refuse to be gay

【02】

Floor 18: Good physical strength?Forgive me for making up some kind of disharmonious picture in an instant 2333

Floor 19: It seems to smell the car exhaust JPG.

Floor 20: Point questions at the end, I will give you full marks, don't be proud.

Floor 21: Hahaha, it seems that the one I thought was "sleeping". I don't know if the landlord's waist is okay now?

22nd Floor (Original): ...Thank you for your concern upstairs. My waist is fine. I can do [-] sit-ups at a time.

Floor 23: But the host, since your roommate and you are high school classmates, and you have also met before, why do you have no memory at all?

24th floor (host): The girl on the 23rd floor has a good question.As a matter of fact, my memory is not very good, especially if I don't have...a particularly outstanding person, I usually don't let his face exist in my mind for more than a week.

I am a dog, I am proud!

Cough, the topic is off topic, let's talk about what happened that day.

The squad leader still looked dazed when he saw me, and probably guessed that I didn't remember it, and looked at me with a surprised expression: "No, you really don't remember him?"

Me: "...I know him very well?"

The class monitor told me: "Didn't you choose the star of the campus in your third year of high school? The photo next to you is his photo, the star of sports and the star of learning, every article and martial arts, all brought out by Lao Ge. He is in the class. After blowing for two whole days, my ears could almost hear calluses."

Me: "...I think that photo of mine was taken quite stupidly. I usually sprint [-] meters when passing by the bulletin boards. How can I know what a learning star looks like?"

The monitor asked again: "Then you always remember the little fat guy who always ran to the basketball court to read books in physical education class?"

What the class monitor said gave me a vague impression that there really was such a strange person who liked to go to the stadium stands to read books every time in physical education class, and seemed very out of place among a bunch of screaming girls.

So that alien is a roommate?

I was quite shocked.

As a senior student scumbag, I really don't understand those top students who have to hold their textbooks and mutter about their physical education classes. They only have extracurricular activities once a week. Can't everyone cherish this rare free time?No matter where we go, we are always holding books, making us nervous when we play.

Floor 25: That's right!I haven't seen how serious they are in class, but I love physical education class and morning meetings, holding a vocabulary book, pretending to be super academics, and I will die if I don't pretend to be strong in a day.

Floor 26: Maybe my roommate was watching "Jin Ping Mei" at that time, the book cover is a bag, who knows!

27th floor (landlord): Uh...my roommate is a real student, pretending to be invisible, different from the coquettish sluts outside.I will gossip with you about how to learn how to master.

I spoke a few more words with the monitor, and my roommate came back from the bathroom.

After he sat down next to me, I couldn't help asking him: "Did you know that I and you are classmates in the next class?"

My roommate glanced at me and nodded.

"Then I said in the morning that I would come to Juyou Villa for a party, why didn't you remind me?"

He narrowed his eyes and smiled: "Anyway, you don't remember me anymore. It's unnecessary to remind me, right?"

friends!Do you feel it?Didn't he just forget him, look at the resentment he said!

So, I snapped back: "You still lied to me that you want to meet your first love, who is it? Xiaobaa is still in Germany and didn't come back today."

When he was in high school, he often came to our class to give lectures to Xiaobaa. The buddies around me thought they were a couple.

He felt in a good mood today, he was still smiling when he was bullied by me, and said, "I didn't lie to you."

Just as I was about to continue asking, the squad leader suddenly slapped me hard on my left shoulder. That prehistoric force almost caused me internal injuries.

"Look! The goddess of your dreams! You actually have a baby?!"

My heart skipped a beat, and I looked in the direction he pointed. Sure enough, the goddess was holding a pink doll and chatting with the girls in her class. I haven't seen her for three years. She still looks so pretty when she smiles. It's a pity that in the past The girl is already a married woman, the child's father is not me!

And the most annoying!The Yin Zhiping who snatched away the cold and desolate little dragon girl from my heart is actually the captain of the school team in the middle school opposite!

The old hatred of the basketball game in the third year of high school has not been avenged, and now the revenge of taking his wife is added!

A man shouldn't be able to sit still, and I'm definitely a tough guy!

So not only I couldn't sit still, I even picked up a pitcher of beer and blew it to him, which made my waist still ache when I think about it now.

booze, gut poison/drugs, smile :)

Floor 28: God damn Yin Zhiping hahahaha

Floor 29: Hahahaha, it turned out to be drunk sex, talking about more than the waist, beep—it should also hurt, right?