refuse to be gay

【03】

Floor 30: The landlord actually has a goddess in his dreams?Are you afraid that your roommate will make you unable to get out of bed?2333

Floor 31: You are a bit of a scumbag, you are a bit of a scumbag. You had a good chat with your roommate at first, but when you saw the goddess, you ignored him in the blink of an eye, and even fought for the goddess with other men... If I were your roommate, I would definitely not like it. feel good.

The 32nd floor (landlord): ...What have you all imagined?My roommate and I have a very pure man-to-man relationship!And what is being left out?I see Dabao every day, why don't you allow me to pay homage to the little dragon girl who died in my heart?

Floor 33: It's very pure, after all, I just "slept" last night :)

Floor 34: Don’t make up the ground, please tell me about the process of your crazy love. I don’t care about Xiaolongnv or Yin Zhiping.

Do not care!

Floor 35: A newcomer asks what does ⊙v⊙ran crazy love mean?

Floor 36: Come on, the old driver will take you on the road, but crazy love means "then they had sex ♂ crazily", no thanks, Qiu Mingshan's car god is me!

40th floor (host): A few girls upstairs, I suggest you read less love novels, have you memorized the core values ​​of socialism?I just think about driving all day→_→

In short, after blowing the beer with Yin Zhiping, I felt a little dizzy, but I have always been a good drinker, so I didn't pay much attention to it. I went back to my roommate and still chatted and drank with my classmates.

During the period, my roommate wanted to block a few drinks for me, but I remembered that he had a physique of pouring a glass, so I didn't let him touch it, and took it down by myself.

Then came the tragedy!

That group of gangsters who killed thousands of knives insisted that the two of us live together now as accomplices, and if one of us can't drink, the other must be on top.So when I finished my roommate's share, I was completely drunk and passed out.

Drunkenness is a very painful experience. The nerve cells are obviously very active, but the body movements are not strong. I seldom get drunk. I don’t know if I will be drunk. The only thing I can remember now is the end of the scene At that time, my roommate asked me: "The dormitory has been closed, should we open a room?"

Don't ask me what I answered!Because I don't remember either!

When I opened my eyes the next day, I saw my roommate's bare/naked chest, beeping one by one and still hurting hotly!

The world view has collapsed, okay?

Floor 41: Hahahaha happy to hear and see!

Floor 42: Don't cry, I will sing a chrysanthemum for you!

Floor 43: I treat you as a roommate, but you fucked me!Hahahaha Roommate GJ!

Floor 44: The next day!I've been waiting so long for a sex scene!Landlord, you actually turned on the light! !

Floor 66 (professional driver):

The roommate helped the landlord to the hotel. When he opened the room, the landlord was drunk and talking nonsense. The girl at the front desk couldn't help but look at him a few more times. The roommate noticed her gaze and pursed his lips. Unable to explain the reason, he subconsciously hugged the landlord. Tighter.

Due to some impulsive behavior, the roommate only opened a double room.Seeing the landlord lying on the bed with no knowledge of personnel, he hurriedly looked away, and kept telling himself that this was just to take better care of him, not for any other reason.

It's a pity that the roommate just used lame excuses to suppress the thoughts that shouldn't be there, and the host himself became restless.

The summer night was sweltering, and the landlord was sweating. He lifted up his shirt uncomfortably, revealing a thin waist, and turned his back again, with his legs under the quilt, sleeping uncomfortably.

The roommate's eyes fell on the flesh, and the temperature in his eyes rose little by little.

Perhaps it is because the host loves sports, the waist is not white and soft, but contains strength, and the color is also a healthy honey color, dyed with water, adding a lustful taste.

The back is stretched straight, and further down, the curve is slightly raised. The roommate suddenly remembered that whenever the summer is hot, the host often wears a pair of beach shorts in the dormitory. The calves are very thin, but they are powerful. They are especially attractive when they jump up and shoot.

The memory went back to the earlier years. He was endorsing in the stands, and there was the sound of balls being played not far away. The girls beside him would occasionally burst into cheers because of who scored a goal. He squinted his eyes and saw that someone was Pulling the hem of the jersey to wipe away sweat, he raised his other hand to high-five his teammates, with a smile in his eyes.

The waist under the jersey suddenly overlapped with the scene in front of him, and the roommate's Adam's apple rolled down, as if he heard the sound of his own blood flowing.

Floor 67: Upstairs surprised modern drivers!Ma'am, hand over your Ryoma ID, see you in the braised area!

Floor 68: The door is welded shut, no one will get out of the car today!

Floor 69: Ahhh why am I stuck here, please update my wife soon!