refuse to be gay

【14】

Floor 4888 (Original): Don’t laugh, if you see the picture of your roommate’s reddish eyes, you will definitely jump around like a deer, maybe it’s even more exaggerated than me :)

How should I put it, the picture was so powerful, so I couldn't help covering my eyes and started my performance: "Ah! What happened? Why did my eyes suddenly disappear? You must have used some magic, Could this be the legendary sex! Lure!?"

The roommate watched me convulse speechlessly, and then suddenly said: "Be careful."

It's a pity that it was too late. I was so addicted to drama that I didn't even notice that there was a red plastic bucket at my feet. I staggered and almost fell into a dog eating shit position.

Fortunately, my roommate supported me quickly, and I was saved from kissing the earth, but the place where he supported was rather awkward, which happened to be a sensitive point on my waist.Before I could say anything to break the embarrassing atmosphere, he moved his fingers and pinched the soft flesh around my waist, and commented solemnly: "I'm a little thinner."

It's the first time I've seen hooligans play so seriously, they look like dogs, and they're dressed like beasts.

I sneered and said: "I've been busy recently, so I naturally lost weight." I didn't want to ask him why he could feel that I had lost weight just by pinching it a little, so I hurriedly changed the subject: "That is... Groove, what's the situation?"

A sawed right hand rolled out from the red plastic bucket, and its middle finger was slightly vertical, facing my direction.

I:……

teacher……

At this time, don't be skinny, okay...

"The teacher shouldn't be despising me, right?" I patted my chest in shock, breaking out in a cold sweat.

The roommate suppressed a smile, and the corners of his eyes were bent: "Who knows, you can ask him."

I:……

Roommate him!really!Very nasty!

Floor 4921: I'm really sick so I visit forums in the middle of the night [manual goodbye]

Floor 4935: I'm so afraid that I can't sleep in the middle of the night. Do you think you should take responsibility for it?

Building 4963: What do you all call a teacher?I almost didn't realize who the teacher was talking about, I thought I was in a suspenseful horror novel by mistake [laughing and crying]

Floor 4999: Wow, I haven't seen a few posts, and the number of replies is over [-]. I remember that the host said at the beginning that when the number of comments exceeded [-], he would blow up his roommate's life photos. It seems that this day will come soon, umbilical cord~

Building 5000 (the original poster): Hahaha the 5000th floor is mine!

Don't worry, since I said I would explode the photos, I will definitely keep my promise. There are hundreds of photos of my roommate's life in my phone, just pick whatever you want!Send it out and count me as a loser!

Building 5011: My point is, as a straight man, why do you have hundreds of life photos of your roommates in your phone?

Floor 5019: I am also curious, please trouble the number one straight man in the universe, Lou Moumou explains [eat melon]

Building 5023 (the original poster): Because the roommate is good-looking!Keep your eyes on your phone!It is a must-have to relieve the pressure of reading!

Moreover, at least eight out of ten girls who add me as friends on QQ come for him. Can I not save his photo? !God damn it, I'm about to become a professional film seller [manual goodbye]

Floor 5211: I feel sorry for my roommate...

Floor 5216: Distressed +1, I thought you kept his photo and masturbated late at night [吃瓜]

Floor 5228: Anyway, there are hundreds of sheets, don't waste them, one for one pose, there is always something you like.