Master, don't run away

Liu Meisheng nodded when he heard it, thanks to Shen Hesheng who bought the medicinal materials

The party was over when he returned

Shen Hesheng is sitting in Liu Meisheng's room playing the flute

Liu Meisheng knew it was Shen Hesheng when he heard it from a distance

"Shen Hesheng"

"Um"

"Stop bragging, I'll give you a gift, do you want it?"

"Um"

"Star grass! Do you like it or not!"

"...You... don't you know that the star grass in this city is used to pay homage to the deceased?"

"... Doesn't star grass bring people good luck?! The little girl who bought flowers..." Is she selling this kind of flowers? ! ! !

"What about poetry"

"... Sang Li saw it, I wrote it twice."

"I didn't see it!! Immediately! Write it to me! I'll watch you! Hurry up! If you can't finish writing, do as you said in the morning!"

"...I..." Life is so miserable

Liu Meisheng listened to Shen Hesheng's flute in the middle of the night and went to the toilet several times

Do you think the Prime Minister's flute is very beautiful?Is that the setting of a talented person?

No, the whistle of the Prime Minister... is very penetrating

Liu Weisheng's brain hurts, "Stone! Stop playing, really, I beg you, I won't be able to remember the verse at all if I play it any longer!"

If he didn't play the flute because of his serious face, he would think he did it on purpose.

Shen Hesheng: "I'll practice it. This flute is made of high-quality black jade. I don't need to regret it."

Liu Meisheng "..." This is why you came to my room to blow it? !

The recognizable pentatonic and uneven tones filled Liu Meisheng's mind like the wailing of ghosts, and forcibly brainwashed him from Jingyesi, which he had memorized for more than ten years.

Liu Daochang, who has seen ghosts who died in various ways, listened for half an hour to the Prime Minister's shocking, light, agile legs, and the magic sound, which pierced through the ears, and the unique sound of the flute that urged people to go to the toilet. Stop bragging, the prime minister finally let him go

However, this Jingyesi really couldn't write any more, his head was so swelled and hurt by the sound of the flute

The sound of the flute, Liu Meisheng, gave a comment: "Stone, I think Gu Youhua respectfully decided that this song should only exist in the sky, and now Shen Hesheng's song should only exist underground. I have some hallucinations in my head that I saw the King of Hades."

Mr. Prime Minister "two hundred times"

Liu Meisheng: "Huh?"

Prime Minister, "Two hundred poems, I'm leaving, you write slowly, I'll prepare a red headband"

Liu Meisheng "..." I can't finish writing! ! !It's midnight! !And keep people from sleeping! !

"Well, Shitou, I can comb those temples, but only you can see if it's okay."

Isn't it just laughing, laughing, it's better than being exhausted

Shen Hesheng paused when he stood up, "Yes"

Shen Hesheng looked at Liu Meisheng with loose hair in the mirror, feeling is in his chest, it is a strong test of self-control

His fingers shuttled between Liu Meisheng's thin hair

"Is your hair being pulled out?"

Liu Meisheng: "No, what's the matter, you have less hair, right? It's natural."

Shen Hesheng raised his eyebrows, "hair is the essence of the kidney, less hair means insufficient kidney essence"

Angrily, Liu Mei grabbed the rouge box on the table and took out a large piece, and then hit the prime minister's face

the red one

“Ah quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack”

The prime minister insisted on combing him

There is no sense of disobedience, Liu Meisheng was originally soft, so he looked more like a girl's family, if he hadn't bared his teeth

"You have very few beards, and your hair is thin because of insufficient kidney essence. Liu mold gave birth to your kidney deficiency."

Liu Meisheng "..." silently took the remaining half box of rouge and wiped it on the other side of the prime minister's face

The Prime Minister with a black face stretched out his hand and took a big lump off his face, then spread it all over his palms with both hands, then "slapped" Liu Meisheng's face, and wiped it in circles, and then quickly left the battlefield

Liu Meisheng's eyelashes were covered with rouge, and when he had a vision, he was taken aback by himself in the mirror, "Damn it, how did Shen Hesheng become so lively?"

Depart for Beijing the next day

The Prime Minister is uneasy. The purpose of the Sheng country to annex the small country may not be to increase the number of soldiers. They experienced two attacks that day. The first was the killer of the Sheng country. hands, and the medicinal materials that can undo the curse are also owned by Sheng Country, and everything seems to be very simple and obvious, so that everyone thinks it is a curse cast by someone from Sheng Country, but

"Stone, do you like women with big butts or women with big breasts"

Prime Minister, "...shut up"

Liu Weisheng curled his lips, "I want to get out of the car to play, I can catch up with you"

The Prime Minister frowned and said, "I will pass by Jingxi City soon. There are interesting things in the city. You can row a boat and discuss poetry."

Liu Meisheng: "...What kind of poems do I talk about, I don't know anything except Jing Yesi, so there is nothing to talk about"

Mr. Prime Minister, "You can row a boat. There is no big lake near the capital, and there are few boats. You will like it."

"Master Prime Minister, I have waited for a long time, thanks to you for the plague in the border town, please sit inside"

"Wherever it is, it's all promoted by the Lord Huacheng"

"How come, everyone has seen your contribution over the past few years"

"No, no, city lord, you are too polite"

……

Liu Meisheng's eyes

Flower City Lord "######"

Prime Minister "####****"

Flower City Lord "**######"

Flower City Lord "######"

Prime Minister "######"

………………

meaningless conversation, boring

"Hey, what's your name, it looks like you're neither a guard nor a servant"

At some point next to Liu Meisheng, a girl who was about the same height as him squeezed in. She was pretty and lovely, with a small round face, big eyes, and a very lively appearance.

"What's your name first?"

The little girl curled her mouth, "You slicker, you must be a gangster, and you are in the team of the prime minister. Believe it or not, I will report you."

Liu Weisheng cut it, "You look more suspicious than me, why don't I shout Huacheng Lord and tell him his daughter is here"

The little girl was startled and quickly squatted down to see if anyone saw her, then pulled his trouser leg pitifully

"Keep your voice down, I'm just bored and want to come out to play, but I don't have a playmate. Seeing that you don't look like a villain, I want to play with you"

"Don't pull my pants"

"Well~~you play with me, you play with me~~"

"Don't pull my pants, my pants are going to fall off!"

"Well~~ If you don't agree, I will keep pulling! I don't care~~"

"Stop pulling!"

"Liu Meisheng, why did you bring the daughter of Huacheng Master to catch the goose?"

"No, that goose has a bad temper and can't rely on me"

"So the daughter of Huacheng Lord's butt is now...you go and apologize"

"Stone, don't be angry, let me tell you, you misunderstood."

"Well, okay, tell me to listen"

"Didn't you say that there is a big lake here? We looked for it, but we couldn't find it. There was a ditch at the door of a farmer's house. There were a flock of big geese by the water. They were so fat. Really, they looked like the one in the palace. Roasted whole duck, I couldn’t hold back and wanted to catch one. There was the biggest goose. I named it Big Egg. Big Egg was my target. I just wanted to pounce on it, but Hua Wuxin poked it with a branch quietly. His chrysanthemum has been bitten all the way here, his temper is really hot, and my eyesight is too good."

"...So, take out the big goose in your arms now and apologize to others"

"No, Dadan is innocent, it was Hua Wuxin who wanted to poke the chrysanthemum."

The Prime Minister said with a dark face, "Are you going or not?"

Liu Meisheng was about to cry, "Big egg!!! Big egg!! I just like such a goose! The dog is lost! You still don't let me keep a pet!!"

The Prime Minister rubbed the space between his eyebrows, "You can keep pets, but you can't keep big geese!! You! Ah... I'm so pissed off, now, go to the backyard to catch another goose, and then hug it and apologize to others. , you... big... what?"

"Big Egg Big Egg"

"Big goose, I know, I'll let someone put it away"

"It's a big egg! Not a big goose! That name is too rustic"

"I said a big goose is a big goose!"

Liu Meisheng's big eggs were stewed by Hua Wuxin in the end. He ate the goose wings crying and went to Hua Wuxin to snatch the goose legs.

"You can eat Da Dan's legs too?! If you want to eat it, I will eat it!"

Hua Wuxin curled her lips, "I have never met such a shameless person as I grew up."

Liu Meisheng cried while eating and said, "Isn't this a meeting? There must be a first time for everything."

"Brother, can you give me some goose to eat?"

A skinny old man dressed in gorgeous clothes popped out of nowhere and almost blinded Liu Meisheng's eyes

Liu Meisheng "..."

Hua Wuxin "..."

Liu Meisheng: "Well...don't eat, vomit...here it is for you, that, Wuxin, hurry up"

Hua Wuxin "...oh"

Then the two walked away quickly, and Liu Meisheng accidentally saw the bearded man behind him chasing him crazily, and hurriedly pulled Hua Wuxin and ran away

Hua Wuxin: "Hoohoo, ha...Brother Meisheng! Why are we running away?!"

Liu Meisheng heard the thing running behind him making weird noises

"If you don't run, he will catch up?!"

Hua Wuxin: "...Eh? Hoo hoo... Yes! Quick, run to my father's yard!"

The thing in the back was holding a handkerchief in his hand, and he was running quite fast, tilting his head and hips, chasing after him while shouting, "What are you running!!!"

Liu Weisheng thought to himself, what are you chasing after! ! !

The city lord's room didn't arrive, Liu Meisheng dragged Hua Wuxin into the prime minister's room

The Prime Minister was painting, and was so frightened that he drew a big cross on the painting

"What are you doing!"

Liu Meisheng "Someone is chasing us!"

The prime minister said seriously, "Who?"