locked up with nemesis

After flying for four consecutive days, Captain Xie finally ushered in a two-day vacation, but it was not a weekend, and when he landed, Qu Chu happened to be on duty at the hospital, so Xie Qianyu took a taxi home alone—— That small bungalow.

Although he had been working for four days, Xie Qianyu didn't feel too tired because of domestic short-distance flights, and he didn't want to sleep after returning home.

The family does not have the habit of employing housekeeping aunts. The main reason is that Qu Chu does not like strangers to come to his home. Although the house is big, the most used rooms are the living room, kitchen, bathroom, master bedroom and study, and both of them are young. Big guy, so as long as you don't commit lazy cancer, cleaning will not be very tiring.

The division of housework is not very clear, such as washing clothes and cleaning, it is Qu Chu and Xie Qianyu whoever is free, whoever does it, but cooking - as long as Captain Xie is on land, it must be him task.

Because of Professor Qu's culinary skills...it's really not flattering.

The two of them hadn't confirmed their relationship before, but when Xie Qianyu had the cheek to unilaterally announce that Professor Qu was her boyfriend... Oh, at that time the two were still living in the faculty apartment of Xinghe University, Xie Qianyu was the witness Professor Guo Qu's cooking skills.

Let’s not talk about the fact that there is too much salt or too little salt. The key is that both vinegar and light soy sauce can be mistaken. The hot and sour potato shreds... eh, what about the sour taste?Not to mention that it is not surprising to eat egg shells in steamed eggs.

In Xie Qianyu's words, Quchu has been living alone since puberty, especially after studying abroad for four years, and he didn't starve to death.

"I am your blessing!" Xie Qianyu gave a narcissistic and domineering conclusion at that time.

Regarding this, Professor Qu didn't want to make complaints other than rolling his eyes.

"Don't believe me," Xie Qianyu put his arms around Qu Chu, grabbed him into his arms, and rubbed his lips against his neck for a long time before Professor Qu could react. His hand slipped into Professor Qu's mouth. pocket, took out his cell phone.

Both of their phones registered each other's fingerprints, so Xie Qianyu was able to unlock Qu Chu's phone. He opened the Alipay app, "If you don't believe me, use it to scan me."

Oh, by the way, let me explain here that this happened in the twelfth lunar month two years after the two got married, about a week before the Chinese New Year.As we all know, every year at the end of the Lunar New Year, Ma Yun’s father will hold a lucky sweeping activity, and after collecting all the five blessings, he can exchange for...about two yuan...

This year is no exception, but in addition to sweeping blessings, AR can also be used to scan people's smiling faces, and there is also a probability of bursting out five kinds of blessings and cash red envelopes.

Xie Qianyu let go of Qu Chu, returned the phone to Qu Chu, and pointed at him with his chin: "No, scan your old Gong's smiling face."

Professor Qu didn't want to scan, Xie Qianyu helped him scan last year's and the year before last's Fuka.As a high-quality talent who is very sensitive to numbers, Professor Qu looked at the XX billion people sharing the XX billion red envelopes that Ma Yun’s father typed out, and expressed that he was unable to complain. On average, each person only spent two or three yuan. Money is swiped and swiped every day with a mobile phone like a pen...

Professor Qu refused.

But Xie Qianyu never tires of it every year, not only scanning by himself, but also insisting on grabbing Qu Chu's phone to scan.Professor Qu was speechless. A young master like Captain Xie who earns a million dollars a year and comes from a wealthy family still cares about these two dollars? !

"Of course I care," Xie Qianyu said, "The back of the card can be scratched for prizes, maybe you can get a half-off Youku Video annual membership card!"

Qu Chu: "..."

All right, a dignified young master of a wealthy family cares about this half discount card, what else can he say?

The point is, this person can spend money on all kinds of uniforms without feeling sorry for him. How can he not feel soft-hearted when tearing up those clothes that cost tens of thousands of dollars a piece?

Qu Chu pulled his thoughts away from last year and the year before, took the phone from Xie Qianyu, and reluctantly pointed the camera at Xie Qianyu.

Before Xie Qianyu could take off the captain's uniform, he put on a coquettish pose on the spot, with a heartfelt smile on his face.

This smile is so pretty, even though he was already so familiar with that face, Qu Chu was still stunned at that time, his Adam's apple rolled up and down unconsciously, and the phone began to scan Captain Xie's smiling face .

He only heard the buzzing sound of the phone, Xie Qianyu couldn't wait to lean over: "What did you find?"

Qu Chu didn't have any hope at first, but a red, yellow, red and yellow special effect flashed on the screen, and finally exploded into a red envelope:

"Congratulations on your 9999 yuan cash red envelope!"

Qu Chu was dumbfounded, and to be honest, Xie Qianyu was also a little dumbfounded, he just said that, he didn't really expect to get any red envelopes, he thought it was a lucky card, and it wasn't the kind of professional blessing Foca.

But Xie Qianyu's psychological quality is still stronger than Professor Qu's, mainly because he is thicker-skinned. After a short period of shock and bewilderment, Xie Qianyu has returned to his usual state of shamelessness and embarrassment. Gently kissed Professor Qu on the forehead: "I just said, I am your lucky star!"

You know, there is only one red envelope of 99999 yuan in the whole country!

In the end, he was bumped into by Xie Qianyu's face!

Although everyone understands that this is just a matter of probability and algorithms, many netizens said that scanning their smiling faces can only produce a [-] cents at most, "the system looks at the face" - netizens have come to such a conclusion.

Therefore, the most recent trending search is #星星浪一改#, many celebrities will join this topic, and then post a small video of themselves scanning their face. Of course, the video that they can’t scan the cash will not be posted on Weibo. , Only when a large amount of red envelopes are scanned will the video be uploaded to the Internet.After all, celebrities are very embarrassing!

Everyone understands the truth, but on the Internet, the Chinese New Year is coming again, and everyone wants to have fun, so they all come to a conclusion, that is——Sure enough, Alipay is just based on appearance.

Because many celebrities sweep out 99 yuan, 999 yuan, etc., which are much larger than the cash red envelopes swept out by ordinary amateurs, and this has become a place where fans praise their idols for their good looks. reason.

However, they were all defeated by Xie Qianyu. He was the only man in the country with a six-figure red envelope, and he was short of one yuan to one hundred thousand!

Qu Chu looked at the sudden extra money of nearly 10 yuan in his payment balance, and fell into deep thought:

Xie Qianyu... probably really... is his lucky star?

Then, he heard Fu Xing say to himself: "Great, baby, we have money to buy clothes again!"

Qu Chu: "...?!"

hello? ?

He raised his eyes and looked at his old Gong's eyes full of fiery desire, and understood in seconds...

Xie Qianyu's so-called clothes are actually clothes ♂ clothes, the kind that are made and torn on the bed.

Thinking of someone who has an obsessive hobby in uniform play, Professor Qu couldn't help but clutch his waist...