refuse to be gay

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Floor 5879 (the original poster): Nothing interesting has happened recently, the only thing worth mentioning is probably Xiaobaa's return to China.She completed her college credits ahead of schedule, and now she has graduated from Germany, and her workplace is not far from our school. I met her with my roommate yesterday, and sure enough, the female college student has changed, and the ugly duckling in the past will one day turn into a swan.I think ordinary people can't imagine seeing this exquisite female elite in professional suits now, and they can't imagine that this heroine was kicked out of the classroom by the teacher and punished to stand for a whole class because she watched Xiao Huangwen make a lewd laugh in class.From that day on, Xiaobaa became famous, and this heroic deed was once widely circulated in our school.Later in the year, I probably lost my mind, and actually asked her the title of the book. Whenever she saw the crispy skin duck literature, she would share resources with me in a nonchalant manner. A bosom friend... I'm a straight man with a steel pipe, and she popularized what it means to be gentle and fried, but it's not out of date, the classic model of a loyal dog queen... Oh my god, are you girls so scary?

Floor 5880: No, let me ask you weakly, who is Xiaobaa?

Floor 5881: Xiaobaa is the girl who the poster said at the beginning, when they were in high school, they often asked their roommates to give lectures, right?Sitting behind the landlord, the landlord even guessed whether the roommate and her are a couple.

Floor 5882: Hahahaha, it turns out that the girl is a fellow, crispy duck literature or something, spiritual wealth, a treasure in the world 2333

Floor 5883: I don’t know if Xiaobaa has ever secretly stood on the CP in the room. After all, I have seen a real person, and it is even more cute!

Building 5918 (the original poster): Alas, I'm sorry, I guess I'll disappoint you CP fans.Since Da Xiaobaa returned to China, her roommate held her mobile phone and typed endlessly every day, as if she had become an Internet-addicted teenager overnight.With my keen sixth sense, I speculated that the roommate must be in contact with Xiaobaa, because I accidentally glanced at his screen, and the other person's profile picture was Xiaobaa's selfie!I have never seen him so addicted to his mobile phone before, and now he is typing even after eating, and he still shows a happy smile from time to time!It really perfectly interprets what it means to forget friends after seeing sex!

Heh, sisters, let me tell you that men don’t have a good thing jpg.

Floor 5919: No way, is there really something between roommate and Xiaobaa?

Floor 5920: Why is it an assist when I catch my foot╯□╰

Floor 5921: Touching the host~I feel your slight sadness through the screen~

Floor 5922: No... Heterosexuals are the most annoying!

Building 5936 (landlord): Humph!I was right!The roommate and Xiao Baa really had an affair!

Today is Thursday, the day when my roommate routinely works out. He left after class, and I went to eat by myself. When I went back to the dormitory to read, I realized that I forgot to print the key points on today’s PPT, so I took my mobile phone and pedaled my bicycle. I went to the printing shop at the back door of the school, and helped my third child pack a cup of milk tea with "Coke remember to add ice, love me remember to take care of you", the result!Just at the milk tea shop, I saw a roommate who was said to be going to the gym, and of course Xiao Baa. The two of them talked about something, and the roommate suddenly laughed like he had been hit by aphrodisiacs. out of sight!

Gangzhen, I almost used the legendary power of the wild, so I didn't pour milk tea on this couple of dogs and men!

Damn, when I was with me, I never saw you smiling so happily!

Eye lines are laughing out!idiot!

snort!