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Forum Name: Concentration Camp for Rotten Women

Section Partition: You are the master of your stage

Subject: Shocked!What should I do if I get drunk and find out that I slept with my roommate?

Building 2518 (the original poster): Good evening, girls!I haven't seen you for five days, do you miss me?

I just came out of the anatomy building with my roommate, and I couldn't help but climb up to share a good news with everyone!

That is--

My roommate and I are finally reconciled!

Hahaha thanks for the dissection!I love dissection!

Floor 2520: ...disappeared for five days, I thought you and your roommate had already become popular and relived old dreams, but it turned out that just reconciled made you happy like this, landlord, can you have something to do?

Floor 2525: That is to say!And what kind of good news is this? According to your roommate's attitude towards you, it will be a matter of time before you reconcile, and you still need to climb up excitedly to inform us→_→

Floor 2532: My God, have you guys ever had a fight?Why do my memories still stay on the night you guys had sex after drinking?

Floor 2556 (Original): You are almost done, don't drive around all the time, let me tell you, my roommate is next to me, only an arm's width away, and you might be able to see it all out of the corner of your eye. The content of the screen can't be said, so you better be safe, don't destroy my sacred image of the white lotus in the hearts of my roommates.

Building 2563: Roommate, look at me!I am your super die-hard fan, I wish you to make the landlord like this as soon as possible!

Floor 2568: Mr. Roommate, Qiao Dake Meow Meow Sauce (′???`)* please be familiar with me, I have been convinced since the first post that you are the real deal!Work harder, take down the arrogant landlord as soon as possible!

Floor 2575: The front row is familiar. By the way, I will show my roommate the way to the 66th and 105th floors. Professional driver. When reading the text, please pay attention to whether there are people in the front, back, left, and right. Advice from old passengers (????.)?

Building 2666 (big horned worm):

[Share the picture: a glimpse on the basketball court.jpg]

[Share picture: Boyfriend doing the question, watch the boyfriend doing the question.jpg]

[Share picture: Hotel Night·Internet celebrity post-entry style.jpg]

[Share pictures: Hotel Night·Classic Riding·jpg]

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Floor 2789: Damn! Who is the hidden contact on the 2666th floor?! !Hand speed exploded!The style of painting is superb!Call Mrs. Crazy Compliments! ! ! emmm, by the way, ask for another wave of original pictures...

Building 3102 (the original poster): ... The skin is very happy and thick? Someone in my building is going to break your legs today!Let you skin again!

I was so pissed off. Just now, the notification tone kept ringing, and my roommate glanced at my phone. I don’t know if he read the words on the screen clearly, but I guarantee that at that moment, the corner of his mouth froze!Moreover, the look in my eyes suddenly became very strange!He must have seen those pictures!I told you not to drive ah ah ah ah ah I am still a child and a budding flower Gudu, is it really okay for you to harm the next generation of the motherland like this?! ! !

Building 3111: Landlord, are you sure you are still a child? Are you not an older handicapped child? [doge]

Building 3112: And it’s not a budding flower anymore, your chrysanthemum was already in full bloom for your roommate that night [doge]

3223 floor (landlord): I want to uninstall the forum! ! ! !goodbye! ! ! ! ! !

My roommate asked me to have dinner, and I ordered my favorite braised pork ribs and fried chicken in sauce, a little bit, I'm so envious of you!

But to be honest, just after the dissection, I really can't eat chicken orz

Floor 3224: Landlord, I suggest you try another kind of chicken =v=