"It's scary to think about it carefully, Nima's trick is too high-end!"
"This is so fucking...I want to cry as a man, what is this called? Jiang Yiting is too miserable, right?"
"I...before today, I was working for Fenjun. Oh my god...are those things in the group really fake?"
"Hehe, who doesn't know about PS? Jiang Yiting is a fuck! Didn't he say that depression quit the circle? Why? I thought that after a few years, his dirty ass would be cleared up. Is it because you want to come back again, so you started jumping again?!"
"I've seen such a stupid X... I still don't believe it. It's either stupid or vicious, or stupid and poisonous. I also loved Jun as Yiting, and I even complained about CP fans back then. This is a real cult. .”
"No... There is nothing wrong with Jiang Yiting and Pang scum, right? This is already a rumor and slander, right?"
"So, this time Sky Entertainment is going to repeat the old tricks on Brother Xiao?! This matter... If it really does this once... Oh my god! I was so scared to tears! Because I found that the success rate is still very high!"
"_(:з"∠)_Fortunately, brother Xiao changed his offense. "
"QAQ What if they start playing scumbags? I heard that scumbags are even more unpopular than scumbags."
These retired CP fans only played a leading role. Many Jun Weiyi Ting's CP fans began to compare their brainwashing packages with a feeling of belief and disbelief, and then...the facts are indeed cruel.
On the one hand, there are logos on the pictures or videos of my brainwashing package, which is why so many people believe it, thinking that it is something broadcast on the show.On the other side of the evidence, of course, is the real program content and tidbits.There is really no way to continue to call the false true.
——Ask why so many people didn’t look for the original version?Since there is a collection in the "own" group, downloaded and seen, why go outside to find it?
The beautiful memories they thought, the efforts they made to fulfill an infatuated man, and the true love they thought they saw were all fake.
They're just a barn in the works for a super successful operation!They help a trash and destroy a treasure.
It is terrible to lose fans and step back, and the anger of CP fans is also terrible.Especially not only Junwei Yiting's CP fans back then, other CP fans were also frightened and angry at the same time-could they also be guided and used?Originally, CP fans have had a harder life than Wei fans, and this kind of thing happened, this is really... really... beep the dog!
Pang Jun's fans, Xiao Qi's fans, Su Qu's fans, all kinds of navy, all kinds of CP fans, the marketing of major companies (don't look at this is the Chinese New Year holiday, there is no holiday in the entertainment industry, someone has already come out Rubbing the heat, indicating that I have also been hurt by CP fans), all of them are in the water!
I don't know how many people followed the development of the matter, read all kinds of revelations, and ate melons everywhere, but they didn't sleep all night, and they were still full of energy until dawn.The popularity of this matter keeps rising, but...it just doesn't make the hot search!
But no matter how stupid people are, they also know that if someone pays to suppress the trending search, the number one candidate must be Sky Entertainment!
Xiao Qi and Mu Zhen were equally surprised to see the network that had become a hot pot of boiling water. Xiao Qi called Zhou Qian: "Brother Zhou, you found the former CP fan who broke the news later?"
Xiao Qi arranged the long Weibo for everyone to analyze at the beginning, Jiang Yiting's Weibo at that time, and some people who contributed to the flames.
——Su Qu's series of actions are too organized and targeted.Although his team's operation had an oolong, but... that oolong was not an unskilled oolong, but a situation where he had gotten used to the template and continued to do it without thinking too much.Most likely the team behind Su Qu has done similar things!
As soon as Xiao Qi made this guess, Mu Zhen and Zhou Qian suddenly remembered the matter between Pang Jun and Jiang Yiting!
What Sky Entertainment did was really too "high", and few people in the entertainment industry realized it.Back then, Zhou Qian and Mu Zhen were still inexperienced little Xiami, and they could only lament afterward, and they couldn't do anything else.
But the subsequent chain reaction, a large number of old CP fans showed up to speak out, it was not what Xiao Qi had planned before.
Zhou Qian: "Didn't Brother Mu find it?"
"No, Mu Zhen said that this matter has nothing to do with him."
Both sides were silent at the same time: "..."
Seems like a coincidence?There is a group of people who have always had uneasy consciences, but they just waited because they didn't have the right time to reveal the truth.It can only be said... It's not that the time for not reporting has not yet come.
Originally Xiao Qi and Mu Zhen were going to stab Su Qu this time, but they still couldn't kill him, but now that they are making such a fuss, the knife will be more ruthless.
"Brother Zhou, do we need someone to help?"
"Don't worry, I'm already contacting them and I'm ready to provide them with legal aid."
Putting down the phone, Xiao Qi put down the phone, and looked at Mu Zhen.
Mu Zhen said: "Your Majesty, have you noticed that...you are fine?"
Xiao Qi raised his eyebrows: "From the moment I met you, I found out."
"..." Mu Zhen was naturally proud of this kind of compliment, but he quickly recovered his serious face, "But how do I remember, when I delivered the goods to the door by myself, you invited me to watch Zhiyu's movie, and you were so straightforward Express distrust of me and reject my pursuit?"
"It's not that I didn't trust you, but that I, who had low self-esteem at the time, didn't believe that there would be such good luck, and such a beautiful pillow fell from the sky to me."
"You..." Flattering X2, Mu Zhen finally couldn't hold back his smile, "Well, it seems that the sign of a person's growth is whether he can talk about love, have you really grown up? , Your Majesty. So...can we start the next set of sit-ups?"
Emmmm→_→Did you forget to mention their current state?Xiao Qi lay on the yoga blanket, Mu Zhen sat on his ankles.It is true that they were looking at the information on the Internet before, but that was because Xiao Qi had already completed a set of training.
"It's ok! I'm going to use my strength!" Xiao Qi straightened his posture, ready to start his next set of sit-ups.
Mu Zhen: "I suspect you are driving, and I have evidence."
After finishing five sit-ups, Xiao Qi asked: "Then shall we switch to driving to exercise?"
"If you can do five sets today, we can upgrade the workout to driving."
"unfair!"
"Hehe~" Mu Zhen's ruthless finger poked down Xiao Qi who had done the sixth sit-up.
The two were exercising and teasing while Xiao Qi's phone rang, and the caller was "Su Qu".Xiao Qi glanced at it and pretended he didn't see it. Anyway, his cell phone rings very nicely, so it can be used as the soundtrack for fitness and flirting.
But Su Qu was really perseverant, making a phone call every five minutes. After completing this set of sit-ups, pull-ups, squats, jumps, and push-ups (twenty each), Xiao Qi was out of breath. Finally picked up the phone: "Xiao Su? Huh, sorry, huh, I'm working out, I didn't hear the phone call."
"It's okay, brother Xiao... I, I really don't mean that."
"Huh? What happened?"
"On the Internet...the Internet said that I want to fire CP with you, that I want to kill you, I really..." Anger, helplessness, and grievance are just a few words, but Su Qu's feelings are all contained in it, "Brother Xiao , help me. Please..."
"Okay, don't worry, I'll post a Weibo to clarify."
"Thank you! Brother Xiao! Can you..."
Xiao Qi hung up the phone, Su Qu's posture of talking endlessly, could it be that he still wants to specify the content of "clarification"?For example, he invited Su Qu to dinner, or even called Su Qu out to wait at the door?
Xiao Qi shook his head: "I have never seen such a brazen person. But, Brother Mu, do you think I look stupid? He is still calling at this time?"
"I don't think you're stupid, it's because the two of you are still filming the same movie after all. It was because of this consideration that you just wanted to teach him a lesson."
"……Correct."
"So, how do you want to clarify for him?" Mu Zhen asked with his head supported on his hands, lying on his side on the yoga mat that had been slumped just now.
Xiao Qi looked at him, showing a long-lost smile: "Big pillow, say 'eggplant'."
Mu Zhen: "???"
Xiao Qi posted very quickly on Weibo, hung up the phone with Su Qu, and updated it 10 minutes later, it was a picture of him strangling Mu Zhen's neck, squeezed into the same lens with him, Mu Zhen had a look on his face Xiao Qi smiled super obediently and heartlessly!
Weibo title: I'm just a CP, openly provoke~
"Yes, yes, yes! It's made public, it's made public!"
"[Laughing and crying] Starting today, we are all CP fans!"
"[Laughing and crying] Baby, why are you so cute?"
"What can I say? Of course I wish you happiness [狗头]"
"Hahahaha! Brother Xiao! We, Mumu, will entrust you to take care of us!"
"Is it the other way around? It should be said that Mu Mu will take care of Brother Xiao's teeth for the rest of his life~"
"I'm so happy, it's real [狗头]"
Xiao Qi looked at the reply on his Weibo, it was the face of an old man on the subway looking at his phone: "Although I knew that the fans would react like this, I am still not reconciled! Is it a CP fan who is shaking clothes?! Why? My CP fans always seem to be fake..."
Other people should be girlfriend fans and boyfriend fans, expressing their disbelief!impossible!Crazy off powder back step.Either you ran to yell at your opponent's fan for not being worthy of your idol, or your opponent's fan ran over and yelled that you are shameless for your popularity!When it came to him and Mu Zhen, the two fans were like a family, they were all hahaha like they were joking.
"'It's real to rise from the clothes' has been trending, what else are you upset about?"
"If you didn't laugh out your eight teeth when you said this, then I would be a little happier." Humph!Isn't it just laughing at him being a baby when taking pictures?Xiao Qi also found out that he had this problem, he looked like a baby when he smiled sincerely.It’s only when I’m acting that I can laugh at anything—a sexy smile is a little bit problematic.
"Unhappy?"
"Not happy."
"Then I'm going to take a shower, shall I take a piece?" Mu Zhen stood up.
"..." Xiao Qi was still thinking about the logical connection between these two things for two seconds, until Mu Zhen was almost at the door of the bathroom, his eyes suddenly lit up, he jumped up and chased after him, "One piece! wait for me!"
After taking a shower... imagine the specific process by yourself, the two of them nestled on the bed refreshed and lazily, Mu Zhen closed his eyes and asked again: "Aren't you happy?"
"Happy." Xiao Qi looked at him sideways, "Will I be rewarded for being unhappy in the future?"
"That depends on whether I'm happy or not."
"Then if you are unhappy, I will give you this reward."
Mu Zhen's face darkened: "As expected of your Majesty, you have to take advantage of everything."
"..." Xiao Qi raised his eyebrows—is my big pillow really unhappy?But why do I have the feeling that he is driving?
Sudden!Mu Zhen stretched out his arm, grabbed his shoulder, pressed him on the pillow, and gave him a passionate O kiss!
Xiao Qi was caught off guard by the sudden attack, he reacted and wanted to fight back, but Mu Zhen had already stepped aside.
Mu Zhen scratched the bridge of Xiao Qi's nose: "take it, I let you take advantage of me, I will give you the front, back, left, and right sides. But... I'm hungry now, so I'll make some food, do you want a piece of it?" ?”
Xiao Qi thought that Mu Zhen's super-dirty monopoly declaration was full of enthusiasm, and he stretched out his claws to grab him into his arms, but Mu Zhen moved ahead of him again!In a blink of an eye, the person is gone, already down to the ground...
What else to eat?I just want to eat my own pillow!Oh...forget it...
"Eat! I'll help!"
I chose it myself, of course I dote on it, so what else can I do?
Mu Zhen's cooking skills are very good, Xiao Qi is very interested in cooking skills, and the two big men who are keen on fitness also eat a lot, cooking together every day during the holidays is also very interesting as a couple.
When the meal was ready, Xiao Qi took a picture and sent it out without giving up!
Mu Zhen looked at him with his arms akimbo: "You just don't want to be reconciled, right?"
Xiao Qi squinted his eyes: "This seems to be a line from some TV series, right? But it's quite suitable to be placed here, of course I'm not reconciled. Why can't you and I fail to get fired if others are right?!"
→_→It’s not that it can’t be hyped, didn’t it flourish for a short period of time before?It's just that when Xiao Qi is sincerely speculating, he will be "hahaha" passed by.On the contrary, with ulterior motives, by the way, it became very hot.Xiao Qi...he is not reconciled to talking!
The meals that the two of them cooked together didn't pay much attention to the presentation of the dishes, and they were all served in pots in large quantities.A pot of grilled crispy pork belly cut into squares, a pot of fried lamb with scallions, a pot of lettuce in oyster sauce, and a super large pot of seaweed and egg drop soup, it looks...
"55555 Brother Xiao, since when did you become so unkind?"
"Send this during the Chinese New Year, I won't be greedy~"
"Mistgrass! Is this the handicraft of my Mumu? Mumu can cook, and it's not bad?"
"I'm so crazy, I'm so crazy! What kind of fairy brother is this! Brother Xiao, did you make me climb the wall because of what you did today?"
"Shall I pose for a photo? Now artists are either pretending to be a foodie, or pretending to be a housework expert."
"Looking at the plate and knife work, you know it's not a pose. Such a life-like, big piece, how could it be a pose?"
"Hehe, isn't it all right to find someone to cook at home? If he has the ability, he can broadcast live?"
"Don't pay attention to Heizi, the more you pay attention to them, the more jumpy you will be."
"My fault, my fault."
"Hehe~ Brainless fans will say this, anyway, you guys are gods, and everyone who says he's bad or raises legitimate questions is a sunspot."
"By the way, brother Xiao's sunspots have increased recently."
"Although sunspots can make you feel bad, but sunspots are actually a good thing, which means that goose has red lips and teeth~"
"Thank you Mumu~~ My goose is much more lively when I'm with you~"
"No, I want to ask, is Mumu so edible? Brother Xiao has a bird's stomach, so he can eat a few mouthfuls of lettuce with oyster sauce at most? The rest...must Mumu kill himself?"
"Well, Mu Mu is an expert in fitness. He has a lot of appetite, but it's really too much... There must be someone else, right? An assistant or something."
"I'm so envious, Brother Xiao, Mumu, do you still need an assistant? You can just include food and lodging, the one that doesn't cost money."
"Same! Food and lodging included, postgraduate graduate, proficient in both English and Japanese."
"Same as +1 Graduate student of University of Political Science and Law, English and French bilingual OK"
"Same as +2..."
Seeing the comments, the high-end atmosphere suddenly became high-end. The front was just empty talk, and then the graduation certificate, academic certificate, English test scores of CET-[-] and CET-[-], and other messy certificates were posted on Weibo. ...
Xiao Qi=. ='s turned off the phone, and started eating with Mu Zhenkuang.
After eating, Mu Zhen saw that Xiao Qi was still =. ='s expression: "What's wrong? Is the barbecue I made not tasty? Or is the stir-fried lamb too greasy?"
"No...it's just...my fans have so many highly educated talents, but I'm illiterate. I'm a little sad."
"Let's start the live broadcast."
"what?"
"I'll call Zhou Qian right now."
"Wait! Big pillow, what did you want me to broadcast live?"
"Playing the piano, playing the flute, playing the pipa, writing, and drawing."
"..." Xiao Qi had a sad face, "Take these out to show off, isn't it like a modern nerd who can't do anything in the Stone Age, showing off to the ancients that he can write and count?"
"It's different, because you are slowly learning the basics of modern times. Just like the skills you slowly learned in ancient times, my lord, you are not the kind of person who has always been versatile."
"Big pillow... come~hug~"
"I just finished eating, so I can't exercise." Mu Zhen squinted his eyes and patted Xiao Qi's hand away, exercising and eating, he wanted to sleep.
"I just want to hug you, I have no other thoughts." The hand was slapped away, and Xiao Qi simply rubbed his whole body over.
"Really?" Mu Zhen doubted.
"Really not~" Xiao Qi felt wronged.
Mu Zhen sighed, and automatically and consciously hugged Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi hugged the pillow, and was really satisfied, and was about to let go, but Mu Zhen hugged him back instead: "My lord, you Why are you so cute?"
"do not like?"
When he first passed through, the figure of the emperor was indeed more obvious, Zhou Qian was frightened by Xiao Qi.Cindy, Xiao Zhang and Yuanyuan always looked at him with frightened eyes.
Now his aura is slowly subsiding, Xiao Qi should be a middle-aged man, but he has gradually become lively.
"No, I like it very much." Mu Zhen pressed his forehead against his, "I saw the appearance of His Majesty that no one else has seen."
"Then do I still want to broadcast live?"
"Your Majesty, you reminded me, I'll call!"
Xiao Qi regretted talking too much: "..."
During the Chinese New Year period, the first echelon and the hard-working artists in the backstage are running at various evening parties.But there are still a large number of artists who can't get on the show. At this time, the live broadcast platform is their best exposure channel.
Of course, the live broadcast platform will seize this great opportunity. After all, during the Chinese New Year, people with the most spending power are on holiday. The custom of red envelopes makes everyone loose, and even the most stingy people are willing to give a reward to their favorite artists. For a small gift of two yuan, there are so many people in Huaguo, and the accumulation of a small amount makes a lot, and the income of the platform is at least two or three times higher than usual.
So when Xiao Qi said that he wanted to broadcast live, it was OK after a day.Not afraid of insufficient publicity, Xiao Qi posted on his own Weibo, and the live broadcast platform gave him a big tweet. After hanging up for a day, basically everything he knew would be known.
Xiao Qi wore a black set, and his hair was too short to be tied into a bun, so he wore a short-winged Usha. When the live broadcast started, he didn't even look at the barrage, and just played "Good Day".
The screws screamed excitedly, the screams filled the screen, and after a while there were all kinds of greetings.
"Happy Spring Festival Goose!" "Goose wishes you more good films in the new year!" "I wish brother Xiao good health and all the best!"
In the first 2 minutes of the live broadcast, everyone was still very harmonious.
But suddenly, there was disharmony.
"Xiao Qi's sleeping fan, both male and female, fifty thousand per person."
"Xiao Qi, last time you said that I would buy you a car, you just let me fuck."
"Xiao Qi, you are too loose, refund the money!"
"Xiao Qi's nose was crooked when he gave me mouth last time, and I don't know how many times he has undergone plastic surgery."
"Xiao Qi is a famous bus in the crew."
"It's nice to say he's a bus, but he's a public toilet."
All kinds of extremely disgusting bullet screens appeared in the live broadcast room, including the fans who were ready to comment. Although the real estate management immediately cleared the screen and banned speeches, these comments never stopped. Covered the live broadcast room.
The number of people in the live broadcast room began to drop-it was like a rogue throwing shit on an innocent person. Even if the onlookers knew that the person was innocent, they would remember "he was thrown dirty and smelly" Shit", subconsciously stay away.
Fortunately, the hardcore fans came to their senses and began to post a large number of "Chinese New Year is good Chinese New Year is good Chinese New Year" purification barrage, and the housing management also put in all their strength to counter the ban.
After 5 minutes, those vicious and slandering comments finally changed from a blockbuster to a rare one.
Xiao Qi, who had played Good Day twice, finally raised his head. He looked at the camera with a smile, his eyes were bright, and his eyes flickered: "Thank you for protecting me. Happy Chinese New Year everyone."
The screws who thought their idols were playing the piano all the time and didn't see what happened in the live broadcast room screamed.
The author has something to say: only fan: the only fan, only the actor himself.
Du Wei: It is the only fan who is more poisonous, tearing up everything in order to protect his idol.But sometimes Wei Fan's behavior of legitimately protecting his idol will also be denounced as poisonous Wei.
CP fan: It’s just a cute pair of CP
PUA: pickuparrist, love artist, but this is not a term used by fans.It is a kind of psychology lecture similar to pyramid schemes and X education, which specifically talks about how to make men quickly gain the favor of women, and then destroy women's self-esteem step by step, and then profit from women.Those who have money will ask you for money, and those who have no money will even lead women to sell themselves.When women are squeezed to a certain extent, they are instigated to self-mutilate or even commit suicide "in order to express true love".
In fact, I feel that there are some scumbags or scumbag male protagonists in the novels... It's like this kind of PUA. Don't think that this kind of distance is far away from you in reality, and you still have to have a sense of protection.
"This is so fucking...I want to cry as a man, what is this called? Jiang Yiting is too miserable, right?"
"I...before today, I was working for Fenjun. Oh my god...are those things in the group really fake?"
"Hehe, who doesn't know about PS? Jiang Yiting is a fuck! Didn't he say that depression quit the circle? Why? I thought that after a few years, his dirty ass would be cleared up. Is it because you want to come back again, so you started jumping again?!"
"I've seen such a stupid X... I still don't believe it. It's either stupid or vicious, or stupid and poisonous. I also loved Jun as Yiting, and I even complained about CP fans back then. This is a real cult. .”
"No... There is nothing wrong with Jiang Yiting and Pang scum, right? This is already a rumor and slander, right?"
"So, this time Sky Entertainment is going to repeat the old tricks on Brother Xiao?! This matter... If it really does this once... Oh my god! I was so scared to tears! Because I found that the success rate is still very high!"
"_(:з"∠)_Fortunately, brother Xiao changed his offense. "
"QAQ What if they start playing scumbags? I heard that scumbags are even more unpopular than scumbags."
These retired CP fans only played a leading role. Many Jun Weiyi Ting's CP fans began to compare their brainwashing packages with a feeling of belief and disbelief, and then...the facts are indeed cruel.
On the one hand, there are logos on the pictures or videos of my brainwashing package, which is why so many people believe it, thinking that it is something broadcast on the show.On the other side of the evidence, of course, is the real program content and tidbits.There is really no way to continue to call the false true.
——Ask why so many people didn’t look for the original version?Since there is a collection in the "own" group, downloaded and seen, why go outside to find it?
The beautiful memories they thought, the efforts they made to fulfill an infatuated man, and the true love they thought they saw were all fake.
They're just a barn in the works for a super successful operation!They help a trash and destroy a treasure.
It is terrible to lose fans and step back, and the anger of CP fans is also terrible.Especially not only Junwei Yiting's CP fans back then, other CP fans were also frightened and angry at the same time-could they also be guided and used?Originally, CP fans have had a harder life than Wei fans, and this kind of thing happened, this is really... really... beep the dog!
Pang Jun's fans, Xiao Qi's fans, Su Qu's fans, all kinds of navy, all kinds of CP fans, the marketing of major companies (don't look at this is the Chinese New Year holiday, there is no holiday in the entertainment industry, someone has already come out Rubbing the heat, indicating that I have also been hurt by CP fans), all of them are in the water!
I don't know how many people followed the development of the matter, read all kinds of revelations, and ate melons everywhere, but they didn't sleep all night, and they were still full of energy until dawn.The popularity of this matter keeps rising, but...it just doesn't make the hot search!
But no matter how stupid people are, they also know that if someone pays to suppress the trending search, the number one candidate must be Sky Entertainment!
Xiao Qi and Mu Zhen were equally surprised to see the network that had become a hot pot of boiling water. Xiao Qi called Zhou Qian: "Brother Zhou, you found the former CP fan who broke the news later?"
Xiao Qi arranged the long Weibo for everyone to analyze at the beginning, Jiang Yiting's Weibo at that time, and some people who contributed to the flames.
——Su Qu's series of actions are too organized and targeted.Although his team's operation had an oolong, but... that oolong was not an unskilled oolong, but a situation where he had gotten used to the template and continued to do it without thinking too much.Most likely the team behind Su Qu has done similar things!
As soon as Xiao Qi made this guess, Mu Zhen and Zhou Qian suddenly remembered the matter between Pang Jun and Jiang Yiting!
What Sky Entertainment did was really too "high", and few people in the entertainment industry realized it.Back then, Zhou Qian and Mu Zhen were still inexperienced little Xiami, and they could only lament afterward, and they couldn't do anything else.
But the subsequent chain reaction, a large number of old CP fans showed up to speak out, it was not what Xiao Qi had planned before.
Zhou Qian: "Didn't Brother Mu find it?"
"No, Mu Zhen said that this matter has nothing to do with him."
Both sides were silent at the same time: "..."
Seems like a coincidence?There is a group of people who have always had uneasy consciences, but they just waited because they didn't have the right time to reveal the truth.It can only be said... It's not that the time for not reporting has not yet come.
Originally Xiao Qi and Mu Zhen were going to stab Su Qu this time, but they still couldn't kill him, but now that they are making such a fuss, the knife will be more ruthless.
"Brother Zhou, do we need someone to help?"
"Don't worry, I'm already contacting them and I'm ready to provide them with legal aid."
Putting down the phone, Xiao Qi put down the phone, and looked at Mu Zhen.
Mu Zhen said: "Your Majesty, have you noticed that...you are fine?"
Xiao Qi raised his eyebrows: "From the moment I met you, I found out."
"..." Mu Zhen was naturally proud of this kind of compliment, but he quickly recovered his serious face, "But how do I remember, when I delivered the goods to the door by myself, you invited me to watch Zhiyu's movie, and you were so straightforward Express distrust of me and reject my pursuit?"
"It's not that I didn't trust you, but that I, who had low self-esteem at the time, didn't believe that there would be such good luck, and such a beautiful pillow fell from the sky to me."
"You..." Flattering X2, Mu Zhen finally couldn't hold back his smile, "Well, it seems that the sign of a person's growth is whether he can talk about love, have you really grown up? , Your Majesty. So...can we start the next set of sit-ups?"
Emmmm→_→Did you forget to mention their current state?Xiao Qi lay on the yoga blanket, Mu Zhen sat on his ankles.It is true that they were looking at the information on the Internet before, but that was because Xiao Qi had already completed a set of training.
"It's ok! I'm going to use my strength!" Xiao Qi straightened his posture, ready to start his next set of sit-ups.
Mu Zhen: "I suspect you are driving, and I have evidence."
After finishing five sit-ups, Xiao Qi asked: "Then shall we switch to driving to exercise?"
"If you can do five sets today, we can upgrade the workout to driving."
"unfair!"
"Hehe~" Mu Zhen's ruthless finger poked down Xiao Qi who had done the sixth sit-up.
The two were exercising and teasing while Xiao Qi's phone rang, and the caller was "Su Qu".Xiao Qi glanced at it and pretended he didn't see it. Anyway, his cell phone rings very nicely, so it can be used as the soundtrack for fitness and flirting.
But Su Qu was really perseverant, making a phone call every five minutes. After completing this set of sit-ups, pull-ups, squats, jumps, and push-ups (twenty each), Xiao Qi was out of breath. Finally picked up the phone: "Xiao Su? Huh, sorry, huh, I'm working out, I didn't hear the phone call."
"It's okay, brother Xiao... I, I really don't mean that."
"Huh? What happened?"
"On the Internet...the Internet said that I want to fire CP with you, that I want to kill you, I really..." Anger, helplessness, and grievance are just a few words, but Su Qu's feelings are all contained in it, "Brother Xiao , help me. Please..."
"Okay, don't worry, I'll post a Weibo to clarify."
"Thank you! Brother Xiao! Can you..."
Xiao Qi hung up the phone, Su Qu's posture of talking endlessly, could it be that he still wants to specify the content of "clarification"?For example, he invited Su Qu to dinner, or even called Su Qu out to wait at the door?
Xiao Qi shook his head: "I have never seen such a brazen person. But, Brother Mu, do you think I look stupid? He is still calling at this time?"
"I don't think you're stupid, it's because the two of you are still filming the same movie after all. It was because of this consideration that you just wanted to teach him a lesson."
"……Correct."
"So, how do you want to clarify for him?" Mu Zhen asked with his head supported on his hands, lying on his side on the yoga mat that had been slumped just now.
Xiao Qi looked at him, showing a long-lost smile: "Big pillow, say 'eggplant'."
Mu Zhen: "???"
Xiao Qi posted very quickly on Weibo, hung up the phone with Su Qu, and updated it 10 minutes later, it was a picture of him strangling Mu Zhen's neck, squeezed into the same lens with him, Mu Zhen had a look on his face Xiao Qi smiled super obediently and heartlessly!
Weibo title: I'm just a CP, openly provoke~
"Yes, yes, yes! It's made public, it's made public!"
"[Laughing and crying] Starting today, we are all CP fans!"
"[Laughing and crying] Baby, why are you so cute?"
"What can I say? Of course I wish you happiness [狗头]"
"Hahahaha! Brother Xiao! We, Mumu, will entrust you to take care of us!"
"Is it the other way around? It should be said that Mu Mu will take care of Brother Xiao's teeth for the rest of his life~"
"I'm so happy, it's real [狗头]"
Xiao Qi looked at the reply on his Weibo, it was the face of an old man on the subway looking at his phone: "Although I knew that the fans would react like this, I am still not reconciled! Is it a CP fan who is shaking clothes?! Why? My CP fans always seem to be fake..."
Other people should be girlfriend fans and boyfriend fans, expressing their disbelief!impossible!Crazy off powder back step.Either you ran to yell at your opponent's fan for not being worthy of your idol, or your opponent's fan ran over and yelled that you are shameless for your popularity!When it came to him and Mu Zhen, the two fans were like a family, they were all hahaha like they were joking.
"'It's real to rise from the clothes' has been trending, what else are you upset about?"
"If you didn't laugh out your eight teeth when you said this, then I would be a little happier." Humph!Isn't it just laughing at him being a baby when taking pictures?Xiao Qi also found out that he had this problem, he looked like a baby when he smiled sincerely.It’s only when I’m acting that I can laugh at anything—a sexy smile is a little bit problematic.
"Unhappy?"
"Not happy."
"Then I'm going to take a shower, shall I take a piece?" Mu Zhen stood up.
"..." Xiao Qi was still thinking about the logical connection between these two things for two seconds, until Mu Zhen was almost at the door of the bathroom, his eyes suddenly lit up, he jumped up and chased after him, "One piece! wait for me!"
After taking a shower... imagine the specific process by yourself, the two of them nestled on the bed refreshed and lazily, Mu Zhen closed his eyes and asked again: "Aren't you happy?"
"Happy." Xiao Qi looked at him sideways, "Will I be rewarded for being unhappy in the future?"
"That depends on whether I'm happy or not."
"Then if you are unhappy, I will give you this reward."
Mu Zhen's face darkened: "As expected of your Majesty, you have to take advantage of everything."
"..." Xiao Qi raised his eyebrows—is my big pillow really unhappy?But why do I have the feeling that he is driving?
Sudden!Mu Zhen stretched out his arm, grabbed his shoulder, pressed him on the pillow, and gave him a passionate O kiss!
Xiao Qi was caught off guard by the sudden attack, he reacted and wanted to fight back, but Mu Zhen had already stepped aside.
Mu Zhen scratched the bridge of Xiao Qi's nose: "take it, I let you take advantage of me, I will give you the front, back, left, and right sides. But... I'm hungry now, so I'll make some food, do you want a piece of it?" ?”
Xiao Qi thought that Mu Zhen's super-dirty monopoly declaration was full of enthusiasm, and he stretched out his claws to grab him into his arms, but Mu Zhen moved ahead of him again!In a blink of an eye, the person is gone, already down to the ground...
What else to eat?I just want to eat my own pillow!Oh...forget it...
"Eat! I'll help!"
I chose it myself, of course I dote on it, so what else can I do?
Mu Zhen's cooking skills are very good, Xiao Qi is very interested in cooking skills, and the two big men who are keen on fitness also eat a lot, cooking together every day during the holidays is also very interesting as a couple.
When the meal was ready, Xiao Qi took a picture and sent it out without giving up!
Mu Zhen looked at him with his arms akimbo: "You just don't want to be reconciled, right?"
Xiao Qi squinted his eyes: "This seems to be a line from some TV series, right? But it's quite suitable to be placed here, of course I'm not reconciled. Why can't you and I fail to get fired if others are right?!"
→_→It’s not that it can’t be hyped, didn’t it flourish for a short period of time before?It's just that when Xiao Qi is sincerely speculating, he will be "hahaha" passed by.On the contrary, with ulterior motives, by the way, it became very hot.Xiao Qi...he is not reconciled to talking!
The meals that the two of them cooked together didn't pay much attention to the presentation of the dishes, and they were all served in pots in large quantities.A pot of grilled crispy pork belly cut into squares, a pot of fried lamb with scallions, a pot of lettuce in oyster sauce, and a super large pot of seaweed and egg drop soup, it looks...
"55555 Brother Xiao, since when did you become so unkind?"
"Send this during the Chinese New Year, I won't be greedy~"
"Mistgrass! Is this the handicraft of my Mumu? Mumu can cook, and it's not bad?"
"I'm so crazy, I'm so crazy! What kind of fairy brother is this! Brother Xiao, did you make me climb the wall because of what you did today?"
"Shall I pose for a photo? Now artists are either pretending to be a foodie, or pretending to be a housework expert."
"Looking at the plate and knife work, you know it's not a pose. Such a life-like, big piece, how could it be a pose?"
"Hehe, isn't it all right to find someone to cook at home? If he has the ability, he can broadcast live?"
"Don't pay attention to Heizi, the more you pay attention to them, the more jumpy you will be."
"My fault, my fault."
"Hehe~ Brainless fans will say this, anyway, you guys are gods, and everyone who says he's bad or raises legitimate questions is a sunspot."
"By the way, brother Xiao's sunspots have increased recently."
"Although sunspots can make you feel bad, but sunspots are actually a good thing, which means that goose has red lips and teeth~"
"Thank you Mumu~~ My goose is much more lively when I'm with you~"
"No, I want to ask, is Mumu so edible? Brother Xiao has a bird's stomach, so he can eat a few mouthfuls of lettuce with oyster sauce at most? The rest...must Mumu kill himself?"
"Well, Mu Mu is an expert in fitness. He has a lot of appetite, but it's really too much... There must be someone else, right? An assistant or something."
"I'm so envious, Brother Xiao, Mumu, do you still need an assistant? You can just include food and lodging, the one that doesn't cost money."
"Same! Food and lodging included, postgraduate graduate, proficient in both English and Japanese."
"Same as +1 Graduate student of University of Political Science and Law, English and French bilingual OK"
"Same as +2..."
Seeing the comments, the high-end atmosphere suddenly became high-end. The front was just empty talk, and then the graduation certificate, academic certificate, English test scores of CET-[-] and CET-[-], and other messy certificates were posted on Weibo. ...
Xiao Qi=. ='s turned off the phone, and started eating with Mu Zhenkuang.
After eating, Mu Zhen saw that Xiao Qi was still =. ='s expression: "What's wrong? Is the barbecue I made not tasty? Or is the stir-fried lamb too greasy?"
"No...it's just...my fans have so many highly educated talents, but I'm illiterate. I'm a little sad."
"Let's start the live broadcast."
"what?"
"I'll call Zhou Qian right now."
"Wait! Big pillow, what did you want me to broadcast live?"
"Playing the piano, playing the flute, playing the pipa, writing, and drawing."
"..." Xiao Qi had a sad face, "Take these out to show off, isn't it like a modern nerd who can't do anything in the Stone Age, showing off to the ancients that he can write and count?"
"It's different, because you are slowly learning the basics of modern times. Just like the skills you slowly learned in ancient times, my lord, you are not the kind of person who has always been versatile."
"Big pillow... come~hug~"
"I just finished eating, so I can't exercise." Mu Zhen squinted his eyes and patted Xiao Qi's hand away, exercising and eating, he wanted to sleep.
"I just want to hug you, I have no other thoughts." The hand was slapped away, and Xiao Qi simply rubbed his whole body over.
"Really?" Mu Zhen doubted.
"Really not~" Xiao Qi felt wronged.
Mu Zhen sighed, and automatically and consciously hugged Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi hugged the pillow, and was really satisfied, and was about to let go, but Mu Zhen hugged him back instead: "My lord, you Why are you so cute?"
"do not like?"
When he first passed through, the figure of the emperor was indeed more obvious, Zhou Qian was frightened by Xiao Qi.Cindy, Xiao Zhang and Yuanyuan always looked at him with frightened eyes.
Now his aura is slowly subsiding, Xiao Qi should be a middle-aged man, but he has gradually become lively.
"No, I like it very much." Mu Zhen pressed his forehead against his, "I saw the appearance of His Majesty that no one else has seen."
"Then do I still want to broadcast live?"
"Your Majesty, you reminded me, I'll call!"
Xiao Qi regretted talking too much: "..."
During the Chinese New Year period, the first echelon and the hard-working artists in the backstage are running at various evening parties.But there are still a large number of artists who can't get on the show. At this time, the live broadcast platform is their best exposure channel.
Of course, the live broadcast platform will seize this great opportunity. After all, during the Chinese New Year, people with the most spending power are on holiday. The custom of red envelopes makes everyone loose, and even the most stingy people are willing to give a reward to their favorite artists. For a small gift of two yuan, there are so many people in Huaguo, and the accumulation of a small amount makes a lot, and the income of the platform is at least two or three times higher than usual.
So when Xiao Qi said that he wanted to broadcast live, it was OK after a day.Not afraid of insufficient publicity, Xiao Qi posted on his own Weibo, and the live broadcast platform gave him a big tweet. After hanging up for a day, basically everything he knew would be known.
Xiao Qi wore a black set, and his hair was too short to be tied into a bun, so he wore a short-winged Usha. When the live broadcast started, he didn't even look at the barrage, and just played "Good Day".
The screws screamed excitedly, the screams filled the screen, and after a while there were all kinds of greetings.
"Happy Spring Festival Goose!" "Goose wishes you more good films in the new year!" "I wish brother Xiao good health and all the best!"
In the first 2 minutes of the live broadcast, everyone was still very harmonious.
But suddenly, there was disharmony.
"Xiao Qi's sleeping fan, both male and female, fifty thousand per person."
"Xiao Qi, last time you said that I would buy you a car, you just let me fuck."
"Xiao Qi, you are too loose, refund the money!"
"Xiao Qi's nose was crooked when he gave me mouth last time, and I don't know how many times he has undergone plastic surgery."
"Xiao Qi is a famous bus in the crew."
"It's nice to say he's a bus, but he's a public toilet."
All kinds of extremely disgusting bullet screens appeared in the live broadcast room, including the fans who were ready to comment. Although the real estate management immediately cleared the screen and banned speeches, these comments never stopped. Covered the live broadcast room.
The number of people in the live broadcast room began to drop-it was like a rogue throwing shit on an innocent person. Even if the onlookers knew that the person was innocent, they would remember "he was thrown dirty and smelly" Shit", subconsciously stay away.
Fortunately, the hardcore fans came to their senses and began to post a large number of "Chinese New Year is good Chinese New Year is good Chinese New Year" purification barrage, and the housing management also put in all their strength to counter the ban.
After 5 minutes, those vicious and slandering comments finally changed from a blockbuster to a rare one.
Xiao Qi, who had played Good Day twice, finally raised his head. He looked at the camera with a smile, his eyes were bright, and his eyes flickered: "Thank you for protecting me. Happy Chinese New Year everyone."
The screws who thought their idols were playing the piano all the time and didn't see what happened in the live broadcast room screamed.
The author has something to say: only fan: the only fan, only the actor himself.
Du Wei: It is the only fan who is more poisonous, tearing up everything in order to protect his idol.But sometimes Wei Fan's behavior of legitimately protecting his idol will also be denounced as poisonous Wei.
CP fan: It’s just a cute pair of CP
PUA: pickuparrist, love artist, but this is not a term used by fans.It is a kind of psychology lecture similar to pyramid schemes and X education, which specifically talks about how to make men quickly gain the favor of women, and then destroy women's self-esteem step by step, and then profit from women.Those who have money will ask you for money, and those who have no money will even lead women to sell themselves.When women are squeezed to a certain extent, they are instigated to self-mutilate or even commit suicide "in order to express true love".
In fact, I feel that there are some scumbags or scumbag male protagonists in the novels... It's like this kind of PUA. Don't think that this kind of distance is far away from you in reality, and you still have to have a sense of protection.
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