Master, don't run away

He stretched out his hand to pull it, Gongsun Susu ran to the mirror to look, then sat there giggling, Liu Meisheng was infected by him and also smiled, "Psychopath, you like to make one yourself!"

Gongsun Susu squeezed the corner of the apron twice, and when he heard him say that, he showed a perverted smile, turned to face Liu Meisheng, then lifted the apron to cover his face, and made a weird sound

The prime minister saw this scene as soon as he entered the room

"..."

The stunned Liu Meisheng "..."

Gongsun Susu was not beaten and took off his apron to see the prime minister. The two looked at each other, and then he felt a little guilty for no reason, and slowly put his apron on the dressing table, like a student looking down at a teacher, waiting to be disciplined.

"Although Liu Meisheng likes you, Xiao Shizi, can you pay attention to this marriage that affects our national destiny, and you are very unruly?"

Gongsun Susu heard the first half of his sentence as if struck by lightning, stared at the prime minister, and then at the indisputable Liu Meisheng.

Then he pointed at Liu Meisheng with one hand and covered his mouth in disbelief with the other.

"It turns out...it turns out...you actually have that kind of thought for me!"

Liu Meisheng "I"

The heartbroken Gongsun Susu said, "I treat you like a brother and you want to treat me like this!"

Liu Meisheng "I"

The heartbroken Gongsun Susu "My talent, my appearance, and my charm are all sins~~"

Then turned and ran out

Liu Meisheng "..." talent?appearance?charm?Mental retardation

The prime minister drank a lot of wine, but he was not drunk but his face was flushed, which added a touch of charm to this face that no one should get close to

I want to like it, I like this too

The Prime Minister sat on the stool with a cold face and ignored Liu Meisheng

Then, just as Liu Meisheng was about to say something, the mahogany stool that the prime minister was sitting on suddenly snapped a leg of the stool.

The Prime Minister sat on his ass and fell down, Liu Meisheng consciously helped him onto the bed

The prime minister looked at the stool in disbelief

"These are all made of high-quality mahogany, and they are newly made..."

Liu Meisheng looked away guiltily

"Ma'am, let's go to bed"

Liu Meisheng's scalp went numb from the madam's call

"You should still call me Liu Meisheng"

The Prime Minister smiled, "If I call Princess Ashina Liu Meisheng in front of outsiders, how should I explain it?"

Liu Meisheng: "...Then don't call me madam, who can save face?"

The prime minister yelled, "You want to save face and let others snatch it away!"

Liu Meisheng: "I, then what can he do if he dragged me? Besides, why are you so arrogant, I'm not a woman"

Prime Minister calms down "I'm not angry"

Liu Meisheng "Oh"

The bed board under the prime minister's buttocks "creaked"

"Ugh?"

"puff"

Yeah, the whole bed collapsed from where the prime minister sat

Liu Meisheng hurried to his mouth and muttered "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, don't be angry with you"

Faced with the country's natural and man-made disasters all day long, the Prime Minister, who was still able to deal with them with ease, covered his face and sat on the ground, "I'm not angry!"

Why are you so unlucky, where do you sit?

Why is it so wronged, can the bed board be folded in half? !So accurate?as if measured

He raised his head and said to Liu Meisheng, "Why did you apologize before?"

Liu Meisheng "...I... want to..." Spit!

Then Liu Meisheng, who ate eight roasted chickens that were charred on the outside and tender on the inside, retched at the prime minister sitting on the ground

Regardless of the influence, the Prime Minister stood up and ran to a corner of the room to stay

Liu Meisheng retched for a while and found that he didn't spit out anything. It's probably just a little stuffed from eating too much. Just lie down for a while and go out for a couple of laps.

So the prime minister, who is under one person and over ten thousand people, hides in the corner of the wall sadly, feeling that the whole world is hostile to him. Fortunately, those royal family and nobles did not come to make trouble in the bridal chamber, they were all drunk by him, otherwise his face would be... …

"Don't worry, don't push, alas, don't push me as I told you"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

"Oh, why is there no sound?"

"Don't push, don't push..."

"bang"

The door was pushed open, and a bunch of people were lying beside the Prime Minister

The leader is Gongsun Jing, the second son of King Zhennan, who looks like "..."

Mr. Prime Minister "..."

Liu Meisheng felt nauseous just now and let out a gasp, then turned over and continued to sleep

Everyone glanced at the appearance in the wedding room, and then silently withdrew

It is rumored that the prime minister is a strict wife, and he cannot supply Princess Ashina sexually.

Mr. Prime Minister "..." If Liu Meisheng on the bed was hacked to death now, would he be cleaner?

The Prime Minister squatted in the corner and thought about life for a while, then stood up, picked up the two glasses of wine on the table, and walked to the bed

Kicked the bed with his foot, he swore it was the rudest thing he'd ever done growing up

Liu Meisheng looked at Shen Hesheng suspiciously after being woken up

"Get up, drink the quilt wine and sleep again"

Liu Meisheng was even more puzzled, "We two...does this count as marriage?" Do we need to be so serious?

The prime minister said solemnly, "Hmph, natural disasters and man-made disasters, I will die one day. This may be the only kiss in my life. Get up and drink quickly!"

Liu Meisheng's stomach hurts badly, looking at the Prime Minister's unwavering face, if he doesn't drink, he won't be able to sleep today

Liu Meisheng took the quilt wine and drank it, and went crazy after drinking it

About when he fell asleep for a stick of incense, he suddenly opened his eyes. The Prime Minister was sitting on a stool, resigned to his fate, and wanted to meditate all night.

Then I was taken aback by Liu Meisheng who suddenly stood up

"what are you doing"

Liu Meisheng changed his usual demeanor, his gait was steady, and his brows walked towards the Prime Minister with a trace of sternness. For a moment, he thought that he wanted to assassinate him, so he stepped back, and then found that Liu Meisheng's eyes were a little dazed. , I'm afraid I drank too much?Even the small cup of quilt wine can be tolerated by children of any age, but Liu Meisheng is actually drunk? !

After seeing that he was not malicious, he was still a little curious. The royal family and nobles around him were all good drinkers and good at socializing. He was also curious that Liu Meisheng, who seemed to do things casually but had a scheming heart, would be drunk. how

Liu Meisheng walked straight to the Prime Minister

Then the princess hugged the prime minister

The prime minister's face darkened, he calmed down, and was still within the tolerance range

Liu Meisheng put the person on the half of the bed where the bed board was intact, and then pushed himself up

The Prime Minister thought of a possibility

drunken sex

"No, don't you like Gongsun Susu?!" Go find him!

Liu Meisheng lying on the meat pad "doesn't like it"

"Oh? What's your... name?" You looked blushing, how can someone drink so badly

Liu Meisheng happily buried her face in Shen Hesheng's neck

"Willow Mold"

The prime minister pushed the man out of his neck in disgust

Was just pushed out and found back, with a smirk on his face, and seemed quite happy

"You came to the palace to save Gongsun Susu?"

"Um"

"who do you like"

"Big black"

"...Who is Dahei?"

"Always a big black dog"

"...why like it"

"I can't beat animals"

"Then what are you doing?"

"Keeping people, people will be unlucky when they meet me and have a relationship with me. The greater the relationship, the more unlucky he will be. If he is unlucky, I will be lucky."

"……Oh"

No wonder I had to drink, and after drinking, I acted like a fool, asking what to say

"Don't rub my neck, oh, it's so itchy! Don't move! I told you not to rub! Are you a dog! Ah, how can there be people like you in the world!" It's annoying, I can't be annoying, I like it, I like it ...

"By the way, let me ask you, what do you... think of me?"

Liu Meisheng's muffled voice came from his neck, "The stones in the latrine are smelly and smelly."

"Go on and try"

"...and tough, don't attack me, I'm afraid"

"I didn't kill you, you're a big man and you're afraid of it"

"I am three years old, I want to drink milk"

The prime minister thought he was hallucinating

"Drink... what? Don't take off my clothes!!"

The prime minister couldn't bear it anymore and finally let go of his 20 years of self-cultivation and etiquette, turned over and put Liu Meisheng under his body

Liu Meisheng saw the prime minister with a dark face after the sky was dark

"Try pulling my clothes again"

The three-year-old Liu Meisheng hugged the Prime Minister with his legs and hands without paying attention at all. The Prime Minister just felt that a hundred catties of meat was stuck to his body. Take off his hands and he will hold you between his legs, take off his legs and he will hug you with both hands

toss for a while

He panted heavily and entered the intermission, and when he looked down, he saw that Liu Meisheng was just like him, even more tired than him, with a little sweat on his white forehead, his clothes were open, and his fair and smooth skin...

"..." A three-year-old child, why should I compete with him?

Then the three-year-old child suddenly reached out and grabbed his genitals, and then cried and said, "Mom!!! You've grown a dick!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!"

The prime minister kicked him away

Liu Meisheng rolled a few times before falling onto the half-collapsed bed beside him, and then "Wooah, I want to drink milk! Ahhhh"

The prime minister was so noisy that he felt that what he had just done was too much, so he walked up to him and said "I don't have milk"

Liu Meisheng: "Oh, I want to drink milk!! You have it!! You won't give it to me!!"

The prime minister insisted, "It's not that I won't give it to you! I don't have milk!"

Lewuli was in pain and didn't want to give birth "You have!!! You don't give me! I want to drink milk !!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh