Master, don't run away

He will definitely supervise Liu Meisheng not to let him drink in the future, because he can kill himself if he takes a sip of wine

Later, in order to verify that he really did not have milk and let him stop crying through the eardrum, he had to ask Liu Meisheng to verify it himself

In the end, it was him who called him this time, "Ah!!!! Why are you biting me!!!!"

Then he was stripped naked and used it as a pillow to sleep all night. How to put it, after waking up in the morning, he felt that he had experienced a difficult problem that he had never encountered since he was a child, and he was more tolerant when facing everything. For example, he used to always feel that the steamed fish made by his cook was a little salty, the eight treasures in the pearl eight treasure soup tasted a bit strange, and other people’s rebuttals when he went to court, he used to spend some time discussing such small things , now he feels that these are not difficult problems. Comparing them with his wife, they are all trivial matters

"You are not allowed to wear men's clothing in the mansion, it will be seen by others."

Liu Meisheng ate melon seeds and said "OK"

"A woman sits with her legs closed, her hands on her lap, don't eat melon seeds, don't eat melon seeds, if you throw melon seeds on the ground again, I'll beat you to death"

Liu Meisheng unwillingly put down the melon seeds in his hand

"Oh, I see, but your house is too deserted, I'm bored to death"

Shen Hesheng sighed, "My house is not deserted, but quiet, which can make people calm down and think." He used to spend his afternoons sitting under the peach blossom tree in the backyard, meditating or playing chess. no other time

Why do you say you always look at Liu Meisheng

Two days ago, a farmer near his house lost a chicken that could lay eggs

The farmer followed the chicken feathers to find the prime minister's mansion. It must be said that someone stole chickens in the prime minister's mansion. Since then, people in the capital have been very vigilant. It is rumored that the prime minister's mansion likes to steal chickens, and he likes to steal old hens that can lay eggs.

The murderer is now eating the roast chicken as he wished, and what he eats is called a wolf

The prime minister put down the letter in his hand

"I just had lunch, are you hungry now?"

Liu Meisheng didn't even look at him, "You mean that table grass just now?"

The prime minister said helplessly, "Today is our Dalan's day of mourning in memory of our senior General Changyang, so we can't eat meat."

Liu Meisheng: "Xiaosheng, have you heard a sentence that says that wine and meat pass through the Buddha's heart and keep it in the heart, as long as you have it in your heart, if you don't eat meat, it's just a formality, you still have to eat it"

The prime minister sneered, "Do you know who General Changyang is?"

Liu Meisheng "don't know"

The prime minister "... oh"

He felt that he couldn't teach Liu Meisheng. In his eyes, Liu Meisheng was different from human beings. He was a complex of animals with great lethality and full of nonsense.

Reasoning in front of this kind of person is like playing the piano to a cow

So he got a helper

His mentor, Tiger Hill

This Huqiu is the previous national teacher, he can read people's faces and palms, this is his strength, everyone said that he has the destiny to take care of him, so he is as strong as a man standing in his thirties with gray temples, but, this time People also have another hobby, which is to feel the pulse of others, which is medical skills.

Why did the prime minister invite him to come to Liu Meisheng, because he is also a strange person with a ghostly personality and some abilities

He thought he had thought of a way to fight poison with poison, but he didn't expect to lead to a story of embarrassment

Recently, there are no more residents within [-] meters near the Prime Minister's Mansion.

The old man who raised chickens cried to everyone before leaving

"These two are black and white thieves who steal chickens! I tied a dog, and they let the dog go! Chickens are getting less and less every day! What the hell are they! It's a weasel who has become a ghost!! This prime minister's mansion is probably I'm going to be a goblin, I have to move!"

Weasel spirit "Qiuqiu, after he's gone, he won't be able to eat chicken"

Weasel Spirit No. [-] Huqiu: "Brother Liu, it's better to call me brother, you're so disgusting"

Liu Weisheng curled his lips in disgust, "You old man over sixty years old asked my 15-year-old boy to call you brother, how shameless you are."

Huqiu said seriously, "Don't talk nonsense, I'm eighteen this year"

Liu Meisheng is too lazy to argue with him

The prime minister looked at the two weasel spirits who were roasting chicken in the backyard, and really wanted to go over and cook them together

The reputation of the prime minister's mansion has been stinking a lot since he married this lady. Fortunately, there is such a good-looking prime minister who supports him.

Today, he was thinking about how to restore the reputation of the prime minister's mansion, and suddenly news came from the border town

"I am willing to take Imperial Physician Chen to the border town to stop this plague. After I leave, my teacher will temporarily replace the prime minister's accusations. This time the plague came from the border of the Sheng Kingdom. I feel that this is not a problem. Simple"

"...But Mr. Huqiu?"

"exactly"

Liu Meisheng didn't know what he was going to do, but he would be happy as long as he could get out of the Xiangfu's courtyard

A group of people went out of the city, but Liu Meisheng didn't want to sit in a sedan chair, and lay down on the medicinal cart for condolences, with a straw in his mouth

It's already autumn

The air is filled with the smell of food, and he can go down to play for a while passing by the country road. He is now wearing men's clothing, and he is said to be the prime minister's personal bodyguard. Liu Meisheng in men's clothing is very handsome

"Come!! See me!! See! I have a lot of grass in my hand! Come! Come! 撵 me! Can't you?

A few big cows were tied at the door of a farmer's house, and Liu Meisheng came down to harass the cows while their convoy was resting.

The prime minister glanced at it twice and thought to himself, hey, do you like animals?Animals may not like you!look at that bitch

"Ah, quack, quack, quack... eh? Why is there a little calf? Oh? Don't push me away... No, don't push me away, I... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!”

Prime Minister "... oh, should"

A calf, about as high as Liu Meisheng's belly, with horns not yet fully grown, and using four short legs to chamfer the edges vigorously, it can run faster than Liu Meisheng

Calf likes to chase moving things, the faster you run, the faster it will chase

Liu Daochang, who had subdued countless ghosts and heard anecdotes, was called out by the calf and ran twice in the wilderness, and the onlookers were laughing and laughing.

The prime minister was about to sympathize with him, but he saw Liu Meisheng looked at all the melon eaters on their side angrily, and then ran towards them with all his might

"I'll make you laugh!!"

Before Liu Meisheng's revenge succeeded, the high-spirited calf behind him gave Liu Meisheng an earth-shaking somersault

Prime Minister, "poof"

Everyone laughed when they saw it

Liu Meisheng lay down on the dry ground for a while as if lost his soul, the calf grunted triumphantly, turned and left

Liu Meisheng was about to cry, "How could there be such a grumpy cow in such a beautiful place?"

The prime minister took a sip of water and said, "Let's go, there are still three days of journey, you still have time to play."

Liu Meisheng raised his hand and put it behind his head as a pillow, "What do you know, the most important thing in this world is to be angry. Doing the same thing all day is no different from being dead."

The dead man "...I think it's pretty good. I like tactics very much. When I was a child, I thought it was a great honor to make waves in Languo with a wave of my hand. Hurry up and set off."

Liu Meisheng wobbled, stood up, got into the carriage, lay down on the medicine bag, and soon fell asleep

The coachman glanced at a boy next to him, pointed to Liu Meisheng, and then pointed to the driver in the last row.

The servant carried Liu Meisheng on his back, and then wanted to send him to the car in the last row, which was used to hold the old imperial doctor, so that he could sleep

"Master Prime Minister"

"Huh? What's the matter?"

"look"

The prime minister looked in the direction his attendant pointed

It turned out that Liu Meisheng fell asleep and was being carried by a servant as if he was going to drive somewhere. "What's wrong?"

"The slave remembers that the number of people driving this carriage is just right. The one in the last row of carriages is Imperial Physician Chen. He is highly respected and likes to be clean..."

"...let him come and come with me"

The attendant was stunned, "Huh? Oh, okay" I saw the devil, except for the prime minister's wife, the prime minister never drove with anyone else

Then the prime minister continued to read

When Liu Meisheng woke up, he was already in the tent

"What about that kid? I haven't seen it for a long time. Could it be that you think I sold him out because of my poor behavior?"

The prime minister concentrated on reading "I sent him to school to study"

Liu Meisheng rest assured, this Shen Hesheng never lies, since he said it, it is true

"Then it seems that you are quite satisfied with me."

The prime minister glanced at him, "Look at your performance a few days ago? I guess that child has been beaten to death by me long ago."

Liu Meisheng muttered unhappily, "Cut, stinky stone, I am funny and humorous, I don't understand the style, and if you marry a wife in the future, your wife will be bored to death"

The prime minister said with a sullen face, "If you talk nonsense again, I will let you die directly, don't be bored"

Liu Meisheng rolled to Shen Hesheng's feet, there was only a small table and a candlestick in the tent, there was nothing else besides these

"Hey, why didn't you bring your favorite Ziyunxiang? Stinky stone"

The prime minister reads quietly "without a belt"

Liu Meisheng: "Oh...then are you hungry?"

Prime Minister "...I'm not hungry, if you are hungry, go out and find something to eat" read silently

Liu Meisheng "You look like someone I've seen now"

The prime minister wondered, "Huh? Who is it?"

Liu Meisheng saw that he finally stopped reading, "It's the one I saw in Yong'an Temple"

The prime minister nodded, no matter how bad he is, he must be a monk

Liu Meisheng: "His name is Wuyou, and he is just sixty this year. You were very similar to him when you were in samadhi just now. You know the old monk is in samadhi. Hey, it's the same as a dime."

The prime minister "...get out and get something to eat. I'm hungry. If you don't go, I'll stew that kid tomorrow with a letter from Feige."