refuse to be gay

【09】

Floor 1624: Oh!Very angry!

Floor 1637: Okay, okay, I know that only you can see your roommate, you can not only see what he looks like in a white coat, but also what he looks like without clothes [doge]

Floor 1643: No pictorial dick, take a look at the high-definition uncensored uniform photos

Floor 1735 (Original): Don’t believe me, don’t believe me, when the number of replies will exceed [-], I’ll post a photo of him doing an experiment, so as not to fascinate you all, and lose my soul, my surname is not Lou.

Building 1769: Achievement of blowing roommates daily

Floor 1791: Your surname is not Lou, the landlord, hahaha

Building 1798: So what?Did your roommate agree to your late-night autopsy appointment?

Floor 1835 (landlord): You must agree!Is there still something you can't figure out when the young master comes out? It's not a big deal to convince the roommate. I just took him down with a supper.

He is simply not too easy to coax, every time there is something that needs to bother him, just treat him to eat a sea oyster pancake from Student Street, but this trick seems to be effective only when I use it, other people Whether she is a school belle or a talented girl, he will reject it mercilessly.

I can't remember exactly when he liked Shanghai oyster pancakes. It was the first time I took him to eat, but he was still frowning with reluctance. Later, when I pressed him, he said: "Because your eyes will be satisfied when you eat it. I have to squint into a slit, I always feel very happy, I look very happy, and I should be very happy to eat."

What the hell is this!

I don't believe that my very happy eating will be the reason why he loves oyster pancakes. After all, in my mind, I am also a tough guy who stands up to the sky, and I shouldn't make such an unseemly expression just for one bite.

I successfully lured my roommate to join the practice group, and I returned to my seat with satisfaction. The talented woman next to me asked me in a low voice: "You just asked xx if you want to join your practice group."

The talented girl comes from the family of Xinglin, and she is inspired to make a knife that saves lives and heals the wounded, so she is also quite fanatical about dissection. Naturally, she also applied for this practice, and was in a group with the monitor.

There is no need to hide, I nodded.

The talented girl suddenly showed a shocked expression: "He agreed?"

"Ah."

The talented girl's gaze suddenly became extremely complicated, and there seemed to be some expressions that I couldn't understand: "He always treats you differently."

With all due respect, are girls talking so gayly now?

I felt strange at the time, and laughed perfunctorily: "After all, we share the same dormitory, and we get along day and night, so our relationship is naturally extraordinary."

I found out later that the talented woman and the head of the room tried to persuade the roommates to join their camp, but none of the roommates agreed.

It only took me a few minutes to take down this hard-hearted god.

What to do, it still feels very cool to think about it now!

Floor 1843: Damn, if this is not true love, I will cut off my head and kick it as a ball!

Building 1851: It's a fresh version of campus where the domineering president falls in love with me!

Floor 1858: Landlord!Isn't it great to be a concubine?

Floor 1864: Doting concubine is a woolen yarn. This is obviously to disband the harem and only favor one person. The roommate is simply a 360-degree perfect boyfriend. You, the landlord, should follow him!

Floor 1888: At this moment when the posts are filled with joy and dog food, please allow me to analyze and analyze the emotional journey of my roommate——

First of all, according to the previous situation, the roommate and the landlord are classmates in high school. When the roommate is helping Xiaobaa to give a lecture, the landlord is sitting obliquely in front of them.When the landlord was showing his youth on the court, his roommate was "pretending to read" in the stands.Not to mention, the host once got injured while playing football, and his roommate silently sent a bottle of medicinal oil in time. Everything shows that the roommate must have paid close attention to the host for a long time, and during this time, it may be because of his inferiority complex or because of For other reasons, the roommate chose the most difficult path - at a distance not too far away, only looking at the landlord alone, seeing his flamboyance, and seeing his emotions that have nothing to do with him.

Later, they met again unexpectedly in the university dormitory, and because of their success in fitness, they got rid of the shadow of the little fat man and the bookworm. Occupy a seat and accompany him to do everything he wants to do.

Unexpectedly, because of indulgence after drinking, he released the beast in his heart. When he woke up, he was happy and jumping, but he heard the cruelest rejection from the host.He realized that the landlord would not like him as a man, but he couldn't control his feelings for many years, so he had to pretend to be alienated, trying to force back the thoughts he shouldn't have.

But once the landlord teased him, he couldn't help having unrealistic reveries, and he couldn't say anything if he refused. With the idea of ​​silently accompanying him, he once again used the so-called "sea oyster pancake" as a cover to fulfill his wishful thinking.

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Whether it's cruel or not, you say it's cruel or not, it's killing me!