locked up with nemesis

Xie Qianyu understood the meaning in Qu Chu's eyes, wanted to cry, but quickly explained: "No, listen to me, I really didn't do this. Old Jiang came here just now, and I don't know what he smoked. Crazy, suddenly gave Xiao Yuer a cigarette."

"I was busy collecting clothes at the time, and when I turned around, oh, how did I know that Xiao Yu'er was an old smoking pipe, and she started smoking, and the more she smoked, the sadder she became, hey, do you think it has lost love? "

The corner of Qu Chu's mouth twitched fiercely, and he said coldly, "I've already neutered it."

"..." Xie Qianyu pretended to be decent and "rebuked" him, "Baby, this is your fault, you can't only care about enjoying sex|life for yourself, and disregard the happiness of the dog!"

Professor Qu rolled his eyes, turned around and reluctantly stuffed the unwearable precious clothes into the trash can, and then sat down heavily in front of the desk.

He originally wanted to leave immediately, but the laptop in his dormitory broke down some time ago, so Xie Qianyu gave him his own laptop to use.After using it, Qu Chu got used to it...

As soon as Qu Chu first sat down and stared at the startup interface, he felt angry and funny. As expected, "eating soft rice" is addictive.Before he could make the next move and thought, someone's voice came to his ears again:

"Where did I just say that? Oh, sex.life.life..."

Three black lines appeared on Qu Chu's head: "..."

"No, let me think about it again," Xie Qianyu deliberately wanted to tease Qu Chu, seeing the speechless expression on the other side's face, he felt a great sense of satisfaction in his heart, so he accepted it and continued, "Ah , I remembered, when Xiao Yuer saw me coming, she suddenly stretched out her claws, and the cigarette butt hit me. It's okay to hit me, but the key is that I'm holding your precious clothes in my hands. "

"It was too late to say it, but I made a quick turn - but your precious clothes still haven't escaped your precious son's claws."

"..." Qu Chu slandered: Act, you continue to act.

Then he saw that Xie Qianyu really continued to act, and he acted with sincerity, which seemed to be the case.

Captain Xie gritted his teeth: "I must beat Old Jiang first, and then pull out your son's dog hair to avenge your clothes!"

Hearing this, Qu Chu raised his eyes and glanced at him coolly.

Xie Qianyu: "..."

It seems that the dog's status in Qu Chu's heart is not low.

But at this time, Xiao Yu'er stood by the window and let out a high-spirited "Wow", which can be said to be very airy!

Captain Xie felt a sense of displeasure in his heart, he walked to the window, intending to educate this "dog thing" who is a dog.

After the computer was turned on, it automatically connected to WiFi, and then automatically logged in to QQ, which belonged to Xie Qianyu himself.Qu Chu didn't have the habit of spying on other people's chats, but this time he definitely didn't do it on purpose, and for some reason he clicked on the group message with a flick of his hand.

It's their high school group.

Qu Chu has always been aloof. He was very lonely in high school and was unwilling to integrate into group life. He didn't apply for QQ let alone join the class group.After staying in the class for two years, if there is any connection with this group, it is probably because of regular fights with Xie Qianyu.

He sighed, as if Xie Qianyu had become the only window through which he could communicate with that class in high school.

Qu Chu glanced at the latest news, it was a video posted by Jiang Jun:

A Chinese pastoral dog is lying on the ground, smoking a cigarette alone, and pauses after taking a puff. It seems to be thinking about the dog's life. It can be said that it is a dog with a lot of thoughts.

That dog is his little Yu'er.

As soon as the video was released, the group immediately became lively. Qu Chu looked at the names of the spokespersons and found that he didn't remember the names very much, or even if he had an impression of the names of one or two people, he still had nothing to do with their faces. I'm sorry.They discussed in full swing:

"Fuck, hahahaha."

"It's so funny! Boss Jiang, if this video vibrates, it will be popular!"

"The puppy is so cute, whose is it? Is it yours?"

This tone of voice was that of a girl, and Jiang Jun, the sender of the video, erupted again and made a grinning expression.

The group exploded again:

"Old Jiang, you are going too far. Whenever He Linna speaks, you erupt!"

"Shouldn't it be so obvious!"

As for the name "He Linna", Qu Chu had almost no impression of it, but he remembered that the class flower in their class was called Na, probably this girl.

As for why Professor Qu, who has always been aloof and aloof, remembers the name of one-third of the class flower, it is because he wanted to chase after He Lina when he suffered from the second middle school illness, but found out that Qin Lulu from the liberal arts class was famous outside, and if he chased her, he would be happy. If it caused a bigger commotion, it might be able to make Principal Qu feel better, so he shifted his target to Qin Lulu.

Jiang Jun ignored them, and directly answered the Banhua girl after several floors: "This dog was photographed in Xie Qianyu's apartment."

The dog belonged to him, not Xie Qianyu, but Jiang Jun only said that it was at Xie Qianyu's house. Qu Chu was afraid that everyone would misunderstand, so he couldn't help replying: "This dog doesn't belong to Xie Qianyu, it's mine. of."

As soon as these words came out, the group immediately became cold, and within 5 minutes, no one spoke, as if it had become a dead group.However, the reason no one spoke was because the words were too weird——

At this moment, the old students of Class 1 ([-]) who were scattered in Xinghe City and outside the city were holding their mobile phones, with a big and bold look on their faces:

What do you mean by "This dog doesn't belong to Xie Qianyu, it belongs to me"?

Isn't this message from Xie Qianyu?

If not, did you encounter a ghost?

Or... Xie Qianyu's account was hacked?

Finally, an old classmate who couldn't stand the sudden silence in the air broke the dead group and asked, "Brother, who are you?"

Qu Chu didn't think too much about it, so he replied directly: "I'm Qu Chu."

Immediately, no one said anything in the group, as if they had been muted by the administrator.

"..." Professor Qu felt a little emotional. After so many years, he is still a central air-conditioning talent—the kind that specializes in refrigeration, even if only his name appears on the stage instead of himself.

The group went cold again for another 5 minutes, and another old classmate who couldn't remember the name and face of Qu Chu asked, "Where are you?"

Qu Chu replied: "In Xie Qianyu's apartment."

Boss Jiang, who was busy collecting money after answering Ban Hua, saw this when he opened QQ again. Thinking that Qu Chuhui would directly live in Xie Qianyu's apartment across the street!

As for the dog, although he knew from Xie Qianyu that Qu Chu also had a dog, how could he have thought of such a coincidence.

He really thought it belonged to Xie Qianyu. Xie Qianyu's family belongs to the military area, so the first time he saw it, he thought it should be different from a civilian dog, and he remembered that he didn't know where he saw the dog smoking. video, I just want to tease it.

If he knew it belonged to Qu Chu, he wouldn't dare to tease him even if he had a hundred guts.Later, after the smoking dog burned a hole in Xie Qianyu's clothes, before he had time to boast, "This is really a fucking tiger dog", he was kicked out with a broom out!

At this moment, Boss Jiang looked at the group chat records on the screen, and his heart was full of fatherly relief: Fuck, thank you, you are really promising. After all these years, you have finally attracted someone.

The old loving father Jiang Jun then replied: "Fuck, you two live together?!!!!"

For a moment, the old classmates felt as if they had been struck by lightning. There were question marks and exclamation marks in their stomachs, but no one dared to speak up. Although Qu Chu didn't like to talk in class back then, he had a strong sense of presence. After all, people with good grades and good fights are as rare as giant pandas.

In addition, he is a lot of cold, and when he doesn't make any expressions, people feel inexplicably that he has the aura of a big boss.So even if Jiang Jun dropped a blockbuster|bomb, when he thought of the Bingshan boss sitting in front of the screen, he didn't dare to vent his anger.

Qu Chu was also a little confused by Jiang Jun's words.

Indeed, Professor Qu has often stayed here since the first time the two had sex.The main reason is that Young Master Xie deserves to be from a wealthy family. Even though the dormitory is small, the bed has not wronged him. The two-meter-wide bed occupies half of the entire small apartment, and it is extremely soft.

Doing this is simply a pleasure.Qu Chu's hard single bed couldn't compare to it.

Thus, the two of them acquiesced that Mr. Xie's bed was for doing indecent things.

However, Qu Chu didn't think it was "cohabitation".

What is cohabitation?

It's two people in love who shorten the physical distance and move together.

He is not with Xie Qianyu.

He doesn't admit that he likes Xie Qianyu, although he admits that it's easy to be with Xie Qianyu, as if he doesn't need to follow in front of others, deliberately put on that cold posture, and even act like an adult with him It is also very enjoyable to do things in between, but this is only a kind of physical satisfaction, not psychological.

He was just "whoring" Xie Qianyu, and every time he finished it, he spent money!

My mother said that love is the grave of life, he will not dig his own grave, let alone jump into the grave without hesitation when he sees the pit.

Qu Chu looked up at Xie Qianyu's small apartment. On the small dining table were the leftovers from their lunch, his coat and trousers were hanging on the balcony, his suit and pajamas were hanging in the closet, and the kitchen There are their water glasses and bowls in it, one blue and one green.The blue one belongs to him, and the green one belongs to Xie Qianyu.

"Since ancient times, blue and green have produced CP", he suddenly remembered what Xie Qianyu said that day.

Qu Chu panicked for no reason. In this space originally only belonged to Xie Qianyu, since when, traces of Qu Chu's life had already appeared... It was like ants moving house. It piled up little by little.

It finally got to the point where it couldn't be ignored...

This is not a good omen... Qu Chu's body trembled.

He lowered his eyes, and found in despair that even the computer in front of him had stored some of his thesis materials and scientific research results in the hard disk.

Um?computer?

He took a closer look and found that the chat records of the class group were constantly being refreshed.

Qu Chu holds the mouse and drags the interface upwards, and then sees the right side of the chat window, which is the account belonging to Xie Qianyu's "own" sent a message:

"Yes, we live together, are you surprised or not?"

Qu Chu was taken aback for a moment, remembering that QQ can be logged on both mobile and computer at the same time.

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Oh, by the way, the inspiration for the dog smoking comes from a video I saw on the Internet before, a big golden retriever smoking a cigarette, looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, sad and bright!

Regarding the shirt that was torn by Xiao Yu'er, I'm going to be laughed to death by you dirty little fairies, you are the old drivers!I really didn’t think about it that much, but this inspired me a very pure mind. Brother Xie, who was on a business trip, missed the professor very much, and happened to put a professor in the suitcase by accident. clothes, and then brother Xie does it to the professor's clothes... [suddenly laughs abnormally] Then write a small episode hahaha

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