these years

Qiao Weidong stood in the middle of the studio, he looked up at the sky, and above his head, strange people in ancient costumes dangling Wia were flying back and forth.

Beside him, the man in green and the man holding the rope are looking forward to it—they are waiting for Wang Lijun to change clothes, and everyone wants to see if Wang Lijun is really the same size as the heroine.

After waiting for a while, Wang Lijun finally came out of the costume shed. He was wearing a white dress worn by the leading actress, and he was so thin that he almost flew away with the wind. peak.

The man in green was quite satisfied. He confirmed that his scout's vision was really vicious - there was no need to delve into male and female, Wang Lijun and the female lead were really similar, and even the male lead could not be recognized by covering them with a veil.

At this time, a staff member came over and wanted to put Wang Lijun on a wire, and asked him to try a dangerous somersault over a rockery to make sure that he was qualified for the job of a stand-in.

Wang Lijun made up his mind to have a grand prize. He pushed Wia away, grabbed a fake sword, and said, "Mi is—" Suddenly, he realized that he couldn't say this sentence in Cantonese, so he had to change it to Mandarin: "Turning somersaults, there's no need for Wia."

After saying that, Wang Lijun took two steps back and started to run. When he stepped quickly to the front of the rockery, he showed the energy of playing basketball in summer vacation, his legs were slightly bent, and he jumped suddenly, and the wind was blowing in his white robe.He climbed over the rockery in a blink of an eye, and then landed lightly, with a firm figure, and he drew out the fake sword in his hand—this fake sword was as soft as a snake, and it shone with snow when it was unsheathed. It took a long time to stop, and the index and middle fingers of his left hand were raised together, and he made a sword art, pointing straight ahead.

The man in green and his group looked dumbfounded. This set of movements is so smooth that only top martial arts masters can do it, but those martial arts students are in high demand, and their value is of course far higher than that of ordinary doubles.Taking the salary of an ordinary stand-in to do the work of an elite martial arts student, the man in green is quite satisfied with Wang Lijun in terms of high quality and low price.

Wang Lijun flew into the air and landed, very proud of himself, but he didn't show it at all. He pretended not to know his charm, put away his soft sword, and stood aside honestly, allowing the reviews to lower the price.In fact, what does he not know?He has kung fu.As early as the few years when he was laying the foundations of the subject, he knew how to turn somersaults to look good, how to make people applaud in one move, and how to hold his seat as soon as he appeared on the stage, he knew it too well.

Wang Lijun casually listened to the man in green talking. He didn't care much about wages, as long as he had enough to eat.He just wanted to relive the expressions of the audience when he was on stage - when he saw the eyes of these people, he knew he had succeeded.

Seeing this group of people being confused by him, Wang Lijun was happy for a long time in his heart, but he still tried to be serious and lively in front of others, completely unaware that Qiao Weidong beside him had changed his mind millions of times, but he didn't say anything.

From this day on, Wang Lijun signed a contract with the crew and became the first stand-in for the heroine of the crew of "The Oriole in the Willows".

Over there, literary dramas were being filmed, and Wang Lijun and the actor's stand-in also started work.They put on the wire, flew down from the beams of the house together, crossed the yard, and jumped up the treetops, standing on the top of the willow leaves, like a pair of immortals and heroes—but the male protagonist came from a local Cantonese opera troupe, and Wang Lijun's martial arts styles are different. The two competed for a long time, looking at each other with disgust, and they both despised each other's martial arts moves for not being beautiful.

Wang Lijun thought to himself, what's so awesome about it, you also have the face to dislike me?With your kung fu, if it weren't for the theater troupe, you wouldn't be able to keep up with the hot shit.He also thought, the local martial arts are the top snakes, and the mainlanders who hang around here can't grab a bit of shit. Just think about it, how annoying it is.

Seeing the bullish look of the actor's stand-in, Wang Lijun was upset.So he pretended to do a somersault, kicked the opponent over with his kick, and the stand-in accidentally fell off the tree, and the wire was hanging on him, so of course it wouldn't break, he was just rippling in the air, unable to move.The crews jeered and cursed, yelling to retake the shot quickly, and at the same time warned the stand-in that wages would be deducted for another fall.

Wang Lijun stood on the top of the tree, condescending, watching the martial artists busy in the courtyard.The white robe on his body fluttered in the wind, under the bright red veil, there was a strange smile on his mouth.At this moment, Wang Lijun felt full of strength in his body, thinking that he had beauty, wisdom and strength at the same time, hey, he is so powerful, no one can compare to him.

Qiao Weidong was sitting on the sidelines watching Wang Lijun's work, but wherever he went, Qiao Weidong would be chased away by the field staff. He was chased away again and again. He was quickly driven out of the site of "Willow Waves Hearing the Orioles" and entered the next door "The Rich and Noble Chain". boundaries.

Qiao Weidong didn't dare to stop to prevent being chased away again, but he wanted to know what was going on with Wang Lijun, so he had to walk backwards while stretching his neck to look around, watching Wia swinging from a distance, he was very satisfied.

As a result of the retrograde movement, Qiao Weidong stepped on a man's shoe severely. The man was annoyed and cursed.

Qiao Weidong turned around and bowed repeatedly to apologize.When he straightened up, he realized that this person spoke Cantonese, but he had a completely Western appearance.

Seeing his sincere apology, the foreigner couldn't scold him any more, and said something, but Qiao Weidong couldn't understand.

Qiao Weidong was thinking about what the foreigner said. At the same time, he looked around and found that the foreigner was at the end of a long line. This line was strange to say, all of them were ghost faces, and there was not a single Asian among them.

The foreigner saw that he didn't understand, so he had to switch to official Chinese: "You line up carefully." The accent was very standard.

Qiao Weidong was at a loss, and he still queued behind the foreigners. Although he didn't know where the end of the line was, with so many people lining up, it must be a good place to come.

The line was getting shorter, the foreigner chatted with the person who registered the information, and he was admitted on the spot. He was very happy and stood together with several other ghosts who were also admitted.

Qiao Weidong almost understood that this was picking foreign extras. He thought that he had nothing to do, so it would be okay to pretend to be a foreigner to earn some extra money.

When it was his turn, the registrant at the desk glanced at him, lowered his head again, and asked while writing, "UK?"

Qiao Weidong said, "Huh?"

The foreigner said, "Ask you if you are of British mixed race."

Qiao Weidong said repeatedly, "No, no."

The foreigner wondered: "Is that Portugal?"

Qiao Weidong revealed the secret quietly: "It's the Soviet Union."

The foreigner passed on the original words again, and a foreigner was interpreting for the **** people. This scene is quite interesting.

The ghosts around were startled a few times, muttered a few words in their own language, and soon fell silent.The registrar hung the pen in the air, and he was silent for a while, unable to write, and finally only gave directions to others.

Soon someone came to measure his size, height, shoulder width, foot length - after the measurement, the person praised him as "prestige enough".

The registrar was full of dissatisfaction with this uncle, but they lacked the last foreign record, so they had to bring Qiao Weidong, who was big enough in all aspects.

The registrar wrote two strokes on the paper, stretched out his hand to Qiao Weidong and said, "Identity paper."

Qiao Weidong said ashamedly, "I don't have an identity card."

The registrar annoyed: "You can get everything!"

Qiao Weidong understood this sentence, but he felt all over his body, and only got a ticket stub for the southbound train, so he had to hand the ticket stub to the registrar.

The registrar got the ticket stub, put all the numbers on it together, and seamlessly filled in the data of the Hong Kong identity number line.

On this day, Qiao Weidong started his new life as Kelifei.In the [-]th scene of "The Chain of Wealth", he and other foreign companions played the role of foreign businessmen at the reception. Each of them is tall and mighty, so the foil effect is quite successful.

Three hours later, Qiao Weidong took the money and went out. He and the foreigner exchanged information about what they needed, and they agreed that they would let each other know when there was any need for foreigner coffee.

When he returned to "Willow Waves Hearing the Oriole", Wang Lijun had finished the martial arts show and was sitting by the side drinking a glass bottle of soy milk, which they had never seen in Beijing.

Wang Lijun raised the glass bottle, passed the straw to Qiao Weidong, and signaled him to take a sip, but Qiao Weidong didn't pick it up, so he took a sip from Wang Lijun's hand.

A line of coldness enters the throat, and the sweetness comes later. When the bean flavor finally breaks out, time seems to stop.At this moment, Qiao Weidong finally realized that this feeling is completely different. Between soy milk and Arctic Ocean soda, there is more than half of China, and he is really not in Beijing anymore. They have come to a new world, and there are countless bizarre things around them. Has been, is, and will happen.

When Wang Lijun climbed over the rockery, Qiao Weidong was thinking about it, and he is still thinking about it now.What he thought was that Brother Li Jun would never be just a martial artist in the future, he would definitely be an actor, and he would definitely be famous, because his beauty deserved the attention of the whole world.

Wang Lijun took back the soy milk and took a sip. He had no idea what Qiao Weidong was thinking.

Time doesn't depend on people's will, they start writing on their own, the scene manager starts shouting, and Linji martial artists swarm to another courtyard, which is the shooting location of the hero and heroine.Idlers ran into the courtyard and were crowded, all wanting to see the scene inside the house.

The room was decorated with ancient wedding decorations. They were about to shoot the night scene. The photography equipment had been set up, and the personnel from all parties were about to be in place. Mimi is dressed in a phoenix crown and Xiapei. She is sitting on a chair, with a script spread out on the table, and a few lines of thick red lines are particularly dazzling. Mimi's face was full of anger. Her company has always warned her that she can be coquettish, but she can never shoot nude scenes, otherwise, once she takes off her clothes, she will never be able to wear them again. From now on, only third-rate movies will come to her.

Director Gao Baifei was waiting for her to calm down. The nudity was not his request, but the company backtracked, thinking that Mimi's box office value was not as good as before. If the audience was not given a shot in the arm, the company would definitely have to pay big money.In the past two years, Mimi, the beautiful girl, of course couldn't be filmed in the third grade, but in the past two years, the audience has gradually become tired of watching it. For the sake of the company and herself, Mimi should take off two clothes and earn some pension money, right?So they accepted this pornographic script without telling Mimi himself, but to Mimi, they only said that they were making a romance movie of ancient martial arts.

Christian was half leaning on the couch, he was dressed in official groom's attire, and the makeup artist was putting on powder for him.The powder puff went down from the eyes, passed by gently fluttering the eyelashes, swiped a few times on the bridge of the beautiful nose, and then went down to his chin——

If you don't like to shoot, then don't shoot well, pissing off[1] hurts your body, you are good. Christian waved his powder puff and said.

Mimi spat a little louder, which actually meant she was receptive to comfort.

Gao Baifei was jumping around in a panic, two big brothers, why don't you mess with me, why don't you have some business?

With the fire handed by the assistant, Christian lit the cigarette and took a sip. His posture of eating the cigarette was beautiful, holding the cigarette with his middle finger and thumb, and holding the cigarette with his hand like a flower, and then brought it to his lips.His lips are rosy.

Christian puffed out his mouth and gave a signature smile, the kind of bored but suppressed bored, bored smile, personable.He said, super [2], ask him [3] to pick up a temporary record, can I get a grapefruit?

At the same time Christian put his hands together and made a circle.Luoyou, which is called ass in Mandarin, she does not shoot, some people are willing to shoot, as to whether the audience will pay for a strange butt and think it is Mimi's Luoyou, that is the audience's own business.

Gao Baifei was startled, he was too flustered just now, monster, he cursed inwardly, how could a man in his teens not even think[4]?The white-haired old man quickly jumped up again, and shouted to the field manager, get a quick note [5], the pomelo must look pretty, assoonaspossible!

[1] Fajiu: Cantonese, angry.

[2] Super: dirty words, super=monster=cao.

[3] Seek it: Cantonese, casually.

[4] Think: think.

[5] Lin Ji: Extras, dragon and tiger warriors, and stand-ins are also called like this.