Western Dog Demon. Brother

See it clearly, this is a spoof of 100 questions, so it will be completely unexpected.Participants - Sesshomaru, Byakuya Kuchiki, Naraku

Special guest: Yunma

Audience: Lingyu people

Make soy sauce: a certain white

Yunma: "Name?" Killing: "Huh..." Kuchiki Byakuya: "..." Naraku: "Naraku, but Master Yunma, I can ask why these two people appear here, not me The interview with Xiaoyue?"

Yunma [Holy Mother laughs]: "You want Xiaoyue, turn your eyes to the left, do you see the one lying in Luocha's arms?" The six wolf eyes of the people are shining...] Therefore, this question of Sesshoumaru Kuchiki Byakuya does not cooperate with me, so you face the wall for me, and those who are not convinced can challenge me alone~"

Sesshomaru [get up and face the wall obediently]: "I don't want to talk too much with the perverted fox." Kuchiki Byakuya: "Let's scatter..." [The voice was shot flying by the cloud horse]

Sesshomaru looked at Kuchiki Byakuya coldly, Naraku showed a gentleman's smile, and Yunma showed her white teeth at Xiaoyue: "Xiaoyue, I hope the master will avenge your revenge~" Xiaoyue nodded obediently and continued Nest in Raksha's arms.

Yunma: "Age? Ah, I like this, I'm close to six thousand years old this year~~" Sesshomaru: "Over 700 years old?" Naraku: "Why are you so unsure?" Sesshomaru: "Are you sure? "Naraku: "That's right..." Byakuya Kuchiki: "..."

Yunma: "Skip this question, Xiaoyue, are these three bigger than you?" Lingche, who suddenly appeared, held his head in thought: "Strictly speaking, I am bigger than them all." Yunmala Holding Xiaoyue's hand: "Good boy, don't be afraid, if they dislike you for being too old, I want you~" Sesshomaru, Naraku, and Byakuya: "We didn't say anything..."

Yunma [clears throat]: "So let's not talk about this question, next... um... this question PASS!" Yunma waved his small hand, and the sign board with the title floated down, and everyone with sharp eyes saw the sign clearly The two big characters on it—gender~~

"Well, this~ What do you think of the other party's personality? Sesshomaru, tell me first." Yunma pointed at Sessho, twitching its nine long tails excitedly.Sesshomaru: "Xiaoyue has a very good personality, at least better than me." Yuehua covered her mouth and snickered: "Sesshomaru finally admitted that she has an unlovable personality~" Xiaoyue: "Queen, please don't make it difficult for brother~" "Xiaoyue's character is the best among people I have ever seen, gentle and kind, considerate and cute~" Naraku looked at Xiaoyue affectionately, helplessly separated by a huge resistance killing pill, and the [-]-volt high voltage was filtered and left A small amount of charge was placed... Kuchiki Byakuya: "Actually, I've always wanted to ask, why am I here..." Shoot fly! ! 】

A certain Bai: "Yunma is big, it's a pity, come back and add a role to you!!!" [If it was A certain Bai who was standing on top, he would have been killed...]

"Oh hahahaha~ I like this, come on, come on, what do you think of your personality? Naraku, tell me first~" Yunma laughed really awkwardly. "As long as Xiaoyue likes it, I can change everything for him." "That's a good answer, next one, Kuchiki Byakuya!" Look at Bai Zai who was beaten up into smoke.Yunma rubbed his hands: "Young people nowadays really don't know how to respect the elderly anymore, what will happen if this continues. Sesshomaru, you continue~" "Yunma, skip this question!" Xiaoyue jumped up and rushed Seeing Yunma shouted, Yunma wondered: "Why, Xiaoyue!" "Because my brother must say that he is perfect!" Yunma looked at Sesshomaru with interest: "I really didn't see that Sesshomaru puppy is so Narcissism..."

"Okay, because of Xiaoyue's request, the above question is skipped, and the next question is: what is your first impression of the other party? This time, you are not allowed to talk about your first impression of Xiaoyue, but tell us about your impressions of each other. Come on, Naraku, you come first." Naraku, who was called by Yunma, stood up gently and bowed to Yunma first, and looked at Sesshomaru with a gentle smile: "I hate him." Then pointed to Kuchiki Byakuya: "I don't know "The human black line below, Sesshomaru's natural teeth have been unsheathed, and immediately the field is flying like dogs and dogs. A, squeezed out a gentle smile: "I'm sorry everyone, please give me 10 minutes to clear the field~~" Under a huge barrier, the Shinigami and Inuyashas in the audience couldn't see the situation inside the barrier at all. After hearing a few faint screams from inside, everything returned to calm.

"Let's continue~~" Yunma clapped his hands, ignoring the three poor bastards who were beaten to smoke in the back row, "What do you like most about each other? This time, kill first." Sesshomaru stood up and faced Naraku: "The last I like that he will never appear in front of Xiaoyue." "Oh~~~Shazai is starting to counterattack~" the unshaven Jingle commented, and Ukitake pulled him: "Jingle, keep your voice down, and continue watching the show!" "Huh... ...I like him to weep sadly at Xiaoyue who is indifferent to Xiaoyue." Naluo counterattacked bluntly. "I like to see that neither of these two will live to harass Xiaoyue." As soon as Byakuya Kuchiki's voice fell, the audience booed, Sesshomaru and Naraku looked at each other, and pressed Byakuya without saying a word.On the field, the sword light tentacle cherry blossom petals fluttered wildly, which was very spectacular!

"Then let's go back to the field. Just now, because I didn't pay attention to the attack, Kuchiki Byakuya was knocked out by me. Xiaoyue, I will rescue him later. Now we continue~~ So now only Sesshomaru and Naraku are left , um... This question is good: What do you hate about each other the most." Seeing that Yunma was relentless and knocked Kuchiki Dabai unconscious, Sesshomaru and Naraku decided to answer the question honestly, otherwise the perverted fox might get into trouble.Sesshomaru looked at Naraku coldly: "To be precise, I hate everything." Naraku smiled: "Strictly speaking, I don't hate anything at all." ..." Luo Sha was speechless to the extreme, and Xiao Yue both sighed at the same time.

Moubai: "This is an exclusive report I sent back about why the dead wood Dabai was picked up by Yunma alone, because when the dead wood Dabai was unwound just now, a petal cut off Yunma's favorite pinch of hair... So I saw Yunma grabbing Kuchiki Dabai and beating him..." "Unfortunate Captain Kuchiki..." Akamaru sighed, "You can't get along even if you offend your superiors these days..." This remark aroused the response of all parties ~

Yunma suppressed the noise in the field: "Okay, okay, let's move on to the next... this... Do you think you have a good sex with the other party?" Sesshomaru said in a deep voice, "Of course it's good with Xiaoyue." Naraku rolled his eyes: "Same as above." "Isn't this too simple?!" Yunma thief smiled, "Didn't you hear what I said-do you have a good sex with the other party?! It's not with Xiaoyue, it's with the other party!" Sesshomaru turned his head to look Looking at Naraku, Naraku turned his head to look at Sesshomaru, and then the two of them turned around and vomited in a tacit understanding.

"Ahem, it seems that the answer is obvious, the next one... Ah~~ What do you call each other?" Yunma turned into a sofa and lay down on it with various postures. "Sesshomaru. Of course, there are too many names for my family Xiaoyue, sweetheart, dear, baby..." Naraku's words did not end, and everyone in the audience began to twitch their mouths.Yaqianliu's eyes were red and he raised his sleeves and wanted to rush up, but fortunately Kenpachi held her down with great strength.I only heard Yaqianliu roaring: "Xiaojian, look at that bastard with octopus whiskers who dares to hook up with your Yueyue!!! Let my old lady go up and hide him!!" "Octopus whiskers..." A With Mimaru in his arms, he cast a glance at Naraku, "It's really pretty, isn't it?" "Well... I always thought it was the squid's whiskers." Mimaru frowned, and a magnetic voice came out. "Honey, squid mustache and octopus mustache are almost the same~" A, who is a strict wife, immediately flattered his wife.The captain of the [-]th division said righteously, with an expression of "a group of ignorant idiots who don't understand anything and are still acting as the boss" rolling his strangely colored eyeballs: "Octopus whiskers and squid whiskers It must be different! Listen to me, you idiots..."

Xiaoyue rubbed in Luosha's arms: "Xiao Mi, let's have grilled squid tonight, okay?" In the end, today's dinner was achieved: "Eat squid and bring me one!!!" The audience in the audience raised their hands and asked for a meal.

Yun Ma cleared his throat: "The next question, how do you want to be called by the other party?" The revived Bai Zai cooperated abnormally this time: "Brother!" Call me Big Brother... No wonder Rukia always calls Byakuya Big Brother..." Sesshomaru stood in front of Byakuya with a blank expression, "Let's fight, I won't give up my brother!" Naraku was still immersed I can't extricate myself from the question of whether squid mustard or octopus mustard...

"Oh, I like this question. If you use an animal as a metaphor, who do you think the other party is?" Yunma flicked its nine gorgeous tails, "Let me first say that I am invincible and cute Snow. Nine-tailed cloud horse in bloom~~scattering flowers~applause~crack!! Give me some applause!" Yunma gritted his teeth, and immediately thought of thunderous applause below, no one can offend Yunma, at least move That's what Liyan, who is spreading wildly with petals, thinks so~

Naraku had just recovered from the blow of squid whiskers, and he looked at Sesshomaru with a smile on his face: "Your Excellency Sesshomaru must be a dog demon, otherwise the title of the author's article will be changed. Of course, I hope the author can change the title of the article even more." , For example—the story that Lianyue and Naraku had to tell, how the loyal dog Gong and the weak Shou got along..." Before Naraku finished speaking, Sesshomaru and Kuchiki Byakuya's faces were as black as ink.Xiaoyue frowned: "Am I weak? Xiao Mi, am I weak?" Luo Sha gently hugged Xiaoyue's slender body and smiled without saying a word, but looked at Naluo with deep eyes that seemed to swallow him.

"Don't give me a wrong topic!!!" Yunma smashed the table in front of him in a rage, "Naraku, if you want to die, just tell me, I have tens of thousands of ways to send you on your way." Sesshomaru glanced at Naraku: "It's just a bunch of disgusting pieces of meat, how can it be considered an animal." Bai Zai didn't know how to answer, so he found a more compromise method: "Lianyue must be a dog." "You are a fucking dog, you The whole family is a dog!!" Zi Luo, who came out of nowhere, was filled with righteous indignation, "The lord's family is a noble dog monster, how can it be compared with a lowly dog!!"

"Hey, where did you crawl out from, dead snake~~" Zi Luo's snake letter was still vomiting, so A hooked Zi Luo's neck and pulled him aside to chat.The corner of Xiaoyue's mouth twitched; "Xiao Mi, isn't a dog monster just a dog monster...is there a difference?" "Xiaoyue, don't get entangled in this kind of thing, thinking too much is not good for brain cells. "Luo Sha gently rubbed Xiao Yue's head.

"Come on, come on, next one, um, this question is not bad. Listen carefully, if you want to give a gift to the other party, what would you give?" Yunma flicked nine long tails, "Byakuza Kuchiki first." "I Why did you give gifts to Sesshomaru and Naraku? I don’t know Naraku at all.” Byakuya Kuchiki was still wondering, it’s none of his business, whoever he provoked! "Heh..." Yunma smiled darkly, "Mr. Bai Zai, have you forgotten what will happen if you refuse to answer?" "Ahem... If you really want to send something, just take something from the warehouse." Well, Bai Zai's answer is considered qualified.Sesshomaru looked at the embarrassed Naraku: "If you have to give it, give him the big move of bursting teeth." "Coincidentally, I was about to send Shadian Xiaobaiju." Naraku was even more ruthless. "Hey, the harder you strike, the happier I am!" Yunma, who didn't think it was a big deal, turned to the next question.

"What gift do you want? Let me tell you first, I have a shameful photo of Lian Xiaoyue in my hand! Do you want it? The one with the highest price gets it!!" Yunma raised his voice, and after a moment of silence, he broke out There was a huge reaction: "Yes, yes!!!" Even Luo Sha stretched out his hand, he really wanted to see the shameful photo of the lord! ! !Xiaoyue was taken aback, when did Yunma take his shame photo! "Yunma, if you dare to sell my photos, I will sever the master-student relationship with you!" Lian Xiaoyue was so angry that she wanted to die. "Tch, cheapskate. Let's go back to the question, what gift do you want?" This time Sesshoumaru and Narukami synchronized: "I want Satsuki!" Kuchiki Byakuya thought for a while: "I want to see Satsuki's shameful photos .” The Grim Reaper and Daxu below praised Captain Kuchiki one after another, as expected of Captain Kuchiki, he grasped this key point well! "Satisfy you!" Yunma handed over the tablet viciously, Kuchiki Byakuya looked at it and looked like he was struck by lightning!Fuck shame photos!Who is that kid in the photo that rolled into a mud ball? !The eyeballs of the crowd below are almost widening, they really want to see it! !

"What did you see?" Naraku actually got close to Bai Zai under the audience. "Don't look, you will regret it." Bai Zai almost gritted his teeth and looked at Yun Ma, this old fox must have done it on purpose!on purpose!Only Sesshomaru was very calm. He had watched Yunma's tablet countless times, and the so-called shame photos in it were all about that.

"I don't remember which topic this is. Come on, do you have any dissatisfaction with the other party?" As soon as Yunma finished speaking, Sesshomaru and Naraku confronted each other: "I am not satisfied with anything, I wish he would die." Kuchiki Byakuya: "I don't know them well, so I don't have any dissatisfaction." Yunma looked at Naraku and Sesshomaru who looked at each other and hated each other: "There is a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not. It's love, are Shadian and Naraku ready to fall in love with each other?" As soon as the words fell, Sesshomaru and Naraku's eyes were thrown over without any money.

"Next question, next question~~This question is like this, what do you guys want to do to each other now?" Yunma picked his ears. "Kill him." Naraku and the Temple God were in sync!Everyone burst into warm applause, even Xiaoyue felt that his brother and Naraku had a special understanding! "..." Kuchiki Byakuya was too lazy to complain, "I just want to ask the soy sauce maker next to me, who are you? You sat there just now, you are not from the spiritual realm." A certain person who was shot suddenly Bai shuddered for a moment, crooked, why did this question come to me? !

"Yun Ma Da, I can't bear it anymore and I'll withdraw first, you continue!" The short-legged one ran away in vain. There are all great gods here, and no one can afford to offend.

"Byakuya Kuchiki, are you stupid?! You scare the stupid author away, and there will be no fun in the future!"

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