I thought it was just the past and the present

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Mu Zhen took a mouthful of the shredded yam, his face remained unchanged, he just looked at Xiao Qi fixedly: "Meng Jun's craftsmanship is better than mine?"

"No, your craftsmanship is the best!" Xiao Qi replied full of desire to survive.

His voice was not low, Zhao Mengqi next to her heard it, and immediately laughed, squeezed Liao Pang next to her, and gave him a wink: "Old Liao, have you seen it? Learn from it."

Liao Pang is also a foodie, he can only eat and cook, and now he is eating happily, when Zhao Mengqi hit him, he choked up, covered his mouth and coughed twice, immediately put on a straight face, but deliberately Ask in a soft cute voice: "Qi~Qi~ tell me~ Is my craft good~"

Liao Pang's voice was really suave, and Zhao Mengqi, who was always sharp and sharp, turned red in the face. She was tongue-tied for a long time and didn't think of what to answer, so she could only pat Liao Pang and ate.Liao Pang smiled very honestly and gave her two pieces of sweet and sour pork ribs, and was immediately slapped by Zhao Mengqi, but Liao Pang also smiled even more "honestly".

Barrage: "Oh my god...it's so sweet..."

"It's over, this show actually made me want to find a boyfriend."

"+1 for looking for a boyfriend"

"So happy."

"Happy couples regardless of gender!"

Xiao Qi and Mu Zhen are young couples in love, Zhao Mengqi and Liao Pang are sweet old couples.As the hosts, Xu Can and Hu Mubin, who are very quiet in the show, respect each other like guests.But when the two of them looked at the two sweet toothless couples, they didn't react like jealousy. They just smiled at each other, and everything was said.

"It's too oily!" He Qin said loudly suddenly, "This kind of greasy and heavy-tasting food is actually very unhealthy. We Chinese like to eat this kind of food, so more and more people are three years old. High! In fact, if you have money, you should eat more foreign healthy food, especially Japanese food, which is hygienic, clean, nutritious, and most importantly, healthy.”

He Qin pushed the plate in front of her and stood up: "Actually, I have been feeling uncomfortable in my stomach for the past few days. Is it because my diet has suddenly changed too much? I used to eat Japanese food."

Barrage: "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

"There is something wrong with He Qin!"

"She made that kind of oily and spicy rice before, that's not heavy, right?!"

"In the past few days... isn't she eating meals made by the guests? It means that others cook for her and make her sick?"

"Is this abandoning treatment and going directly to the black and red route?"

"I'm going to scold her to death!"

Not only Xiao Qi and Mu Zhen's fans, many viewers who watched the live broadcast from the other two pairs of guests went to He Qin's live broadcast room to scold.He Qin's fans were also fierce, tearing up.

"Our family, Qinqin, is naturally delicate, and I can't get used to eating junk food next to you!"

"The live broadcast room is not 5D. You can only see how the dishes are cooked. Maybe they look good. How can they be delicious? Qinqin has suffered a lot these days!"

“Chinese food is just not healthy!”

"Japanese food is healthier than Chinese food! If you have money, eat more foreign healthy food!"

"You bastards will die if you eat Chinese food!"

To be honest, some Japanese food tastes good, and sushi is almost a home-cooked dish in many families now (although the origin of sushi is also passed down from China), but when you are pulling sushi, you have to step on Chinese food, that is You have poked a hornet's nest!

The speech of He Qin's fans was posted on the Internet again, and suddenly a large number of passers-by who were not interested in celebrity slow dramas rushed in with their sleeves rolled up.It directly tore He Qin's fans so hard that they couldn't lift their heads.

Of course, He Qin himself was not doing well either.

As the king of a country, Xiao Qi is definitely Brother Ah Zhong's brainless fan. At that time, he dropped his chopsticks and stood up. He Qin was so scared that he also jumped out of his seat and hid behind Meng Jun: "Xiao Qi! You want to What are you doing?"

"The long mouth on the face is for eating and talking, not for causing trouble. Mr. He, even if you want to go the black and red route, please think carefully about what kind of black you want to choose. The bookworm swallows ink Xiangyingtang, The stink of dung beetles holding dung is overwhelming."

Mu Zhen added a sentence: "Hengban: Near Mo far away dung!"

Xiao Qi's serious face suddenly wrinkled, and he slapped his nose twice with his hand: "Brother Mu, it stinks."

"I just followed your couplet." Mu Zhen also frowned, and smiled apologetically at Meng Jun, "Meng Jun, I'm sorry, we can't eat anymore."

Not only they couldn't eat anymore, but the other two pairs couldn't eat anymore either, and stood up with their noses flapping.Then he said goodbye and left in a hurry.

Xiao Qi's couplets and Mu Zhen's horizontal comments quickly filled He Qin's live broadcast room, even her Weibo, and even her company's Weibo were not spared.No need to ask, these two sentences are of course also on the hot search.

Regardless of whether He Qin was out of control when she came forward to complain about these two words, or she really intended to go black and red, anyway, she made a wrong calculation, and this time she was completely out of control.

Moreover, the next day, when Xiao Qi and Mu Zhen came together, they made it very clear to the program crew that they didn't want to eat with He Qin anymore, let alone let He Qin continue to eat the meals they cooked.

Xiao Qi: "Didn't she say that Chinese food is unhealthy? We continue to cook for her. If she gets sick in the future, is it all our fault?"

Mu Zhen: "We both said we want to stay away from her, so there's no need to stay together and pretend to be peaceful."

The words of the two of them made some people think that these two big men have small stomachs, but Screw and Tapioca agreed, and many passers-by felt that they were straightforward and happy enough!in addition……

Barrage: "→_→Mumu said to stay away from He Qin?"

"No, he said to stay away from Yoneda Ko."

"Isn't that a little too much for a woman?"

"I don't think so. I'm a woman, and I think He Qin deserves it."

"I don't think +1 is the same as a girl"

"Be equal. There are people of all genders and races who are disgusting and disgusting. You can't stop hating just because she is a woman."

It's not just their pair who said this, the other two pairs also expressed the same, it's just that the time before and after and the way of speaking are different.Zhao Mengqi reacted to the program team after breakfast, and Xu Can and the others expressed it in a joking way with a smile.

program group...

"Originally, everyone's dining style will change from today, and everyone will be separated for a while. Yes, it is definitely not our temporary change of the process, it should be like this."

Barrage: "Trust me!"

The content of the last five days of this program - firing porcelain.Starting from the most basic practice of mud, to making pi, to carving, glazing, and then to later painting, firing, a complete one-stop process.

To really follow this set of procedures, five days is not only not much time, but even very tight, after all, most of it is technical work.

The program team did not split the four pairs of guests into halves, but directly split all the guests into two groups with a knife in the middle. What they are about to burn will be a gift for each other. The separation is to keep both parties mysterious and surprising.

Because each pair is disassembled, the housing has become a local homestay, and the food and beverages are naturally solved in the homestay.

The initial physical work is ignored, Xiao Qi originally wanted to cook a pot for Mu Zhen, but he couldn't make it through the step of making Pi. The pot seems simple and ordinary, but for novices without any experience in making Pi, Difficulty is nightmare level.In the end Xiao Qi had no choice but to give up and turn one pot into four bowls.

Now, Xiao Qi is painting on his bowl.

The porcelain they fired was underglaze color, which was painted on the porcelain pi in front of the kiln.Because the color of the oil paint will change after firing, the paints are all prepared by asking old craftsmen.

But after three or two strokes, on the first bowl, a man wearing a long gown with a jade flute on his waist appeared on the bowl, looking exactly like Mu Zhen.The second bowl is the man carrying the piano case and struggling forward in the strong wind. This is Xiao Qi himself.There is no one on the third bowl, but two hands, one holding the other tightly.The fourth bowl is the two men of Qinxiao and Ming...

"Okay!" As soon as he put down the last bowl, Xiao Qi shivered from the applause.

"I'm sorry, I really couldn't hold it back." Liao Pang stood up from behind Xiao Qi and moved his legs, "My legs are numb from squatting. I didn't expect that, brother Xiao, you still have such a skill. You have a solid foundation in traditional Chinese painting." of."

Don't look at Liao Pang's chubby appearance, he looks short, rich and fat, but he is not a nouveau riche, and the Liao family can be considered a rich family.Liao Pang's Chinese studies skills are not bad, and his appreciation level is definitely sufficient.

When Xiao Qi first passed through, compared to the level of modern people, calligraphy and painting can already be called good.Today, he has been an emperor in ancient times all his life, and his attainments in calligraphy and painting are naturally higher.Although it is the first time to paint on a bowl, let alone what it will look like after it is burned. Anyway, it is just painted now, so there is nothing to say.

"Brother Liao's reputation is too high, and today I also expressed my feelings. Let me draw again... Maybe I don't have this feeling."

"I wanted to ask you to sell it to me." Liao Pang looked at the four bowls regretfully, "But this also has a special meaning, so I can only say... Congratulations, I wish you a long life together."

After so many years of jumping left and right, I don’t know how many auspicious words I have heard. These words are the words that Xiao Qi has made him the most happy so far. He stood up and bowed directly to Liao Pang: "Thank you! Thank you Brother Liao!"

Liao Pang was startled by this seriousness, he patted Xiao Qi's shoulder: "If you really thank me, how about...help me draw a plate?"

→_→ Liao Pang Lapi’s craftsmanship is worse than Xiao Qi’s. Xiao Qi failed to make a pot, but the four bowls were still well-proportioned in size, but Liao Pang couldn’t pull it up at all. He couldn’t even make the smallest cup, so he had to make it Several plates.

"Okay!" Xiao Qi picked it up and drew it, painting a landscape on the plate with rough workmanship and uneven bottom.

The clouds cover the strange peaks, the waves turn nine curves, and the rough workmanship of the plate has become a perfect match for the landscape. Even the curved edge of the plate seems to have become a deliberate work of art.

Liao Pang (⊙口⊙) took the plate, he thought Xiao Qi would at most draw a small portrait of Zhao Mengqi for him, who knew it was such a big deal? !He also said that the four bowls just now were sent out of emotion, no matter how difficult it is to copy?Isn't it funny?

"Xiao, Brother Xiao, can I... take advantage of it?" Meng Jun also took his bowl, "I made this for my mother, but I really can't do calligraphy and painting."

"Okay, what pattern do you want?"

"Whoever says nothing about grass will repay three springs. These two poems are just fine."

Ten characters, Xiao Qi wrote them with a swipe of his pen.

Barrage: "Isn't it a gift for the other half? How did it become for my mother?"

"Shh, it's over when you know."

"It's obvious that Meng Jun didn't like to give He Qin a gift. Ninety percent of it is the company's request, right?"

"The little brother is also miserable. He Qin's fans have been saying that he is taking advantage of He Qin's popularity, but...he still had film contracts and endorsements when he didn't date He Qin, but now he has nothing. The popularity is really hot."

"Hahaha, our younger brother Xiao is the one who is hotter than Brother Mu!"

"Mumu said! Come rub!"

"Brother Xiao and Mu Mu's calligraphy and painting are both good..."

"Yeah! Yeah! _(:з"∠)_ is more contrasting with my handicap. "

Now that each pair of CPs is separated, of course there are eight live broadcast rooms, but many fans open more live broadcast rooms, and the fans jump left and right according to the cooking~

Liao Pang's mouth opened wider. Compared with Chinese painting, he appreciates calligraphy more. Xiao Qi's calligraphy is based on willow script, but he already has his own style, golden hook and iron painting, with his own style. Proud!He couldn't help swallowing, this word is straight, he is really greedy.But I'm really sorry to ask for nothing.

The three men made a small commotion here, and Xu Can had already come here. She was actually a little itchy, but felt that the two of them were unfamiliar after all, and she was really embarrassed to say such an obvious advantage.But after Meng Jun made a move, Xu Can blushed a little, brought over the small tea bowl she made, and said half-jokingly: "Xiao Qi, then I'll join in the fun, please, can you help me draw A rooster?"

What Xu Can made should be a small tea bowl, a small one that can be held in his hand: "If I only draw a rooster, the pattern of this bowl will be lonely. Can I add something else?"

"can."

So Xiao Qi added lychees and strange stones, and beside the rooster was a hen.It hasn't been burnt yet, so the color is slightly dull, but it already makes people want to hold it in their hands and play with it carefully.

Liao Pang said to Meng Jun from the side: "...they are all good omens. A rooster steps on a part of the extended stone, which is called auspiciousness in the room. Litchi and roosters are also called auspiciousness. It is very vulgar and elegant. Vulgar."

Meng Jun just nodded with a vague look on his face.

"Thank you, thank you! It's so beautiful!"

However, the four of them were actually having fun for a while.Because of the absence of the other half, Xiao Qi and Liao Pang's performances were relatively sluggish, and they rarely spoke.Xu Can was originally a man of few words, but Meng Jun often said something, humming songs and dancing to cheer up the enthusiasm.

When the fired porcelain was completely in their hands on the last day, the situation was reversed.Meng Jun became the most sluggish one, and the other three became excited, with an uncontrollable smile on the corners of their lips and sparkling eyes...

They took the box to the village square, and four other people came from the other side.Xiao Qi and Xiao Qi's eyes were fixed on each other from the very beginning, and they never moved away.

"Now! Everyone...exchange gifts!" The chief director held a wireless microphone beside him like a master of ceremonies.

The four bowls Xiao Qi made were all given to Mu Zhen, and his box was very big.The gift box Mu Zhen gave him was only a circle smaller than Xiao Qi's gift box, but it was big enough. When the two exchanged, they were careful not to knock the gift over.Xiao Qi opened the box and found that there was a plate inside. He pushed away the anti-abrasion foam on the plate, and he saw the pattern on the plate——that was him in the Liu Mian Gun suit!

Emmmm is actually not very similar. After all, Mu Zhen did not receive a serious scholar-bureaucrat education in ancient times. Anyway, in the palace school, there was no painting class, and I don’t know when he learned meticulous painting.

The two people who saw the gift laughed so hard that they couldn't see their teeth, but it's not a world of two people, so Xiao Zhang came over with the microphone: "You two really didn't discuss it? This is too matching. No...why?" On the plate that Teacher Mu gave to Teacher Xiao, Teacher Xiao is dressed like an emperor?"

"It's not the emperor, it's the prince." Mu Zhen opened his eyes and said nonsense, "It's his King Li who made me a fan, a boyfriend fan."

The emperor's Liumian is different from the prince's Liumian, but even if there is a party of research, they will think that he, the actor, made a mistake.

"Oh~" Xiao Zhao exclaimed "You all understand", "Then why is Mr. Xiao's painting also an ancient costume? The two of you should have never collaborated on ancient costume dramas."

"This is the picture that flashed in my head when we played the piano and flute together. I like it, so I drew it." Xiao Qi raised his head and chest, with a domineering and willful expression on his face.

Mu Zhen smiled: "Well... I like it too..."

Barrage: "Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!"

"Su Shi! Mumu actually has such a time?!"

"The only four words in my mind are 'gentle as water' and 'tenderness and sweetness'!"

"That's eight words, okay? I always thought Brother Mu was a tough guy, but Brother Mu turned out to be so sweet and pleasant~"

"...I used to be Mu Xiao's party, but I suddenly felt that Xiao Mu is also delicious."

"The one in front! You are the evil cult! Do you know the evil cult?! Mumu is the hard one!"

"[Laughing and crying] What kind of bullshit are you talking about in front of me! However, even if Brother Mu is gentle, he is not a bitch at all. Give me a beating for such a force!"

"One dozen? There is only one Mumu in this world, and he already has a master."

"I'm envious and jealous of Brother Xiao."

"Sure enough, people use two faces when facing the one they love, and facing ordinary people."

After the gift exchange, the program will end.When they left the village, they also said goodbye to the fat raccoon flower and its owner.Fat raccoon flower is so good~~

However, Xiao Qi and Mu Zhen stayed in a hotel in this city for two days before returning to T City.Because there are a lot of fans wandering around the airport, we have to stagger with them.

During this period, the two of them didn't go out. If they wanted to eat some special products, they helped Xiao Zhang and the others to buy them.Both of them are very satisfied with this kind of home life, and don't feel that they are not free.

"It's like going on a honeymoon." Xiao Qi looked at the ceiling comfortably, although he couldn't gossip, after all, he had to think about his work, and there were so many outsiders around, in addition to this love, it felt right.

"There will only be more and more lives like this in the future." Mu Zhen kissed him.

"Yeah." Xiao Qi kissed Mu Zhen, "It's best that we spend the rest of our lives on our honeymoon."

Xiao Qi even felt a little guilty for his own happiness, after all he had hardly done any "business" during this time.What were the two drafts when I first wore them back, and what are they still like now - the Heavenly Emperor Yuxi did not appear in this world, but it is impossible for Xiao Qi not to know what he wrote.

The two exchanged another kiss before embracing each other and falling asleep peacefully.

Early the next morning, the two returned to City T by plane. This time... they were going to stay at Brother Mu's house to mess with!

(*^▽^*) Xiao Qi has this expression all the way.

"Suddenly realized... we are all like this, and it's my first time to come to your house?!" But after being happy all the way, Xiao Qi was not very happy when he reached the door of the house.

Mu Zhen rubbed his hair: "No, our home is the home where you and I are together. This is just a place to live."

In a word, Xiao Qi immediately returned to the silly state.

What Mu Zhen lives in is either an exaggerated super villa, or a two-story building that may look a bit old-fashioned now, with a garage and a small garden.The small building has a master bedroom, two guest rooms, a study room, a gym plus game room, a sauna room, and then the living room and kitchen.

After Xiao Qi looked at the house from the beginning to the end, he felt that what Mu Zhen said "this is just a place to live" was really appropriate. He thought that there was no decoration that could reflect individuality in the whole small villa. It's like the model houses provided by real estate companies for customers to watch, and even some model houses have more life than here.

"How do you feel?" Mu Zhen asked him.

"Can I go to the sauna with you?"

"..." Mu Zhen raised his eyebrows.

Xiao made a serious face: "Don't think in a lewd direction, I just haven't taken a sauna yet, I want to try it! We can study my two drafts in the sauna!"

"Okay~~~~." My own cub, of course, is spoiled.

As for whether the two entered the sauna as a research draft or a research grass...that was their own business.Anyway, since Xiao Qi moved into Mu Zhen's house, the two of them lived a very fulfilling life in various senses.However, their enrichment, is it not a kind of leisure?After all, the Internet has already turned upside down.

Those who follow the live broadcast every day are only a small number of fans. After all, normal people still have to go to school and work, and don’t have the energy and time to follow the live broadcast. When the edited version is put on TV and the Internet, the audience at this time is the bulk !

A same-sex couple who came out of the closet appeared in this kind of variety show holding hands, clearly as lovers.This is the first time in China.

The author has something to say: Xiao Qi: (?﹃?) Sauna is really good

Mu Zhen: Sauna... a little tired