refuse to be gay

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Forum Name: Concentration Camp for Rotten Women

Section Partition: You are the master of your stage

Subject: Shocked!What should I do if I get drunk and find out that I slept with my roommate?

Floor 1 (landlord): It's over! ! ! !I'm going crazy! ! !Is there anyone here? ! !

2nd Floor: Holding my goji berry thermos cup and laughing to see the host blowing hair ^^

3rd Floor: The title party of the host, is it simply sleeping under the quilt, or the "sleeping" I think? [funny]

4th floor: The lighting engineer is in place, the microphone is handed over in the front row, and the stage is handed over to you to tell your story.

5th Floor (Original): The original host drinks saliva to calm down... Ahem, before telling the story, allow me to introduce the two protagonists of the story——

I, bed number 4, a third-year student in a certain college, please don’t ask about the college, this is not the focus of this post.I am twenty years old, young at the right time, and I am the second most handsome in the school, not to mention my grades. I believe that every scumbag in my previous life was an aunt with broken wings ==

Roommate, bed 1, in the same dormitory as me in the same university and major, sleeps on the bed opposite to me.The age and gender are the same as above, as for his good looks, he can barely be regarded as the best in the whole hospital.As for the grades, there is nothing to say. The word "Xueba" can sum up his ups and downs in his life [manual goodbye]

6th floor: This story is also known as "The buddies who slept in the bed opposite me in those years", "The years of burning love between bed No. 1 and bed No. 4", "Drunken sex - is it the loss of morality or the annihilation of humanity ...》

7th floor: Hahaha, the upstairs summed it up wonderfully!The beauty is the best in the hospital, is it true that Xi Shi is in the eyes of the beauties of the landlord?Make up a 30-word campus danmei essay about a top student x a bad student in minutes!

8th floor (host): The old man on the 6th floor, my grandmother will obey you if you don’t help me.Going back to the 7th floor, my roommate is a well-known beauty, recognized by the college, if you still don't believe me, when the number of replies on the post exceeds [-], I will show you a photo of his life.

well, let's get back to business.The thing is like this, yesterday my high school classmates organized an alumni reunion in the same city. As a male god-level figure who was all-powerful in high school, I had to spare no time to attend.In the end, when I got to the box, I actually saw my roommate, and he seemed to have a good relationship with the students in our class.The point is, he wasn't surprised at all when he saw me with a dazed expression on his face. He calmly gave me a seat and greeted me calmly, "Here we are."

Come to your sister!

When I was brushing my teeth in the morning, I clearly told you that I would come to Juyou Villa to meet my high school classmates!

You also said that you should go to the library to return the book first, and then go to meet your first love!

Damn it!Why do you pretend that the years are quiet and the white lotus is so beautiful!

Big ass/eyes!

Floor 9: Pfft 2333 The roommate must know that you are going, and has been waiting for you in the box early.

Floor 10: Maybe the first love is you, silly landlord.

11th Floor (Original): Don't make jokes upstairs... If the roommate is really from our high school, I will definitely not forget it. With his alluring face, I should have a little impression no matter what.But the truth is, I had no idea that my roommate went to the same high school as me!

Later, while my roommate was going to the bathroom, I also asked our monitor this question.

In the end, the old class leader said, "You don't remember? The little nerd in the next class, the one who holds the book and does the questions all day long."

To be honest, I'm really not impressed.

The squad leader said: "I have a good relationship with Xiaobaa, and I often come to our class to give lectures to Xiaobaa."

PS: Xiaobaa is the top student in our class. She sat obliquely behind me in the third year of high school. She is a girl with a brain.

"Do you still remember the time when you fell while playing? He gave you the medicinal oil on the table. I heard that his grandparents, parents, and his family are all doctors. It's amazing."

Uh... Actually, I was quite embarrassed when I heard it, because I always thought it was a gift from a girl who had a crush on me, and even bragged about it with my deskmate for a long time.

The squad leader went on to say: "But it's normal if you don't remember. He was just a little fat man at the time, with a pair of glasses with thick beer bottle caps on his nose all the year round, which were dirty and frustrating. I just saw him, but I didn't recognize him for a long time. I only remembered it when I saw the scar on his hand."

Floor 12: Scar?Did something happen to the roommate?

Floor 13: I can't help thinking about the picture of my roommate being hurt by love, beeping, biting the handkerchief.

Floor 14: The roommate used to be a fat man?Love doesn't move, love doesn't move, slip away.

Floor 15: Now I have some doubts about the gold content of "the most handsome man in the hospital". Are you sure you don't want to put a photo first to appease the people?

16th floor (host): The two girls on the 12th and 13th floors, please stop your imagination, the scar on the roommate's hand is a small, innocuous one, according to him, it was a medal left by a hero when he saved the beauty.

He said that, what else can I do, of course I choose to believe him.

As for the 15th floor, don't try to use aggressive methods, I won't be fooled, just don't regret it when you see the photos in the future.

What's wrong with the fat man, can't the fat man be a potential stock!My roommate still has eight-pack abs, damn it, no wonder his physical strength is so good, shit!

The author has something to say: Ah Jin is really strict, locked me to despair...