locked up with nemesis

In this sentence, it is not all "Professor Qu", and it is not all "Auntie". Each of the titles appears once, which can be said to be rain and dew.

After all, he is a young man, and he has no doubts about why this aunt's gender is male and not female, so he quickly accepted it, unlike yesterday's family trial where the elders made a fuss.It's just that Xu Yanchuan, the medical dog, was busy with his studies and didn't join in the excitement of the previous few days, otherwise he would definitely be in his uncle's camp.

Regarding this question from his nephew, Xie Qianyu seemed particularly willing to answer, put his arms around Qu Chu's neck, smiled and said to Xu Yanchuan: "Let me introduce, my boyfriend, Qu Chu."

Then he pointed at Xu Yanchuan in a serious manner, and said to Qu Chu: "My nephew, Xu Yanchuan. This nephew, if it's skinny, you can beat it anyway. It's our honor to have such an excellent aunt to discipline my nephew."

Xu Yanchuan: "..."

You are a guy who values ​​sex and despises nephew.

Qu Chu didn't bother to talk to this guy who was pretending to be crazy, and just wanted to ask Xu Yanchuan what he was doing in here, but the other party had already spoken first, but he was still talking to his uncle.

"Uncle," Xu Yanchuan took out his mobile phone, scratched it twice on the screen, and said, "Why don't you have my aunt's mobile phone number? Ah, I see, you must have had a fight before, and it happened that he changed I got a mobile phone number in China, so you don’t know it, right?”

When Qu Chu heard that, his veins bulged, but Xie Qianyu silently clapped his hands in his heart. Such a good reason--to prevent him from having to justify himself, he said sincerely: "As expected of being a student of my family's Chu'er, he is smart!"

Qu Chu: "..."

Xu Yanchuan laughed "hehe" twice, the phone screen was already frozen on Quchu's contact information, and he continued: "I have it here, I will send you a Weibo in a while—"

"Don't!" Xie Qianyu interrupted him forcefully, and said in a tone of hatred for iron and steel, "No wonder you lived to be 22 years old, and you are still a solo mother. Tell me directly, and I can get the same result from him. What? Do you know what is called 'love|interest'!"

Xu Yanchuan sighed, and said to himself, it's okay, the love between you... He doesn't understand, and he doesn't want to understand, as long as you are happy.

He is just a hard-working single dog who has lived so long and is still single.

Hearing this, Qu Chu couldn't bear the violent temper in his body at all. He didn't want to know why Xu Yanchuan came looking for him now. As a doctor and professor of medicine, I have to hit 120 and enter the ICU for a booster.

"Xu Yanchuan," he yelled, his sharp eyes swept across Xu's body like a knife point, and finally pointed at the door, "Get out!"

After Xu Yanchuan left aggrieved, Qu Chu stared at Xie Qianyu again.

As soon as he saw Xie Qianyu, Professor Qu became furious, and the veins on his forehead were so violent that they almost flew out: "You too!"

Xie Qianyu rolled himself into a ball very cooperatively, then rolled round, and rolled onto Xu Yanchuan's seat in one breath, and said, "Chuan'er, I'll send you something and print it out for me. "

Xu Yanchuan readily accepted this kind of trivial matter, but when he opened the document, the blinding title... If he had a mirror in front of him, it would be wonderful to be able to see his own face.

Five minutes later, Xie Qianyu, who was kicked out, rolled back to Professor Qu's office shamelessly. At that time, Professor Qu had just recovered, and he only had time to read the Introduction. When he raised his eyes, he saw the old man. A classmate thanked someone and walked in with a hippie smile.

Qu Chu took a deep breath impatiently, the breathing was obviously fast, Xie Qianyu pretended not to know that the other party was angry, still put his ear close to Qu Chu's chest, and said very shamelessly: "Oh , when I saw me, I was so excited that my heart beat faster!"

Qu Chu especially wanted to blow this person's head off.

Before the dog's head was blown off, Xie Qianyu retreated from Qu Chu's body very deftly, pushed the printed thing onto the table, then tilted his head and began to look at the other party's expression.

Before Qu Chu had time to see clearly what was written on those few pieces of paper, his eyelids twitched involuntarily.

- There is a sense of foreboding.

Sure enough, Qu Chu flattened the thing and saw that the title of the very flamboyant gay purple color, I can't tell what font it is. In short, the senses make people feel very exaggerated, but it matches someone's temperament very well:

"A couple promises one hundred things."

Qu Chu: "?"

What the hell are these.

With the mentality of "I'll kill you when I finish it", it was rare for Qu Chu to finish it patiently. Anyway, it was something similar to a love contract that someone made up by himself. The content included: Say good morning to each other every day , Good night, Xie Qianyu kept safe with him as soon as possible before taking off and after landing, dated at least twice a week if they could adjust their schedules, actively entered each other's social circles, and so on.

The penultimate one is: Qu Chu and Xie Qianyu go home for the New Year.

The penultimate article is: Same as above.

The penultimate one is: refer to the previous one.

Qu Chu was so angry that he lost his temper, what does this mean?Say important things three times?It's still the mentality of a Virgo who is at fault, you must collect a hundred pieces, otherwise it will look awkward...

He began to wonder if this classmate Xie was a Virgo.

And what's even more ridiculous is that with just one hundred clauses, six pages of paper were wasted—because the line spacing is three times the line spacing by visual inspection.

Can you be more exaggerated!

Xie Qianyu pointed to the last page, where he had already written the three big characters "Xie Qianyu" eloquently, and he said with a smile: "This is the '[-]-year agreement between couples', just sign in the lower right corner, why not?" , dare not?"

The last few words were provocative, this is the tone that Qu Chu is familiar with Xie Qianyu should have, for a moment he was in a daze, as if he had traveled back to his high school eight-nine years ago.

Qu Chu doesn't know what's wrong with him. Since graduating from high school, he has been able to control his temper very well in the past few years and achieve "self-denial", but it seems that as soon as he meets Xie Qianyu, his achievements will be ruined. , It can be said that it has returned to before liberation.And the soul of the second child in his body was like an unstoppable prehistoric force, desperately bubbling out, it seemed to be still steaming.

He took out his pen from the side, and wrote the beautiful and strong Xingkai "Qu Chu" next to Xie Qianyu's signature, and said coldly, "Why don't you dare? I will be afraid of you!"

In the end, it seemed that I couldn't stand it anymore, and added another sentence tiredly: "The text of a contract or agreement is usually written in imitation Song Dynasty, you... Chinese colorful clouds, tsk——"

I really didn't see it, what kind of brain circuit did I have to choose the font with a hollow in the middle.

This fucking indescribable straight male aesthetic.

Xie Qianyu looked at the two signatures, and a smirk rose from the corner of his mouth, just like the sight of a child's successful prank.

**

"Dear passengers, good morning. I am the captain of this flight, Xie Qianyu. The plane will take off in 5 minutes. Please fasten your seat belts..."

After Xie Qianyu broadcasted this passage, he played with his mobile phone boredly, unlocked it and then turned it off, and then turned it off and then unlocked it, and fiddled with it five or six times. Before each time before taking off, he simply shut down the phone , but now I suddenly felt something different in my heart.

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of his co-pilot co-pilot sending WeChat, with a face full of peach blossoms, and he said, "Hey, how about chatting with your wife?"

The partner is a young man who has just graduated two years ago. His surname is Chen. His single name is silent. He is as his name suggests. , hastily turned off the screen of the mobile phone, and whispered: "What, what a daughter-in-law, it's just a girlfriend, introduced by an old classmate, we just talked for two days..."

"Well," Xie Qianyu raised her chin when she heard the words, "We just talked? She must be very attached to you, right? Tsk, I really envy you."

"Ah?" Chen Mo didn't quite understand.

Xie Qianyu said casually: "My daughter-in-law, he, hey, has been angry with me these two days, and even changed his mobile phone number, so I can't contact him, but I know his unit's phone number, Tell me, should I make a call?"

"Of course!" Chen Mo nodded, "They just want to coax, they can't fight coldly."

Xie Qianyu snapped his fingers: "What you said is very reasonable! My own daughter-in-law, you have to coax her even on her knees, right?"

He dialed the phone number of Qu Chu's laboratory - I found it temporarily on the official website of Xinghe University just now. Generally, the phone numbers of more famous laboratories can be found on the official website.

The call was quickly connected, and he said, "Hi, I'm looking for Professor Qu."

It was a girl who answered the phone, and she said, "Okay, just wait a moment."

One minute later, the other end of the phone said: "Hi, I'm Qu Chu, who is it?"

"Chu'er, it's really troublesome to find you now."

Qu Chu heard the other party's voice coming leisurely through the microphone, revealing an indescribable laziness and laziness.