ask my brother to dance the elephant dance for you.

He Nuo coaxed him to stand in the middle of the small courtyard and perform a dance for the price of a small dried fish.The otter brother dances the elephant dance with his belly upright, twisting his waist and limbs. The shape is not graceful at all, and the movements are clumsy and not very ornamental. Even because the hind legs are too short when standing, the tail always drags the ground and will be under the buttocks Daub a mysterious circle, which looks very funny.

He Nuo thought such a younger brother was extremely cute, but the little boss always seemed to be lacking in interest.

This situation lasted for three full days.The little boss seems to have suddenly entered a power-saving and energy-saving mode, reducing the life activity index to the lowest energy consumption level.If he didn't know that human beings would not sleep for a long time, he would almost suspect that the little boss had entered a state of aestivation.A small number of animals choose aestivation or hibernation in order to save their own energy consumption to survive the period of food scarcity.The little boss obviously doesn't fit this part of the situation.

The little sea otter was so worried that he couldn't eat well by himself, and he no longer wanted to eat shrimp and crab.At the beginning, when he had nothing to do, he always liked to pluck the little boss's hair a few times, thinking about finding his secret charging plug.Of course, the little sea otter found nothing.

He Nuo secretly suspected that these abnormalities of the little boss were related to Mr. Qiao Wu's commission, but the little boss refused to reveal anything, just letting him not worry.

On the evening of the third day, there are thousands of red clouds and the setting sun is slanting.The little boss was still lying on the bamboo chair. He had just woken up and was resting with his eyes closed. One toe touched the ground and shook it slightly from time to time.His nap time today was much longer than the previous two days.

He promised to let him watch cartoons on his mobile phone in the house - since the little sea otter learned to use his mobile phone to watch videos, cartoons have become his new hobby.

After settling down his younger brother, he Nuo left the room and walked towards Luo Xiang in the yard.

Is the little boss sick?Thinking like this, he came to Luo Xiang, squatted down, put his chin on Luo Xiang's knee, looked up, and looked straight at him, his eyes full of worry.

Luo Xiang opened his eyes, reached out and gently touched the back of the little sea otter's head.

"Don't worry, the matter will be resolved soon." He said, looking in the direction of the door.

At this moment, there was a knock on the door of Luo's courtyard.

The one I visited was the pot helmet.He carried a small fish basket on his body, which contained the "fish" of desire he had caught.

"This is the last basket." Guo Kui said to Luo Xiang, and then respectfully presented the fish basket.

Luo Xiang nodded approvingly, and rewarded Guo Kui with a small dried fish.Guokui ran away happily with the small dried fish in his mouth.

He looked at the little boss in puzzlement.

Luo Xiang didn't explain much, just said: "We have guests tonight, it will be very lively. Please let the little meatball stay obediently and don't run around."

He Nuo agreed, but he didn't know what guests they would have.

Luo Xiang didn't say any more, took the fish basket into the small room next to the kitchen, and stayed there for three or four hours.The room is full of golden light, and there are occasional clear clanging sounds from metal impacts.

The mystery was quickly solved.At eight or nine o'clock in the evening, Luo's small courtyard welcomed two guests, Mr. Malatang and Mr. Qiao Wu.

At first glance, the little sea otter was startled.Compared with when we first met three days ago, Mr. Qiao Wu has changed a lot.At this moment, his complexion is gray, his brows and eyes seem to be entangled with sorrow, his whole body is out of shape, and he is very weak, how can he still see the graceful, bright and moving idol at that time.

He Nuo was afraid that he would blow the opponent down if he exhaled too hard, so he quickly brought a chair for Mr. Qiao Wu and asked him to sit down and rest.

However, Luo Xiang seemed to have foreseen this matter, and greeted the two guests with a normal face.

Seeing Luo Xiang's confident appearance, Mr. Qiao Wu immediately felt relieved, heaved a long sigh of relief, and started talking without waiting for the other party to ask questions.

In their previous conversation, Mr. Qiao Wu mentioned that he came to Mao Chuncheng in advance to seek help because of a strange incident that happened recently and thought that there should be no delay.But at that time Luo Xiang didn't ask him to elaborate on the details of the so-called strange incident.Obviously, this strange incident still haunted Mr. Qiao Wu after he set foot in Maochun, and it became more and more serious, devouring his energy and spiritual power, causing his appearance to change drastically in just a few days Variety.

He Nuo was anxious and wanted to ask Mr. Qiao Wu directly about the strange things that happened to him.However, after the bird in question arrived at Luo's small courtyard, it seemed that because of seeing the mighty Luo Xiang, he suddenly gained confidence. After the burden of fear in his heart was relieved, the whole bird became relaxed again, and the emphasis of speaking changed back to before. He loves to exaggerate and loves to perform, and he starts things from the beginning without haste.

With this call back, the timeline of the story goes back directly to about six years ago, when Mr. Qiao Wu just transformed into a human, went to the capital city to work hard, and debuted as an idol.Mr. Qiao Wu took shape for the first time, and according to his own spiritual condition, the human form maintained the appearance of a young man about 20 years old.When he reported to the Maochuncheng Chengjing Association, the staff at the household registration office strictly followed the regulations, and based on his physical characteristics such as bone age when he was in human form, truthfully filled in his real age on his human ID card.

At that time, Mr. Qiao Wu had limited knowledge and was young and ignorant. Although he wanted to devote himself to acting career by virtue of his enthusiasm and preference.But what is the entertainment industry and what is the acting career, he has no idea, but he is not afraid.Following the army of spirits going north, Mr. Qiao Wu left the small Maochun City for the first time in his life and came to the capital city of the largest metropolis.

The permanent population of the capital city has exceeded 2000 million, and the area is five times larger than that of Mao Chuncheng. It is really a big world beyond the world that a native-born elf like Ta Nuo can hardly imagine.All kinds of memories before going to the capital city are just like fragments of words that cannot be formed in Mr. Qiao Wu's mind, without leaving too deep an impression.After becoming a tourist in the capital city, his life as a human officially started.

After the initial discomfort and confusion passed, Mr. Qiao Wu began to look for opportunities.As for the matter of becoming a star, it was only after he had truly seen the complete face of the human entertainment circle that he began to care about himself.Mr. Qiao Wu racked his brains and sent resumes everywhere.With his outstanding appearance, he passed the assessment, successfully entered a small brokerage company, and became its artist.Although on the surface, he has stepped into the entertainment circle, but he is not valued by the company, and he has not received any valuable work, and he was once in a paralyzed state of stagnation.At this time, there is still a long way to go before becoming famous in Mr. Qiao Wu's mind.

However, Mr. Qiao Wu was lucky. He only waited for less than a year, and then encountered an extremely precious opportunity that could not be met.He learned from the brokerage company that there are currently recruiters from the TV program group in the capital city, who are doing promotion and casting for a reality talent show on a local satellite TV station.They accept open social enrollment.There are no too strict conditions for registration, but there is a little rigid requirement. The contestants of the program must be single males under the age of 20.At that time, Mr. Qiao Wu had already surpassed.

The human entertainment industry is a cruel arena, where age, appearance, and emotional intelligence can all be used as weapons.Among them, the competition among young idols is particularly fierce.Although the early 20s are supposed to be the best age for idols to flourish, the premise is that the idols at this time need to be popular, which means that their debut and fame should be younger.Even if Mr. Qiao Wu entered the competition as a 20-year-old, he would have no competitive advantage among all the teenagers who were only [-] or [-] years old.

After some thought, Mr. Qiao Wu decided to take a slant and change his age.In his opinion, he is not a human being at all, so the so-called human age is meaningless, even if he knows it violates the laws of human beings, he feels that there is no need to worry about it.Mr. Qiao Wu, who has no psychological burden, together with a broker assistant he was acquainted with at the time, falsified his human age through improper means, and became a human juvenile from the household registration information.

Qiao Wu's name was not included in the list originally submitted by his company, but Mr. Qiao Wu finally managed to submit the application form with the age revised, and successfully got an interview opportunity.Once again benefiting from his outstanding appearance, Mr. Qiao Wu successfully passed the audition and became one of the two hundred contestants.

Things can be described as twists and turns, but fortunately, the result is finally good.After the incident was exposed, although the brokerage company was very annoyed by Mr. Qiao Wu's self-assertive style of acting, none of the other artists they recommended had qualified for the audition. Mr. Qiao Wu participated.

This reality talent show is actually a new variety show created by the satellite TV station of Yunquan City. Its novel competition format and exciting competitions are the first in the country.Yunquan City is not far from Maochun City, but it is two cities with completely different styles from Maochun City.Yunquan City as a whole is full of a very strong modern urban atmosphere, with rapid development, bordering the river and the coast, it is prosperous.Due to the difference in economic levels between the two places, Maochun City is known as the back garden of Yunquan. Many successful people who work hard in Yunquan choose to spend their leisure time in Maochun, a place with beautiful scenery and a leisurely life, and buy vacation homes.In the meantime, many business opportunities have emerged, and of course many bubbles have been brewed.

……

He Nuo thought that Mr. Qiao Wu would probably have a common language with Lin Jiang, who wanted to become a financial elite and then deceive human fools.

Mr. Qiao Wu patted his thigh and wanted to further analyze some of his views and customs on the economy of the two places, but Mr. Malatang calmly pulled him back.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I always tend to digress. It's okay, these are trivial things, and they don't matter. I'll start over again!"

Mr. Qiao Wu was about to speak when he was interrupted again.Mr. Malatang frowned and reminded: "You have already started over many times, don't start over again, just go straight down."

Mr. Qiao Wu had no choice but to continue talking about his draft contest.In this competition, 12 teenagers have undergone professional training, honed their talents in singing, dancing and acting, followed different mentors, and formed a team to compete for elimination.The [-] people who finally stand out will form a new male idol group. The team will last for one year and get the opportunity to participate in various programs, commercial performances and fan activities, and officially enter the entertainment industry, commonly known as "debut".

The competition system is quite unfavorable to Mr. Qiao Wu.There is no other reason, but because Mr. Qiao Wu, as a lovesick bird, has no talent to show except his appearance.Especially the singing skills that the competition is quite fancy. Mr. Qiao Wu can be said to have extreme tone insufficiency. It is not easy to sing a song completely, let alone stabilize the audience so that they can be patient and endure their own singing devastated.It is simply impossible to win through real skills.

Another point is that under the 24-hour uninterrupted spotlight, there is nowhere to hide the subtleties of the human body, and the sequelae of Mr. Qiao Wu's age modification are gradually revealed.Although numerically speaking, there is not much difference between 21 and 21.But the human body structure is quite miraculous, and the facial features of the young boy are more round and sunny, not yet fully opened, and there is a youthful and sunny look at a glance.Although the [-]-year-old is still in his prime, because of his maturity, his appearance is more stable and three-dimensional, and his vitality has dropped sharply. It is difficult to pretend that natural youthfulness through external means.This makes Mr. Qiao Wu easy to distinguish from other players.Therefore, during the competition, there were already rumors and rumors about his bad behavior of modifying the age to participate, and there was a lot of excitement for a while.

At the same time, Mr. Qiao Wu's appearance is good, but it is not the handsome appearance that is popular nowadays, but generally gorgeous, as domineering as a peony, and as ostentatious as a peacock, with a hint of unspeakable aggressiveness, which is out of place with the surroundings.Although most people will praise this kind of appearance when they see it, there are not so many people who really appreciate it.

Mr. Qiao Wu does not insist on setting up an image of an all-rounder.From the very beginning, he made up his mind to let humans see his truest and most comfortable appearance.If humans cannot accept his true beauty, then for Mr. Qiao Wu, this kind of human love is worthless.He is a refined person, and he should have such arrogance that he is free and unscrupulous.

Mr. Qiao Wu let go of his hands and feet.He has a natural ability to confuse people's hearts, and he understands what kind of actions can please human beings more.In the show, he talks witty and has both ways.Although he doesn't know how to sing, he is proficient in the principles of vocal music. He can always understand the guidance of his instructors. coach.He also made no secret of his appearance, exaggerating as much as he wanted.Over time, he gradually formed his own distinctive personal style, with constant turmoil and topics surrounding him, but after all, he still attracted a large audience of true love.Although he was in danger of being eliminated several times, he always saved the day and successfully entered the finals.

Hearing this, He Nuo couldn't help sighing, Mr. Qiao Wu always said that his memory has become very bad, but when it comes to his adult life when he debuted, and the past scenery, he just talked about it, I want to come He was quite proud of himself back then.Just as his former friend Bird Yusha said, he really is a lively bird who likes to show off and is eager to be loved by humans.Moreover, Mr. Qiao Wu is proficient in vocal music training, probably because he has helped Uncle Hu train songbirds for many years, and he has mastered the skills from practice to perfection.

The little sea otter likes to listen to such adventure stories. Although Mr. Qiao Wu talks a lot, the stories always like to tell twists and turns, with constant surprises.He was still able to hold his temper, and he still listened with gusto.Luo Xiang was different. Before Mr. Qiao Wu could explain how he won the opportunity to register successfully, he was already quite impatient. He wanted to interrupt many times, but he was restrained by the little sea otter's paw.

However, Luo Xiang held back a few times, and finally couldn't help it at this moment, and said in a loud voice: "I'm not interested in your struggle story. You just start from the day when you discovered the strange thing."

Mr. Qiao Wu was at a loss for words and remained silent for a long time. He struggled to ask for instructions: "My story is still short of an end, let me finish it, okay? Please!"

He Nuo saw that he was holding back so pitifully, he hurriedly agreed to come down instead of Luo Xiang.

With a dark face, Luo Xiang took a deep breath and said silently in his heart, "Don't be angry, I won't be angry when others are angry, and there is no one to replace you when you get sick."

Mr. Qiao Wu nodded happily, and his impression of Ta Nuo got better in his heart.As expected of the younger brother of his senior Yan, he is really cute, caring and down-to-earth, like a little meat bun.

He subconsciously glanced at Luo Xiang's face, and muttered in a low voice, I'm an idol, and it's very rare to have the opportunity to fully describe the highlight moments of my life. It's a precious opportunity, okay?

Mr. Qiao Wu finally had the courage to continue telling the end of his debut story.

The story behind is actually very simple. Mr. Qiao Wu succeeded in making his debut as No.6 in the competition by virtue of his painting style which is different from other human beings.However, the development situation of this rookie men's group was not good. They failed to follow the original agreement and disbanded in less than half a year.After flying solo, Mr. Qiao Wu left the original small economic company and joined another powerful large company with the little assistant who helped him "crime".However, the good times didn't last long. He once again experienced a long period of downturn. During this period, he could only maintain the interaction with his old fans, occasionally accepting endorsement activities and commercial performances, and his life was very unsatisfactory.

The turning point of his acting career happened two years ago.At that time, his agent took over a TV series adapted from an online IP novel for him. As an idol with zero acting skills, Mr. Qiao Wu played the role of the male third character with a lot of roles in the script. Cultivation disciples.After this man became a demon, he somehow got through some circuit in his mind, and he actually had a habit of dressing up as a woman.According to the agent, it is quite suitable for Mr. Qiao Wu's flamboyance, and he can basically act in his true colors.

"Wait a minute, don't scold me first." Mr. Qiao Wu preempted Luo Xiang's anger, and repeatedly defended, "The reason why I want to talk about this experience is not to show off, nor is it purely personal. Experience sharing is useful. This is the same as my debut story. It is actually a foreshadowing. Do you understand the foreshadowing? The foreshadowing is to make the climax of my story more natural, so that the audience can be immersive and listen to it You can be mesmerized by watching it, and you will feel like a super 'wow' feeling suddenly realized.

Ah, wait a minute, okay, okay, I won't say it!Please put your hands down, thank you!

I'll just say one thing, let me explain.Because in the crew, I met a person, and this person, I thought about it later, the strange things about me were gradually revealed after meeting this person.He is the source of all weirdness. "

This person is also a popular star and a well-known actor, and he has a good reputation among ordinary human audiences.Because of his outstanding appearance and not appearing old for many years, but with the precipitation of the years, he gradually glows with an unspeakable charm and more elegant demeanor. Therefore, he is known in the circle as an immortal man.

However, Mr. Qiao Wu described it as "a real devil".

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