The author of spicy chicken named it again

The data of the new article is much better than the old article, mainly due to the exposure rate, but Su Xuanran can clearly feel that the audience for this topic is relatively small.

Self-tapping and self-sufficiency is a huge cute point in the eyes of readers who like it, but it is thunder in the eyes of those who don't like it.But there are not too many readers who like it, and many people don't even understand what self-tapping and self-sufficiency are.

When Su Xuanran was in the realm of comprehension, he saw a lot of psychopaths, such as those who fell in love with their natal spiritual treasures, became Taoist couples with their own alchemy furnaces, and self-destructed their golden elixirs because they showed love to them because their golden elixirs ignored them... All kinds of strange gossips emerge in endlessly, and there are all kinds of strange people and strange things. Apart from lamenting that the forest is so big that there are all kinds of birds, it is only left to get used to it silently.

In contrast, it is normal to attack yourself.

Although there is no clear record that Hun Qianqing was schizophrenic and fell in love with himself, but his sometimes compassionate and sometimes cold appearance obviously has schizophrenia.As for narcissism, that's leisure gossip from boring people.

Su Xuanran thought it was cute, and seriously arranged different little habits for the two personalities of Hun Qianqing.

With the help of Uncle Shen to correct the typo, Su Xuanran was relaxed, and he was only responsible for writing and playing every day, and Shen Rong took care of everything else.Sometimes Su Xuanran would encourage Shen Rong to play games with him, but unexpectedly, Shen Rong bought an account to play with him.It's just that Shen Rong was too shrewd, before Su Xuanran's rotten egg hit him, the other party had already come behind him and saved his waist.

"I knew you were going to do something bad." Shen Wei tilted his head and kissed his earlobe. Every time after kissing this place, Su Xuanran would definitely behave for a long time. His earlobe is extremely sensitive.

"...Will you die if you get hit by me!" Su Xuanran became furious, raised his hand and gave him an elbow backward.

Shen Rong let out a muffled snort, Su Xuanran had bought a lot of top-quality equipment, with strong attack power, Shen Rong lost a portion of his blood when he bumped into it.

This doesn't work, you have to form a team with Su Xuanran.

The team information was thrown over, but the other party refused.

"Heh." Su Xuanran continued to express his disdain.

"Forget it." Shen Ling said in a good-tempered manner that he didn't care about it, "You really don't want to team up with me? Didn't you say that you want to kill people? Your reader won't be able to get online after the exam."

After weighing it up, Su Xuanran reluctantly added him to the team, and warned: "Don't hold me back."

Ten minutes later, Shen Roe proved with his skills that Su Xuanran would never be qualified to say that others were holding him back.

This sad story made Su Xuanran not even in the mood to play games. After punching Shen Rao, Yuan went offline, and drove Shen Rao who was also offline, out of the room, locked the door, and lay down on the bed to sulk. .

Seeing that Su Xuanran was so angry that he used the old-fashioned mechanical locks, Shen Rong thought about it, and opened the locks without a hitch, even though it was a piece of cake for him to open these locks.

"Let's eat hot pot tonight." Shen Ling told Xiaoji.

It's cold, it's best to eat hot pot.Su Xuanran wanted to eat it before. He had never eaten it before, but he heard that it was very delicious.But Xiaoji forbade him to eat, saying that he was not in good health and advised not to eat hot pot.

I don't know where Xiaoji learned the fallacies, Su Xuanran didn't understand these things and couldn't explain it to him, so he had to give up.

"but..."

"No but." Shen Rong also felt that Xiaoji was too old, and it seemed that his intelligence still needed to be improved.

In this world, he is the only one who can bully Su Xuanran, other people just need to be bullied by Su Xuanran, including robots.

Obviously, Shen Rong is the most authoritative here at the moment, and the little chicken is incapable of resisting, so he obediently takes Shen Rong's list to order ingredients.

There are many strange vegetables and meats in the Federation, but Su Xuanran has hardly eaten much.Even in the realm of comprehension, Su Xuanran seldom eats to satisfy his appetite, and what he eats most is those pills.

The people of the Federation live a stable life and usually have a lot of free time. They like to think about eating, drinking and having fun when they have nothing to do.Shen Rong knew Su Xuanran's taste very well, and Su Xuanran felt that he had already gained several kilograms in just a few days after he came back.

In the evening when the hot pot was served, Shen Rong knocked on the door and asked Su Xuanran to come out for dinner.

"I won't go." Su Xuanran's voice was cold, obviously still angry.

Shen Ling lowered his posture: "Xuan Ran, I was wrong, come out to eat, don't make trouble with your body. Are you cold?"

"Ah."

Make persistent efforts: "To eat hot pot today, are you really not coming?"

Su Xuanran was caught in a battle between heaven and man.

It is said that a netizen on Huaxia.com said that hot pot is the most delicious food in the world, and Su Xuanran has wanted to eat it for a long time.

"You go out to eat, go back to play games, you can smash me as many rotten eggs as you like, okay?"

The next second, the door opened.

"Your points?"

Shen Zhifu understood his meaning in his heart, and quickly said: "I will buy you rotten eggs."

Su Xuanran raised his chin slightly: "Let's go."

Xiaoji silently watched the overly arrogant master order Shen Roo to do that, and suddenly felt a little sad in his heart.Don't be too arrogant, the owner will regret it later.

The person that Shen Rong has not caught up to now can tolerate him shouting and shouting, and when they are really together in the end, it is time to get back the interest.

Although Shen Rong looked low-profile, he was actually very calm. Chasing someone always has to pay a price, it's no big deal.After getting along with my wife, I will slowly tune-teach.

To a certain extent, Su Xuanran's EQ is quite low, so it's okay to use straightforward means, sometimes he doesn't know what is enough.Whether it is from the fact that the two of them can get along peacefully in the future, or from the fact that Su Xuanran will not inexplicably offend others and cause unnecessary troubles when interacting with others, Shen Rong will not let his petty temper continue.

The dishes on the table are all suitable for Su Xuanran's taste, but Su Xuanran still picks and chooses.Shen Rong took the opportunity to stuff his mouthful of food, which he refused to eat just now.

Su Xuanran was so angry that he kicked him, but the food in his mouth was really delicious, so he still ate it to save face.

"Stay away from me." After eating, Su Xuanran warned.

Shen Roo stretched out his chopsticks to pick up a meatball and put it in his bowl: "I'm sitting far away, so I can't help you with food. It's obvious that you just couldn't pick up the meatball and insisted on me sitting here."

"Humph."

Shen Rong cooked another piece of meat: "Can you cook meat?"

"..."Won't.

"Xiahua wants me to help you?" Shen Roo asked.

"...Um."

"It's more convenient to eat these prawns after peeling and cooking. Let me peel them."

"..."

In such a comparison, Su Xuanran felt that he didn't know anything, he was simply a cripple who couldn't take care of himself.

"I still have chicks." Su Xuanran struggled for the last time.

Shen Rong smiled slightly: "Chicken is charging."

After he finished speaking, Xiaoji consciously left the restaurant and went to the next room to recharge his batteries.

"..." Do you think I'm blind? ? ?

After eating a meal, Su Xuanran felt his swollen belly and yawned.

"What are you doing bored in the house this afternoon?" Shen Ling pulled him to sit on the sofa, variety shows were playing on the holographic projection, and the huge and empty movie theater in Su Xuanran's house was like a studio.

The host and the guests come and go, guessing riddles and fighting, and various game sessions emerge in endlessly.

Su Xuanran pretended not to hear Shen Rong's voice, and he secretly went online to practice the game operation in the afternoon, although it didn't have any effect.

The show was very interesting, Su Xuanran became more energetic, ignored Shen Rong who was next to him, and watched it attentively.

Ordinary people can't cultivate immortals, and they won't be bound by boring cultivation. They come up with all kinds of things to enrich their lives and make life interesting.Su Xuanran was lucky enough to experience it once in his life, but he found that he actually had many interesting things that he hadn't experienced before.

"Is traveling fun?" In the program, the guests were sharing their experiences of traveling to other planets, Su Xuanran suddenly turned to ask Shen Rong.

Shen Rong took him into his arms, picked up the coat that the chick put next to him, and wrapped him tightly: "Some planets are fun, and some planets are boring. If you want to go, I will accompany you, and I promise to make a plan for you." Interesting itinerary."

"Okay." Su Xuanran nodded, looking at him with trusting eyes.

Shen Ling laughed secretly, trust is a very important thing, with trust, everything is easy to talk about, so are you afraid that you won't be able to embrace a beautiful woman?

Su Xuanran continued to watch his variety show. This time, one person made gestures while the other guessed. He couldn't speak, and it was a relay type. The second person had to make gestures for the third person until the fifth person came. Guess.

This link has been well received by most of the audience, and it has almost become a feature of this variety show, basically in every episode.The audience also bought it very much, because this show is always the funniest. Watching a group of people talk to ducks, the audience burst into laughter.

Shen Rong looked at Su Xuanran who was trembling with laughter, and helplessly held his coat that was about to fall off.Su Xuanran is like this every time, he is very focused on what he does, and then he can't be distracted to focus on the second thing.Shen Rong had no choice but to look at him a little more.

"Uncle Shen." Su Xuanran grabbed his collar, "Why don't you smile? You are so boring."

"..." Is it his fault that the emotional laughter is high?

Su Xuanran grabbed his face: "Sure enough, he has thick skin, and he can't even twist it."

No matter how rough and thick Shen Rong was, he couldn't withstand Su Xuanran's strange strength, his face turned red, but Su Xuanran was still talking nonsense with his eyes open.

Probably learned it from Shen Rong.

"Don't watch the show? Then I'll turn it off."

Su Xuanran silently let go, hum.

The author has something to say:

The word-guessing game in Ace vs. Ace and the word-guessing game while wearing headphones are very interesting. My roommate laughed like a lunatic when I watched it yesterday... I feel like the whole dormitory building can hear her magical laughter , Chongqing girl's voice is really daunting...

ps: There are more finished articles in my column, don’t miss the girls who are passing by [Waving Handkerchief]